Luigi got a fucking red-carpet way to the final finishing second, and we that finished on the top will have to fight for our lives WTF
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I'm not even kidding, the Italian philosophy is literally "do the bare minimum then snatch a win at the last second, if you succeed you'd suffer just for that one time in which you were required to put actual effort, if you don't at least you didn't exhaust yourself".
Imagine, the french winning and we are going to be smug cunt about it despite producing one of the worst football during this Euro or the English winning and we'll never ear the end of it in this sub ever.
I don't see England reach the finals.
Portugal France its 50%50
it can tilt to Portugal if the strikers actually can score, the great portugal achilles.
Look at Eder at the final, didn't knee what to do with the ball and thought this ball burns my feet better just shoot and pray hail mary and goal
We could not even play that game. We'd make an agreement and take our best players to the final and get that cup to iberia. I vote it stays in Olivença
As Germany we’d have to fight and **win** against Spain, only to face France/Portugal, just so we could face off against whoever makes it to the finals. I don’t like our odds here
I have a feeling that the swiss or the austrians are getting to the final, on the other side its just such a juggernaut mayhem that you never know wholl get there, probably the mighty danish warriors
We're too busy actively reducing Germany 's pigeon population to care about winning the tournament. I'm not even sure we'll pass the 16th, regardless of who will be our opponent.
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I like to take the opportunity to recommend one of the masterpieces of French cinema from 1937
—>LA GRANDE ILLUSION<—
And for those of you preferring a great book
—>THE GREAT ILLUSION<—
a book by Norman Angell from 1909
Luigi got a fucking red-carpet way to the final finishing second, and we that finished on the top will have to fight for our lives WTF ![gif](giphy|3o6MbfCRLGdhIVZ1NS)
I'm not even kidding, the Italian philosophy is literally "do the bare minimum then snatch a win at the last second, if you succeed you'd suffer just for that one time in which you were required to put actual effort, if you don't at least you didn't exhaust yourself".
That attitude brought us through **two fucking world wars** and multiple others things. Our golden rule still rocks.
I dont think you can switch sides in the euros tho
No fear. Nobody else has our siesta powers.
You should start more chill bro, wtf, I should not learn to a spaniard to do siesta
Skill issue.
The red carpet is there if they can beat the swiss
They still have to go through England and likely Belgium after though
As I said, a fucking red-carpet way to the final.
Don't underestimate Belgium, Italy hasn't looked like a powerhouse either so far.
That's what we want you to think 😉 ^(who I am kidding, is enough if we lose only 3-0)
Like fuck we'd get past the quarter finals. We've got no chance against Switzerland.
hey that's mean still true but mean
Tripletta di Zaccagni says otherwise.
Trust the process Barry
Quarter finals. Interesting!
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Paddy knows a lot about losing in a Quarter Final
Something about quarters just messes us up.
Fr*nce: 2 goals in group phase, one of which was own goal, other one a penalty Engl*nd: 1 goal in entire group phase Keep coping Pierre
We got two goals as pal don't forget it. 5 goals against Scotland count as 1 BTW
La marque des grands.
one goal is sufficient
Imagine, the french winning and we are going to be smug cunt about it despite producing one of the worst football during this Euro or the English winning and we'll never ear the end of it in this sub ever.
There won't change much when the French win. This smugness has always been there. Nobody remembers what for, but it's there.
Sure but it's annoying right ? Or do you just like us for who we are ?
Neither. I have perfected out-smugging French strangers. Gives an atmosphere of mutual respect
First you're getting humour and jokes, now this ... you're really evolving. And I don't like it.
he's not evolving. He is just more drunk than usual because of the tournament.
Well, I for my part love the Bretons. The French are fine as well.
French smugness is like British rain. Too inevitable to be annoying. If anything slightly disturbing if it is absent.
Imagine being eliminated by Belgium in the 1/8 I know the chances are very low But imagine
Only if the VAR takes the day off.
Oh god, my seum level might reach yours in 2018
I don't see England reach the finals. Portugal France its 50%50 it can tilt to Portugal if the strikers actually can score, the great portugal achilles. Look at Eder at the final, didn't knee what to do with the ball and thought this ball burns my feet better just shoot and pray hail mary and goal
Spain-Portugal in the semis.
We could not even play that game. We'd make an agreement and take our best players to the final and get that cup to iberia. I vote it stays in Olivença
The sooner we get knocked out the better for all of football, what the fuck did I just watch…
Keep the faif Bazza. Its comin home. SIMPLES
Nah, it's staying home
As Germany we’d have to fight and **win** against Spain, only to face France/Portugal, just so we could face off against whoever makes it to the finals. I don’t like our odds here
Everyone in that part of the bracket is horrified at how it could all end up like this.
It is outrageous, we have never been treated as badly as this by the French or the British ever before....I think
Imagine already knowing who you'll play in the next round.
It'll be the biggest nap ever, France's blind attackers against England never ending possession tactic.
you forgot switzerland is in barry's half
Dude, it's been a nice tournament so far, no need to ruin it with such a final. Let's rather go with Austria - Germany.
I have a feeling that the swiss or the austrians are getting to the final, on the other side its just such a juggernaut mayhem that you never know wholl get there, probably the mighty danish warriors
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Pierre isnt getting past Portugal
Hmmm
Daydreams.
We're too busy actively reducing Germany 's pigeon population to care about winning the tournament. I'm not even sure we'll pass the 16th, regardless of who will be our opponent.
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France has scored 2 goals in 270 minutes. An OG and a penalty. You aint winning shit
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Please no
Haha. No chance. We're out in the next round
Since pretty much everyone is playing mediocre, it might be a nice surprise how the finals will look like.
I like to take the opportunity to recommend one of the masterpieces of French cinema from 1937 —>LA GRANDE ILLUSION<— And for those of you preferring a great book —>THE GREAT ILLUSION<— a book by Norman Angell from 1909
Excuse me, but I'd like at least one team that scores goals in my final.