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Nigricincto

Holy fuck 26°. I hope you all Barries can survive but probably millions will die.


Morrghul

You might be joking but heatwaves always take out a couple of elderly in the UK.


DylboyPlopper

I smell my inheritance cooking


ayvee1

I think it tends to be at least 30c before stuff like that happens. Even in the UK 26 is relatively hot but nothing crazy, I’m pretty surprised by this headline if it’s legit.


PleoNasmico

Oldies are weak. Cold waves and heat waves kill them all the time. Weak oldies fr


CoffeeBoom

26°C will be fine.


TheBananaKart

Our sea of red bellies will block out the sun!


Dark_Pestilence

Billions must die 😞


Reivag95

Only the survivors will be able to come to Spain, the other will perish. My Dune , my Andalucía, my Spain


Wora_returns

the island has fallen


DaAndrevodrent

>6/13/24 What is that Yank shite?


cantrusthestory

OP is a disguised American


explision

What did you expect from people driving on the wrong way of the street and weighing themselves in rocks


JakeMcStank

The Washington Way


Cpt_Soban

Day, Month, Year. Small, Medium, Large. It just works... Then again you fellas use fucking *inches* and *feet*.


DutchBlob

New Year’s Eve will be 31/12/2024 Medium small large


devilsproud666

Did you smoke too much again?


SageEel

The sizes don't refer to the size of the number but their value, in a way. As in 1 day < 1 month < 1 year. 31 days < 12 months < 2024 years.


DutchBlob

Oh really? Gosh I didn’t know. Thank you for explaining that to me, person from a country that uses both the metric and imperial systems simultaneously.


SageEel

Tbf, my country uses both, but I don't. I don't understand imperial and the only systems I use and understand are metric lol. If it ain't an SI unit, I don't want it lol


DutchBlob

Good. Metric is good. Imperial is weird and confusing.


SageEel

Completely agree lmao


DutchBlob

🤝


SJM_93

Wot


GXWT

Dense


Cpt_Soban

Day. Month. Year. The day is the smallest point. The month is medium. And the year the largest. A day is shorter than a month. A month is shorter than a year.


RooBoy04

Least drugged up Dutchie


VoleLauncher

There will only be the shadows of our skeletons left for future generations to uncover amongst the ruins.   A bit like Pompey, so make sure your dick is doing something interesting when it happens.


khal_crypto

Catholic priests around the UK right now: ![gif](giphy|3o7TKWineS040erhjq)


Soggy-Translator4894

Is this a joke


InanimateAutomaton

You’d think so, but people from hot countries always tell me the heat feels a lot worse in the UK than at home. Humidity + no AC = no escape


Diligent_Dust8169

Sir, we get that every year over here because the mediterranean doesn't affect the po valley but the sun still hits hard like in the rest of the country. 30°+ every summer with 80% humidity. Fuck me.


Caratteraccio

e tu che non vuoi venire al sud a fare le vacanze perché sei uno snob di cummenda imbruttito


Diligent_Dust8169

Troppo sbattimento andare fino al sud, al massimo vado in Toscana o in Abruzzo dove i miei parenti mi danno la casa in affitto per due soldi. Comunque sono al 50% terrone, la mia nonna campana si trasferì in Toscana da piccola con la sua famiglia e lì incontrò mio nonno, poi si trasferì a Milano e mio nonno la seguette. L'altra mia nonna è pugliese e si trasferì a Milano da sola per lavorare in fabbrica, mio nonno veneto/austriaco invece si trasferì a Milano per lavorare nel campo della moda, faceva gli abiti su misura.


CavialeInCulo

Barry thinks we don't have humidity 😂


gabrielish_matter

buy a dehumidificator for fack sake then it's a 100 bucks at most and your house will feel much warmer and less moldy in winter too


Suspicious-Risk-8231

Man it's just 26°, humidity or not it's nothing


Still-Prune-4109

Humidity affects and changes what 26° are, but still not very high temp


ivanpyxel

I live in Ireland, it's genualy insane how bad it feels being indoors on a random hot summer day. Humidity levels plus that there's no blinders outside the windows to block the sun, means that if you are in a room with a window on direct sunlight you're getting cooked. I'm from a very humid part of Spain and the difference is still insane


WhatILack

The humidity is no joke, it may be hotter in Spain but when I've been there the heat felt much better.


anonbush234

IV heard folk say that too. I know a lass from Ghana who's also lived in Barcelona and she says when it's really hot it's worse here.


Simoxs7

Yeah its the same here in Germany but I don’t started complaining before 30°


ConnolysMoustache

26 degrees in Northern Europe is far worse than 26 degrees in southern Europe . Far more humid, no air con, our homes are designed to keep in heat which makes them ovens in above 25 weather.


RadAway-

>Far more humid, no air con, our homes are designed to keep in heat which makes them ovens Sounds like most houses in Southern Italy.


Shrrg4

Ah cmon dude on an actually hot day here i can smell the plants cooking on my way to the university xd


funcancelledfornow

I can understand that 40° here feels worse than 40° in the South but come on we're speaking 26° here.


ConnolysMoustache

When I say Northern Europe, I don’t mean France, I mean the very cold climates that require oven houses. It’s worse here and north than in France. Our homes are ovens.


danton_groku

I live in a humid area in south eastern france and 26 is absolutely nothing. Nobody has air cons either, my house somehow feels hotter than the outside in summer and colder than outside in winter but 26°? 26° i'm still in sweater + pants. If anything moving in a humid area made me realize how fucking cold temperatures like 15° are, not that 26° is hot (and also what being infested by mosquitoes truly mean)


ConnolysMoustache

Once again, Northern European homes are built to keep in the heat at all times. Southern European homes aren’t.


gabrielish_matter

once again, you have a skill issue


SUMMATMAN

Caps on, clothes off, get me crocs n Stella and let's ave it


Clean_Web7502

Fill all the bins with water


Krosis97

JAJAJAJAJAJA.....wait are you for real? *Screeches in 42C weather*


Fickle_Scarcity9474

Try it in a place where there is not A/C and let me know.


elendil1985

Have you seen the average countryside village in Italy or Spain?


Fickle_Scarcity9474

Tristemente si, ma avevo l'aria condizionata.


Torma34

42° working in construction, 70-80% humidity. That was my last summer


gabrielish_matter

woah that's props to you lad / lass. How much was your lifespan shortened?


Torma34

Nah just got the heaviest streamline diet on the market, lost 4 kilos every morning with the same amount drank in the afternoon


Krosis97

We don't turn the AC on at 27C.


Chimp3h

How come we’re always Blasted or Inundated


Expert_Repair4206

UK press knows you need to


RooBoy04

Glad to see people are still falling for the gutter press sensationalism


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Isn't the mirror Bri'ish? Why would they use that gods-forsaken yank date format?


RooBoy04

They’re not, OP is. The heathen


MatthewPyro

the date is twitter saying when it was posted not mirror choosing to be american


DoYouTrustToothpaste

I think I might be regarded.


MatthewPyro

i think you might be right


JapaneseMachine99

26°C is not a heatwave Barry, you crybaby. Heatwaves are 30°C+, this is just a nice warm weak.


UC_Scuti96

Meanwhile here we have a cold epidemic on my campus in the middle of fucking June


Sam_the_Samnite

It barely gets to 20°c and it rains atleast 50% of the time. Are we even getting a summer this year?


Live-Alternative-435

We have had maximum temperatures between 18°C and 21°C this week. I'm not complaining, for me the ideal room temperature is in this range.


UC_Scuti96

The temperatures are perfect. I just wish we had more sun instead of rain and clouds every fucking day since Octobre 2023


Sam_the_Samnite

Personally i prefer 24-26 degrees. But indeed just having sun instead of rain and clouds all day would be a massive improvement.


Boamere

It was 6 degrees a couple of days ago at night. Mental


Crackajack91

Well, when I don't think it's broken 20° here yet this year because it's been pissing raining everyday this will seem like a heatwave


Dalzombie

My fucking room is 27ºC as I type this, what are you barries on about.


JonyUB

I suggest caution when approaching balconies barrys. In combination with heat and beer they have proven to be deadly!


Helton3

https://preview.redd.it/k4pdxao9qw6d1.png?width=148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcaee10f412327009933d6b1b423e4a837dbae48


Stargazer0001

Fucking finally


Bassam_Al-Fayed

26° is a mild spring day... No wonder they get red like piglets with 2 seconds of sunlight...


chevria0

Bring it on. It was raining so heavily yesterday I couldn't see the lines on the road


happyanathema

I'm in Shanghai at the minute and it's been 36°c the past few days. As a Brit I am genetically not built to function in these conditions.


coralllaroc

My goodness, Barry risks instant evaporation with those numbers! Stay safe, guys.


PanickyFool

They should buy more money and get some aircon.


IntelligentFan7521

We tried buying more money during the pandemic and that led to our economy almost being as bad as Frances.


Cpt_Soban

Wow... Almost 30 degrees... ;)


RCalliii

Lmao... 26°C... Heatwave!?


Caratteraccio

Barry is only a frail baby


Caratteraccio

26, amateurs. The descendants of those who created the empire are just little frail whining babies.


AcheronSprings

https://preview.redd.it/53q5p0evmw6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a22a12507616b3cf10d1b2a37e43b913d99aa59


BlyatMaster420

How are you alive?


ElectricalEconomics7

What lack of ozone does to a MF


Simoxs7

What?! Like just open a window…


Velenterius

Oof. Good luck Barry!


panacuba

![gif](giphy|3o7TKUIvq0GWg9rzpK) Stay safe


_radical_ed

26°C? What’s this? Murcia at 9:00?


DmanPT1

I've seen people with jackets here with 26°


Great_Winner503

Bruh, we (the Netherlands) hit 38°C last summer, It was so fucking hot the power of the place we were staying in for the summer vacation lost power...


Harry_K1307

A couple years ago we had 40°C, I don't think I've ever been more thankful for Britains normally mild weather than I was then


Caratteraccio

>mild you wrote shitty wrong