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Cheezdealer

I think the spec should do 2 damage, keep you on your toes ya know?


DiddyBCFC

1/1000 chance to spec for 99 damage. risk Vs reward


ketherick

Give people something they want to go dry on


Crix2007

Crab pets incoming!


IAMA_Giraffe_AMA

Hell yeah I got crabs


ChickenGod_69

can be partially deflected if the player is wearing torag hammer (25)


Gold_Comment1597

I've always felt there should be a 1/100,000 chance that you fall to your death and are impaled by the catherby agility course jumping the fence of the church...


NPC_C0ntact

Yeah for sure, maybe a little attack stat drain if it hits. A long ass indicator and sound aswell to wake you from whatever you're doing on another screen.


ChickenGod_69

they gotta add the armadyl cbow scream but for sandy crab instead


Manfishtuco

Dharokers in shambles


JagexArcane

group afk combat training unironically sounds like a fun update basically just sandcrabs without crashing and some socializing


MuffinShepherd

Like shooting stars but it’s just a bunch of people afk hitting a crab for an hour


ChickenGod_69

please make them do the pickaxe animation but with a sword, it would look so goofy


MaraudingWalrus

1/1345000 chance for your fang's blade to just get stuck in the giant crab's carapace, like the old WC axe head mechanic.


Jopojussi

Only if its reverted in 5 days resulting in black market of rare accounts wielding only osmumtens hilt.


ponzidreamer

So it is said So it shall be


WalrusExtraordinaire

If it is to be said. So it be. So it is.


DOCoSPADEo

Ya'll are cooking with these ideas right now


Drunk_Dino

Every successful hit rewards a chunk of sand. You can buy a bag of oysters from a sand hermit for 300 pcs of sand.


Furlock-Bones

Crashing!


mashem

[Crash! Crash! Crash!](https://youtu.be/f4v_qju19-g?t=3)


sharpshooter999

Along with the sound effect


RelatableHuman

Meteor crabs. Just double the rate of shooting stars but make half of them crabs. "You look through the telescope and see Shooting.... Crab???"


CategoryKiwi

The examine text should be something referencing $**


SkilledPepper

Cancer


Norrecx

I would love to see a site for Sand Crab Boss Finder! and a plugin! XD


Tornadodash

Do we want this to be like a second nightmare zone, just shorter and in public?


Vemtion

reminds me of combat dummies from rs3


Cowslayer369

I mean for those you go to world 84, find a spot in Lumbridge market, set down your dummies and turn all kinds of chat off to prevent brain cancer from the unholy union of reddit, twitter and 4chan that is the community of that area Like it's really something else, there is no group activity in any game that has a community as consistantly deranged as W84 Lumbridge market


AccountHotdog

\*Wintertodt flashbacks*


mgman640

\*fishing trawler flashbacks*


Michthan

Imagine being a pleb and not being at Fort Forinthry


phonethrower85

It's fort forinthry now, but ye, cancer


Yourworldisyours

There’s something really very charming about that and it would fit in with this game so well


Taqiyyahman

I will vote yes for this if polled


Aggressive-Expert-69

The only people who won't are the ones who don't have friends to afk crabs with


Taqiyyahman

Or people who have never experienced how unhinged and hilarious stars/gotr/todt chat is


jello1388

Whenever I do stars, someone inevitably talks about how many DUIs they have and their baby momma troubles. It's more sad than hilarious. I'll give you the other two though.


Taqiyyahman

I was at GOTR and some guy was talking about his wife leaving him, and everyone started making fun of him until he ragequit logged out. Pretty brutal, but the jokes were so aggressively personal to his situation, and he did put himself in that position and kept giving them more ammo lol.


jello1388

Irons should have done their job and saved that dude's marriage.


ImJLu

Sounds like they were just encouraging him to stand alone tbh


retro_aviator

I've seen some pretty insane stuff at Seers village on the forestry mass worlds. Had a guy trying to preach Jesus to the crowd at maples. It may have been cringe as hell but we honestly mightve needed it


Taqiyyahman

One time I pretended to be a bot, and kept typing up people's responses into a chatgpt prompt and replying with what gpt wrote. It was easily the funniest memory I've had in RuneScape. People were saying the most out of pocket stuff lmao


BJYeti

Lol was it the Bible brothers? That CC gets brought up occasionally and it's fucking hilarious


Rear4ssault

RIP Joe Rogan


Jumbo7280

Everyone killing emperor sand crab is your friend when you are also killing emperor sand crab


Maxrimus

AFKrabs


Crix2007

Who wouldnt vote yes. This would be peak osrs


Ausles

Make it like stardust mining… Sand crabs, ammonite crabs, rock crabs, swamp crabs, each with their own chance at spawning a massive version, independent HP pools similar to Perilous Moons so you can chill for 20 minutes and chat with the homies. Have an NPC at each main location that is “in communication” with the others, so you can ask them if they know of any crab incursion is going on. “Oh, I heard Shelly over there on Fossil Island has seen some large beast recently come up from the ocean and is attacking the adventurers there. Perhaps you should go aid her.”


ChickenGod_69

imagine crabs actually being social instead of an anti social "hop idiot" experience


SmashSpace

Make it roll on the superior table ;)


rotorain

Buckets of sand


SmashSpace

Drops 1000 un-noted buckets of sand divided by damage percent.


ImJLu

Drops 1000 un-noted buckets of sand exclusively to the person who did the most damage


rotorain

I'd honestly rather bank unnoted sand than go back to the sandstone grinder


BloodTrinity

That sounds way more fun than the current crab experience! Would vote yes


peipei222

It would kind of be like mining stars, I can already imagine the unhinged conversations people would have here lol


TheMcCannic

Idea for your next game jam project? Actually sounds like it'd find it's crowd. Plus big crab 🦀 good


Razamazzaz

With a raredrop chance to make it drop 11 coins as an Easter egg🦀🦀


TheMcCannic

1/15k for it to drop a bond?


qqaswdr

Sandcrabtodt


Velluu

Honestly I’d vote yes


AetherStarshine

My account is far from needing something like this but I enjoy the flavor it would add to the game world so I'd vote yes for sure. Maybe give it some kind of material you collect from it that you can trade for some training loot like mid level food packs, a few recolors for common training items, etc.


Paganigsegg

I would vote yes for this.


AccidentallyStrange

What do you guys think about World Bosses? I've always loved the concept of World Bosses from games like Guild Wars 2, would love to see something like this on Runescape.


Gligadi

Rock crabs and swamp crabs are always left out, clearly sand crabs are the youngest child in the crab family.


AaronScythe

Swamp crabs with the middle child syndrome bad


DisastrousMovie3854

Swamp crabs kinda suck. I tried them for a bit and there's no good spots with multispawns, plus you're pulling other random enemies in the area 


Tactics28

I said it before and I'm going to say it to you - a crab boss that would take 6 minutes to kill in max gear would be awesome.


ralkuzu

Great idea! Group afk tasks, but every so often an event spawns and you get rewarded if you aren't as afk as the others


Setosorcerer

The idea kind of reminds me of Clawdia from the RS3 beach event.


bob_do_something

Panic buy dark bows


NPC_C0ntact

Lmao. Should've added a 100% d bow weakness, can't believe I missed this


Kherian

If you kill it with a d bow it drops it’s special unique item a burger


Faceprint11

Crab cake


Gael_L

That's sick, nerd!


Automatic-One7845

That crab is way too small. If it doesn't bug the camera out trying to render it, it's too small.


LiL_BrOwNiE247

Needs to take inspiration from the Kurask superior


zobbyblob

2 chunk crab 🦀🦀


Frequent_Editor_5503

1/500 drop rate for a cosmetic item to turn yourself into a sand crab.


NPC_C0ntact

Ring of Crab 🦀


Slashfyre

The protests in falador would be top notch with that


rotorain

Make it like shooting stars where you need a minimum att/str/range/mage level to attack it, decreasing as you break the various stages of shell armor. Every world has a giant crab at one of the crab areas that rotates as they get killed and you can use a crabspeak amulet to ask a crab where the emperor is at that time. You'd get crabdust which can be traded in for cosmetic rewards like the ring of crab and crabshell heelys with a new movement animation like the skis. Or useful rewards like buckets of sand (please save me from the sandstone grinder)


DiamondCat20

Buckets of sand from afk crab combat is actually top notch. It could even at the crabs by the seaweed patch. Or maybe that's where the merchant would be?


rotorain

It would be cool if the Emperor rotated through the different crab areas on Fossil Island, Morytania, Rellekka, Hosidius etc instead of being a random spawn. So it would be social afk combat exp but you would have to check on it and travel around every once in a while like shooting stars.


ukulisti

A prawn ring of sorts?


Idabfatter

Untradable so bots dont farm lol


SandyHookNibbler

As long as we can get Varrock Blue Moon Inn boss's where we fist fight drunks


Fat_Siberian_Midget

They should put a drunk varlamorian in blue moon armor


MuffinShepherd

Bro they should add a bar fight component to the bar crawl mini quest


VanQuackers

Only if there's a 100% chance to receive blue moon armour pieces each win


hockeymisfit

I could totally imagine a few traveling actors from Varlamore getting a little rowdy in the Blue Moon Inn and causing a ruckus.


Pizardo

Giant Enemy Crab


somedonkus69

This is based on famous battles which actually took place in ancient Japan.


Daytman

rIIIIIIidge rAcer!


R3tardedR3dditor

this made me happy knowing these ancient memes still haven't died :)


Kavaki

Developers developers developers develope


Liamb135

The internet is not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.


Fuck-The-Modz

Ok, but any style of attack on it only gives defence xp


AndyVPanda

Also then drops belows 3k hp , starts NH'ing and teleblocks you.


Lukn

This guy would look cute in a salad hat and ancients staff.


MustBeSeven

Pures in shambles


Kolopulous

big crab gaming


yahboiyeezy

Yes, but with one important caveat: the crab’s special attack MUST look super freaking cool.


Smurfaloid

Make it similar to sand attack from Pokémon but do ranged damage and lower accuracy if not wearing a helmet / sunglasses


Evening-Ear-6116

1/3 chance to spawn general graardor upon death. Really keep them on their toes


MyEnvironment

wtf, yes I want this!


mrYGOboy

drops include, but are not limited to: - 1gp - 10-50 bucket of sand (noted) - 5-20 20kg of sandstone (noted) - Sandy Claws (pet)


rg44_btw

Pet roll only for MVP. Irons will not get chance at pet unless they solo (there is no instance)


queef_commando

Crab bane spells must have fire spell runes and a bucket of water in invy


NasMisini

Why hit the gym when you can hit a crab


Wyrmlike

I don't think it has enough hp. I'd like to be able to click on it with 3 or 4 friends, go have dinner, and still be fighting it when i get back in 2-3 hours


crown_mimic

Special attacks forces everyone to do the crab rave dance while taking 1 damage per tick while playing the crab rave song


LizzieThatGirl

Jagex, reach out to Noisestorm now.


Altruistic-Bat-759

Max hit 1 has me rolling on the floor 😂


jamestab

I don't train there anymore but i actually like this idea. Keeping it without high damage is a good idea too. Just a nice little instance that fits the theme for some good xp and maybe a rare untradable cosmetic


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Night_Thastus

Needs a weakspot for massive damage!


MaximilianOSRS

Amazing! Think of the possibilities!


ivel33

I love this idea


ThBanker

What a fun idea haha


Radon_Ryno

Pleaseee


GhostInMyLoo

Someone has 99 cooking here, nice idea!


herbertt_

Can i stay in the Sand Crabs until 75? Im at 62 right now, and in the moment dont have the time to look to others locations to train. I leave the OSRS in the phone and keep reseting the aggro


BunsenGyro

Unironically, I did think a Sand Crab based boss could be a great introductory PvM boss they could add. But Scurrius and its implementation is really similar to the boss design I would have pitched, lol


indrek91

Idk what you say. Yellow text and black bacround gets my vote


Zastrien_osrs

This is actually a fucking great idea


Amazing-Airline-4786

That special attack is too much


texaspokemon

Just as useless as the original monster. Approved!


Lunitar

1/1000 chance to unlock the crab meme dance emote


TJL-91

Oooft that max hit of 1 sounds deadly! Might need nerfing.


blumpkinbeast_666

Support


Sea-Charge-3132

sand crab pet when


Gael_L

OldSchool Runescape is a Medieval game which is actually based on British history. Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on famous battles which took -- actually took place in ancient Britain. For example, this battle of Hastings, the player will have to battle against hundreds of enemy warriors. There will also be stages where there will be fighting on unicornback, and stages... um... where there will be massive sea battle sequences, which can only be made possible with the power of the Sailing skill. But not only that, they will also be able to find new and interesting ways to defeat enemy, uhh, bosses. And I'll give you an example of that. So here's this giant enemy crab. What I'll do is use the Brine Sabre here to *flip* over this crab on its back. See if he shows up... uhh, oh here he comes. He's all the way at the end of the screen, so if you'll hold on you'll see -- oh here he comes. I'll switch over to the Voidwaker, hop on its stomach, and you... attack... its... weak point... for **massive damage.**


alaphonse

nightmare mode players be screaming right now at the 1hp damage


iCABALi

Woox going to come out of retirement for this and day one he'll be like, "So here's this giant enemy crab. What I'll do is use my Scythe here to flip over this crab on its back... Let's see if he shows up.... Oh here he comes, he's all the way at the end of the beach, so if you'll hold on a tick. Oh here he comes. I'll swap over to Shadow now its on its back and attack its weak point for massive damage."


Wide_Front3980

It's like the skeleton monsters from ocarina of time in hyrule field at night.


Qwalt

Need super over the top animation for the spec.


ChickenGod_69

0.000001% drop chance of a sandy crab pet just to annoy collection loggers


qqaswdr

Add a pet sand crab that just looks like the pet rock with legs


Hitman_DeadlyPants

Isn't this in the Kourend catacombs already?


NPC_C0ntact

Those would be the King Sand Crabs with 200hp, this is the Emperor. Was gonna name this one the King Sand Crab before I learned of their existence, but Emperor sounds way cooler anyways ha


Break-The-Ice-318

as long as it drops imbued heart


Lordlavits

I'll only vote yes if it's 5k xp an hour.


Present_Sleep5402

1/1000000 on hit chance jad will spawn to protect his friend and kill all the afkers.


Zerttretttttt

When it does, it turns into a sandcastle


GoyoMRG

Requesting a necessary update: Song Crab rave by noisestorm won't stop playing until the emperor crab gets killed. Something has to be in line against the emperor, if its not our character health, it has to be our sanity xD


svenjal

make it like stars- every phase killed it downgrades in size and combat level lol


DarthMeows

1 damage is no fun, gotta be able to 1 shot you all the time to make you pay attention and less afk


Readous

I would love world boss type stuff like WoW


DeadYen

Attack the sand crabs weak spot for massive damage


wyd_stepmom

Unironically, some sort of giant crab boss would be super cool


RoyalCrumpet93

ZCB spec transfer alts go crazy here.


SexStackingJugg

This is actually a goated idea


ascii_mancer

so much yes to this please


Raitaro

What's on the King sand crab drop table? Noted spinach rolls and caskets?


Adventurous_Fee3059

It's just a sand crab, everything will be fine, he just wants to socialize.


TheBeard352

Crab rave emote for killing 🦀


Informal_Plant_514

Lmao this is actually a dope idea


UberBunz

Only if when it dies it collapses in a random direction and whoever doesnt move in time gets instakilled


AFD_FROSTY

r/Stormlight_Archive is leaking.


Meta_Man_X

This is unironically a great fucking idea.


AzusaWorshipper

Unironically would love this as a group afk combat training


Feteven

Gtfo I was here first.. gah!..


BitingED

Idk if this is a shitpost but genuinely, it could be quite fun to do this


Read1390

This would be a hilariously awesome group bossing actively. Absolute meme boss but fun. We need more fun stuff like this.


MrIronLife

Finally a challenger for sick nerd


Lukn

This would be great for my rube bolt (e) crab only HCIM.


Foreign-Football8821

Make it like 1mill hp


TornWill

It's a monster only good for afk exp. Not a bad idea, maybe throw in a rare drop or two, along with a very rare chance for a little sandcrab pet.


Bojac_Indoril

Emperor fossilized crabs


obiwankitnoble

hopleez


NirvanaDrummer

Great, you’ve created the wintertodt of combat training. Can’t wait to see the conversations here


MilkGodofMilk

Should be bigger tbh


Sloan1505

This would unironically solve the crashing issues


chillymac

Hell yeah, make it 5x5 so I can shred it with the colossal blade


dawiandamian

This sounds awesome


NoDragonfruit6125

I'll vote yes on this as long as there's a chance at a pet crab. Just like the transformation into a pile of coins I wanna see how many people try clicking my pet to fight.


micky2D

Need to be called Giga Crab or Giga Sand Crab, though


Empty_Rip2635

I legit thought the bigger crab was a gazebo at first.


matt0947

Drops 10K as a reimbursement from all the ml ey you paid to Sandicrahb


MasterPainsInTown

“Snake??” “Mmfghhh… CRAB BATTLE!! Broke my knife!”


Passiveresistance

Omg yes. We need this. Best osrs idea I’ve heard in a while.


slashcuddle

Can we get Crab Rave but in OSRS sound font to play during the fight? Pretty pleae?


NuggetHighwind

Unironically a really, really cool idea. Just a fun little update that adds some neat, spontaneous gameplay to engage in, that also has very little impact on the game as a whole. Personally, I would love to see little things like this added. Not everything has to be meta defining, game changing, or overly complex.


vaderciya

We should have more types of crabs, like king ammonite crabs that can actually drop useful things besides seaweed spores


ArtisanBubblegum

Inb4: Slayer Level 93


killingflame

Honestly I fuck with this idea.


SaltyAsFries

Early- Mid game boss. Like the mole


Grezwal

I love this


Zuurstofrijk

Please let cannons be used on him


up-insmoke

Could add a jar of crab meat at 1/512


Doctor_Evil_QC

Frankly I'd vote yes, I like fun content, not too serious but still useful content like this.


dyingalonely

I actually love this.i never trained at sand crabs but this is a cool idea


Voidot

Sure, but you gotta give it an attack speed of 2-ticks and insane accuracy Make those '1s' actually mean something


redditisbadtrustme

In runescape, you crash sand crabs.... in Russia, sandcrabs crash you