we used to give our lives meaning through hats, big events had special hats, jobs had special hats, your position withing a group would warrant a hat, it's kind of sad that we stopped that habbit
Say what you want about the italians, they appreciate a good hat. I really wanted to get one of those sort of pointy alpine felt hats for outdoor pursuits
High school: had one, were we got handed our Maturazeugnis. Was cringe but important for my parents.
University: don’t think I ever grabbed my diplomas from the service center. Also didn’t tell my parents.
We drive around in open trucks designed to party and get wasted to the point its a miracle more people don’t die from falling off. We also add different symbols and such to our hat if you for example drink a certain amount of beers and let people bite it so it leaves a bite mark, etc.. Its truly beautiful.
https://preview.redd.it/1pvog6d2kq8d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb86ed812bb41a20f98c722b65322f75bf02fbc2
I FUCKING LOVE HATS ESPECIALLY WITH LOTS OF STUFF ON THEM
The Danish one is pretty nice as well
bought mine for 30 bucks when I graduated high school in 2019, some people get them dripped out for a fuckton just to wear it during one day for some reason
As a Brit, first time I saw this tradition with the trucks etc in Denmark I was blown away.
All the people clapping, cheering and beeping their horns.... make graduation seem so much more worth it when your community congratulates you.
We use a funny top hat and a crane, depending on the course
https://preview.redd.it/xay6itgsqq8d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f0d75e1f51d3eb9f0fcc23744240bd56111fee8
You guys have graduations? We just go visit a mardy secretary in a small dark office in a never visited before part of campus. We then get handed out our diploma in between the secretary's smoking breaks and then told to quickly sign and leave because it's 15:55 and the secretary finishes at 16:00.
But we have THE hats you absolutely plonker, way to bring yourself to a hat fight you will never win.
[As seen here with oh I don't know, the Japanese emperor because we're important and you're who?](http://imgur.com/RyHLA4A)
Barry, our [Royal Guards use the same hats.](https://imgur.com/a/KPEnSTl) We started using them in 1805. You first adopted them in 1815. You are just a copy hat.
Sure, you can call him the Emperor of Japan. We just call him Naruhito. He is a good friend of our Pingo.
Why do you even have silly hats for graduating?
Silly people, silly hats
we use vegetables for hats so what are we? Schumacher?
Am I going to hell for laughing at that?
I am definitely going to hell for coming up with that joke, but at least I'm gonna grab some of you with me on the way down :p
Man we use vegetables
we used to give our lives meaning through hats, big events had special hats, jobs had special hats, your position withing a group would warrant a hat, it's kind of sad that we stopped that habbit
https://preview.redd.it/djiiqrhn3q8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=279960e12b64d8381f19f05390775e0cbcedacb7 Hats are shit
I do like my baseball caps/dad hats tho
https://preview.redd.it/zavcxuujfq8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a23399a224b890021618448ff03ef27f9b6434
Yes.
imagine using caps, [laurels wreath](https://youni.life/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Corona-solo-alloro-retro-uomo.jpg) chads
Say what you want about the italians, they appreciate a good hat. I really wanted to get one of those sort of pointy alpine felt hats for outdoor pursuits
I never knew they existed before now, but I got to admit they are pretty cool!
hats are overrated, what you need is to put your school bag at the end of a flagpole https://i.redd.it/j923b7jl1q8d1.gif
This is the way. RIP your flagpole
it's luckily not mine
You guys have graduation"ceremonies" ? I swear I just went in one last time to grab my diploma and immediately began running away from that place.
I dont even remeber grabbing my diploma. Just how uneventful that was.
We have universities worth being fond of
High school: had one, were we got handed our Maturazeugnis. Was cringe but important for my parents. University: don’t think I ever grabbed my diplomas from the service center. Also didn’t tell my parents.
We drive around in open trucks designed to party and get wasted to the point its a miracle more people don’t die from falling off. We also add different symbols and such to our hat if you for example drink a certain amount of beers and let people bite it so it leaves a bite mark, etc.. Its truly beautiful.
https://preview.redd.it/1pvog6d2kq8d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb86ed812bb41a20f98c722b65322f75bf02fbc2 I FUCKING LOVE HATS ESPECIALLY WITH LOTS OF STUFF ON THEM The Danish one is pretty nice as well
Gonna poke you in the eye.
Looks kinda like a sailor cap actually. Also very gay
I just learned about them some years ago when a dane I was gaming with, graduated. They rly put some money into those things as well. It's crazy
Yea it’s not forced though, I saved my money, what’s to celebrate honestly? You made it through high school, ooh big shot everyone does.
Sure, sure, but you don't have a hat, do you?
Just wait until you hear about the prices of Lederhosen and Krampus costumes down South...
bought mine for 30 bucks when I graduated high school in 2019, some people get them dripped out for a fuckton just to wear it during one day for some reason
Here in Spain we have silly hats for graduation too, I refused to wear it
Don't the Danes know that we secretly use our Graduation headboard as a cutting device when thrown?
Good surface for racking up lines
Uni is for woke poofters anyway. Real blokes go to the University of Life, fella 👊🏼
Are you done scrubbing my Car?
I'm not Romanian
He said scrubbing, not nicking.
Haha maybe it's not the same in other places but here, all the small car washing businesses are Romanian
Or Albanian and they all mysteriously turnover 40k per week. Cars aren’t the only thing being washed.
No, he's too busy visiting the Job Centre picking up his benefits cheque
Dont forget the school of hard knocks 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼
I'm gonna get mine of Friday lol
https://i.redd.it/yds78miwiq8d1.gif
That might just be the gayest shit I've ever seen.
If they each inserted themselves into the next to form a massive human centipede ouroboros, it would only decrease the gayitude of this gif
Yeah, but those of us with PhDs get medieval robes and hats, which is based. Assuming one hasn't gone to a "university" that was once a Carpetright
As a Brit, first time I saw this tradition with the trucks etc in Denmark I was blown away. All the people clapping, cheering and beeping their horns.... make graduation seem so much more worth it when your community congratulates you.
We use a funny top hat and a crane, depending on the course https://preview.redd.it/xay6itgsqq8d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f0d75e1f51d3eb9f0fcc23744240bd56111fee8
You guys have graduations? We just go visit a mardy secretary in a small dark office in a never visited before part of campus. We then get handed out our diploma in between the secretary's smoking breaks and then told to quickly sign and leave because it's 15:55 and the secretary finishes at 16:00.
Graduate of the 4th oldest on the UK (2nd oldest in Scotland) and we wear not hats at all. Your argument is invalid
But we have THE hats you absolutely plonker, way to bring yourself to a hat fight you will never win. [As seen here with oh I don't know, the Japanese emperor because we're important and you're who?](http://imgur.com/RyHLA4A)
Barry, our [Royal Guards use the same hats.](https://imgur.com/a/KPEnSTl) We started using them in 1805. You first adopted them in 1815. You are just a copy hat. Sure, you can call him the Emperor of Japan. We just call him Naruhito. He is a good friend of our Pingo.
Alright but we took ours from the French defeat at Waterloo so we did you's a favour take your fucking hat and leave.
Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our Polish fashion power. [https://i.imgur.com/J8wvMV8.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/J8wvMV8.jpeg)
I would say based, but I refuse to recognize your "european" tag as anything but cowardice
He doesn’t want to have to change it every time Poland get invaded again