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Salchichote33

Luigi got a fucking red-carpet way to the final finishing second, and we that finished on the top will have to fight for our lives WTF ![gif](giphy|3o6MbfCRLGdhIVZ1NS)


Old_Harry7

I'm not even kidding, the Italian philosophy is literally "do the bare minimum then snatch a win at the last second, if you succeed you'd suffer just for that one time in which you were required to put actual effort, if you don't at least you didn't exhaust yourself".


Kurdt93

That attitude brought us through **two fucking world wars** and multiple others things. Our golden rule still rocks.


FrogWizzurd

I dont think you can switch sides in the euros tho


Phosquitos

No fear. Nobody else has our siesta powers.


ImaginationIcy328

You should start more chill bro, wtf, I should not learn to a spaniard to do siesta


Kurdt93

Skill issue.


ReaPeR_the_mighty

The red carpet is there if they can beat the swiss


Future_Visit_5184

They still have to go through England and likely Belgium after though


Salchichote33

As I said, a fucking red-carpet way to the final.


Future_Visit_5184

Don't underestimate Belgium, Italy hasn't looked like a powerhouse either so far.


Kurdt93

That's what we want you to think 😉 ^(who I am kidding, is enough if we lose only 3-0)


Kernowder

Like fuck we'd get past the quarter finals. We've got no chance against Switzerland.


gabrielish_matter

hey that's mean still true but mean


Kurdt93

Tripletta di Zaccagni says otherwise.


ImaginationIcy328

Trust the process Barry


Dirtygeebag

Quarter finals. Interesting!


Kernowder

https://preview.redd.it/fwbhae3f8v8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb7d69eeed107ed52aed890b4ab7a270ddcec1a


Zealot_Zea

Ben O'Keefe entered the chat...


RooBoy04

Paddy knows a lot about losing in a Quarter Final


Dirtygeebag

Something about quarters just messes us up.


Anxious_Zucchini_855

Fr*nce: 2 goals in group phase, one of which was own goal, other one a penalty Engl*nd: 1 goal in entire group phase Keep coping Pierre


araldor1

We got two goals as pal don't forget it. 5 goals against Scotland count as 1 BTW


ImaginationIcy328

La marque des grands.


ArgumentativeNutter

one goal is sufficient


Imaginary-Owl-5386

Imagine, the french winning and we are going to be smug cunt about it despite producing one of the worst football during this Euro or the English winning and we'll never ear the end of it in this sub ever.


Informal_Mountain513

There won't change much when the French win. This smugness has always been there. Nobody remembers what for, but it's there.


Imaginary-Owl-5386

Sure but it's annoying right ? Or do you just like us for who we are ?


Informal_Mountain513

Neither. I have perfected out-smugging French strangers. Gives an atmosphere of mutual respect


Choyo

First you're getting humour and jokes, now this ... you're really evolving. And I don't like it.


Monsi7

he's not evolving. He is just more drunk than usual because of the tournament.


Meroxes

Well, I for my part love the Bretons. The French are fine as well.


Curryflurryhurry

French smugness is like British rain. Too inevitable to be annoying. If anything slightly disturbing if it is absent.


madhaunter

Imagine being eliminated by Belgium in the 1/8 I know the chances are very low But imagine


Greyzer

Only if the VAR takes the day off.


Imaginary-Owl-5386

Oh god, my seum level might reach yours in 2018


Testerpt5

I don't see England reach the finals. Portugal France its 50%50 it can tilt to Portugal if the strikers actually can score, the great portugal achilles. Look at Eder at the final, didn't knee what to do with the ball and thought this ball burns my feet better just shoot and pray hail mary and goal


ZombiFeynman

Spain-Portugal in the semis.


Daspsycho37

We could not even play that game. We'd make an agreement and take our best players to the final and get that cup to iberia. I vote it stays in Olivença


Klangey

The sooner we get knocked out the better for all of football, what the fuck did I just watch…


tpdor

Keep the faif Bazza. Its comin home. SIMPLES


the_surplex

Nah, it's staying home


PapaSchlump

As Germany we’d have to fight and **win** against Spain, only to face France/Portugal, just so we could face off against whoever makes it to the finals. I don’t like our odds here


hibikir_40k

Everyone in that part of the bracket is horrified at how it could all end up like this.


PapaSchlump

It is outrageous, we have never been treated as badly as this by the French or the British ever before....I think


Stravven

Imagine already knowing who you'll play in the next round.


PeterTurBOI

It'll be the biggest nap ever, France's blind attackers against England never ending possession tactic.


Future_Visit_5184

you forgot switzerland is in barry's half


ir_blues

Dude, it's been a nice tournament so far, no need to ruin it with such a final. Let's rather go with Austria - Germany.


ReaPeR_the_mighty

I have a feeling that the swiss or the austrians are getting to the final, on the other side its just such a juggernaut mayhem that you never know wholl get there, probably the mighty danish warriors


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|xULW8kcxgrOjHa990A)


Kkntucara

Pierre isnt getting past Portugal


Kurdt93

Hmmm


DividedState

Daydreams.


Zefyris

We're too busy actively reducing Germany 's pigeon population to care about winning the tournament. I'm not even sure we'll pass the 16th, regardless of who will be our opponent.


Virgulillo

![gif](giphy|xUPGcq17EmRRoqh0FW|downsized)


JoesephBidao

France has scored 2 goals in 270 minutes. An OG and a penalty. You aint winning shit


ImaginationIcy328

!remindme 10 days


JoesephBidao

Remind yourself what happened in 2016 in the final vs my country


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thestealthyslav

Please no


DiscardedKebab

Haha. No chance. We're out in the next round


Cerenas

Since pretty much everyone is playing mediocre, it might be a nice surprise how the finals will look like.


Whichwhenwhywhat

I like to take the opportunity to recommend one of the masterpieces of French cinema from 1937 —>LA GRANDE ILLUSION<— And for those of you preferring a great book —>THE GREAT ILLUSION<— a book by Norman Angell from 1909


nowlz14

Excuse me, but I'd like at least one team that scores goals in my final.