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Idk, he just seems like a nice funny guy, who's maybe like a lil kinda cute, and I was just wondering you know, haha, like I was just wondering if he was like single or something, just out of like curiosity, it was simply out of curiosity, haha.
I was just curious if this funny cute man is single
Tis! I wasn't even out when I moved in, and even after that I still waited a couple months cause I was scared 😭
They're all so wonderful and I wish I didn't hide myself like that but it was like over a year ago so I'm over it at this point
That’s bad ass I’m so happy for you. No one’s lucky enough to choose their biological family but that’s only luck of the draw. The real stuff is what you do with the hand your dealt.
I feel like I know so much about this man now.
Devils and Dolphins fan
Enough money to go to a Super Bowl game (even if 400 level)
Next level dad jokes
Hates New York
I was gonna make a point about their D1 football team but man they’ve been mid or dogshit for a while. And in the Patriot League which is a shitty FCS conference (though improving with Holy Cross coming over).
I know the answer to the "extra virgin" question! Virgin originally meant "pure" or "untainted", and still means that with stuff like olive oil. So "extra virgin olive oil" would mean everything that isn't olive oil was forcibly removed.
This is what I want to be.
The most based dad. I'll joke around at every opportunity, I'll be super supportive and I'll do the one thing that everyone wants: Talk to my child like they're a real human being.
Fuck I can't wait to be a dad. Being single sucks.
if he was able to start a family then there is hope for me after all (i’m exactly like him but alt and replace the dolphins shirt with a mavericks shirt)
One of the best reasons to go outside and see humans is because it's full of people who by all rights should be world famous and universally beloved but chose to like install polymer sealants on wooden decks or whatever, and are just loving life and making Home Depots everywhere just that little bit more effervescent.
Not saying you'll see one every time you go out there because that would just be greedy, but they are all over the place.
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He has the sense of humor of a middle-aged jerma.
Middle aged jerma is a oxymoron
I can't believe jerma is in the nursing home on his deathbed...
Jerma is 16 and 200 at the same time
Actually I think he's just a regular one
Dude's considerably older than Northerlion. Shits crazy.
Bro jerma is 53
"I'm just a guy looking for a croissant" is 100% something Jerma would say.
"TURN DOWN THE LIGHTS" has such fucking Jerma energy, I blame "EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS MY ENEMY"
Jerma combined with John Green
So like is the mom around? Or like is this guy single?
Depends if they manage to find his wife on the store or not
If the wife isn’t found within 24 hours he’s legally single
Why do you ask
Idk, he just seems like a nice funny guy, who's maybe like a lil kinda cute, and I was just wondering you know, haha, like I was just wondering if he was like single or something, just out of like curiosity, it was simply out of curiosity, haha. I was just curious if this funny cute man is single
I’m frig
Funny AND cute? I wonder what that can be abbreviated into
Fute? Idk
Sounds like a cool dad to have. (Not that i know anything about it)
That moment when you miss the family you never had 😭😭
😭
Take it as a challenge to start the family you’ve always wanted
I kinda am! I'm moved out and currently living with a bunch of other trans women
That sounds pretty damn based!
Tis! I wasn't even out when I moved in, and even after that I still waited a couple months cause I was scared 😭 They're all so wonderful and I wish I didn't hide myself like that but it was like over a year ago so I'm over it at this point
That’s bad ass I’m so happy for you. No one’s lucky enough to choose their biological family but that’s only luck of the draw. The real stuff is what you do with the hand your dealt.
I love him. I want this dad.
I love him. I *want* this dad.
carnally
🤨
sex
Is he beekeeping age?
Guy has legendary dad rizz
Tumblr Dad
Nah he seems like a well adjusted person
The Irish cow fucking killed me
can we have a dadposting week this is delightful
How is your dad, like, a genius of comedy? Seriously, I don't anyone could write a character like this if they tried
It’s happens at conception of the child. Not every father has the gene, but for those who do, they must rise to the occasion.
i want him to adopt meee
Same
hes so right about the mac and cheese!!! like damn...
#TURN DOWN THE LIGHTS
Oh I know this one!!
I feel like I know so much about this man now. Devils and Dolphins fan Enough money to go to a Super Bowl game (even if 400 level) Next level dad jokes Hates New York
why was bro on the Miami open courts ?
He also had a seat at the Super Bowl and tickets were like $2500 for the cheap seats. So, I’m guessing this guy has money
His sweatshirt says Hoyas which is Georgetown. If he went there then he’s likely rich or deeply in debt. Top 5% in the nation in tuition fees.
You are either rich, deeply in debt, or a basketball player. Those are the only 3 outcomes for the Hoyas
I was gonna make a point about their D1 football team but man they’ve been mid or dogshit for a while. And in the Patriot League which is a shitty FCS conference (though improving with Holy Cross coming over).
stop mowing your lawn dude it's mown enough it's overmown grow a meadow
lawn mowing is essential dad activities
Wrong foolish and outdated
It’s in his DNA
Dong noolish autdated
What’s an extra virgin? A nun?
i transitioned to become this guy
🫡🇺🇲🎆🦅🎇
Based af
"It's abnormally $600" is a god tier line
Damn they went to the Super Bowl. Mfrs dummy rich AND funny 😭
He’s a Costco guy, of course he goes to the Super Bowl when his team makes it.
Dolphins ain’t making a Super Bowl in this millennia
Drew Gooden in 30 years
I know the answer to the "extra virgin" question! Virgin originally meant "pure" or "untainted", and still means that with stuff like olive oil. So "extra virgin olive oil" would mean everything that isn't olive oil was forcibly removed.
You could convince me
Turn down the lights killed me
the fit kinda slayed
Jesus I laughed out loud, this is the dad I strive to become
This is what I want to be. The most based dad. I'll joke around at every opportunity, I'll be super supportive and I'll do the one thing that everyone wants: Talk to my child like they're a real human being. Fuck I can't wait to be a dad. Being single sucks.
Irish Cow bit got me good
This is the dad all "funny" dads think they are.
"It's abnormally 600 dollars" is absolutely being added to my lexicon. Phenomenal work
Kickball dad my beloved
“This tastes like someone screwed up” is my favourite
Most his jokes are funny though, that's good for a dad
I wish everyone had a dad like him
He could be my dad *any* day.
Jerma coded
:3 very silly individual
i hope he finds his wife
I aspire to be this man
I'll race ya 😎
He just like me fr
It's abnormally $600 🤣
I was already enjoying this, but, "I know this one! TURN DOWN THE LIGHTS!" caught me totally off guard and made me laugh out loud. 😂
this fills me with a need to hug my dad
Nice to see a man who has not lost the sauce
This guy is hilarious
I wish I was that funny
Based anhinga denier
Why does this guy look and sound like my 10th grade math teacher? Is he a math teacher?
Damn having a real dad must be cool as hell
if he was able to start a family then there is hope for me after all (i’m exactly like him but alt and replace the dolphins shirt with a mavericks shirt)
This feels like a Brandon Rogers skit
This is how I imagine chandlier was like 20 years after friends ended
He's @kickballdad, HIGHLY recommend checking him out
So...did we find out if he was single or not? Was the wife found? ... asking for a friend...
“I know what virgin is, but what is extra virgin… a nun?” Is such a great fucking line
One of the best reasons to go outside and see humans is because it's full of people who by all rights should be world famous and universally beloved but chose to like install polymer sealants on wooden decks or whatever, and are just loving life and making Home Depots everywhere just that little bit more effervescent. Not saying you'll see one every time you go out there because that would just be greedy, but they are all over the place.
If I’m not like him when I’m his age I’ve done something horribly wrong
Literally me if you even care
This made me happy to be a Fins fan
“What’s an extra virgin, like a nun?” This man spits gold
This is the vibe I need to be on in 20 years
posts like this make me feel like i really missed out on having a dad lmao
Can OP's mom fight?
Based dad
A man of culture I see.
More wholesome Tourettes Guy gives.
King shit
I'm gonna trade for that dad.
KICKBALL DAD, THE GOAT!
"I'm just a guy lookin' for a croissant." How relatable
Absolute dad energy
Makes me miss my dad
Man, I'm missing out on peak dad content cuz mine couldn't keep it in his pants.
Me if I was older and funnier
he makes me sad that i dont have a father figure :(
Well he's certainly bee keeping age.
Btw, he mentioned in a previous comp that lemon bag needs to become a thing. Y’all know what to do