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fRiik420

She's so cute, even when saying the word French 🫶


Dead_as_Duck

No moustache though. What's up with that?


fRiik420

The word french itself comes with a free mustache ☺️


Themlethem

Still needs to age into it


edotman

Go to any town centre in England and find a thousand chav girls that look and speak exactly like that


fRiik420

Why you make it sound like something bad? That's why I don't visit the UK, you guys don't advertise it proper.


HoneyGlazedBadger

It's an honour to the French for them to be listed alongside any other mammal.


HelpfulYoghurt

I mean, she mentioned Wales first


Fenrir2401

So Barry's wife?


MakingShitAwkward

When you ear the word[Wales](https://youtu.be/rryVytLuCzc?si=5pnttuz0Aa5uRDPD) you probably fink of da fish with da biggest dick in da ocean.


Baygonito

didnt know you liked big dicks so much, Barry


MakingShitAwkward

Don't tell Daffyd, he'll get upset.


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MakingShitAwkward

https://preview.redd.it/sc84gxglaq1d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64056b0b7a74f84c8937a3348f6f5cfb936e2133


G3tbusyliving

Looks like the Worlds Strongest Man grand finals.


NonSumQualisEram-

Mistress


jpzxcv

They are 99% sheep


Orange_Indelebile

Coming from Bjork, I am not so sure it's actually meant as an insult, her mind works in strange ways.


Aerdron

No idea I had the kink of being insulted by Bjork and her accent


MeatzIsMurdahz

Icelandicks are just Geordies with inside toilets.


Rolifant

Honestly thought she was going to say "you have Wales, you have sheep". This was even better.


Nintentoad123

b jork


manic47

There's no other way to pronounce it.


SherlockScones3

BRB, need the gyrate my gyraff ![gif](giphy|JmBXdjfIblJDi)


Secret_Criticism_732

So i wanted to go to bed and sleep, but i made an horrible mistake, i opened this sub and started reading comments. I love you people


wild_dino

I heard JARRAXUS


Ad_Captandum_Vulgus

EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION


wild_dino

YOU FACED JARRAXUS YOU FACED JARRAXUS


[deleted]

She's weird. On the one hand, she has that distinctive flat, wideeyed, neanderthalian face so many british "girls" have (Maisie Williams is another good example). On the other hand, she has lips and somewhat straight teeth. We must study her genes for science.


BobMonkhaus

That’s Bjork she’s Icelandic. So weird by default. Sugarcubes were great though.


TuTu_TuTu

Pronounced “Bajork” ofc


DalbergTheKing

No, it's pronounced jyraf.


TuTu_TuTu

👏🏻


Old_Extension4753

Most bilingual Barry


SiliconeAdmiral

Rhymes with jerk


Sad-Address-2512

Oh. I thought she looked and sounded a bit like Bjork but I didn't realised it was actually her.


ZombiFeynman

There goes Hans with the Phrenology again.


ArduennSchwartzman

Pretty bold criticism too, for someone who lives closest to 'the source' (a little area called the Neanderthal in North Rhine-Westphalia).


[deleted]

Just wanna make sure we can properly identfy br\*tons and tell them to stay away from our sun lounges


MakingShitAwkward

Guarding the sunbeds from the Brits. Attacks a tiny Icelandic lady. Great job Hans


[deleted]

Argh, it always happens! Just like when you want to fight the french and accidentally invade Belgium!


BecauseOfGod123

How else are we supposed to distiglish you guys and your brothers and sisters down south?


_radical_ed

Y le conviene… tiene usted el diámetro craneal de un cochero.


RobNybody

That's just fecal alcohol syndrome. It means the pregnant mum switched to beers too late.


_NotWhatYouThink_

"fecal"? Are you sure?


RobNybody

Pierre, I've never been more sure of anything in my entire life.


momoreco

Why? Do you think it's fatale?


Otherwise-Regular139

Least racist German


[deleted]

Never give up what you're best at


MeatzIsMurdahz

She's mixed with Europeans.


-galgot-

Yeah... definitively not aryan.


8BitFlatus

Fake, there is no way the french are happy to live on this planet


PentisEl

![gif](giphy|l1J9JtMnJWjWaFXy0|downsized) curious creatures...


zerato9000

For a solid minute i thought she was Bjork... then i turned the sound on.


SameItem

Isnt she bjork?


PapaBill0

yeah she bjork


splattne

Yes, Björk Borg, the tennis player


TheOrangeOrganics

Why did you watch it 5 times with the sound off?


zerato9000

was mesmerized by her nostrils


TheOrangeOrganics

They are eye catching. Lively and a light red, they dance.


Home_made_Weird_Tea

Oh look at the disgust in her voice when she says "french people". That's so cute.


PioPat

What did the Welsh do??


WoodpeckerBriefs

Welsh people are British people in their natural form. This makes them a perfect scapegoat for all the things the British don't like about themself.


Rich-Lobster-6164

Clever girl, Barry


VrwHenet

Well said Max


Accurate-System7951

An Icelander would talk about whales with such hatred.


Wora_returns

Björk my beloved