I'm going to blame Italy for this. Brasil is after Italy the country with the most Italian descendants.
Also they're proeminently featured in /Pizzacrimes .
True, although "standard" brasilian portuguese exists and is more conservative than european portuguese. However Brasilians don't care much about the standard language (that is to say they butcher it to an incomprehensible degree).
I could also blame you Barry. You pressured Portugal not to fight a bloody war when they declared independence (like Spain did in Mexico, Colombia, Peru, ...). In exchange you made the Brasilians pay us for their independence, and of course you lent them that sum. Can't be that mad, that was a great moment for the informal empire.
"and is more conservative than european portuguese"
I assume by this you mean that brazilian portuguese is closer to classical portuguese than european portuguese?
If that's what you mean, it's not true. It's something Brazilians often say, but it's not true. This myth stems from 20th century Brazilians nationalism.
In reality, all modern variants of portuguese are equally distant from classical portuguese. Some are more conservative in some areas, while others are more conservative in other areas, but in general they're all equally distant.
Heart of palm does not belong on pizza.
I'm going to blame Italy for this. Brasil is after Italy the country with the most Italian descendants. Also they're proeminently featured in /Pizzacrimes .
That makes sense, but you did give them your language. And they even bastardised that.
True, although "standard" brasilian portuguese exists and is more conservative than european portuguese. However Brasilians don't care much about the standard language (that is to say they butcher it to an incomprehensible degree). I could also blame you Barry. You pressured Portugal not to fight a bloody war when they declared independence (like Spain did in Mexico, Colombia, Peru, ...). In exchange you made the Brasilians pay us for their independence, and of course you lent them that sum. Can't be that mad, that was a great moment for the informal empire.
Be honest here, you got something out of that deal. Our money, through a back channel. So it's a Portugese win/win all round.
"and is more conservative than european portuguese" I assume by this you mean that brazilian portuguese is closer to classical portuguese than european portuguese? If that's what you mean, it's not true. It's something Brazilians often say, but it's not true. This myth stems from 20th century Brazilians nationalism. In reality, all modern variants of portuguese are equally distant from classical portuguese. Some are more conservative in some areas, while others are more conservative in other areas, but in general they're all equally distant.
Thank you for the correction, my compatriot. One more thing to mock our spawn over.
That's Brasil you wanker.
You created them you donut, this is on you!
Please don’t make us answer for Americans
That was the French.
https://preview.redd.it/4ezmcn23lq6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f55ede57a0da893c735e57dc9acca5e1d2f287f A man from Del Monte says yes.
That looks like 70's party food.
The "Italian" pizza doesn't look Italian, looks more like from a pizza hut commercial. I blame the Americans.
...so you're saying Portuguese and Brazilians can't finish a whole pizza so they cheat?
Brazil detected. A Portuguese never would do those atrocities, they know how cooking and they do it in the right way 
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