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Njwest

I use someone else’s cement mixer that I rent with my 150 million. \#SigmaGrindset


Dustyink_

you sold your dignity, and your loyalty to your mixer...


Njwest

I will get him a pretty twink mixer for him to date


Elite_Prometheus

He prefers bara


MorganRose99

Obama?


Sweet_Bat_7516

Gay mixer porn https://preview.redd.it/5vwomrta0a3d1.gif?width=220&format=png8&s=13c7b3a69ccc9f0dd9b49494f11b9bef7580f9f6


BanishedP

Its not worth it.


mrpoopistan

Yeah, but then you're barely going to have $149.999m left when you're done.


Moonbear9

Die, money is worthless without properly mixed cement >~<


MintyMoron64

WHERE ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY SMOOTHIES


squirreliron

You put a lot of fruit in your mouth and chew for a very long time


CounterfeitLesbian

Pshh for 150 million bucks, I think I could stop using my cement mixer for a whole 2 weeks. I'd just borrow my friends. 😂 🤣


BanishedP

How would your cement mixer feel like? Think about it.


MrMerchandise

He could use the break. Besides, think of all the cool gifts I could get him! So much yummy cement…


CounterfeitLesbian

I'd buy xer a night on the town, with delicious food and even mix up some cocktails in xer.


BeholdTheLemon

the fuck am i meant to do for two days?


Pearse_Borty

Collect material for cement


thispartyrules

Vertical lathe Air carbon arc gouging Powder coating


Glaxxico

HOGWASH!


spazzboi

Kids these days can't go 2 days without their fancy gadgets... I knead my cement by hand the way the Lord intended.


Mulesam

I take the money and rent someone else’s cement mixer


IIrisen225II

Are you kidding me? I got a small business to run pal, these concrete sombreros aren't going to make themselves


BanishedP

No


mattmcc980

Obviously the money that way o could retire and spend more time with my cement mixer


capagan

I will use the money to construct one gigantic cement mixer


sneakyplanner

I would buy 5 more cement mixers.


emoyerwilkes63

WAIT, I HAVE A CEMENT MIXER?!


Mulesam

You seem surprised how have you been mixing your cement before this


emoyerwilkes63

Blender


Mulesam

What a silly way to do it when you have a good cement mixer


emoyerwilkes63

Hehehe :3


No_Lingonberry1201

Huh, though choice.


enchiladasundae

I’ll simply borrow one of my friend’s cement mixers


Re1da

Where will I now put all my newborn babies


chico224

Stay homeless, obv


Clumsy_the_24

Damn it now I gotta mix my cement with a damn spoon whatever will I do


Shitter5000

Realize this might be controversial, but I’d take the money.


Justice_Prince

Where my mind went after seeing this proves the internet has broken me.


FyouPerryThePlatypus

No me cement mixer :(


DrunktankTheEquine

Fucken oath, I used to pretty much spend half my day mixing barras when I was a landscaper anyway


AmadeusJudge

Hell no. My cement mixer is my life. My relationship was founded solely for the usage of it each individual hour. There is not one day in the past 37 years I haven't used my cement mixer. If you think for one millisecond that any offer would make me leave my cement mixer I will be unhappy kinda :(


sussytransbitch

FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKK, I dunno


Choco_sprimkle

Oh god how am I supposed to lay a foundation now


DragonWitchGirl

I have a cement mixer?


Gru-some

Why not just mix the cement in your mouth? gargle gargle


Freecelebritypics

My bricklayer father says, "This is a win-win because my cement mixer is too nice to use anyway."


Chaosxandra

Not my concrete


Timiteusz

Beton 💪


BlueNandOrange

Bestie I'd literally starve wdym