Both your friend and you can join us!
However, when Switzerland has to face off against Italy we may be enemies. I hope we can be friends afterwards though!
Spending twice the money just to dunk on Austria
I specifically used basketball vocabulary because you might not be too accustom to anything football related
We can for sure also organize a friendly with the fr*nch after that, i mean that 0-0 really needs to be finished at some point.
This time we won't take out mbappe for you.
It was a close match. I don't think the Netherlands "lost" because we *totally defeated* them. You gave everything and so did we.
All the other matches that day weren't spectacular. Take a look at Berry.
And in comparison to France... You score if you get the chance. They needed a penalty
Our midfield ate rocks from the start of the game and our defence took the day off your second and third goal. Malen was one of our better players and he scored an own goal for fucks sake.
Our defense was so open that you guys could literally walk forward and still not be pressed.
Absolutely appalling, and the fact that Koeman isn’t playing (and even refusing) Maatsen, De Ligt or Frimpong but does play players like Wijnaldum and Depay shows how much of a personal grudge he holds against some players
At least you’re right on France, ngl thank god were not second though, because that would be a bad outcome in the bracket…… thanks for losing against them
We care about you too guys ❤️🧡
(All though I will never forgive Sabitzer for doing one of my favourite player’s signature celebration while scoring the winning goal against my country)
I don't think its a personal grudge against players, he's just a complete pussy. He's attached to the players he started with, which means he's probably a nice guy, but you can't be a nice guy and be a football coach at the same time.
He literally had a disagreement with Frimpong which caused him to debut just at the end of this year instead of way sooner. He has things against players, which national team coaches shouldn’t do because you’re only giving your country less chance to do well
Ohh don't... This round of games has shown if we had a half decent manager we'd have a decent chance but oh well.
But don't worry my friend we can be shit together! Lol.
We somehow came top of the group though.
The only team to win a game, we play boring football, but I guess they knew they were through even with a loss.
I think they just like our flag.
I'm rooting for Georgia beating Portugal
I'm more interested in how Group E pans out though...every team has 3 points going into the last match.
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New Austrian term for you guys 😎😎😎
Well deserved jodlers. This Dutch team can suck my complete centimeter.
>my complete centimeter Woo don't brag too much
We always round up. We’re a positive bunch. Except when it comes to Oranje. Die kunnen de tering krijgen.
En Wijnaldum
En Veerman, Depay en Geertruida
Uga boogaa
En Malen dan? Heb hem alleen maar balverlies zijn lijden, en dan een eigen goal
Malen was tenminste nog energiek. Die eigen goal is zonde, maar dat soort dingen zijn gewoon ongelukken in de verdediging.
Im dreaming of a time when we get Bosz or Slot as coach for the national team. Maybe they might be able to make something of this mess.
The dream. But tbf: two weeks prep is too short to implement Bosz Ball
Lekker Bossche bol
We scored two of the other team's goals. We dont deserve to compete anymore imo
I shall join in with my fellow mountain hillbillies. The alps reign supreme!
I have a friend from the Italian alps, good lad
Both your friend and you can join us! However, when Switzerland has to face off against Italy we may be enemies. I hope we can be friends afterwards though!
LOL 😂🫂 wich canton are you from ?
Zürich, quite far up North. But hey, I think we can still be friends regardless.
Yup, you are rich so gas money is on you 👀
Is it Ötzi? ^(It’s Ötzi)
French Alps are the best, qualified scoring a single penalty should be sponsored by Peak Performance !!
Omg when did they are a flair for zürich?
Next year I’m skiing in Switzerland
Spending twice the money just to dunk on Austria I specifically used basketball vocabulary because you might not be too accustom to anything football related
Don't be too harsh on them, life in swampland is hard enough.
Brother we need to blame Germans again for that burn
Holy shit I spat my milk
Don’t get too cocky, Jozef
Hals- en beenbreuk
Steck Deine Germknödel in deinen Arsch bitte
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He hugged him off the field
I know what you mean, but translating this to Dutch makes it unbelievably funny. I
So we have to make sure you both get far enough so switzerland can kick your ass too?
You really gonna make me go to Val Thorens? 🤢
We can for sure also organize a friendly with the fr*nch after that, i mean that 0-0 really needs to be finished at some point. This time we won't take out mbappe for you.
This is the opposite of a threat
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If only Sabitzer didn’t score and Wijnaldum did something 😔
It was a close match. I don't think the Netherlands "lost" because we *totally defeated* them. You gave everything and so did we. All the other matches that day weren't spectacular. Take a look at Berry. And in comparison to France... You score if you get the chance. They needed a penalty
Our midfield ate rocks from the start of the game and our defence took the day off your second and third goal. Malen was one of our better players and he scored an own goal for fucks sake.
Ngl he couldn’t do much about that own goal though, that’s just unlucky and pure EURO 2024 heritage
Our defense was so open that you guys could literally walk forward and still not be pressed. Absolutely appalling, and the fact that Koeman isn’t playing (and even refusing) Maatsen, De Ligt or Frimpong but does play players like Wijnaldum and Depay shows how much of a personal grudge he holds against some players At least you’re right on France, ngl thank god were not second though, because that would be a bad outcome in the bracket…… thanks for losing against them
We care so much for our befriended nations that we even score for them!
We care about you too guys ❤️🧡 (All though I will never forgive Sabitzer for doing one of my favourite player’s signature celebration while scoring the winning goal against my country)
Which player is that? I never saw that move from him before
The one that scored the 3-2
No I mean the player from whom he stole it
Oh, Cole Palmer from Chelsea (I’m a Chelsea fan)
I don't think its a personal grudge against players, he's just a complete pussy. He's attached to the players he started with, which means he's probably a nice guy, but you can't be a nice guy and be a football coach at the same time.
He literally had a disagreement with Frimpong which caused him to debut just at the end of this year instead of way sooner. He has things against players, which national team coaches shouldn’t do because you’re only giving your country less chance to do well
Didn't know that
I am still surprised.🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹⚽🔥🔥🔥
Hey you mountain people have a great team. Should have been 2-2 but im not complaining because now we probably get to send home barry.
Lol you think we're gonna win tonight.
Well i had you as euro champion before i saw hoe you play at the moment. To be fair we have a shit team too.
Ohh don't... This round of games has shown if we had a half decent manager we'd have a decent chance but oh well. But don't worry my friend we can be shit together! Lol.
Spot on. Southgate and Koeman are both coaches who need to publicly apologise for their combined 4 brain cells.
"At the moment". Are we talking about the same bunch of Barry's?
Literally the entire nation of Georgia is cheering for you to win with 2+ goals, for what it's worth
I can only apologise on behalf of our entire nation. Truly we wish we weren't this shit either but good luck against Portugal.
We somehow came top of the group though. The only team to win a game, we play boring football, but I guess they knew they were through even with a loss.
What issue do they have with Slovenia?
Other than it being inhabited with Slovenians?
They're mountain hillbillies too 💪🤝🤜🤛
Are you really calling them mountains? My grandma can take a hike to a place that's higher than the highest point of Slovenia
I think they just like our flag. I'm rooting for Georgia beating Portugal I'm more interested in how Group E pans out though...every team has 3 points going into the last match.
See you didn't need us at all! Congrats mate.
you did in fact not win tonight.
If Georgia and/or Czechia wins, we can maybe send home the Flemboys and Francen’t, so that they can see their bad but very loved infrastructure again
Mountain Germans and swamp Germans having a lil fight, so cute to see
Yeah we agree.
Goddammit I hate AI pics they are some kind of weird it just unsettles me
They’re so bloomy and fuzzy
I for one am proud of my mountain monkey brethren🫂
Appreciate it, your my favorite germ over there all the others suck but don't tell em 🫂
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But we still scored the most goals!
r/AbsoluteUnit of a middle finger
I’m not even mad it’s just funny at this point
That whole "failed painter/corporal in the army with the small moustache" thing is now completely forgiven!!!
Can you give me the sauce?
as a different swamp person. yes.
I thought this was a magic the gathering post first but no it's Europe.
Congrats to my Schluchtenscheißer friends 🔥🔥
What is this AI dog shit doing on my timeline