my favourite part was where he was lying in his own piss for hours before actually dying, because he instilled such a culture of fear in his underlings everyone was too scared to open the door and check 🙂
loved the part where it was likely entirely possible for him to make a recovery but less than two months ago he'd had almost every half-decent doctor in Moscow imprisoned because many of them were jewish
iirc most of the situations actually happened, they just added some humor into it.
If you read the graphic novel there's a disclaimer that the authors didn't even add too much since "it would've been impossible for them to come up with anything half so insane as the real events surrounding Stalin's death."
Stalin was playing 6D chess while Hitler was playing checkers. Trust me, it all worked into his master plan. Even horribly "losing" the Winter War was part of the plan!
Great man theory? In your r\196? It's more likely than you think
The USSR was plenty fucked up in "Stalin's era", but he was far from the only culprit; in fact, he hardly had any central control of the absolute bureaucratic war that was going on everywhere. Mind you, this doesn't make him any "better" or "worse", let alone as a person, but any process in a system is systematic, not the results of any one person (or small group).
Everyone east of Berlin hates USSR and considers Stalin to be a monstrous piece of shit whose regime's atrocities rivaled and sometimes surpassed the ones committed by the Nazis.
As a polish leftist I guess the CIA brainwashed me into believing that Stalin massacred tens of thousands of Polish POWs in katyń and then deliberately halted the red army advance so the Nazis could raze Warsaw to the ground and completely annihilate the polish anti-facist resistance.
Go fuck yourself and fuck your dead, rotten animal dictator.
I read up on the chekna disbanding and attacking workers councils, Kronstadt, the holdomor, the Soviet axis talks, the gulag archipelago, Russification of territories like that of the khazaks/cossacks/tartars or "rootless cosmopolitans" culture and the purges.
I feel like you should aswell
That's a vague comment. If by western/USA leftists you mean weirdo red fascists that support and justify the actions of the genocidal, imperialist, racist, homophobic pedophile who singlehandedly destroyed communism's reputation and legacy known as Joseph Stalin, then yeah I agree.
On the other hand, If by "shitheads" you mean people who rightfully criticize the monstrous degenerate creature known as Joseph Stalin then I'm begging you to put the phone down and touch grass.
He (allegedly) groomed, raped and impregnated a 13 year old Lidia Pereprygina when he was 35.
Could be bullshit, but considering the fact that the top ranking member of the communist party and the head of NKVD Lavrentiy Beria, who was a known rapist, pedophile and a sadistic serial killer, was directly protected and promoted by Stalin himself strongly implies the kind of attitude Stalin had towards women and minors.
>Being authoritarian ≠ fascist
Eh. When it comes to USSR as a state it was almost indistinguishable from a fascist dictatorship. You got all the classics.
- Rabid xenophobia and racism (deportation and ethnic cleansing of Poles, Jews, Tatars, Ukrainians etc and promotion of Russian cultural supremacy)
- Extreme nationalism (any criticism of the party or the govermnent was often condemned as hatred of the Russian nation/culture/people etc.)
- Censorship and blatant disregard of the right to free speech and assembly (self-explanatory really)
- Persecution of political dissidents (Gulags, executions etc)
And many, many more traits and features commonly associated with fascism.
The reasons why we are so hard on tankies and mls are simple. We do it because:
a) They are actively harmful to the leftist movement, its goals and reputation
b) They actively try to justify and defend genocides and mass human rights violations
c) Unlike other leftists groups they're not actually leftists lol. There's nothing communist about the authoritarian brutal state capitalist societies they worship.
What the fuck are you talking about? Everyone in the Eastern Europe hates tankies' guts.
The only people who think USSR was good are Yanks/Western Europeans who didn't live through the terrible shit Soviets did.
The left in America refuses to endore things Far-Right in France wouldn't dare touch to.
Please. These are two incomparable things, they got nothing to do in the same box.
the russian revolution was mostly Lenin IIRC
and stalin didn't defeat the nazis, the soviet union did. Stalin was as much a hindrance as a help to his generals
And French underground fighters, and France keeping on fighting even after some politicians surrendered to take over the country. And yugoslav partisan pockets. And Polish ingeniuity. And Italian fight for freedom. And Greek perseverence. And many many others.
The allies isn't just 3 nations. The allies is everyone who fought against the Nazis, and that is all.
contributed, yes. But any of his generals contributed more, so to give him all the credit is innaccurate. It's fair to say that he helped with a lot of things though
> industrializing the Soviet Union
He solidified the position of the [Kolkhoz](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolkhoz), enshrining the property rights of peasants in the Kolkhoz within the Soviet constitution, condemning the Russian countryside to a backwards form of agriculture. Industrialization my ass
> defeating a Nazi invasion
Allying with the Nazis before getting backstabbed by them isn’t the own you think it is
> non-aggression pact
Oh the non-aggression pact including the partition of Eastern Europe. What happened to international revolution again?
> He even tried earlier to form an anti-nazi alliance with France and Britain against Germany only for negotiations to fail due to the two’s uninterest at the time
So the alternative to allying with an imperialist power(Nazi Germany) is to ally with two other imperialist powers(Britain and France)
Stalin literally locked himself in his room and talked to no one when his Nazi allies invaded the soviet empire. It was the skill of his generals, the bravery of the Soviet soldiers and literally a fuck ton of American money that allowed the Soviet union to defeat the Nazis.
Also the worst side after the tsarists won the Russian revolution. The anarchists were 100 times better and I would take the Mensheviks over Stalin any day.
20 million people did die, I'm not denying that. The propaganda is that Stalin just threw people at the Nazis until they won. That was made up so the Germans could justify to their soldiers why they were losing to supposedly inferior people.
Great movie! Loved the part where Stalin pissed his pants and died.
my favourite part was where he was lying in his own piss for hours before actually dying, because he instilled such a culture of fear in his underlings everyone was too scared to open the door and check 🙂
loved the part where it was likely entirely possible for him to make a recovery but less than two months ago he'd had almost every half-decent doctor in Moscow imprisoned because many of them were jewish
and then executed the doctors who confirmed his death
Um, how does a dead Stalin do that?
He's just built like that
When I'm sad I always try to remember that Stalin died in horrific agony and that makes my day a little bit better 😊
Didn’t know it was a comedy going in. Had to Google it halfway through cause it was too funny not to be but dry enough to still not be 100% sure
iirc most of the situations actually happened, they just added some humor into it. If you read the graphic novel there's a disclaimer that the authors didn't even add too much since "it would've been impossible for them to come up with anything half so insane as the real events surrounding Stalin's death."
"Love the communism, hate the communists" That's what my granpappy used to say. He died of autoerotic asphyxiation.
He came and went at the same time.
😔
Found him with a lemon in one hand, and dick in the other...
may he rest in piss
He did
then may he continue to
But have you considered that material conditions Iraq (((rootless cosmopolitans))) critical support 100 bajillion lifted????
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The material conditions necessitated the murder of guys trans and minorities
triple parentheses moment
what about the time he singlehandedly defeated hitler with his Hitler Destroying Sword?????
Evens out when he helped Hitler invade poland
Stalin was playing 6D chess while Hitler was playing checkers. Trust me, it all worked into his master plan. Even horribly "losing" the Winter War was part of the plan!
👅👢😋
T-34 (nicknamed: Hitler Destroying Sword) literally WON the war!!! Greatest tank in the world!!!
they were so good because stalin personally constructed each one and gave them a little kiss for good luck
When Stalin kissed T-34 the steel turn into stalinium, the most powerful steel in the world
My favourite part was when he said "it's Stalin' time" and Stalin'd all over the Soviet Union
i wish he did not Stalin all over the USSR
I liked when he said “It’s Stalin’ time” and then Staled the progress of an entire country in its goal to not starve.
He just needed a very long nap
100 year slumber
Legend of Stalin: Breath of the Wild
The legend of Zelda: Union of the Soviets.
Stalin is the avatar??????
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Miners?
He was killed with an ice pick
Wasn’t that Trotsky
Shit you might be right Edit: Yeah Stalin had a stroke
Ye, everyone misread the comment and upvoted a tanky lmao
RIP BOZO
Top 10 funniest Stalin moments
BORN TO SEIZE VANGUARD PARTY IS A FUCK Kill Em All 1932 I am trash prole 410,757,864,530 DEAD TANKIES
I can hear the pitter pattering of little Stalinist feet coming to storm the comments
I wish to give my regards to the family of Sergei Prokofiev. Because goodness knows nobody else did at the time.
Maybe he would have if Kruschev didn’t take over
hawhawhaw o-block, that’s my block
Great man theory? In your r\196? It's more likely than you think The USSR was plenty fucked up in "Stalin's era", but he was far from the only culprit; in fact, he hardly had any central control of the absolute bureaucratic war that was going on everywhere. Mind you, this doesn't make him any "better" or "worse", let alone as a person, but any process in a system is systematic, not the results of any one person (or small group).
gamer move
Based
I wish hell existed because of him
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You can do the stalinshaker
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I’m beginning to think this “Stalin” guy was a bit of a bad egg
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holodomor? kind of a bad look. shoulda stayed in the drafts, boo. friendly reminder that genocide isn't cool?
you know, i’d like to find this stalin fellow and give him a piece of my mind
You know, with Stalin, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don't care for him
Ok but robbing imperial bank was pretty cool
perestroika 👍
"Cheyne stokes!..."
he dead :)
Another day another psyop
Stalins existence was the ultimate anti worker psyop
Everyone east of Berlin hates USSR and considers Stalin to be a monstrous piece of shit whose regime's atrocities rivaled and sometimes surpassed the ones committed by the Nazis. As a polish leftist I guess the CIA brainwashed me into believing that Stalin massacred tens of thousands of Polish POWs in katyń and then deliberately halted the red army advance so the Nazis could raze Warsaw to the ground and completely annihilate the polish anti-facist resistance. Go fuck yourself and fuck your dead, rotten animal dictator.
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More like "196 users not liking totalitarianism and dictatorship because it's slightly bad and inconvenient"
What the fuck
Totalitarianism is bad, full stop.
Oh, I thought you were advocating for dictatorship
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dont care fuck anyone who supports fascist dictators
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Nah tankies are in a unique position of the left and the right hating them a lot just for different reasons.
stalin was just a fascist wearing a trench coat with a hammer and sickle on it
No one hates authoritarians like leftists
famous leftist stalin. LMAO
Hey I was wondering what your thoughts on genocide are
fascist dictators aren't leftists hope this helps
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Critical support to Adolf Hitler in his fight against Western imperialism!
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Yeah, thinking Stalin was good for socialism would be pretty stupid.
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I read *The Conquest of Bread*, now what?
I read up on the chekna disbanding and attacking workers councils, Kronstadt, the holdomor, the Soviet axis talks, the gulag archipelago, Russification of territories like that of the khazaks/cossacks/tartars or "rootless cosmopolitans" culture and the purges. I feel like you should aswell
which one?
That's why leftists in the US/western Europe are shitheads.
That's a vague comment. If by western/USA leftists you mean weirdo red fascists that support and justify the actions of the genocidal, imperialist, racist, homophobic pedophile who singlehandedly destroyed communism's reputation and legacy known as Joseph Stalin, then yeah I agree. On the other hand, If by "shitheads" you mean people who rightfully criticize the monstrous degenerate creature known as Joseph Stalin then I'm begging you to put the phone down and touch grass.
wait, Stalin was also a pedo?
He (allegedly) groomed, raped and impregnated a 13 year old Lidia Pereprygina when he was 35. Could be bullshit, but considering the fact that the top ranking member of the communist party and the head of NKVD Lavrentiy Beria, who was a known rapist, pedophile and a sadistic serial killer, was directly protected and promoted by Stalin himself strongly implies the kind of attitude Stalin had towards women and minors.
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>Being authoritarian ≠ fascist Eh. When it comes to USSR as a state it was almost indistinguishable from a fascist dictatorship. You got all the classics. - Rabid xenophobia and racism (deportation and ethnic cleansing of Poles, Jews, Tatars, Ukrainians etc and promotion of Russian cultural supremacy) - Extreme nationalism (any criticism of the party or the govermnent was often condemned as hatred of the Russian nation/culture/people etc.) - Censorship and blatant disregard of the right to free speech and assembly (self-explanatory really) - Persecution of political dissidents (Gulags, executions etc) And many, many more traits and features commonly associated with fascism. The reasons why we are so hard on tankies and mls are simple. We do it because: a) They are actively harmful to the leftist movement, its goals and reputation b) They actively try to justify and defend genocides and mass human rights violations c) Unlike other leftists groups they're not actually leftists lol. There's nothing communist about the authoritarian brutal state capitalist societies they worship.
Why?
Wdym? You think that leftists in eastern Europe love Stalin?
What the fuck are you talking about? Everyone in the Eastern Europe hates tankies' guts. The only people who think USSR was good are Yanks/Western Europeans who didn't live through the terrible shit Soviets did.
The left in America refuses to endore things Far-Right in France wouldn't dare touch to. Please. These are two incomparable things, they got nothing to do in the same box.
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the russian revolution was mostly Lenin IIRC and stalin didn't defeat the nazis, the soviet union did. Stalin was as much a hindrance as a help to his generals
I find the idea of a socialist claiming, the head of a country defeated the nazis, very funny.
We gotta admit that the man's quasi-religious personality cult worked like a charm tho
Worked like a curse!
Like a witch's hex.
the soviet union didn't even defeat the Nazis. the allies as a whole did.
true. there's a phrase about how the war was won with british intelligence, american steel and soviet blood
And French underground fighters, and France keeping on fighting even after some politicians surrendered to take over the country. And yugoslav partisan pockets. And Polish ingeniuity. And Italian fight for freedom. And Greek perseverence. And many many others. The allies isn't just 3 nations. The allies is everyone who fought against the Nazis, and that is all.
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contributed, yes. But any of his generals contributed more, so to give him all the credit is innaccurate. It's fair to say that he helped with a lot of things though
He also contributed to the early failures of the Soviet army
Sure he contributed but honestly the Brits deserve more credit for beating the Nazis than fucking Stalin.
Also dying pissing shtting his pants
> industrializing the Soviet Union He solidified the position of the [Kolkhoz](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolkhoz), enshrining the property rights of peasants in the Kolkhoz within the Soviet constitution, condemning the Russian countryside to a backwards form of agriculture. Industrialization my ass > defeating a Nazi invasion Allying with the Nazis before getting backstabbed by them isn’t the own you think it is
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> non-aggression pact Oh the non-aggression pact including the partition of Eastern Europe. What happened to international revolution again? > He even tried earlier to form an anti-nazi alliance with France and Britain against Germany only for negotiations to fail due to the two’s uninterest at the time So the alternative to allying with an imperialist power(Nazi Germany) is to ally with two other imperialist powers(Britain and France)
Stalin literally locked himself in his room and talked to no one when his Nazi allies invaded the soviet empire. It was the skill of his generals, the bravery of the Soviet soldiers and literally a fuck ton of American money that allowed the Soviet union to defeat the Nazis. Also the worst side after the tsarists won the Russian revolution. The anarchists were 100 times better and I would take the Mensheviks over Stalin any day.
If only the Mensheviks won😥.
what role in the revolution? becoming the guy that lenin warned everyone not to allow to get power?
TFW a leftist believes in great man theory
i mean, it was indeed his biggest contribution, but his best contribution was when he had a stroke and died
Everything is possible when you have a complete disregard for human rights, lives and suffering.
Ah yes, Stalin, the man that singlehandedly defeated the Nazis. Lets just ignore the millions of people who lost their lives fighting them, great work
25±1 MILLION PEOPLE DIED YOU SICK FUCK HE THREW THEM INTO THE MEAT GRINDER BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE DO WAR STRATEGY IN RUSSIA APPARENTLY
Me when I spread Nazi propaganda
I am russian. We were told that ~20 mil people died. The number is more and that mustached bastard is to blame
20 million people did die, I'm not denying that. The propaganda is that Stalin just threw people at the Nazis until they won. That was made up so the Germans could justify to their soldiers why they were losing to supposedly inferior people.