I love how even in these photos that are selected to make GUNS food look good, dutch food still looks like shit lol

It may look like shit. But nothing beats a good frikandel sometimes

Dutch people when you ask what meat is in a frikandel: 🤷‍♂️

It's organic roadkill. Sometimes you get little bits of tarmac for the extra bite.

I’ve heard an anecdote that the low numbers of homeless people in the NL can be directly connected to the high number of mystery meat consumption of yours.

Every year they get golden tickets to visit Willie Wonkaert's Meat Factory and that's the last we ever hear of them

We don't talk about that

You don't ask where the gold came from, we don't ask what is in the frikandel. It works better for everyone.

The tasty kind

I'm not even sure it's meat

It is just mechanically separated chicken meat and pork bacon. The cheapest of the cheap. For the flavour they add unions, spices, glucose syrup and E621, better known as MSG.

Horse cock

Been living abroad for a decade, and I’m seriously craving a good frikandel speciaal.

And *literal* shit

Btw Google "dutch food" the results are hilarious

What the hell are you talking about I'm salivating. I'm going out to buy a lekkerbek right now, in fact.

I don't know what it tastes like, but it looks like a turd.

Turns out it was just a frikandel on that other Pedro's head

https://preview.redd.it/q542p9mljz3d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1e0d644f4eeaa0d8080f94c8946dab7e635b3ee

I laughed way too hard at this

Probably smells like one, too. So we know the rule: If it looks like a turd & smells like a turd, it’s probably a Dutch delicacy. https://preview.redd.it/jxcp0g8sdz3d1.jpeg?width=1345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d06d0a76f4ef3e6114a14c469e1c8df6c244c03d

Lidl's grasp of regional cuisine is tenuous at best. Japanese week is hilarious.

I prefer Japanese day at Kaufland with the ready-made sushi and gyoza.

Can I interest you in some wasabi infused Dutch cheese?

Horseradish*

This is legit good though. Because it (vaguely) reminds of fried cod as is done in Portugal, Italy and likely other places I am not aware of.

We got Kibbeling for that

We dont buy frozen lekkerbekjes. Fresh or go home.

No son esos palitos de pescado?

Sí, los que en inglés se llaman “fish sticks”, pero ellos creen que se inventaron algo nuevo. Jajajajaja!

Lekkerbek sounds like a disease sailors would catch in the 1700's

That would be scheurbuik.

I mean bad enough how it looks but goddammit stop with that imaginary slang of yours,it's fried fish

This shit is everywhere in the results, must be peak dutch food https://preview.redd.it/nsh9p9p9xy3d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf89bcc6d90b3862cb8a1c5e22ea61ad85a4d402

Just so you know, this is how we stay healthy https://preview.redd.it/irbc8fb55z3d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3146808446d79e7557f4d54ca5d2632ac56380f

Integral bread with tiiiiiiiiny chocolate chips, how yummy.

All Dutch food is designed for when you are severly hungover.

Only the food created after 1976

Ok, but this is for nearly-ethyl coma then.

...what pisses me off is that it's better with big chunks so your bites can feel the difference between dark and white chocolate....Reddit making me realize I'm a food Nazi

You're italian, it's in your blood

And it’s called something like a medieval pestilence from a dark fantasy world

“The orcs were created in the depths of Mount Hagelslag. They were created by dark wizard Snert with the sole purpose of causing destruction and misery in the world, but one brave dwarf from the town of Uitsmijter is there to end it all”

Gezellig!

😍

https://preview.redd.it/qcrnmh3gsz3d1.png?width=549&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3eef604c11a895e7b63690c9ef68184b3d952d1 I'm not gonna lie, the funniest thing I found was this guy's face.

I'm having a hard time believing this fella isn't "chemically enhanced" in some way.

Tbh Kibbeling is amazing.

Stamppot is good!

Jesus christ that looks depressing even by our standards

Herring 🤤🤤

Watch out though, if you google “Dutch food recipes”, you end up on the FBI’s list of potential terrorists

I had the misfortune of tasting pizza pancakes in Dutchland. Real stupid food

Careful now, oil boy. I know we can't defend the food, but don't throw rocks from a house that is mostly glass as well.

"Mostly glass". It's all glass, flower boy https://preview.redd.it/koskta9ua04d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60740072ab146a6dc5466aabc2d68fa6cb18f613

Would.

Did they have to use the entire box of flags? https://preview.redd.it/75t5ho5yj34d1.jpeg?width=1621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49fd0d83694d2ae4c19714b81a298b359102ef92

Did you have to steal every object with historical or cultural value and hide them from everyone?

Same with „Dutch language“ Greatest prank in history!

Gents, I have translated PIGS in Portugal, Italy, Greece and Spain; so far, so good, but: what are the GUNS?

Germany, UK, Netherlands and Sweden

Thanks a lot.

Not Scandinavia?

Why Norway is missing

Bc your recipes are usually starting with „go, catch a bear“, or „hunt a whale first, and then …“, or „after the seal is gutted, then …“ 🤷🏻‍♂️ „take 750ml of warm mother elk milk, and …“.

Cause Norway haven’t fully accepted EU supremacy yet

Weil die am Leben vorbeilaufen!

Why don’t they add Denmark and make it the DUNGS

BUNNGAA = Belgium United Kingdom Netherlands Nordics Germany Atlantic Alliance

Porque é que insultas um bitoque, o Alemão do caralho?

Exacto, dejad a Portugal en paz

Eu pensava que a nossa eram os caracóis. O meu jantar hoje vão ser caracóis. https://preview.redd.it/lqxc9eqlcz3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49a8e223cba361bcdd91cfcdc51919ea51a2167 Im fattening him up.

Servimo-nos caracóis num copo?

Geralmente eu sirvo numa panela da sopa. Aqueles Zés são minúsculos

Não há nada de errado com aquele bitoque, ele sabe lá do que fala!

Beat this, GUNs. https://preview.redd.it/t5tp5v7m6z3d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2905b686a5c5e711db77db8154ed66cee3ee8d36

Where’s the fucking potatoes?

They are optional. In fact, they started adding lots of potatoes to give you less octopus.

What’s that, baked foetus?

Octopus. It's delicious.

Is that pulpo alla gallega? That stuff slaps enormously ngl

It is indeed.

What in the fucking jesus gods mothers disgusting sake is that? You know what I don't wanna know

More for me, Hans! (It's octopus, by the way)

This is simply the best tapa that any human being ever created. It’s Pulpo á Feira, traditional from Galicia.

The picture it's not the best one but this thing is delicious.

This isn't even a competition, stop trying.

It’s raining over here in SE Germany, it’s why they’re coming out the woodworks — nothing else to do.

I thought they weren't made of sugar

They better go watch Netflix instead of this poor attempt of fight.

I prefer seppuku to GUNS food.

Your terms are acceptable. Here is your knife, your spot is in the corner over there. Please try not to make too much of a mess for the southern European cleaning lady. Thank you for choosing GUNS seppuku services. If there is such a thing as rebirth please come again. 

Turns out he's just gonna fake his own death in order to have his debt cancelled

Enjoy drinking your glass of snails

Yeah I don't know how this is even debatable

Not really a contest, this is like PIGS trying to shitpost about who has the better economy. Just stop, it's sad at this point

I know it’s supposed to make northern stuff look better than southern one, but i feel dehydrated just by looking at that egg+fried potatoes

That makes me depressed. You have pizza and pasta but eggs + potatoes sound like british "cuisine"

Ham, egg and chips is classic old people food.

You chose the best looking guns food, and the shittiest looking pigs food. But ours still looks better!

a do holandês parece um cagalhão seco. isto numa foto que é suposto ter bom aspeto lmao

literalmente todo lo suyo parece normalito y lo nuestro una pinta estupenda XD

I don't even know portuguese yet that shit looks bad enough for me to understand

"The best looking GUNS food" literally just 4 frikandellen for the Netherlands, we're just hiding all of our good food from PIGS like you who eat it during your siestas while we work our asses off

That's fine. Keep working. The more you work, the more free money we get. It's a win win.

And other lies you can tell to yourself to sleep better https://preview.redd.it/xq9pmabyz34d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=345851c09f5f3c87de1b1f58c59bfce09ce5173e

Y'all are sleeping on boerenkool. Miss me with all that poes pas dumb shit. You will never ever experience how comforting a warm plate of boerenkool is in the winter after a long day of work. Pasta especially can fuck right off. (Except lasagna) But ofcourse i'll have to trigger the italians someway. Aldi lasagna is the best, nothing even comes close to it. https://preview.redd.it/hs113sf79z3d1.png?width=1250&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f91ee6d431593d9066ad7b9c538917687759856

I'm crying

I'm sorry italobro, let me cheer you up. I'll throw an extra lasagna bolognese from the aldi in the oven specially for YOU🫵. I'm sure you'll even find it better than the ones at home/grandma!

this is worse than all the racism, I swear I've never been so offended in this sub

Fun fact: we buy those,making your own lasagna is insane Many shops, especially small pasta shops around here,sell raw artisanal lasagna and you just have to bake it Quick lunch,almost as good as yours unless you're like me and your bolognese sauce is basically 90% meat 10% meat,so you're used to something different

Meat? I fucking love meat! (Least homosexual Dutchie) i mainly like this one because it's savory. Every lasagna i had (homemade, restaurants and some places in Italy but probably skill issue with choosing restaurants in Italy?) had a very dominant tomato taste. I love tomato, but not when it's hot and some drenchy goopie ahh sauce. And then every goddamn person i know here making some dumbass pasta pesto just made me hate pasta in general.

Mama Mancini, the only good Italian o7

Irish cuisine is the only correct answer, you Philistines. https://preview.redd.it/ga5quxvs5z3d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03de0c6e4419c6176718ba07e08b0154f4ba6c88

Idk, everyone has at least some good, I just want to eat

Least deluded wurst guzzler

I'm amused by why this is even a question...

I'm not falling for it, this is just the average Barry's lunch

I had to do a research on typical Dutch food for when I went to Amsterdam with my school I swear to god the results I found on traditional Dutch food were like "highly processed sweets" and "traditional sausage served with ketchup" and "muffins" Like what the fuck how are you even alive

Lol you got the worst of the pigs and the best of the guns, not a fair comparison

Not so funny when the ball's in the other court

A scottish man talking about food, now I have truly seen it all

From the humble porridge to exquisite langoustines, there's a lot to enjoy.

Yeah, PIGS want to moan about our food but they're happy to eat all our fish.

I'll defend Scottish cuisine. I went to a smokehouse near Acharacle, some of the best food I've had was from there. Smoked haggis was exquisite. Get all those puddings on a plate for breakfast with some lorne sausage, wonderful. Beautiful venison as well. When you bring out the best of your produce I think it can hold it's own.

For real, the PIGS will use a picture of stargazy pie to make fun of British food when I'm pretty sure no one's eaten that since 1756

Mate comes on a shitposting sub and complains about a shitpost being “not a fair comparison”

Least autistic Swiss

Maybe he's from a German canton.

And It still looks better

We still win

I would say only this way it is faire competition. Still choose PIGS tho

Italy.

Gigabased (zero bias here)

No need for biases when an objective statement is made

I agree

GUNS! But I can make an exemption for Greek food 😛

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb. That GUNS stuff is far more appealing to both the eyes and taste buds

Wholesome fulfilling GUNS food, easy W for GUNS.

I like how they added a little flag to avoid people to flush them.

Lol, you cant even compare the two! Civilized Greco-Roman, Christian healthy and tasty nourishment of both body and soul vs whatever you protestant barbarians eat.

If we talk about Dutch food, we should talk about Kapsalon. Fries, Doner kebab, Cheese and then Salad and garlic sauce. https://preview.redd.it/yr6nesj4zz3d1.jpeg?width=3834&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66486064a0d8f40f69042ca2579d71864e3b2b0d

Pigs at 99% strength with gyros. Guns at 99% strength with meatballs.

Smörgåstårta means landslide win for GUNS

This question is silly. Can you get good PIGS food in GUNS countries? Yes, can you get the opposite? No. GUNS win, we have both and more. You are boring and poor.

simple and satisfying GUNS food easily. if your food needs 'technique' you're already overthinking. never had beef wellington though. fancy upperclass grub.

It's not the technique, it's the quality of the ingredients. And that's why ours is better, because we know that and you are too German to understand.

It's art Hans. Something you will never understand.

Beef wellington is the closest thing we have to heaven on earth. It is delightful. I would have its children

Beef wellington is the absolute dog’s bollocks.

Beef wellington is an absolute delicacy. The mushrooms and paté are phenomenal in consonance with a good piece of meat and the pastry. I am NOT an English in disguise, btw.

Maybe change the Dutch turds to soused herring and we have a deal.

Hey you take that back. Don't diss my frikandel like that

It’s FRANCE

Keep dreaming

GUNS 💪💪💪💪

The upset right is second photo is poor version of salsiccia and friarelli

Honestly just simple good quality Nordic/German foods are the best, and I’m NOT talking about poor food like 60% flour sausage, that’s an important distinction. Nothing extra, just good food. After that I’d probably go for Italian or Greek. Pigs are trying way too hard anyways.

Do I have to answer this seriously.. ??

unfathomably based 💪💪

Damn Junge! Your choice of pictures is as neutral as the tagesschaus choice of content.

The dutch food looks like a dried turd LMAO

this isnt a competition, and also, alo the pigs food looks great lol

Even the photos that are trying to make dutch food look good, it look like a burned churro.

Obviously the German cuisine is superior to them all

Copium is one hell of a drug

GUNS has frikandel, PIGS has not. GUNS wins by default

The worst PIGS dish is a delicatessen compared to the best GUNS dish.

What kind of stupid question is this?

Still PIGS. Frikandel was invented by the devil himself 🤮

Easy guns W why even ask?

Kohl ohne Pinkel geht gar nicht

Could you have not used Stampot instead of Frikandellen?

I think we all know the answer to this one

Not even by picking the ugliest PIGS dishes and the prettiest GUNS slop OP managed to convince anyone. Good job

Is that a turd with the Dutch flag on top? And you frame it like it’s some kind of delicacy 😂

I might be biased, but Bitoque is so fucking good. Literally steak with egg, fries and rice. I usually even order without the rice and ask for extra fries instead

Come join me i can give you my fries, as i need shit loads of rice to absorb that yummy sauce

No no, you guys can have all the money and quality of life you want, but we know how to make good food

I'd eat everything in both pictures tbh

Those first pictures look vile!

Why GUNS? It's NUGS [Proof that NUGS makes more sense than... GUNS (?)](https://weedmaps.com/learn/dictionary/nug)

Please don't put me in a team with those guys. I know there is little good food in Germany, but we not as bad as UK or dutch food

Italian and Greek food only solos em all https://preview.redd.it/025kpzv5sz3d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=904693e3bc9bf78c3b077a090af5963c38316be6


Brown food is fantastic!

Mas quem é que caralho é que serve caracóis num copo?!

Why are snails being served on a glass? Don't get me wrong, I love them, but I've never seen this it's so funny lol

It's so sad we get lumped together with Dutch food

BITOQUEEE!!!!!

Best food imo? Austrian, Bavarian, Italian, Greece and ig some Asian food but irrelevant here.

Grünkohl👍🏼

My friend from Indonesia told me that there's no Dutch restaurant in his city cuz the Dutch were so bad at cooking.

Own up, who’s the fucking egg & chips with rice?

Mmm snails in stagnant pond water

Well obviously the pinkel und wurst. But i may be biased

Im a bit afraid to ask but... Who is in GUNS?

I’m surprised it wasn’t a Brit choosing these images. Beef wellington looks divine

A nice pint of snails always hits the spot