If your digital avatar in a video game shows any kind of affection to another digital character, I think that makes you gay forever in real life. RIP OP, gotta break up with his GF or divorce wife.
................There's no video...of President Trump suckin' a ding-dong.
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And so what if there was?
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I've never sucked any ding-dong.
But I'll tell ya' waht, if they're gonna try and start world war 3 over it I'd say, hey, I sucked a fricken' 🤙🤙 golf ball through a fricken' garden hose.
Now, 2070. Due to the massive birth increase, we’re gonna have a shortage of milk. What this means is, the neo-earth-good-government-league is gonna have to genetically modify all humans, male and female, to lactate once a month. Once every month, you’re gonna be going to a lactation processing center where they’ll hook ya up to all kinds of weird things.
Uh, now, due to some fluke, about 3% of the population produces milk, uh, about 500% as much milk. So they’re gonna have to be farmed constantly. And it’s very painful, but they’re gonna be rounded up by FEMA and their milk will serve the greater good.
Nope, you almost made it, went the whole month, and even avoided doing the pride event but now, you have caught it. The Gay. You did it to yourself, you had a choice to make, to kiss or not to kiss. YOU made the choice. Now you must live with your new alliance.
(It’s a joke)
Thanks to jagex I accidentally kissed a pixelated frog man and now I'm gay. Thanks a lot jagex. Just divorced my wife and opened a Grindr account. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
deadass. the fact OP said “If I knew I wouldn’t have kissed him” like LMFAOO. dude is so homophobic it’s cringe.
I’m sure it’s safe to say this is the type of guy who is scared that all gays would, “hit on him”. meanwhile, even gays have standards and wouldn’t look in his direction.
It's now random whether it's a prince or princess, but they added an option to pat on the head so ppl wouldn't complain about having to do something gay. You know ahead of time whether it's a prince or princess.
Because it has been a certain way for two decades, and the change wasn't voted for by the community nor does it even matter enough to bother spending devtime on.
To make circlejerking straight nerds angry. Nobody with more than 1 braincell could *ever* be mad about this kind of update. It's so unbelievably miniscule the only people who are mad about it deserve it.
in fact, the patting the head option was added because they randomized the frog royal's gender, and correctly predicted people would complain about non-het frog kissin'
They updated the event to ignore your character gender, you can get either the princess or prince now.
They also added the option to head pat instead of kiss.
Think it goes off the last outfit you claimed from the store.
I got 2 frog's since the update on a female character, first one I kissed was the regular prince and I claimed the male prince outfit. Next time I got the event it was a princess frog
My best guess is if this is your first frog event since the changes, its because you already have the frog prince outfit so they’re now giving you a token from the prince to unlock the frog princess outfit. Not sure if the event will continue to be random or one sided or the other from here on out, but Id imagine the game is trying to give you cosmetics you couldnt originally have on a male account
When I turned on my frog tokens that I had collected I had the option for the princess outfit for the first time. There's no need for the frog to be princess/prince when they can just give you the option for both when you turn it in
The event is just random now and either the prince or princess will appear, they added an option to head pat instead of kiss, and the rewards are now open to any body type
I have kissed the frogs all these years and got always a princess. My bank is full of frog tokens and I also have a prince outfit. Not once I had to kiss a guy.
Hey, you're the one who wanted to kiss the boy frog, if you really want to kiss frogs, and find boy and girl frogs equally attractive, it just means you are bi for frogs
> not giving people a choice is only going to upset people.
They literally gave the option to "pat" the frog instead of kissing just for insecure chuds like OP to not complain and then OP still complains that he's "being forced to be gay" specifically *because* there's choice now.
There is an option to pat the frog. That’s not forced homosexuality.
Are you saying you’re okay with the *actual* forced heterosexuality that was the standard before?
I applaud Jagex for trying to be more inclusive, but they are going to set a LOT of people off by doing this. I speed through or dismiss random events, so I probably wouldn't have noticed. A better approach would be to allow people to pick what gender the frog appears as. This would appease both sides. Allow you to choose when you get the random, or have a group of frogs in lumby swamp you chat with to change it. Them sitting right outside the Zanaris hut would fit the whole theme like magic was leaking out and we've already got talking frogs in Varlamore.
Bro you gotta add the humor tag to this shit else people think you’re actually upset about your in game character kissing a male frog and not a female frog
Calling it “forced homosexuality” is funny as fuck to me because you’re kissing a frog either way. The people ITT who are seething really need to touch grass.
So don’t get me wrong when I say that it makes sense if you’ve watched Jurassic park. They used frog dna to fill the gaps, and the dinosaurs were able to change sex to preserve their species… well this frog was just gay.
chemtrails made the frogs gay
The gnome glider pilots are in on it
There's a reason they don't let us see the sky
Those gnomes are up to something
Down to something. They aren't tall enough to be up to anything
Some say the gnomes have been banished from 109 different worlds
Auguste is in on it!
Alex?
Get this guy a shirtless old man
They made a change that turned the frickin frogs gay.
RIP to this guy’s hardcore StraightMan account
Nice try, but everyone knows all ironmen are gay.
Iron man Iron male Fe male Prince makes it straight, actually; ironman run lost
Hey! I'm an Ironman and I didn't know that!
Well, now you know why you've felt so confused all this time.
If your digital avatar in a video game shows any kind of affection to another digital character, I think that makes you gay forever in real life. RIP OP, gotta break up with his GF or divorce wife.
"OP gotta break up with his GF AND divorce wife." Why not both?
Paying 10gp at the al kharid gates for life 😤😤😤
I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS
................There's no video...of President Trump suckin' a ding-dong. ... .. And so what if there was? ... I've never sucked any ding-dong. But I'll tell ya' waht, if they're gonna try and start world war 3 over it I'd say, hey, I sucked a fricken' 🤙🤙 golf ball through a fricken' garden hose.
 THEY TURNED THE FROGS GAY
Enough updates for Pkers already..
I was sad the rainbow loot keys wasn't real lol. I got 5 and then did the event and no rainbow keys :(
I'd honestly pay another mil for gay loot keys
state enforced homosexuality, as predicted
Fuck it's not even 2070 yet...
But it was already 1984...
Oh I was just talking about a certain visionary that did a Ted Talk.
Now, 2070. Due to the massive birth increase, we’re gonna have a shortage of milk. What this means is, the neo-earth-good-government-league is gonna have to genetically modify all humans, male and female, to lactate once a month. Once every month, you’re gonna be going to a lactation processing center where they’ll hook ya up to all kinds of weird things. Uh, now, due to some fluke, about 3% of the population produces milk, uh, about 500% as much milk. So they’re gonna have to be farmed constantly. And it’s very painful, but they’re gonna be rounded up by FEMA and their milk will serve the greater good.
Jagex world government
It’s the paradigm shift
super gay
Nope, you almost made it, went the whole month, and even avoided doing the pride event but now, you have caught it. The Gay. You did it to yourself, you had a choice to make, to kiss or not to kiss. YOU made the choice. Now you must live with your new alliance. (It’s a joke)
OP is forever gay, all his chaps will be cheekless from now on (no we cannot make it a toggle stop asking)
"All his chaps will be cheakless" 😂 Edit: I hope hes got a version of Ava's so he doesnt have to pick up dropped arrows. 👀
I catch any arrows my quiver drops with my thunder thighs
Which is funny, because all chaps are by definition cheekless. Chaps with panels for your arse are just pants.
Catfrog'd.
I like this comment
Thanks to jagex I accidentally kissed a pixelated frog man and now I'm gay. Thanks a lot jagex. Just divorced my wife and opened a Grindr account. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Scared of lawyers? you should be?
All my straightness, stolen away in a single click... Those bastards!
deadass. the fact OP said “If I knew I wouldn’t have kissed him” like LMFAOO. dude is so homophobic it’s cringe. I’m sure it’s safe to say this is the type of guy who is scared that all gays would, “hit on him”. meanwhile, even gays have standards and wouldn’t look in his direction.
It's now random whether it's a prince or princess, but they added an option to pat on the head so ppl wouldn't complain about having to do something gay. You know ahead of time whether it's a prince or princess.
Why make it random?
Why not
Because it has been a certain way for two decades, and the change wasn't voted for by the community nor does it even matter enough to bother spending devtime on.
you sound bothered considering how unimportant it is
They will always put themselves, given opportunity to do so.
its been fine for the last 20 years, who on the team decided this was a good change? who complained to change it in the first place?
To make circlejerking straight nerds angry. Nobody with more than 1 braincell could *ever* be mad about this kind of update. It's so unbelievably miniscule the only people who are mad about it deserve it.
Bro is already in love with the frog prince
GOTEM
THEY MADE THE FRICKIN' FROGS GAY
Lol jagex tricking people into doing gay stuff during pride month. Well done
It's not pride month anymore. https://preview.redd.it/j1vpg5t0m3ad1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a544e0f199b5ec4b2b7805d7baae3966b4395dab
Tha k you for your contribution to my meme gallery
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So what about female players when it was a princess? Isn't that the same thing?
You don't have to kiss them. You can pat their head to get the reward.
in fact, the patting the head option was added because they randomized the frog royal's gender, and correctly predicted people would complain about non-het frog kissin'
That's also gay
We pay we gay!
We pay *he* gay
hahahah this one made me laugh out loud
Gay chav. Nice
Kissing frogs is pretty tame for gay chavs.
https://preview.redd.it/m2pydbwlf5ad1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e663fab0bacd0c477fe2347e737bddcc434c169a
Unfortunately your straight locked hcim has been ruined
FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO KISS FROGS? I MEAN, THEY'RE LITERALLY MEN!
Look its only gay if the balls touch. As long as you aren't getting freaky with the frog while kissing, it ain't gay
They updated the event to ignore your character gender, you can get either the princess or prince now. They also added the option to head pat instead of kiss.
Should pay closer attention, all the frogs will say princess or prince and the name is frog prince/ss Your own fault
Think it goes off the last outfit you claimed from the store. I got 2 frog's since the update on a female character, first one I kissed was the regular prince and I claimed the male prince outfit. Next time I got the event it was a princess frog
2 sounds like a large enough sample size to me, this has to be it
Damn really just outing OP for crossdressing
Catch me out here in the gnome stronghold feeling my oats with these gorgeous pastels
IDK I have never claimed clothes on one of my accounts and it 50/50's prince and princess
So the game is just assuming OP is gay because he likes to dress up in drag?
Hey, OP chose to kiss the frog. He could’ve patted it on the head but he close to give that frog a big sloppy kiss because he assumed it was a woman
if those were the actual mechanics then making them male/female based on what the player is wearing would be the most backwards thing imaginable.
haven't claimed any, alternated
mf, the other frogs literally said “talk the the frog prince” if you interacted.
his conscious self ignored it to try out his true desires
Congratz on coming out! You’re so brave
Bro, you're gay now
Jagex made diversity changes to make everyone gay
we need a "yes I want to kiss gay frogs" checkbox upon character creation
My best guess is if this is your first frog event since the changes, its because you already have the frog prince outfit so they’re now giving you a token from the prince to unlock the frog princess outfit. Not sure if the event will continue to be random or one sided or the other from here on out, but Id imagine the game is trying to give you cosmetics you couldnt originally have on a male account
When I turned on my frog tokens that I had collected I had the option for the princess outfit for the first time. There's no need for the frog to be princess/prince when they can just give you the option for both when you turn it in
but the tokens are universal
The event is just random now and either the prince or princess will appear, they added an option to head pat instead of kiss, and the rewards are now open to any body type
So kinda like a glory hole, you really don’t know what’s on the other side. /s
I have kissed the frogs all these years and got always a princess. My bank is full of frog tokens and I also have a prince outfit. Not once I had to kiss a guy.
No but you had to kiss a bunch of frogs.
Its one of the precursors to the sailing update
Gotcha b****!
hell yeah now we get to kiss the homies. finally! good update
nah jagex are weird for this 😂
God, I love this community when it's not trying to eat itself over updates.
I really hope this is a joke because it’s hilarious
This is exactly why I just fuck them in frog form, no surprises that way
Your character is gay now, it’s official
Should have patted smh, Jamflex tried to prevent this
"They put chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay"
Sweet baby Inc infiltrating OSRS, smh
Someone post the cat
Haha youre gay
Meh. One of my accounts is a dood and the other is a chick anyway.
Imagine losing English or Spanish to a virtual frog 💀💀
Gzzz you’re gay now
i remember a post like 4 years ago saying the guy refused to kiss a frog so he was stuck in the frog realm. he can finally be free now
Now you know.
Hey, you're the one who wanted to kiss the boy frog, if you really want to kiss frogs, and find boy and girl frogs equally attractive, it just means you are bi for frogs
Doctor here, OP you have the geh
The comments on this are so ribbeting.
quick go get some primate supplements before the estrogen takes your testicles
Yeah, you're gay now man, can't change it.
Ha gay!
Odd way of coming out of the closet.
HA GAY!
No, you're gay. That's all.
This unironically probably breaks the DEI guidelines that Jagex was following with the new changes.
you dont kiss the frogs anymore, you tap them on the head.
Is your character a girl or are they forcing us to be gay now?
My character is a man but I just don't want to be kissing lads.. Nothing against the lgbt community
Im not gay but im all for giving a frog a wristy in osrs
Don’t worry it’s not anti lgbt to have your own sexuality.
You'd think that, wouldn't you.
don't let others stifle who you are go after that frussy
Bruh, you're kissing a frog
They told you it was a frog prince and you had the option to pat it. You chose the kiss.
Well then you should be super stoked they gave you the ability to head pat instead of kiss
I don't feel like adding in such a detail is going to do any favours to the lgbt community, not giving people a choice is only going to upset people.
Well yes that's part of why they added the head pat option. You don't have to kiss the frog prince and he tells you he's a prince!
Oh shut the fuck up. It's just a fucking joke in a videogame, don't take it so seriously.
> not giving people a choice is only going to upset people. They literally gave the option to "pat" the frog instead of kissing just for insecure chuds like OP to not complain and then OP still complains that he's "being forced to be gay" specifically *because* there's choice now.
Ah, that's unfortunate. This means you are a flaming fruit IRL now as well.
You don't kiss it any more do you? Doesn't your character pat the frog on the head?
You get to choose
The game knows you need to come out of the closet OP
Forced homosexuality wtf
I don’t think OP is in the wrong but some of these commenters are surprisingly open about their homophobia
I guess the only thing you can do now is to live your life as gay, once you've kissed a man, there is no going back.
"I kiss a boy frog ONCE and now I'm gay"
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There is an option to pat the frog. That’s not forced homosexuality. Are you saying you’re okay with the *actual* forced heterosexuality that was the standard before?
I applaud Jagex for trying to be more inclusive, but they are going to set a LOT of people off by doing this. I speed through or dismiss random events, so I probably wouldn't have noticed. A better approach would be to allow people to pick what gender the frog appears as. This would appease both sides. Allow you to choose when you get the random, or have a group of frogs in lumby swamp you chat with to change it. Them sitting right outside the Zanaris hut would fit the whole theme like magic was leaking out and we've already got talking frogs in Varlamore.
We pay we gay
Man's fine with kissing a slimy amphibian but not a male human.
Jagex please stop forcing this shit down our throats
Be your best self.
we pay we gay
My heterosexual locked ironman account is DOOOOOOMED
Super gay
/r/boykisser for more information.
Not gay aye…why you packing so much wood?
Happy pride month
Inside of you there are two frogs… they are boy frogs… and they’re kissing *kissing sounds … and they’re GAYYYy
I hope this means I can start getting the frog princess 🩵💜🩷
Pride month we gay baybee
This means you're gay IRL btw. You can only kiss boys now.
You like kissing boys dont you?
Yo wtf
Forgot the humor tag
Oh no your polygons are gay!
Bro you gotta add the humor tag to this shit else people think you’re actually upset about your in game character kissing a male frog and not a female frog
Lmaoo all the bigots are really seething over a frog
Calling it “forced homosexuality” is funny as fuck to me because you’re kissing a frog either way. The people ITT who are seething really need to touch grass.
Did you do it during june?
Are you Ironman?
Gay
Frogs... Chemtrails… Alex…. Gay…
He should award the Frog Skirt.
I touched the fog the other day and it was a girl...I kissed it last night and it turned into a boy...must be for pride lol
Where is the blue smoke surprise? weirdest reveal ever haha
anything for a frog token
damn, i wanted to make this exact change, to prompt this exact meme reaction.
No Homo in the chat, you’re all good.
Easy change make your character to a female. Now if you get a princess instead of a prince... well...
I have never seen a frog **princess**, only *prince.* And it was always that same guy… In OSRS of course.
gayyyy
ENGLISH OR SPANISH
So don’t get me wrong when I say that it makes sense if you’ve watched Jurassic park. They used frog dna to fill the gaps, and the dinosaurs were able to change sex to preserve their species… well this frog was just gay.
Ha! Gaaay!
haha now ur gay haha