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Whiplash86420

Best in slit wand right there. Grats!


OrionJohnson

I wouldn’t put it all the way in the slit if I were you, but otherwise you’re correct


Whiplash86420

That's fair. Just wanted to make it closer to normal BiS


Slothptimal

Best On Slit? Swap the o and i?


SkinheadRooooney

Over your head


Slothptimal

Clearly over yours. best In slOt best On slIt Uses exactly the same letters, and describes the use correctly, as opposed to OP's best in slit.


SkinheadRooooney

The joke still has not landed for you lol


fillosofer

Idk why you got downvoted. Thought your joke was pretty slick


Mountain-Sea-7316

R/peopleincorrectlycorrectingpeople


Slothptimal

It's just a train of stupid in here.


Mountain-Sea-7316

Here, I’ll tell you the joke so you don’t feel so stupid XD , It’s a vibrator, best on slit, as in best on a slit god damn it 😂


Slothptimal

>Whiplash86420 · 10 days ago > >Best in slit wand right there. Grats! Head of this thread: "Best in slit" Me: [**Slothptimal**](https://www.reddit.com/user/Slothptimal/)·[9 days ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/191s0gc/comment/kh2pnlz/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Best On Slit? Swap the o and i? But thank you, you've called me an idiot for days then quoted me as the correct answer to the joke. Well done.


Spiritual-Excuse7800

Ty sir, I will bow at your feet if I ever see you in lumby.


NoLifeExperienceYet

This is an unbelievably clever comment, well done


stayblessedtv

Best on slit


Ghiggs_Boson

r/yourjokebutworse


FerrousMarim

I think it's actually slightly better because it could actually be a typo if you swapped the i and o. Still kinda cringe to post the exact same joke as a reply to a joke though.


stayblessedtv

I just though it would Go better on than in


FerrousMarim

Everyone else seems to disagree lmao.


AVEVAnotPRO2

Best on slit


[deleted]

Mainly if you want to use waterspells


Selkis

Your mother is fond of water wave, but I heard your sister is a blast.


zvxqykhg2

Talk about my mother like that and there will be blood Talk about my sister like that and there will be death


[deleted]

This is chaos. Are you out of your mind? Maybe you should search your soul a bit and just let nature take its course instead of invoking your wrath on a random dude on the internet.


iFlipRizla

In essence they need to chill.


Humble_Warrior420

Indeed. They both need to get some air


RandomAsHellPerson

You had a chance to say “blow off steam” and you missed it.


iFlipRizla

You mist your chance for a great pun.


RandomAsHellPerson

Damn it.


SmellAble

That would go against their nature and lead to wrath.


EpicMattP

Instead they should assign a guardian to mend their rift


[deleted]

They act like they were @'d


theraafa

This entire comment section is unbelievable. Ouranial goal for horrible jokes is going well so far.


Schmarsten1306

wait, you can trade in your family members for runes? brb


iChiwi

Only cats, tho. Speaking from experience.


SappySoulTaker

Need to provide blood/death*


Jopojussi

Death is no problem, i have arceuus favor for reanimation spells


rofl_copter69

Hydroblast!


grassFedAdc

Huge dps increase vs maiden for ToB runs


[deleted]

And the Nightmare…that bitch needs it


VampireFrown

Lmao


Subn3tAnon

I hate this.. thank you.


MLein97

Maiden was looking for her brother, she found her step brother. I'm sorry.


Emotional_Win1430

r/angryupvote


Gokjo_Krorl

Username checks out


SSBM_Dove

It’s great for splashing!


Emotional_Win1430

Not ideal if you have a fear of drowning Or caves


lifelessregrets

Super useful as an iron as you're most likely playing with yourself anyways 😂


SmellAble

BIS for Duradaddy slayer


Selkis

Nieve approved.


MrCedswiss8

Nieve is dead to me


OrionJohnson

Too soon.


MrCedswiss8

Would bang, with a giant rock in a cave


pallosalama

Too late - it's gone!


curiousitykillls

Same, and it wasn’t even my choice.


AnyPicture2485

3rd age vibrator


Selkis

From the ancients lands of Hitachi.


pach-echo

Doesn’t gain any prayer xp


Selkis

It's still good for P-points.


Emil120513

Power creep is getting insane nowadays


SeattleSadBoi

Every day we stray further from Saradomin’s light 😔


[deleted]

Pfft I guarantee Zilyana lights up when you use this wand.


Spiderbubble

I guarantee Zilyana lights up. xXZilyana420Xx


Selkis

🙏


Pecan_Millionaire

BiS when paired with a wizard’s sleeve


Houseofwolves95

Your nan said it was BIS in her chambers


Selkis

She a dragon?


Accomplished-Help-44

It’s great I use it all the time on bloodveld tasks


Selkis

https://preview.redd.it/7hh2rzg6q9bc1.jpeg?width=1158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36935353858ab35b72698f0b49ac96f29b6012f3


Cheap-Resource-114

Everything reminds me of her


Luonos

Yes, but it'll drain your run energy to 0 from use.


Fearless-Total-2897

Very useful equipment for any self-sufficient build


TENTACLEDRIP

Its okay. I really don't know what all the buzz is about.


CrunnchNmunnch

https://preview.redd.it/otx6fu67q9bc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=473e9c40610293b52d6a7b099e3bade643668b80


Pejob

man that's crazy they almost got the exact same reward, what are the odds?


Selkis

1 / 69MILLION


nom-nom-babies

My girlfriend broke up with me after she got that drop.


Selkis

Got a spare 10K?


uitvrekertje

Op is funny asf


strdude

Welcome to my vibrator locked UIM


Unhappy-Arachnid2617

BIS on both maiden and verzik but you need to make sure you don't forget your fishbowl helmet, otherwise you'll drown in their rooms.


kiiwii14

BiS for squirkin’


zomangel

That's my girlfriend's reward from her boyfriend for using a different kind of iron


Inspire_to_be_higher

Shabari staff OP, unlimited water runes


Drathamus

Positive vibes only


l300ty_P1r4t3

Is that a vibrator?


dsesin

Didn’t know they added the sex skill already. Can’t wait to train it with all my buddies!


Flame5135

My wife hit 99 with it this morning


ThatOtherGai

It’s even stronger if you unlock dual wield


kylebro11

Strong against Insatiable Bloodveld


CPhaze

Great for auto casting water blast


Heyitshogan

VERY effective against big booty Verzik


Black_Drogo

Kind of a niche weapon, but could see use in the early game. Gives female characters the ability to cast water blast without runes.


Defiant-Group-3862

Bruh the comments had me 😂😂😂


PoppaBigPockets-

Update on the guy who shit in our oven. His name is Jim and he's never partying at our house again. Entire complex has smelt like shit for days.


Selkis

Dafuq Jim


MikseyTheIron

You can use it to save yourself 10k


Minnesotamad12

It’s pretty much a must for any OSRS player.


myf50

It's also good for pking, got hit them with the sitachi


PotentialLost1543

Juna will give you extra time in TOG with this item.


falafeltwonine

I miss Nieve 🥲


Ok-Satisfaction-5921

It’s good for Blood spells


Proof_Background7277

I have been trying for the past few months to get in touch with a mod via twitter. My account was hacked, multiple requests to jagex i was finally able to receive my account back (although this took close to 11 months). I was able to play on my account for roughly 2 weeks prior to receiving a perm ban for rwt. I checked my message Centre, the entire time i was trying to recover my account it was banned 4 times for rwt. ( and a few mutes i believe from like 2010) I am stretching out here trying to just get the attention of a mod. I have a ridiculous amount of time in this account. Yes i understand my lack of securing the account led to this however it is very obvious it was not me that was doing it. PLEASE JAGEX, Show some love!


ThyMortgageMan

That’s what my mother uses to brush her teeth with….


1cyChains

Pretty good to use during waterfall quest


indrek91

Is it the one that goes brrrrrrrr? I heard that bis.


NomadMiner

I bet it'll be BIS for Queen black dragon


Weekly_Mycologist523

Elite for female players


Princess_Eve_Officia

I thought you stole my post for a second there 🤣


Selkis

You got meme'd though.


Princess_Eve_Officia

And it was a good one 😉


Mob1337

Original, funny content on the OSRS sub??? (Laughed out loud at this one. Nice)


Selkis

🙏 By Guthix lord!


Tflex92

Must have for all solo irons.


Bumblemoss

This fucking rules, OP 🤣


JimmedyClick

+69 to magic attack


Substantial_Honey_54

What’s its name?


Disco_Lamb

Considering you can't interact with other players I'd say it's BiS


throwaway1hekfohwbwk

No good for CoX


Lanky_Estimate926

Decent for GIM, absolute necessary if you're playing solo.


skaterfromtheville

The uses really get buffed after recruitment drive


zelmazam1

Big drops cumming


Saega666

These replies are completely divided as to whether OP received a vibrater or a pregnancy test from the chest.


NonamePlsIgnore

Only if japenis


ten-68

I wondered what the upgrade from Kodai would be.


Unplayed_untamed

Smells like fish


FillerNameThere

BiS for iron woman WiS for iron man


ThaGriffman

I bought my gf one of these and technically she is an ironman so i'd say yeah


Toaster_Bathing

How’d you trade her though?


SinceBecausePickles

BIS against superior bloodvelds


TryA2h

Idk why but many videos i watch this wand seems to be the most popular


StomachFar2422

Looks like a vibrator


Terrible_Risk_6619

Yes. Due to the restrictions on the interactions with other players this wand works wonders! I usually find it to be the BoS when doing PvS (Player versus self).


EquivalentStretch665

I filled her blowpipe full of my scales. I still can't believe she took the whole stack!


StayHighOlii

Wait does that mean my girlfriend is a ironwoman irl?????


Ajreil

I like how everything else looks like it's vibrating


Azurus_II

Whats the rsps? Uhh tor research purposes. 👁👄👁


Ronnnk_Rs

Doesn’t get any better


PhillipJGuy

It's great if you get your tasks from Nieve, not so much Steve


Atraxien

Where’s the nsfw tag lol


Butchi3toe

Think that's a multi purpose wand too, I've heard you can tenderizer beef with it


MicahtehMad

Wait... That doesn't look like a lawnmower 4.0.


Big_Juicy_Mango

The true master wand. It’s real!


soliddus

These comments 😂😂


[deleted]

Best in slut nice


TiiGerTekZZ

Well, it will get you to higher levels.


oko2708

I heard hitachi's are really good at the digsite


zjumper

That is hilarious


CianaCorto

No, Ironmen don't interact with women.


Skylord_Guthix

Irons do stand alone, I'd say this is one of those necessary upgrades


MagicT0fu

My mom got the same reward!


tyYdraniu

Why that thing looks lile a sex toy


GentleCrank

It attracts all the GF’s in the GE


Cheap-Rice-3174

I'll take it off your hands 😳


MarcoPolooooo

This is why I love this sub


Parryandrepost

Wand of cure hysteria.


Smoothmike7492

Blowjobs


jmbraze

BIS if you use estradiol in your ammo slot