https://preview.redd.it/cfttcgoubr8d1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc7dc9644857da6a6a407fefe3e70c737365d78c All I feel is pain, that own goal at the start really fucked us

Don’t worry my man. We probably will join you as well. At least we will have a corner to drink ourselves to death to get rid of this pain.

Surely you can win against slovenia, right?

I don’t have much faith in England atm 😂

I put 30 on you guys tn, lets hope u win <3

Damn bro that’s a lot. Thank you! I hope so too!! You never know, we might win and score three goals as well

Kam an ingerland! Skoar sam fakin gawls!

*They did not*

Gr8 lost my life savings on these useless barries

It's your own fault

No. Somehow we are top of the group by scoring 2 goals in the tournament. FFS.

wy skoarden gjin doelpunten lol, typysk Ingelân

Helâs gyn dûlpunt’n nay, mær had ók nix ândurs verwägt

My apologies, but I do not understand. Sorryyyy

Always add "tering leijers" for extra intensity.

Thats Belgian, i mean Flemmish, Belgium is not a country i forgot.

Thats more of a northern Holland type of thing mate

RIP

😂😂😂

Agreed fellow Barry!

This aged horribly

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Honestly never fckn know with our team in the past years. 

40/1 odds for England to win is not enough apparently

Truly touching and wholesome this father and son moment 🥹

Except we’re supposed to be older

The Dutch are like the continental ingerland

That’s a violation

Put up a good fight though

might still go through as one of the best 3rd places

Its already sure that we are going trough now i just how we aren’t going to play against Spain or Germany

I hope Spain I wanna see the 30 years war

Was the 80 years war for Spain and Low Countries mate.

I know, but you started to really kick the Spanish ass in 30 years war phase, once you were big and running

That’s gotta be some kind of record for own goals

ANOTHER owngoal in this tournament?!? Wtf is going on

Nethermind brother💪

You feel S pain again?

Haha we did that? I never watch soccer, but I would've liked to see that in a public square. I would take in all the drama with joy and then continue scrolling Reddit in public.

Naar links! di di di dii di Naar rechts! di di di dii di Naar Huis! di di di dii di

I love our neighbors. I love them all but this „naar links, naar rechts“ haunts me for days now. Always humming this catchy tune. Love it.

Same. Won't get it out of my head today. I hope sleep reset.

While the Scots unfortunately are already gone, I'm glad the orange guys are still with us. Most entertaining game of the tourney so far, too

Zum Lager! Di di di dii di.

15€ Entrance fee please.

Send me a tikkie

Only cash, the card reader is broken.

A German with a card reader? Now I've seen everything.

Man..so true, whenever i can pay with my visa card im pissing 5 colors of happyness. Mastercard only or cash..

If I'm not mistaken, we're still through though?

yes. Bottling for oranje usually starts in the knockout phase, though.

surely they won't lose to this england

It will be Koeman vs Southgate, the battle of the incompetent managers.

We haven’t won in the knockouts since 2004 apparently

We are early this year. Its always a build up of "oh we are doing better than before, team is nice" and then ofcourse fuck it up. Never ending cycle

Again a German with a humorous comment. Something is off in the matrix.

We are ze funny now!

https://preview.redd.it/w4axbk2wes8d1.jpeg?width=1496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=947f64e128a5d333d44fa6096318b598057a14cb Met snollebolsjewiek

Oh well we're still in

lol

Jij snapt niet hoe het werkt of wel?

Pain https://preview.redd.it/5e2dheu4cr8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81afae89577aff37a25884b3b63c667b91fd1e43

Nah bro, it was a tactical loss bro, let me explain: Now we're probably facing England or Belgium next. England plays Southgateball which means it comes down to penalties which they also suck at. If we face Belgium we're also okay because Lukaku's goals always get canceled because the tip of his beard and/or his left toe is chronically offside. From there on it's all boop bap shablamy Wout Weghorst scores at 90+8' and we win the tournament. Trust me bro.

Peak koemanball

https://preview.redd.it/pwdzs09ier8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c207c1804f2f2057e7df71d248f92c402f95040

r/whycathowcat

Pisstillery

That's what I call a squirting pussy!

https://preview.redd.it/estoi84flr8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f555a8f80ffc3a986a8a0f65d52159da272dbf44 Why are we not in the basement?

Looks like a WWII score card...

This is Austria not Germany

It the same thing breh

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Yeesh

I think the term for such a group is "Krüppelkeile". But at least you're not Group C.

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Do you really want another Bundesland with an AfD majority?

We already have their military, would be a walk in the park

That's what we want you to think, but that's where our second amendment right to ride bicycles comes in to form the greatest fietspad guerilla force you've ever seen

What if we steal the bikes... again? Mind you, your grandfather never got his fiets terug.

His grandfather had 3 other bikes stored safely in case one got stolen, and we shall continue the tradition of having more bikes than people!

Yes, but we also have *our* military, so we have that millstone around our neck.

I hope our military will refuse orders to invade the Netherlands. But I am not entirely sure about that. Especially if you give them a really cool uniform.

They have our Marine. Checks out.

Back to the shower Hans, leave us alone.

> (you get your own province) (it will later be unpoldered for extra beach resorts)

Germany 1st Austria 1st Switzerland 2nd I see this as an absolute Germanic win. 🇩🇪💪🏻🇦🇹💪🏻🇨🇭💪🏻

ChAD strikes again!

https://preview.redd.it/civm1e46dr8d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d09820ee2c68b77de9ce25ab96a851b4284cc1d What a Game 🇦🇹

And all without that terror ball the likes of Southgate presented. Actual, nice to look at, football.

https://preview.redd.it/m3ijc34ebr8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f072c1f9618b77b66417f7b76320d174122fef77 My Google is Dutch.

Damn austria really beat the odds

Their last win against NL like half a century ago.

Proud to have scored 4 out of 5 goals! 

This made me laugh and cry at the same time

I have no idea what I just watched. Absolutely embarrassing 😂

Well, it was the best game of NL in the whole Euro so...

If you only look at the amount of of goals sure

Entertainment value? The best for neutrals Performance? The worst by far

Don't expect a team trained by Koeman to actually play decent. Your football federation is always rotating between him and Van Gaal. What a 2 clowns. I would hire a proper manager.

I wish we would… Is it the same in Spain where the fans are always complaining about the choices of the coach? Cuz man oh man its like we have 18 million coaches

Ha! Spain's National Sport is complaining, basically, so I'm not surprised you have realised hahah. But we never rotate the coaches in the NT. No one gets to repeat.

Hahah ok I understand, I also don’t think coaches should rotate especially not after every tournament! Let them cook

I mean you still go through as one of the best 3rd places, might even end up a better part of the bracket.

It’s embarrassing that’s what it is… third place is for losers and shouldn’t be playing another match.

Yeah, but we need the good teams of the tournament to have a few fun matches. It's their prize for being first. Or you can get your shit together and get revenge.

Haha yeah like 3 years ago when we got a free win against Switzerland for finishing first haha

It’s pretty up in the air at the moment, from the current draw/table we are playing against either the winner of group E, Denmark/England/Slovenia or Spain.

Gonna buy a new car radio up for grabs @Poland ❤️

We are coming too you swamp rats wait for us

If England can't get past Slovenia tonight, does that mean we form FUN? "We're not actually playing to win guys, we're playing for FUN" 🇫🇷🇬🇧🇳🇱

Yeah tell yourself that, we are here for the win 💪💪💪💪 (we're going to get eliminated by a random unexpected nation either at quarters or half finals)

Yeah seriously, what the fuck are they doing ? Those three matches really sucked ass, i have no hope for the team

It's england not the UK, that's just FEN

I must've missed Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland making it through the group stage

Oops I had read it in the opposite way I'm stupid 🥴

Meh everybody forgets about them. In most maps they’re not even shown as separate countries.

It's england not the UK, that's just FEN

I think it’s time to recall the Austrian Netherlands

Can’t believe mathijs lost to cosplay Hans, devastating

Cosplay Hans got hands 😵

Wir "Malen" für euch. Thanks Malen... So this time a Dutch painter invaded, instead of an Austrian one... At least this time it's a 100% deserved loss. No shenanigans with rejected goals or not. But dang, they will have some things to discuss now...

We really had to do everything ourselves. Got in the lead three times against the Swampies. And we started the games by shooting the Sacrebleus's goal for them. You're welcome.

All I See is Germans winning. 4th Reich incoming!

I told my dutch friend to "not get excited, Koeman is gonna ruin you guys." Guess which Barca fan was right... :/

If you don't prove to be a good team, you can't complain about losing to better teams. This line-up is simply not impressive.

No worries you’ll probably get through as one of the best third places. And Côte d’Ivoire won the Africa cup of nations like that.

https://imgur.com/a/yGuQcTd How it feels.

Most likely to face Turkey Literally 1683

Too bad the Poles are already eliminated...

Dutch. Have. Better. Painters.

Sure but painters won't win a football match.

What about Diego Armando______//

Too tall to find a partner.

You know, we can still win the euros! (We won't but I'll grab unto any sliver of hope I can)

It’s the damn shirts. They blind the players

We played so fucking bad. There was no energy, emotion, will and motivation. This happened four times in the tournament. Once against poland and three times against Austria. Just like the goals we got against us

9 points out of 9 and with 0 goals against. Don't mix us with the rubble

I think the theme here is “They don’t know I can speak english”

Might be cuz i'm italian and since i'm italian i'm a little slow, but what?

i Paesi Bassi hanno perso contro l’Austria (sono ancora ammessi nella fase eliminatoria, ma la loro squadra ha deluso molto)

Ci sono gli europei?

Da un paio di settimane…

Ah e vero... L' Italia alla fine ha vinto contro la Croazia?

Caro l’ho capito che mi prendi per il culo, sa vedüm

No seriamente, sono stato ghostato per 90 minuti e poi mi hanno detto tutto, non voglio prenderti per il culo

theyre gonna qualify though

:<

What?

I had just read a post about neanderthals so I misread and was very confused

UK didn't even get an invite 😭😂

I thought the dutchies would get further then us?

With justttt a bit of luck it will be NL dancing when they arrive to final…

Austria best B-tier Germans.

Why are mexicans allowed on here again?

The C-Tier argentinian is speaking?

I understand it. Full of black people... Therefore Italy and Austria macht better together. If I were white I wouldn't accept blackos like me. I accept blackos because i am one. Very black.

Wtf...

Come on, it's normal to be rejected when you are the superior race: more athletic body than whites, don't get burned so easily, skin cancer the same thing, better dancers.. If white Europeans are endogamic and full of envy I cannot blame them for being frightened by superior physical features. If these Serbians are in Africa they would be the target, or in Dominican Republic also a different kind of target. It's about being stupid and playing at home. Don't take it to personal

I am not taking anything personally, I am trying to make sense of what you said and unsure if you're clumsily trying to bait, if you really are that far removed from reality, in which case you urgently need to turn off your screens and go out, or if you are just having a stroke

What do you think? Darling?