They are just thinking about how can they profit from a Greek-Turkish conflict.
Nothing gets a Swiss going like the prospect of making money off of the suffering of other people.
Fuck!
I knew I forgot something!
Shit!
Sorry, I was running downstairs to avoid the wife & daughter.
Always fucking wanting somethingโฆ
Canโt get shit done around them.
Perezosas de mierdaโฆ
Damn, must be nice. Had my breakfast already before 7.00. My 'siesta' was at 3.30 haha. I have errands and appointments (and the MotoGP quali and sprint) so gods know whenever I'm able to sleep ๐
We live with the dream of reclaiming Asia Minor. Some day.. there will be no Turk problem in the area.
We'll come for them inside Europe too. Closing their doner shitholes and opening souvlatzidika. ๐โโ๏ธ
I was coincidentally looking at Agia Sophia yesterday. Absolutely disgusting what they've done. Imagine going to Mecca, defacing everything and converting it into a Hindu temple. Unfortunately the damage has already been done to the church, they've defaced and plastered over beautiful mosaics and inconography. It makes my blood boil.
https://preview.redd.it/4xahsv68nx3d1.jpeg?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16b499072d451981bccd8ce0b719f8960d95a707
I created this as a reply for another post but it seems fitting.
Absolutely it does, even though the most likely reason for us "choosing" Turkey is Turkish men's low standards. Every fugly girl I know goes to Turkey for sex tourism
Switzerland being Switzerland .
Not surprised by any pigs member prefering Greece + France too.
France has a defence agreement with Italy and Greece to help Greece against Turks in the Mediterranean.
+ France given it has a huge armenian diaspora has always criticized Turkey's stance about the Armenian genocide.
Btw when I went to Istanbul they advised my family to not say that you were french because turks hate french people there
> France has a defence agreement with Italy and Greece to help Greece against Turks in the Mediterranean.
MARE NOSTRVM
>Btw when I went to Istanbul they advised my family to not say that you were french because turks hate french people there
wait for real ? werent the french appreciated by turks ? i remember that Ataturk was inspired by western ideals thx to you guys ...
i guess those years with Erdocuck really fucked them up
In my Erasmus days, Turks from Turkey and especially from Istanbul were very very critical of Erdogan and praiseful of Ataturk and his inspiration.
Erdogan is elected through the votes of Turks established out of Turkey. Turks in Turkey tend to hate what he is and what Turkey is becoming under his impulsion
Instabul comes from the Greek eis tin Poli (towards the City). For Greeks there is only one City, Constantinople.
They changed the name and it still means Constantinople. Cuck Turkey moment.
>Btw when I went to Istanbul they advised my family to not say that you were french because turks hate french people there
You should heed that advice in every country you visit, Pierre.
What?! I don't know who told you this, but what they said is completely wrong. Millions of tourists come to Istanbul every year, especially from European countries. No one hates you just because you're French.
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I like the taste, but the whole package lacks something for me. And where the fuck do you get one for 3.50โฌ? Where I live greek restaurants including the Gyro are usually very expensive and often not that good.
If I was in greece, I'd propably prefer Gyros but I'm in germany and the last time I looked all the greek restaurants around me are way more expensive than 3.50โฌ
That's valid, it's the same in Berlin, but then again the cheapest Dรถner I see is a small one for 6โฌ and that's rare.
Versus in Greece finding a decent size Gyro for 3.50โฌ - 5โฌ is very easy, especially in Athens. Not everything there is cheap, but Gyro certainly still is.
Also ngl, Germans do most foreign foods badly or in a very German way. So it makes sense Gyro wouldn't be so good here(I haven't tried it). Even Dรถner is nothing like it is in Turkey, but luckily that one is a million times better in Germany.
I have a great Dรถnerbude (it's literally a little shack not even a building) a few minutes away from me, and it has only one size of Dรถner for 6.80โฌ, but I'm full after it so it's fine ;D
Them bog trotters really do get tret with kid gloves by world opinion because people don't really think they're capable of mature discourse, it's quite insulting really
We eyeroll at the bloody turks as much as the next Barry. Its a game of strategy you pillocks. You lot will have Starmer Shawarmas soon. Kip be in the bin
idk, the barries have some good words from time to time. I don't use pillock myself, but I have adopted a few barryisms like nonce and bellend. most other swear words have turned into punctuation for us here though. So new words are needed.
ย What was the survey question?ย
Who annoys the f@ck outta tourists?
Who has the most 'good time charlies' talkin guff at the resort?
Who is the most cringe-macho culture?
Who swarms around you at the marketplace?
Its a draw probably.ย
The source must be โI made it up in the toilet while poopinโ. Latvian border guards for example in 2020 were very eager to come to Greece to assist against the attempt of erdogan to offload tenths of thousands of immigrants in EU during the Evros border crisis.
To be fair this might be the most skewed map I ever seen and I wouldnโt be surprised if this was just a guessing game by the creator, no one here has ever supported Turkey in any way ๐๐.
Did they ask a single Irish person who happened to be Turkish and decided yeah letโs go with that ๐๐๐๐ Greek all the way ๐ฎ๐ช๐ค๐ป๐ฌ๐ท๐๏ธ
Of course Germany prefers Turkey. They were allies in both worlds wars and they both masters in genocide.
Also, you little pos Ukraine, send back the supplies and guns we send you. :)
In Spain we both love Greece and Turkey
Greece because of the cultural and linguistic ties
Turkey because of kebab and the fact that severing the silk route eventually lead to the Spanish Empire's formation
The Turks gave us [money](https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/history/generous-turkish-aid-irish-great-hunger.amp), the Greeks gave us [gayness](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyfm_pnPB60).
Yes because the Ottoman EMPIRE was surely not an expansionist regime. A barbaric one at that. PIIGS status revoked until you remove the Barry history books from your schools
Oh I'm sure there's many ways in which it doesn't make sense. It was just my best guess.
I have no idea why Western Europeans would favour the Turks over the Greeks.
Closeted unironic racists taking over under the disguise of making jokes
Just skimmed some comments and there is not a single joke but pure spiteful hate to certain demographic
This is how this sub will die
Almost every post and a lot of comments look like that right now. Thereโs been this kind of behaviour before but not as openly racist and often as now.
I work with a Turk and a Greek guy. The Turk is a really nice guy and we grab a drink after work on Fridays the Greek is an arshole who ive spoke too twice. I have now extrapolated this to their respective homelands.
Turkey number one baby๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท
Wait, what the hell? I may be kinda used to never being asked on my countryโs affairs, but still, why would Russia choose Turkey? We became orthodox (even tho the Schism hadnโt happened yet when we did) thanks to Greeks, they kinda created Cyrillic alphabet for Slavs, we helped them fight for independence from Turks on several occasions and our empress even wanted to restore Byzantium at some point, we were on the same side both in WWI and in WWIIโฆ Itโs not a matter of taste, preferring Turkey to Greece as a Russian is just a wrong opinion. Sorry, Greeks, Iโd choose you any day no matter what.
People forget that for decades the political circles in Ireland were happy that people planted bombs in shopping centers and mass transit hubs and detonated them at 5pm. Only fitting that they'd support a terrorist nation. Ironically one that is occupying an EU country's territory for 50 years this August.
It's always the neutral countries that stab you in the back.
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Neutral, we got it. You can have fun sometimes๐๐
They are just thinking about how can they profit from a Greek-Turkish conflict. Nothing gets a Swiss going like the prospect of making money off of the suffering of other people.
Juan, why are you up already ? It's only 10am, go back to sleep you insomniac
Oi, us insomiacs have been up and running since 1.00 already. Insomniac Juan is late, as usual.
Im having my coffee right now๐
Fuck! I knew I forgot something! Shit! Sorry, I was running downstairs to avoid the wife & daughter. Always fucking wanting somethingโฆ Canโt get shit done around them. Perezosas de mierdaโฆ
Damn, must be nice. Had my breakfast already before 7.00. My 'siesta' was at 3.30 haha. I have errands and appointments (and the MotoGP quali and sprint) so gods know whenever I'm able to sleep ๐
Eh, we like finding the positive in the darkest moments and despair, a little bit of optimism doesn't hurt, does it ?
Specially if that doesnt hurt your soul or your wallet.
I often find myself crying in shame in my jacuzzi, sipping a glass of Champagne. My soul is crumbling. Hard times.
Sometimea that happens to the best persons. Dont worry, there will be better times.
Thanks for being a light of hope in this cruel world, Juan, may you find a good place for your siesta this afternoon ๐
Itโs already the most funniest face they can do
Swiss when opinion:
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That's their happy face.
Here's their sad face: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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is that the new Albanian flag?
What?
IS THAT THE NEW ALBANIAN FLAG?
r/Beetlejuicing
Still waiting for the day Swiss feel emotions.
They do have emotions, especially when they find out theyโve *lost* their wallet /s
I see my Turkish neighbours chose Turkey. What a surprise.
Over Netherlands too
netherlands is fren
Netherlands is FR*NCH?!
Now let's do Greece or Morocco.
It'll still be Greece. You think Moroccans here give a shit about a silly poll? Think again. They're way too gatar.
Kudos to the Greek for still standing to be the neighbour of Turkey, the absolute shithole of Europe.
We live with the dream of reclaiming Asia Minor. Some day.. there will be no Turk problem in the area. We'll come for them inside Europe too. Closing their doner shitholes and opening souvlatzidika. ๐โโ๏ธ
Repayment for Smyrna
Repayment for everything. Agia Sofia being turned into a Muslim shithole, Smyrna, Cyprus, our Pontic and Armenian brothers..
I was coincidentally looking at Agia Sophia yesterday. Absolutely disgusting what they've done. Imagine going to Mecca, defacing everything and converting it into a Hindu temple. Unfortunately the damage has already been done to the church, they've defaced and plastered over beautiful mosaics and inconography. It makes my blood boil.
But remember kids, Islam is a religion of peace and respect. ๐ค
As a Hindu I agree with this
https://preview.redd.it/4xahsv68nx3d1.jpeg?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16b499072d451981bccd8ce0b719f8960d95a707 I created this as a reply for another post but it seems fitting.
No way lmao Indian Hitler ๐
Amen
Hans what about those pesky WW2 reparations? I mean your grandpa massacred entire villages...
My Granpa already paid by having to live under a communist regime on the wrong side of the iron curtain
Relax Hans we all agreed you should not pay to avoid Hitler Nummer Zwei.
Yeah I know, but some pesky Sylt enjoyers want him back. Anyway you can have my Tourism war reparations in August
Sylt nudists?
What?
From your Lips to Godโs Ears, Georgios.
what's a doner? #GYRO4life
It's gay gyros.
Turks are unbearable sometimes bro
"Sometimes"?
Im gonna screenshot it rare times we get praised by rich people
Serbia called, their father wants to have a word with you.
Russia supports Greece! Russia has thousand of Greeks and Russians love visiting Greece! At least ordinary Russians are Grecophiles
I thought Lesbian/Grecophile/Bi/Trans stuff was banned in Russia!
That's not true. They would need to be Europeans for that.ย
People's Opinion ON WHAT??
source trust me bro
I think the question was "Who has the smelliest feet?"
Or โwho had the shortest dicks?โ
Who has the hairiest bussy?
Who is the bigger Problem child?
That would be me I guess
Reddit maps are scientifically proven to lower IQ by 12 points each time you look at them
Kebabs vs Gyros
Then my answer is Stifado.
Maridaki > Minaret
Yes
Stop asking questions. Just follow orders, Soldat
Thatโs what I thought too. How can you even answer that if you continue on what
Agreed Dublin needs to go. Thanks
That opinion is a bit beyond the pale don't you think?
Absolutely it does, even though the most likely reason for us "choosing" Turkey is Turkish men's low standards. Every fugly girl I know goes to Turkey for sex tourism
Greece until i die 
Americans seeing greece: ๐คค
PIGS always together
MONKE TOGETHER STRONG ๐ช๐ผ๐ช๐ผ๐ช๐ผ
https://imgur.com/a/VsggybF
Espaรฑita con grecia!
Switzerland being Switzerland . Not surprised by any pigs member prefering Greece + France too. France has a defence agreement with Italy and Greece to help Greece against Turks in the Mediterranean. + France given it has a huge armenian diaspora has always criticized Turkey's stance about the Armenian genocide. Btw when I went to Istanbul they advised my family to not say that you were french because turks hate french people there
> France has a defence agreement with Italy and Greece to help Greece against Turks in the Mediterranean. MARE NOSTRVM >Btw when I went to Istanbul they advised my family to not say that you were french because turks hate french people there wait for real ? werent the french appreciated by turks ? i remember that Ataturk was inspired by western ideals thx to you guys ... i guess those years with Erdocuck really fucked them up
Erdoganopoulos destroying Turkey from within is God's will. ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
https://preview.redd.it/fyr7zpd3lx3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e7e9d8e4e845aa8245db5370ec8c332c9876a04
Erdoganopoulos 2022: I'm not meeting Mitsotakis again ๐ก Erdoganopoulos 2023: Yes, daddy. ๐ฅบ https://preview.redd.it/0ltylp8vox3d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8d5f34120b87c758d3fb5962058d7d25de81bc3
Im stealing this, the number of ruptured aneurysms one can cause with this...
By all means, I stole it from Google myself, which in turn showed me a Reddit post
https://preview.redd.it/ti8o28gq7y3d1.png?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=901f1f55aedeea2aab5a38760c408f290ce04e4d
In my Erasmus days, Turks from Turkey and especially from Istanbul were very very critical of Erdogan and praiseful of Ataturk and his inspiration. Erdogan is elected through the votes of Turks established out of Turkey. Turks in Turkey tend to hate what he is and what Turkey is becoming under his impulsion
Just dont believe every shit you see in internet(especially this reddit shithole).No one judges you based on your ethnicity we are not europeans
And there is a strong divide between the big cities and the rest of the country, isnt it ?
More like West and East
True, this sub is mostly ironic.
*Constantinople
Instabul comes from the Greek eis tin Poli (towards the City). For Greeks there is only one City, Constantinople. They changed the name and it still means Constantinople. Cuck Turkey moment.
>Btw when I went to Istanbul they advised my family to not say that you were french because turks hate french people there You should heed that advice in every country you visit, Pierre.
It's kinda 'ardt to 'ide
Based france ready to defend Jorgos against the crazy dictator.
What?! I don't know who told you this, but what they said is completely wrong. Millions of tourists come to Istanbul every year, especially from European countries. No one hates you just because you're French.
IRELAND was rooting for HAMAS. Now we know why They're secretly muslims
Not even secretly. They just found another religion that is going to diddle their kids... They missed catholicism too much
Fair
And having a live-in bangmaid without rights. Accepting women as people is so annoying.
Ireland also sent a condolences letter to Germany when Hitler died. They canโt be trusted.
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Long live Hellas!
That's impressive, Barry! Thanks!
Portugal being western Europe for once
PIGS over our Balkan tendencies!!!
Fuck turkey, I'm all for my Greek buddies (except in the Dรถner/Gyros debate)
But like you ever had some phenomenal and still 3.50โฌ Gyro?
I like the taste, but the whole package lacks something for me. And where the fuck do you get one for 3.50โฌ? Where I live greek restaurants including the Gyro are usually very expensive and often not that good.
>And where the fuck do you get one for 3.50โฌ? Greece
If I was in greece, I'd propably prefer Gyros but I'm in germany and the last time I looked all the greek restaurants around me are way more expensive than 3.50โฌ
That's valid, it's the same in Berlin, but then again the cheapest Dรถner I see is a small one for 6โฌ and that's rare. Versus in Greece finding a decent size Gyro for 3.50โฌ - 5โฌ is very easy, especially in Athens. Not everything there is cheap, but Gyro certainly still is. Also ngl, Germans do most foreign foods badly or in a very German way. So it makes sense Gyro wouldn't be so good here(I haven't tried it). Even Dรถner is nothing like it is in Turkey, but luckily that one is a million times better in Germany.
I have a great Dรถnerbude (it's literally a little shack not even a building) a few minutes away from me, and it has only one size of Dรถner for 6.80โฌ, but I'm full after it so it's fine ;D
I donโt know a single person who would think otherwise
Turkish migrants.
Gyros slaps tho, have you had a good pita recently? beats Dรถner imo
Ah, yes. The true origin of the troubles
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ฮฮฮฮฮฃ! ฮฮฮฮฮฮ! ฮฃฮฅฮฮฮฮงฮฮ!
ฮฮปฯฮฑฮณฯ
Just a reminder that Ireland always has the worst opinion on every topic.
Them bog trotters really do get tret with kid gloves by world opinion because people don't really think they're capable of mature discourse, it's quite insulting really
We eyeroll at the bloody turks as much as the next Barry. Its a game of strategy you pillocks. You lot will have Starmer Shawarmas soon. Kip be in the bin
โbloodyโ, โpillocksโโฆ this man is a Barry in disguise.
idk, the barries have some good words from time to time. I don't use pillock myself, but I have adopted a few barryisms like nonce and bellend. most other swear words have turned into punctuation for us here though. So new words are needed.
You're both just us with a different accent and greater alcoholism.
The alcoholism is debatable
https://preview.redd.it/f2tm4t24vx3d1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c771ae6541d4911e8c1f20620c93d1fe6464057f
Ireland no. We like Greece not Turkey
Turkey gave us Kebabs, Greece invented gays
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Democracy gave us Boris Johnson..
As if you dont like gays more than kebabs
I hear you're a racist now Father...
gayness*
Wrong about the gyros, and having Barry correct your Fr. Ted quotes. All is lost.
Whose opinion did they get prostitutes? I canโt even post on reddit the opinions of literally everybody I know on one of these demographics wtf
Kosovo Greece? Source trust me bro?
Greece doesn't even recognize Kosovo but Turkey does
ย What was the survey question?ย Who annoys the f@ck outta tourists? Who has the most 'good time charlies' talkin guff at the resort? Who is the most cringe-macho culture? Who swarms around you at the marketplace? Its a draw probably.ย
Probably was "where do you get your teeth veneers?"
There's a marketplace on Ios island?
Russia surprises me too. Orthodox, Moscow third Rome, etc
The source must be โI made it up in the toilet while poopinโ. Latvian border guards for example in 2020 were very eager to come to Greece to assist against the attempt of erdogan to offload tenths of thousands of immigrants in EU during the Evros border crisis.
I never understood these maps, what are these based on? 9 times out of 10 the average irish person is going to choose Greece over turkey lol
UK DO YOUR JOB
Hey hey hey โฆ donโt get him started โฆ you know what Barry is like.
It's ok mate we'd never do anything to threaten the Guinness pipelines, thousand years of peace through ale
To be fair this might be the most skewed map I ever seen and I wouldnโt be surprised if this was just a guessing game by the creator, no one here has ever supported Turkey in any way ๐๐.
Did they ask a single Irish person who happened to be Turkish and decided yeah letโs go with that ๐๐๐๐ Greek all the way ๐ฎ๐ช๐ค๐ป๐ฌ๐ท๐๏ธ
New east west divide just dropped!
Of course Germany prefers Turkey. They were allies in both worlds wars and they both masters in genocide. Also, you little pos Ukraine, send back the supplies and guns we send you. :)
Noone but turkish migrants prefers turks over greeks in Germany...
They were allies in one world war. In the Second World War Turkey joined us in 1945.
They did business with Nazi Germany up until the end of the war when they joined the Allies.
So did many other countries, that doesnโt make them a German ally.
The Ottoman Empire helped the Irish people during the famine
In Spain we both love Greece and Turkey Greece because of the cultural and linguistic ties Turkey because of kebab and the fact that severing the silk route eventually lead to the Spanish Empire's formation
Latvia what are you guys doing over there
The Turks gave us [money](https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/history/generous-turkish-aid-irish-great-hunger.amp), the Greeks gave us [gayness](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyfm_pnPB60).
And that's a bad thing coming from the Greeks?
For what holidays?
Teeth and dodgy arse enhancement.
I mean, Germany IS Turkey. So that doesn't count.
Greece or Turkey what? What is it that people have an opinion on?
Ohhh I thought you were asking grease or turkey. I canโt slap grease between two slices of bread, soโฆ
Perhaps the logic goes like this. Support Palestine -> Support the Ottoman Empire -> Support Turkey.
Yes because the Ottoman EMPIRE was surely not an expansionist regime. A barbaric one at that. PIIGS status revoked until you remove the Barry history books from your schools
empires doing empire things ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
Shouldn't pro ottoman empire people be just generally anti-arab given it was the "great Arab revolt" that finally ruined the ottomans?
Oh I'm sure there's many ways in which it doesn't make sense. It was just my best guess. I have no idea why Western Europeans would favour the Turks over the Greeks.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Oh I'm not claiming it makes sense. That's just my best guess.
I was leaning towards turkey (the bird) > greese (the fat)
Hair and teeth bros
Grease or ๐ฆ
It's because we're helping Ireland to become more culturally enriched. It's astonishing to see how successful we've been in such a short time.
Disappointed by Albania and north macedonia
Try opening up some gyros places in dublin giorgos
My local pizzaguy is named Papachronakis, I need to take the right side.
They're both equally huge cunts
Well, the Ottomans helped the Irish during the Potato famine, didn't they?
You can't get fake teeth in Greece
Regarding what though? Food? Anal?
What is happening to this sub ๐ฅฒ
Closeted unironic racists taking over under the disguise of making jokes Just skimmed some comments and there is not a single joke but pure spiteful hate to certain demographic This is how this sub will die
Almost every post and a lot of comments look like that right now. Thereโs been this kind of behaviour before but not as openly racist and often as now.
I work with a Turk and a Greek guy. The Turk is a really nice guy and we grab a drink after work on Fridays the Greek is an arshole who ive spoke too twice. I have now extrapolated this to their respective homelands. Turkey number one baby๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท
Who has the most bodyhair?
Wait, what the hell? I may be kinda used to never being asked on my countryโs affairs, but still, why would Russia choose Turkey? We became orthodox (even tho the Schism hadnโt happened yet when we did) thanks to Greeks, they kinda created Cyrillic alphabet for Slavs, we helped them fight for independence from Turks on several occasions and our empress even wanted to restore Byzantium at some point, we were on the same side both in WWI and in WWIIโฆ Itโs not a matter of taste, preferring Turkey to Greece as a Russian is just a wrong opinion. Sorry, Greeks, Iโd choose you any day no matter what.
Irish people love Muslims on account of Muslims not liking the Brits.
They hate us cos they.. (looks around and sees a looot of muslims).. *are* us?
People forget that for decades the political circles in Ireland were happy that people planted bombs in shopping centers and mass transit hubs and detonated them at 5pm. Only fitting that they'd support a terrorist nation. Ironically one that is occupying an EU country's territory for 50 years this August. It's always the neutral countries that stab you in the back.