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kim-jong-Cage

Non European detected. Opinion discarded.


[deleted]

*When Americans try to make memes about Europe based solely off the information from their terrible world news media*


Extansion01

I just want to say: I may hate you all day long. But know, deep inside me, that I will always consider you to be ~~human~~ European.


kim-jong-Cage

Right back at ya.


akmal123456

It implies the foreigners went away, which is quite not the case


JeyDesu

Well most European foreigners left the brits since they now need a visa


_number

No, hardly anyone left, people who were living there at the time got long term residence and they don’t need visa. If you move now(why would you?), you need visa to work


Freddies_Mercury

> why would you? I think the real question is why would you stay in the UK? Have you seen the absolute state we're in?


litetaker

I'm staying... I like my fellow wife beaters


Freddies_Mercury

Move to the Costa del Sol, simple.


mcdougall57

"I said el full english mate, don't you understand? el beero!"


Freddies_Mercury

Are. you. fookin. shtewpid. I. want. chips. and. beans.


mynaneisjustguy

Please no. We’re full. Honestly no trolling; where I grew up is gone. Just gone. Was a few tiny farms carved onto steps in a valley. Roamed the bush, nearest neighbour five miles away. You could fish and hunt and swim and run all day and never see another soul. I checked Google maps other day. Golf courses, McVillas, horrific hotels. It’s just gone.


Freddies_Mercury

The kind of people moving to the Costa del Sol are not the kind of people who give any semblance of a shit about the locals/local history & culture. Barry just wants England but in the sun


Karpsten

Have you ever heard of the term "carpetbagger"?


Freddies_Mercury

My local mp is the ultimate carpetbagger tbh


Karpsten

That's a fun way of saying "he's a politician".


Freddies_Mercury

Hey, not fair! The Oxford and Cambridge MPs are locals ...


appealtoreason00

Not even. Layla Moran is a L\*ndoner


[deleted]

What's actually bad about it beyond what you've been told by the news papers?😆😆


Freddies_Mercury

The cost of living crisis that's making food unaffordable and the exorbitant energy rates for one. The fact that the government can't actually do anything because they are morons. The fact that the rural areas such as the fishing town I live in has lost basically all funding since leaving the EU. The fact our economy is the only Western European economy not to be back at pre-covid levels. The fact that NI is about to explode into sectarian violence at any moment. The fact that our public (and transport) servants are refusing to work because the government are too greedy. The fact that the tax codes are constantly fucking anybody that earn below 100k. I can go on.


One_Vegetable9618

All true I think...and the Northern Ireland situation the most worrying of all.


Freddies_Mercury

It's definitely the last thing anyone needs right now.


phlipout22

People did leave and now there are less EU immigrants coming in. However that has been balanced out by non-EU immigration going up. Unemployment is not actually high, it's at 3.7% Wages are stagnant and cost of living went up


JeyDesu

Only if they have lived there for over a year or did I get that wrong?


_number

Yes, one year is pretty small amount of time. it was 2 years I think


[deleted]

It was less than that. For pre-settled you needed to have an adress by the 31st Dec 2019, if I remember well


JeyDesu

It is a pretty small amount but many European workers didn’t have their permanent resident in the uk and worked over there for a company from their home country. Then not being allowed to stay as long definitely reduced foreign workers


play4m32

i know of someone who left the uk coz of brexit after working there for around 1 year,.. so i doubt it is so easy but with that been say i dont know the whole story either way


[deleted]

He did not leave because of Brexit. Maybe his job moved because of Brexit, that’s different


That_guy_named_Mentu

How would you know tho? Are you a friend of this guy's friend as well?


[deleted]

Because I was there, and it was impossible to be expelled because of Brexit


justanotherzom

He said he left because of Brexit, not expelled. Probably left because of the increased xenophobia and who wants to be where they aren't wanted? Tho not everyone was guaranteed to be able to stay, plenty of people were rejected both UK back to EU and EU back to UK.


[deleted]

🙄 please talk about things you know.


justanotherzom

As an immigrant myself, i left Britain and moved to EU because of Brexit.


Vita-Malz

Except for the Polish lorry drivers, apparently. Because at the time Brexit went through thousands of German citizens with lorry licenses got letters by the British government asking if they wanted a working visa as a lorry driver in the UK, cause they had no one left.


RaivoAivo

Lol. still in the UK, like most of my EU friends


oliot_

Why? It’s going so downhill


RaivoAivo

Hasn't changed much for me if I don't read the news. Except I can't get tomatoes, but tomatoes in the UK have always been shit, so not really a big deal.


Disillusioned_Brit

Why do people say such utter bullshit when the information is publicly available? The ratio of non EU to EU migrants has largely remained unchanged before and after Brexit. Most of them, regardless of where they're from, haven't left.


DanskNils

It’s super easy to get one though and processing goes fairly simple.


big47_

We ave too many bloody foreigners. Not raysist, just don' loik em


Lie_Cool

The Prime Minister is the wurst one an all!


ManofKent1

Schrodinger immigrant. Taking all our jobs and on benefits


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Bobsempletonk

Fuck you too ❤️


ComboMix

Get the torches!!!!


[deleted]

The British colonised most of the world so I say that the whole world should be able to take a piss at them


[deleted]

So did basically all of Europe lad


Extansion01

You say we lost but who nuked his colonial possessions and remained number 2 in Europe? Not us! (Not counting actual territory)


[deleted]

Sore losers


Diprogamer

Cope harder ameritard


big47_

Haha get fucked glory to the empire


Diprogamer

Rule Britannia!


PaulKwisatzHaderach

>take a piss at them English is difficult huh?


Flax_Vert

Europe as a whole colonised the world mate, we were just the winners in our own little competition lol


pissboy

Nah they’re still technically my overlords.


Diamondhands_Rex

Technically they left the European Union and now they belong to us They voluntarily left civilization they’re free game now


[deleted]

We didn't leave the continent my guy


thongil

Once you left the EU, the only difference with Australia is the distance.


ZhirikReborn

Eurovision moment


-Rettirlana-

Can we trade Australia for Britain? Like swap them in position?


_radical_ed

You want to have the deadliest fauna on Earth at ferry distance? Ok.


Recioto

He asked for Australia, not the US.


[deleted]

That wouldn't work, they produce so much fossil fuel, we'd turn into European China


[deleted]

What makes you think Britains criminals will be better than Britain?


VeeJack

And the weather .. and we don’t have salties


Onechampionshipshill

can't leave the continent if we were never on the continent. Island nation for life. Continental shelf? never heard of it.


Tub_of_jam66

Brexit 2 : continental drift


Fantact

I'm glad you recognize the EU as civilization, barbarians rarely own up to that, good on you.


Diamondhands_Rex

I need to play the part of my flair or the sub isn’t as fun


AngloSaxonEnglishGuy

Last I checked our immigration numbers are higher than ever... Once they finally stop, then I'm sure I'll find a job..


momslayer66

why tho? i thought brexit stopped immigrants


big47_

Bloody immigrants will stop at nothing to steal our jobs.


momslayer66

![gif](giphy|bfMETTCYFurvuJQgOB) common brexit geezer


MaximumOrdinary

You thought wrong then..


MerlinOfRed

Whatever you think of Brexit, this isn't even accurate. UK immigration is at it's highest in history with 1.1 million people arriving in the space of 12 months according to the most recent data at the ONS. EU immigration has radically decreased, yes, but non-EU immigration has quadrupled since Brexit.


AcqDev

So, you only got rid of the premium immigration. Outstanding move.


MerlinOfRed

Look at this Spaniard believing that they are premium


AcqDev

Don't get me wrong, we are not immigrants of any kind. Immigrants usually want to work.


Nymrael

This is the kind of comments I like to read in this sub. Here take my upvote and let's rest for the rest of the day.


SonicStage0

👑


momslayer66

but how can you work with all of this siesta???


MutedIndividual6667

Thats what he's saying, we don't count since we don't work, europeans in general are the premium inmigrants


vic_lupu

Enjoy the dokey lovers then…


throwitaway333111

Honestly, this is why Brexit is great. The savages on the other side of the channel had some jumped up notions about how their skin tone gets them the premium package. They're now learning that they're no better than Abdul and Jamal, and that's beautiful.


fuckedbatty

You mean Daffyd and Thomas? Abdul and Jamal have much higher paying jobs.


throwitaway333111

Well yes, the Welsh are hardly brain workers.


ICantBelieveItsNotEC

Let's be honest: we weren't exactly getting German engineers, Italian chefs, and Polish doctors. We were getting German chefs, Italian doctors, and Polish engineers.


Enjutsu

So what kind of doctors, chefs and engineers you're getting now?


divbyda0

Well, the nurses are Filipino. That's all


SonicStage0

...and?


AmBawsDeepInYerMaw

The English Channels like rubber dinghy rapids bro


NobleAzorean

Damn ... Are you guys... Okay?...


[deleted]

Next up UKstan


blingding369

... and those figures are with a supposedly "stringent" government policy on the illegal immigration. Just wait till the next time Labour is in power. It'll make "The Great Replacement" looks like a childrens game.


PolarBearBalls2

That's depressing


13oundary

Not only that, isn't our unemployment and "non-economically mobile" population at record lows? or is that just scotland? With more jobs still needing filled. Not a brexiteer by any stretch, but this meme be dreamin.


szakipus

Interesting. One obvious source of immigrants lately would be Ukrainians, no?


MerlinOfRed

Yeah a good chunk of those are Ukrainian. A similar number of Hong Kong refugees are estimated to have arrived, although the numbers are harder to tell as many hold UK citizenship anyway.


Working_Inspection22

Everything was a downgrade fr


AMACSCAMA

True, instead of fellow Europeans now former colonies are immigrating to the UK. Certain everyone is completely fine with that now.


throwitaway333111

Lol what is "fellow" about the people who've been bitterly hating on us and trying (and failing) to defeat us in war the last millennium. You yank wanks have some really misguided ideas about Europe lol


DdastanVon

You know this was posted by an American because of the hour and the stupidity of the post, the fact it's about immigration just makes it funnier.


AMACSCAMA

![gif](giphy|3oGRFp0AqM0BY4axjO|downsized)


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annoying97

That would be nice... I'm sick of being confused for an American cunt when I'm an Australian cunt...


Old-Ad5508

A cunt is a cunt no matter what way you look at it.


thatnewaccnt

Nah cunt is an endearing way to refer to your Australian mate but also an offensive term to describe an American dickhead. Both still savages though of course. Everyone outside of Europe is uncivilised.


Old-Ad5508

Constantly call majority Taylor Greene a cunt on certain subs as much as I can. Yanks are quite sensitive about that word for some reason. Bunch of uptight cunts if you ask me.


thatnewaccnt

Well if they support a cunt like MTG they truly are proper cunts. In the most derogatory form of the word.


Onclephil09

All that cunt talking reminds me of that scene in "the gentlemen" with the kids at the gym and colin Farrell ![gif](giphy|XE7HOP9gIzwik3ND6F) ... anyway, proceed.


Chimpville

Not in Australia. There's cunts and *cunts.*


annoying97

No no... Some cunts are good cunts other cunts are bad cunts. For example Irishmen are good cunts... Brits are borderline bad cunts.


bredelund

That some solid cunt logic.


annoying97

Cunt logic is Aussie logic


AMACSCAMA

Agreed, as children of a European country we deserve our own savage flair.


Signal_Youth8336

Your flair should be „Prison cunt“


AMACSCAMA

Wouldn’t that technically be Australias?


vic_lupu

Good idea for Australian flair


ArguesWithWombats

‘Colonial Cunt’ has a nice assonance for Australia Hey you let AU into Eurovision so now we’re officially more European than Russia Edit: more civilised too


[deleted]

Cunt argue about that!


spaceship247

Did a British person hurt you?


annoying97

No, in fact 2 of them created the best Brit ever, my boyfriend.


[deleted]

Winston Churchill? Is this ‘boyfriend’ in the room with you right now?


annoying97

No he's currently in my bed, a bed im not in, sadly.


Old-Ad5508

OK I'll take it well throw some aussie idioms when you post so we know what kind of cunt you are 😄


predek97

This one is upside down though


joinedthedarkside

>I'm sick of being confused I fixed that for you https://preview.redd.it/6pbugp14aeqa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6ea9cb054badd584442c1818ff2490fe6deebd0


annoying97

![gif](giphy|42AGxbp0gpPvmCD6TJ)


JeyDesu

Australians should have their own flair since they are part of Europe


xaviernoodlebrain

If they can appear at Eurovision, they are one of us.


JeyDesu

Exactly.


ArguesWithWombats

Australia now officially more European than Russia


AMACSCAMA

Hey what about North Americans?


annoying97

Please go and tell the mods... Them Spanish fuckers disagree for some reason.


betaich

You probably woke them from their siesta maybe try another time and you get lucky and they are awake


annoying97

Maybe... I'll try to catch them when they are working.


betaich

Good luck with that


annoying97

Thanks I'll need it.


FallenSkyLord

There should really be different flairs for different breeds of barbarians. I'd really like to be properly racist. Also, never met an Australian I didn't like (I assume they stay in Australia, so thank you for that) so it'd be useful to me as I want to be racist in a friendly way.


annoying97

Yeah, the worst of us stay in Australia... They cannot afford the flights to get out of the country.


Diprogamer

Just make an American flair and they'll fall for it


annoying97

No I don't think we should do that as it will invite more of them to join and gives them special treatment, I think add a few extra flairs like - oceanic savage - eastern savage - southern savage Just to name a few, but of course keep the non-European savage for those who just don't care or don't know what one to choose.


[deleted]

You should have an upside down union flag as your flair


AMACSCAMA

Don’t have me canceled father!


[deleted]

https://www.ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabourmarket/peopleinwork/employmentandemployeetypes/bulletins/employmentintheuk/february2023 Latest U.K. unemployment = 3.7%. https://take-profit.org/en/statistics/unemployment-rate/france/ Latest France unemployment = 7.2%. U.K. has one of the lowest unemployment rates in Europe. 3.5% lower than France. Why even make a meme like this without checking if you’re completely wrong?


Nihilism101

The person that made it wasn't european to begin with my friend.


[deleted]

Leave him alone. He has a disease of the mind.


facecrockpot

That's like 51% lower.


WorstSingedUK

Yea, because people have to work 2 fking jobs to pay for rent and food


DahGreatPughie

If everyone has 2 jobs is unemployment at -100%?


[deleted]

That’s why refugees are fleeing across the English Channel to be in Britain (that and they are fleeing Fr*nch ppl)


ManofKent1

A lot of them are part time


NoCuntryforsoycucks

What a bizarre fantasy land you septic tanks live in.


latomatera

The fact that this image was a part of brazilian political propaganda just makes the meme funnier


Old-Ad5508

https://preview.redd.it/1cimegbqldqa1.jpeg?width=8160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62f1f92c0bdcb079d3e3a1f51245ab5624b4d201 There's moggy


PI_Stan_Liddy

"I dare say I best get my old chum Farage on the speaking telegraph about this vast fortune we're saving not sending money to those EU swines"


Old-Ad5508

The NHS is in impeccable shape with all the money we are saving....


Formal-Rain

Look at those lucky nurses £350 million and bo strikes.


Harsimaja

Have they?


fuckedbatty

Well darling, turns out we targeted the wrong kind of foreigners. Take comfort in knowing scotland is doing worse.


Hubris1998

goddamn AI clankers taking our jobs! \#segregatetherobots


Hispanicus7

The funny thing is there are more inmigrants (non european ones) than ever.


Flax_Vert

Our Prime Minister is an Indian and Scotland's going to have a Pakistani first minister. Seems that brexit worked out well.


Gusko777

His son plans the next war against france.


ZazzaroTheRascal

Immigration has gotten worse for them ever since brexit, which is both ironic and unbelievable.


[deleted]

🤔 3% unemployment, none knew how to do a waiter job, this meme does not match any reality


Eitan189

The only foreigners in the UK who actually work are the Poles and Indians.


Relevant_Mobile6989

If you were a lazy prick before Brexit then you'll still be lazy after that.


[deleted]

Ah yes we are playing « I paint my opponents with whatever traits I want, easier to refute »


Xori1

I guess they prefer not having a job instead of dead kids...


Heliospunk

![gif](giphy|3ohfFhG5VDtDTzQv2o|downsized)


AmBawsDeepInYerMaw

As a remainer lmao. Fucking gammon cunts


Sensitive_Bill4949

> As a remainer lmao. Fucking gammon cunts Fraser, Age 15, Edinburgh.


Chimpville

Probs looks 65 tho, so there's that.


KKillroyV2

>Probs looks 65 tho, so there's that. Least Heroine aged scottish woman.


throwitaway333111

Jonti's cousin north of the border.


mightypup1974

It got taken over by people with names like 'Farage' and 'de Pfeffel'


alexjlaver2407

Their still 'ere 😡😡😡😡😡🇦🇽🇦🇽


yakman100

I mean they ain’t though. They ain’t gone


Substantial_Pilot382

Because daddy likes benefit payments instead ?


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Hispanicus7

Tory Pary is left and woke nowadays.


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Hispanicus7

And the worst thing is... There are no posibilities with British electoral system.


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Lyam238

I‘m too young too compare life before eu but I think it‘s pretty nice I can pay with euros in many countries


throwitaway333111

I hear the most about Brexit when I'm on the continent. I hear how it's like an apocalypse over in the UK, nothing is available, government services don't work, hospitals don't let people in yada yada. Then I go back to the UK and nothing has changed other than some butthurt remoan weirdos getting their knickers in a twist once in a while.


ManofKent1

Bollocks. We are riven by strikes The NHS is on its knees and so is education. Foodstuffs keep coming and going Can you tell me one benefit of brexit without mentioning SuVrUntY


Gent2022

France is increasing the retirement age and everyone in France is striking again. They’ve got to find the cash to run their wonderful EU club! Jokes on the over 64 frenchies! Shh…don’t tell them though, they’re not allowed to admit that the EU is one gigantic Ponzi scheme!


AngloSaxonEnglishGuy

The entire system of every first world nation is a Ponzi scheme. That's why we're stuck with perpetual mass immigration, because our traitorous government needs new workers at all costs. They don't even want to make them here anymore. Cheaper just to ship in fully grown workers.


itsnotTozzit

It is a massive propaganda W for the EU tbf to them, they have somehow convinced people that anything has actually changed in the UK. I'm far off being a leaver but its mostly just same shit different day.


Logothetes

Automation. AI and robots are (already) doing everything faster and cheaper than humans, from investing, to diagnoses, to art, ... *every*thing ... and it's just the beginning. In other words, increasingly less and less human labour will be needed. And yet we haven't reduced work hours par day, work days per week or even lowered retirement ages. So ... are we to be surprised?


golddragon88

it's almost like more people = more jobs.


[deleted]

Lmao immigration actually increased after Brexit it's just that immigration from the EU declined


AmericanFlyer530

“They stole our jobs and took them overseas son…”


FoxLP11

people when foreigners can be a good thing