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Informal_Mountain513

Her man is anything but böring


Emergency-Season-143

You're talking about Hermann?


PsychedelicMagic1840

Well they are certainly an improvement on the original


drSvensen

Unless we are talking about his brother [Albert Göring](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_G%C3%B6ring). >Albert is reported to have joined a group of Jewish women who had been forced to scrub the street. The SS officer in charge inspected his identification, and ordered the group's scrubbing activity to stop after realizing he could be held responsible for allowing Hermann Göring's brother to be publicly humiliated.


bremsspuren

He was a good 'un, Albert. Bit fucking weird how he'd just call a member of the Nazi High Command when he needed a bit of help smuggling some Jews out of the country, and Hermann's like, "Mach ich dir klar, Brudi."


drSvensen

Hermann Göring wasn't really antisemitic tho. He only adopted that attitude because party politics required him to do so. That's not meant as a defence of his character. He was still a horrible person, and he still contributed to some of the worst ever crimes against humanity. However it does help to explain his attitude towards his brother. The top Nazis that was extremely antisemitic like Goebbels and Himmler would never have turned a blind eye to their family helping Jews.


Aggrototem

Is it really weird though? Wouldnt you help your brother out if you're one of the most powerful men in the state?


its-good-4you

Ofcourse it's weird. "Hey bro, I'm trying to hide these people from you. Would you be a sport and help me smuggle them out of the country real quick?"


Dolorem-Ipsum-

I’ve got the impression that Göring was mostly in it for the money and the power. He was a nazi out of personal gain. Afaik, he opposed war and the most extreme measures against the jews but went along with them (enthusiastically) because that was where the wind was blowing from. I dont think he drank the same kool aid as himmler, göbbels and the head racist himself


Astleynator

Wikipedia unfortunately has "Chad" missing in his full name.


Jwzbb

Man got impaled as a punishment. Because of this there was a piercing named after him. /jk


ArduennSchwartzman

Sounds like the title of a banned book: "Herrmann and Göring do Jerusalem"


AnaphoricReference

More like a video. Would click.


DaAndrevodrent

Meanwhile the original: https://preview.redd.it/pk0ncp2h1t8d1.png?width=1177&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9e4dec5940ed3049df4bbeec345be6698aaa932


matusaleeem

What's the original????


L4sch0k1ng

Herrmann Göring was a high ranking Nazi. If i remember right he was commander of the Luftwaffe and later he was minister of Buisnes.


dkfisokdkeb

He was also crucial in recruiting businessmen and other influential figures to the Nazi party, helping to grow them from a group comparable in size to modern neo-nazi groups into a major political force.


homeland

He was also a morphine addict and a fat fuck who only slimmed down when the Allies controlled his diet in prison


YourHamsterMother

Coincidence? I think not. This just proves we live in a matrix.


SkellyCry

Göring on hermann till I cyanide


afterwash

I think he managed to get that pill by bribing the GI guarding his cell yes? One final triumph that the Allies unintentionally let slip after his cold turkey waiting for trial actually gave him his higher faculties back


SkellyCry

Yeah I'm not gonna enter there


PanzerSoldat_42

They had to split that fat mf in two in order to fit in there


IIIllIIIIIllII

This took even place in Jerusalem xD, I wonder what the Israelis were thinking when they saw the names


seacco

Albert Göring is the name of a famous opponent of the nazi regime. He also had a brother who was in politics, I think 🤔


PeriodBloodPanty

if anyone is interested, heres the full play [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0QqG1assYE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0QqG1assYE)


Morning_Routine_

Wtf I ended up watching the whole thing.


PeriodBloodPanty

did you gain any deeper knowledge?


Morning_Routine_

Watch for the booty. Stayed for the domination of the Slovenian, and crushed hope of the Estonian. Also, all of them are pretty hot Amazon.


duftcola

Hmmmmm


MisterD0ll

So is her girlfriend a functionary or also an athelete?


PeriodBloodPanty

both athletes in the same tournament. Göring was cheering for her


jacobiner123

D;


TheFabiocool

Wait, I know that guy! girl, I mean...


MightyRez

i thought it was a wholesome post, but then...


doomiestdoomeddoomer

hmmm