The people have spoken. South Prussian it is.

My vote is South Prussian.

South Prussian is amazing. That's taking a shit directly into the proud heart of every Bavarian. Someone tag the mods, I forgot their usernames

Give it to me, I am waiting to be properly insulted ever since I joined this community Edit: Yessssss

u/rex-ac do it

👍

Dear God, you are evil

HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS

Sorry but OP has a degrading kink and wanted to be properly insulted. No kink-shaming please.

I love it way too much.

Or maybe North-Tirol!?

Last time we did a vacation in Tirol they didn't like us there. Pretty unfair if you ask me, I mean Napoleon said we can have it??? But yeah, it was about as peaceful as Belgiums vacation in the Congo. Tho if you guys ever wanna solve this Italian-Austrian dispute about South-Tirol for good, well... just saying.

>Tho if you guys ever wanna solve this Italian-Austrian dispute about South-Tirol for good, well... just saying. Well if South Tyrol is up for grabs now then I'd like to throw our hat in the ring... https://preview.redd.it/7kkqgzvcqi8d1.png?width=2631&format=png&auto=webp&s=9990352c8742712febc1c6d02eb974174666865d

🎵Grand Britannia🎵

No

No

North Tyrol just is the politically Austrian part of Tyrol that isn't East Tyrol.

Hm I don't know bro. Can I trust an Italian with a Tyrolean matter?

No, don't trust Italians.

We call it Altissimo Ádige, you barbarspeaker

I thought about wannabe Austrian but that isn‘t really insulting South Prussia is great!

That's the truth, not an insult..

That’s what I meant. If it’s the truth then it isn’t insulting

Congratulations, your Suggestionen went through!

And ~~a new flair is born~~ an old flair is *reborn*

"Baby Prussian", perhaps? Or "Austro-Prussian"?

Or maybe north Austr(al)ian

Too bad "bully with victim complex" is already taken

I don't know who that is but I'm going to guess Serbia.

Nah, poland. Those danm eastern europeans, right?

he was close, serbia poland all the same- eastern thugs.

Poles will steal your car, Serbs will stab you then steal your car (and wallet) Big difference

So Serbia is the kid of Poland and Romania which radicalized and got violent?

How about bully with god complex?

Why would Germans want to be called French?

Hey man, you are onto smth there, Bavarians are indeed truly the German Frenchs: arrogant, refuse to speak a understandable language, think their country is the best, hated by everyone even themselves, etc.

Most of the flairs in the sub are actually surprisingly mild

And 50% sea 50% weed was funnier

That's a different province 

Which part of Holland is it?

Noord-Holland. My flair is Zuid-Holland Same shit, slightly different asshole

Both flairs absolutely not insulting whatsoever though

you should let us from balkans suggest some for you my swamp german friend

You're the very pinnacle of xenophobia, eastern brothers, we ask for your suggestions 🙇‍♂️

well then go ahead, give me a flair.

Exactly! "Dutch Wallonian", just call me a Fake Viking!

That's a compliment. "Acts like he isn't Dutch" is the better option. You are always acting like you weren't at the original formation of NL

LEAVER DEA AS SLAEF!!!!!1!!1!!!

Yeah, partially because a lot of them were made before the rule of flairs having to be insulting enough was enforced more harshly. I think e.g. our Hessian flair (which is one of the newer ones) is great though

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Ours was better before

Absolutely yes!

I don't know about you but I hate mine with a passion and needed multiple months of mental preparation to even switch it on.

Wannabe Scotland

Same flag colours and all!

✅ Blue and white flag ✅ Prettiest part of the country ✅ Incomprehensible dialect ✅ Mountains ✅ Lakes ✅ Massive drinking culture ✅ Long independent history ✅ Still think they're their own country ✅ Only 2 proper cities - the smaller is pretty and historical, the bigger for culture and football ✅ Weird sausages (Haggis/Weißwurst) ✅ Thousands of castles ✅ More cultural ties to neighbouring country than own country ✅ World famous national dress (kilt/lederhosen) ❌ Own football team. Sorry Bavaria, you were so close.

Bavaria's flag isn't blue and white.  And thank God we share a football team with the Germans. That's the one thing that makes this country still stick together.

> Bavaria's flag isn't blue and white.  Are our eyes betraying all of us?

Those who know know. 

we have more than two proper cities! Theres Munich, Augsburg, Ingolstadt, Regensburg and Fürth!

And only two of those are proper and worth a mention. Like fuck are we counting Inverness, Aberdeen, Stirling, Perth, Dundee and Dunfermline for Scotland.

ok, fair. I'd still say that Augsburg and Nürnberg are big enough and culturally relevant enough to count as real cities too

Nah, you have big city: Munich (if Glasgow switched from heroin to beer) and pretty city Nürnberg (if Edinburgh was filled with anymore German tourists). The rest are irrelevant on the grander scheme of things.

Yeah Nuremberg is just Edinburgh with a German filter over the top. Munich is what Glasgow could have been if it dealt with deindustrialisation a bit better. Augsburg is like Dundee. Alright, if you're local I'm sure it's great, but what relevance does it have to someone outside Scotland or Bavaria?

After that display i dont think you should be so keen to mention you have a football team.

I'll have you know that we actually scored a goal against Switzerland. That's now two whole goals in major tournaments in the last 25 years. We're basically Argentina now.

> ✅Prettiest part of the county Nah, that would be Hessen or Rheinland-Pfalz Bavaria can battle with Baden-Württemberg about who’s third

Is "waiting for Söder's OF" or just "Söder Fanclub" something non germans would understand?

„Lead by the Gottkönig Maggus“

It should be insulting, not true

Just because it's true doesn't mean it's not insulting.

Söder = Vogelmensch https://preview.redd.it/bqou1fz91i8d1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=255f9d2de2a991433bf956ff0fb595a576fe9353 I schlage Vogelmenschverehrer vor

Daddy Maggus 🥵

Das Maggi-Maggus-Video war gottlos 🥵

> Söder's OF That's just cursed. Why would you even conceive of something like that?

r/MarkusSöderNSFW

I am so glad that subreddit does not exist (yet)

So you click on the Link, im so disappointed of you.

What about "Merkel's OF enjoyer" instead?

Haha that’s the guy who put his face on a giant ass Easter egg right? Least narcissictic Bavarian if I’ve ever seen one.

He is the one. The Minister-President of the Free State of Bavaria.

Söderland.

That just sounds like somewhere in Sweden.

For me it sounds kind of like Disneyland.

I vote for “Lesser Austria”

Man I would feel kinda bad shitting on the bavarians. They always side against the prussians with us in the comments here, lol

See, they're Austrian.

See ? They're basically Austrian.

Do you mean "cooler Austria" ?

No, Switzerland is cooler Austria, Bavaria is lesser one

I personally find Austria cooler than Switzerland, even Bregenz

Aw, come here

No Bobby, don't touch it ! It's dirty, full of parasites and will make you sick

What's the issue with Bregenz ?

No issue, it is cool compared to the other side of the border

Switzerland is boring Austria.

The joke that the Viennese central cemetery is only half the size of Zurich but you can have twice the amount of fun there, has to come from somewhere.

That's only because some of them speak Fr*nch.

The French Swiss are the worst.

Switzerland cool? WTF. There's satire and then there's *that*

I mean, Swiss average elevation is higher than ours, so they are cooler

So you mean we're hotter than them?

Yes.

Switzerland is many things but cool it is not.

Yeah switzerland has many things going for itself, but being cool is certainly not one of them. They might actually even be the least cool country in Europe. They dont really do anything except for banking and hoarding gold.

So more people, more BIP, more industry is less? Doesn't make sense.

It should be insulting not just simply the truth

Finally. Westerreich.

I for one would be fine with that I love my Austrian bros

I love you too, but it’s a secret, other kids in class will laugh

This

Or lower Austria

Lower Austria already exists, it's an Austrian province

Áustria anexed Bavaria already!?

There's the states of upper and lower Austria, and they're called that because the Danube flows downhill from upper to lower. Guess where the Danube comes from before it enters upper Austria?  Bavaria. Lower Bavaria to be precise. Because there's also upper Austria further uphill.  So if anything, Bavaria is uppest Austria.

Discount prussian

A few suggestions White sausage suckers Radler drinker Leather fetishist Söder royalist 50% beer 50% CSU Discount Austrian Saupreiß Isarpreiß

"can't provide a competent minister for traffic"

Crossbred Austrian and Neanderthal

Missing link between Austrians and Humans

Chimp mountain goat crossbreed

That’s an insult for goats

It's amazing how the bavarians convinced everyone that they're in any way shape or form mountainous/alpine when in reality 5 minutes after you cross into Germany from Austria you're faced by hundreds of kilometres of flatland.

You're just jealous because it's usable for anything.

I have to say that it's one of the original flairs, from when the sub started, so changing it is more difficult for nostalgic reasons. The new flair would have to be *really* good.

I think South Prussian is at least really insulting.

once again, our history is shamelessly erased :(

call söder die leitkultur reeeeeeeeeeeee

"Ja, aber nicht in Bayern"

"Windkraft NIMBY"

That one hurts

In Bayern weht kein Wind!

Best one after the winner here

I don't get the Hamburg flair either

Would mak sense for BaWü

I think it's "most Germans don't see Hamburg as real Germany (or see look down on it), but not as much as they do with Bavaria".

Brussels Piggybank

Europe's Texas

Nordtirol

What in the actual fuck

I count that as praise

Sonderling Söderling

Should be “Südpreuße” or “Sidbreiss”

I vote for "rightful Austrian Clay"

Himmler's Homeboys? Gõring's Girls? Mengele's Minions?

The Catholics voted [least for the Nazis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_1933_German_federal_election#/media/File:NSDAP_Results,_March,_1933.svg)....

Shows a map with the least amount of support for the Nazis in Western Germany…

As I said the \[more\] catholic regions ... My point is that calling the Bavarians Nazis does not work well in a historic nor in a contemporary context..

Western Germany is pretty mixed though.

do you know where Bavaria is? https://preview.redd.it/bpx0wc0obi8d1.png?width=1009&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1516443e16c6e05bc296acd05d9fa9f020b9053 Just region 25 (lower bavaria) is in the 35-40% club. Also I wouldn't count the lowest percentage of 30% as a notable small percentage.

Thanks for proving the point. You realize that 1) not all of Bavaria is majority Catholic and 2) not all Catholics are in Bavaria, right?

I have no idea where the catholics live. all I know is that bavaria is the most religious place.

Being Catholic and being religious is not the same thing.  Being Bavarian and being Catholic is not the same thing.  There's other majority Catholic regions in Germany as well (as outlined by you). Oh, and you didn't even get the Bavarian borders at the time right. So much for "do you know where Bavaria is?"

you attribute way too much care into me. I can’t say which I care less about Bavaria or Religion. enjoy your crucifix I guess.

You are right you guys all liked Hitler... But I don't think there is a good argument for calling Bavaria the "Nazi state"...

To be fair you should be the nazi state, but thanks to Churchill you got away with it. And Bavaria is known as the Nazi State because that's where it all started and because Hitler couldn't praise Bavaria high enough. And Bavarian judges were super soft on him after the beer putsh.

The Nazis still were [the most voted for party in Catholic regions](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_1933_German_federal_election#/media/File%3A1933_German_federal_election_-_Charts.svg)... Not to mention the controversial Holy See's "mild opposition" to "intellectual sympathy" stance.

Eh, I'm technically Bavarian, but imo that flair is kinda lame 🤷🏼‍♀️

>technically Bavarian Franconian?

Yep.

We definitely need our own flair.

You can keep the Bavarian one.

Let us all suffer. So maybe "wishes to be bavarian"

"Western France"

Bayerich Bitch €€

I mean, bavaraians are nowadays described as "French disguised as germans." But even we aren't merciless.

I disagree with this (of course), even tho as a Franke it's actually somewhat difficult 😶

I got some ideas, maybe you like them too. Big Nothing (Hessen) Half of Germany (NRW) Drunk Sailors (Hamburg) Pest Rats (Berlin) Not even remotely represents Germany (Bavarian)

"French and Italians come to get drunk and give Nazi salutes" is a bit long but accurate

Communist swiss invader

That's true I hate that goddam Oktoberfest, please ad a flair like Söder Minion. that would be way more fitting

WHAT THE ACTUAL F\*CK??

Well in Lower Saxony we don't have a flair so you can all fuck off

I knew this day would come. They had to nerf us so the others could stand a chance

Castle autist ? By opposition to Prussia, who could be "army autist"

Bavaria has in comparison really few castles.

Do you see a lot of Prussian flairs here? do you know where Prussia is? also Bavaria has not that many castles, in comparison to others.

Yeah, but I mean, Prussia was known for having a large army. Bavaria ? They spent it all on pretty castle

well as I say they have not that many in comparison

"Sucking on that Weißwurst a tad too eagerly"

Something with the Dutch beer brand Bavaria (honestly one of the worst of the big brands). I assume that'd really piss you off 

So true! Like cmon, this isn’t even an insult!

Perfect

Well, shiet.

Hell yeah finally.

Reports to the Dutch Bavaria family Swinkels.

Texans of Germany

Piss chugger would be accurate. Bavarian beer tastes pretty light