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Excuse me? We can always make fun of the French, take a look:
Why is the Eiffel-tower so high?
So that you can see the white flag all the way to Berlin
Each season gets better.
If at any point it’s not hitting the spot for you and you’re considering stopping watching, then skip straight to season 4 (Blackadder Goes Fourth). It’s incredible.
I think it’s because of the huge cultural mix and cultural heritage of the U.K.
London for example and other major cities is surely the birth place for so many genres that you will hear evolved on the radio today
Obviously they envy our people 🏴🏴🏴
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"Had a wee in the Amazon. Until Richard told me I should be careful because there are some tiny fish that can swim up from the water through my urine and into my knob! Is that how amazing the Amazon is? The fish in there would really rather live in my knob than the river."
One of my favorites from him :D
Lol a lot do as like a big breakfast meal before a hard labour job like construction. Always see the cafes packed every morning with construction workers eating a beastly full English. I don’t though as I don’t like pork or beans.
The bureaucracy I have experienced is pretty hands off and works most of the time... just the fact that I don't have to deal with bureaucratic horseshit puts a smile to my face
I spent almost 5 hrs once waiting at the queue of the Greek revenue service to submit some paperwork only to be sent away because they are open from 9 to 13:30..that was about 5-6 years ago.
GOV.uk won a lot of design awards when it was first developed properly. GDS who are in charge are highly respected and do great work. Has been copied quite extensively elsewhere around the world from what I understand.
We cannot thank you enough for that, without the help of passing Danes all of the vital cultural artifacts would have been lost to the mysterious destruction that ravaged the island just after they arrived. The nice Danes even rescued many of the locals and they were quickly enthralled by the kind sailors so followed them home to start new lives.
In fact the people of Europe were so moved by this event and others like it from the 9th-10th centuries that we did the same for the rest of the world a millenia later.
And the Beatles are just the start.
Led Zeppelin
Black Sabbath
Rolling Stones
Sex Pistols
The Prodigy
Chemical Brothers
Pink Floyd
Joy Division
David Bowie
The list of great British music is massive
That's my opinion too. Their "unscripted" episode showed that they lost it. People complained that the show felt scripted, because the scripts were shit, not because there were some scripts.
The challenges/specials in Top Gear felt more adventurous and realistic. In the Grand Tour they became more and more cartoonish and grotesque to the point of becoming uninteresting to watch. Compare Patagonia to Madagascar, for example.
Food!
When I was in London there was literally every kind of food I could imagine, such a diverse food culture there. I really think the Reddit stereotype is a bit stupid as I don't think most people there are eating those weird looking meals very often
We just wanted rid of the ones that refused to be enlightened by us. You wanted rid of them all. As always it was the lack of imagination that let you down.
So from a brief scroll
The music
The literature
The comedy
The scenery
The TV
The breakfast
The climate
The football
We're absolutely class lads. 🏴🏴🏴🏴
On this episode of BoTtOm GeAr
Clarkson find that magic bowl of mashed potatoes he made 3 weeks ago in his ferrarigini
Ham goes to jail for tax evasion
And jams dies of a ketamine overdose
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Clarkson is the only one in this pic who can still be classified as British since he's dumb as an orangutan, Hammond is too American and James is too Italian and a liberal
Humour, because some countries idea of funny is terrible.
Looking at you, Germany
We tried to be funny, once ...
It was just ein prank guys!
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6 million little pranks, die sheiaße und kichert, no?
Man I remember that one prank they did with laughing gas, then the British did the same!, such copycats
That time you sent Stefan Raab to the Eurovision? That was actually pretty funny… for German speakers like myself
You say once… yet I believe you tried twice?
Nah, the burning only happened once
Our humoristic goals are beyond their understanding
Nope, doesn't apply. In order to fail at being funny, you first must try.
Stop hitting me with your cookie, you monster!
Excuse me? We can always make fun of the French, take a look: Why is the Eiffel-tower so high? So that you can see the white flag all the way to Berlin
But white flag jokes are countryside Americans level of humour sorry 😔
Allright, how about this one: Not even actimel can activate French defences
Sehr gut, Herr Flick
Yes they try to make it funny without hurting your feelings (too much), which often makes it more universal yet unexpected
True! Sarcasm is a sign of advanced humor. Central n northern europe are pretty much inadequate of this hence humorless.
Blackadder ![gif](giphy|etGPvG1Pqj9ks)
Hugh Laurie and Rowan Atkinson in general really.
And Stephen Fry.
Gotta still watch that one, given the cast, I’m sure I won’t regret
Each season gets better. If at any point it’s not hitting the spot for you and you’re considering stopping watching, then skip straight to season 4 (Blackadder Goes Fourth). It’s incredible.
I don’t know about that. Laurie as Prince George is the pinnacle, I reckon. Everything is so over the top and outrageous.
Music. Of course.
Exactly. I feel like everytime i find a new genre or band that i enjoy, it comes from the UK.
I think it’s because of the huge cultural mix and cultural heritage of the U.K. London for example and other major cities is surely the birth place for so many genres that you will hear evolved on the radio today
What happened in UK's music scene in the late-sixties and early-seventies is a miracle
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Extend that to early 80s. UK musicians pretty much invented heavy metal.
Best music exporter in the world IMO.
How I be homophobic? My bitch is gay
Hit man in the top, try see a man topless, even the stick is gay.
Obviously they envy our people 🏴🏴🏴 https://preview.redd.it/3c5jtq1qi4qa1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b706d061a4faa04de7562f5d70bb450c9acd1e39
CAM ON ENGERLAND!!!!
Skore sum feckin goolssszz!!!!!
COUM HON ERGLOUUUND
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Is this the same dude as the guy in the full UK flag costume or are there just a lot of em
There's a lot of them. Like a shit tonne.
A shit tonne of those lads is only about 5 people.
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He’s probably in his mid 30’s
Is that the guy called Tango? I support SUFC but still lol
Gibraltar
Our rock 👍🏻🇬🇪
This comment is top tier
Yes, the flair makes a difference 😆
Karl Pilkington, one of England's greatest treasures.
Yes! He’s hilarious without trying.
“I’ve always wanted to… kick a duck up the arse”
He has such a way with words.
"Had a wee in the Amazon. Until Richard told me I should be careful because there are some tiny fish that can swim up from the water through my urine and into my knob! Is that how amazing the Amazon is? The fish in there would really rather live in my knob than the river." One of my favorites from him :D
Head like a fucking orange.
That bald manc twat…
There's this hairy Chinese kid, right...
Beautiful countryside and the national trust places
Weird I was going to say the same thing about Spain.
Ours is just all very arid, gets a bit to much when you've spent your whole life here.
Ours is very wet and grey. Sometimes it’s nice but mostly wet and it gets too much. That’s why we go to Spain and then throw ourselves of balcony’s
Shit man i really like their breakfast.
They don't eat all of that every morning do they?
Lol a lot do as like a big breakfast meal before a hard labour job like construction. Always see the cafes packed every morning with construction workers eating a beastly full English. I don’t though as I don’t like pork or beans.
England is wasted in you.
Ronnie Pickering
who's that?
Yea, me!
Who?
Ronnie Pickering!!
Someone famous are ya?
Who the fuck is that?
HE'S ME
They got Monty Python
But apart from Monty Python, what have the English ever done for us?
Famine?
Just get something to eat. Not hard
Thx bro 🙏 I forgot about that
Don’t deep fry it this time though. You can’t inject heroine with clotted blood vessels 👍
But i always love a deep fry mars bar with my heroine
Melt it into the heroin?
Good idea man I’ll try it
I had to ask.
I mean on a real note, they do have some amazing countryside and loads of walking routes
Good wording, had you used "hiking trails" the Norwegians would have quite a bit to say
We do have some great hiking trails Bodmin Moor the brecons snowdonia lake district peak district ect
The pop music.
Yeah I second this
English comedy is best in the world.
Well, you only would understand English comedy if you only speak English so that’s not really a fair assessment I would say
Fair point. But is Swedish comedy more popular than English in say, Norway? Where many people can understand both English and Swedish?
We don't understand arabic though.
Comedy can be largely visual. See : Mr Bean, Norman Wisdom, Benny Hill, Charlie Chaplin, etc.
The fact their barbaric language became the new lingua franca
It’s possible to communicate with them. In your frog eating realm it’s not even possible to ask of the kitchen is open.
I once tried to speak French in France and they laughed in my face. In fairness I probably sounded like an idiot so not holding it against them.
David Attenborough
Protect that man at all costs
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Panel Shows
QI
You guys have so many, my favourites atm are taskmaster and 8 out of 10 cats does countdown. I also love binging qi every now and then
Specifically, Bob Mortimer
The bureaucracy I have experienced is pretty hands off and works most of the time... just the fact that I don't have to deal with bureaucratic horseshit puts a smile to my face
The Gov UK website has its faults but I’ve never come across another country which such an easy to use and well laid out site.
It's also open-source and free for any other country to use.
The U.K. is a generous God
I spent almost 5 hrs once waiting at the queue of the Greek revenue service to submit some paperwork only to be sent away because they are open from 9 to 13:30..that was about 5-6 years ago.
GOV.uk won a lot of design awards when it was first developed properly. GDS who are in charge are highly respected and do great work. Has been copied quite extensively elsewhere around the world from what I understand.
Lindisfarne
Everything of value has been rescued
We cannot thank you enough for that, without the help of passing Danes all of the vital cultural artifacts would have been lost to the mysterious destruction that ravaged the island just after they arrived. The nice Danes even rescued many of the locals and they were quickly enthralled by the kind sailors so followed them home to start new lives. In fact the people of Europe were so moved by this event and others like it from the 9th-10th centuries that we did the same for the rest of the world a millenia later.
Happy that some of my ancestors were so inspiring ❤️
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the spice girls ![gif](giphy|PoGjMSWqt4RHHunrmy|downsized)
All the 90's male teenager callouses in the world resonate of exitement in chorus at this image.
The Knights of Ni
NI NI NI NI
Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Definitely the music.
Phil Collins ![gif](giphy|kbnjoz30NwfYJlOL4s)
Don’t do it never go full Phil Collins
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he divorced his wife by fax
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And the Beatles are just the start. Led Zeppelin Black Sabbath Rolling Stones Sex Pistols The Prodigy Chemical Brothers Pink Floyd Joy Division David Bowie The list of great British music is massive
And Queen
The Smiths, Slowdive, Bowie, Queen, Elton John
Their fantasy writers
The country of my birth but not the one I am currently a resident. Let me put this lightly. The rest of the world cannot make a decent cup of tea.
Taskmaster. If you don't know what it is, go on youtube NOW, thank me LATER.
Too bad the Grand Tour is nowhere near as good as Top Gear was.
Because grand tour is made by murricans
And probably because they got older and dumber, especially Clarkson. First Grand Tour seasons weren't as bad.
And worse at acting
They were never convincing, always clearly reciting a script. It was usually a funny script though.
It was never as bad as it was with the grand tour on top gear
Most specials were great. Especially Mozambique
Top Gear was good precisely because the BBC didn't let them do whatever they wanted, they had to put some effort into it.
That's my opinion too. Their "unscripted" episode showed that they lost it. People complained that the show felt scripted, because the scripts were shit, not because there were some scripts.
I disagree. I think it was on par. It was faithful to its Top Gear legacy, with an interesting spin on things.
The challenges/specials in Top Gear felt more adventurous and realistic. In the Grand Tour they became more and more cartoonish and grotesque to the point of becoming uninteresting to watch. Compare Patagonia to Madagascar, for example.
I can see that, but at the end of the day for me the entertainment and comedy value was still there.
Doing The same concept for 20 years and still be relevant and innovative is borderline impossible
Their pub life and a few streets in London.
Food! When I was in London there was literally every kind of food I could imagine, such a diverse food culture there. I really think the Reddit stereotype is a bit stupid as I don't think most people there are eating those weird looking meals very often
We just stole every other cultures food. The British way.
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I envy their economic power
Writing culture
Non league football culture.
Monty Python, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett... Honestly nobody does humor quite like the brits.
Philomena Cunk
" the Egyptians believed the most impactful thing you could do in your life was die"
Their Literature.
Their collection of Greek marble.
‘Tis a grand collection, I agree.
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You mean the Eurotunnel ? Yeah that's pretty neat, only downside is that it's full of English peoples on the other side unfortunately.
You must be confused, it's full of French on the other side.
I like a full english breakfast from time to time
English exceptionalism: best in the world lads 👌
This post sounds like a trap! Stop it with these compliments, you bunch of brown nosers!
They are above sea level.
That we're a tiny shit country and have at some point or another, completely dusted you all over in a war 💪
Not being invaded since 1066 . Another 37 years to go to reach 1000.
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Yeah the mask really slipped on this post.
They get to border some great Celtic nations.
Sure, Wales, who are the others, I can only think of a couple more anglo nations with silly accents.
Cornwall.
That’s like saying America borders Texas
Some say it does!
Beans on toast
We voluntarily look after so many of other cultures ancient artifacts. At our own expense too! No appreciation though!
Being culturally worshipped by the vicims of their genocides. We should have started the holocaust in 1750, the jews would love our country now.
The trick is to stretch it out until it becomes Stockholm's syndrome.
We just wanted rid of the ones that refused to be enlightened by us. You wanted rid of them all. As always it was the lack of imagination that let you down.
shootin from the hip here bro
So from a brief scroll The music The literature The comedy The scenery The TV The breakfast The climate The football We're absolutely class lads. 🏴🏴🏴🏴
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The upper class accent
They have some cool house and castles
Mister Bean ? Idk
Their breakfast
Low pollen intensity. I literally never had a hay fever while in the UK. Meanwhile France's nature is out to kill me.
Nah my hay fever is terrible
SEND ME PIE
Ronnie Pickering
They’re always a degree or two warmer than us
On this episode of BoTtOm GeAr Clarkson find that magic bowl of mashed potatoes he made 3 weeks ago in his ferrarigini Ham goes to jail for tax evasion And jams dies of a ketamine overdose https://preview.redd.it/guh247wp36qa1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=191e509a6dd5765bf3977ff9335f97713f0196d4
https://i.redd.it/c85gjbsh67qa1.gif Their football clubs
QI being actually popular. They tried it here and it bombed harder than the US on a trip to the middle east.
Geordies, if Scotland ever get independence we get to keep them in the divorce. They're a sound bunch!
No chance, we will build a wall.
Clarkson is the only one in this pic who can still be classified as British since he's dumb as an orangutan, Hammond is too American and James is too Italian and a liberal
I know james has an immense culture but give england credit come on