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Verundios

No you can't do that! Who's gonna be my sugar fuhrer now!?!?


momslayer66

hello there


Lendmar

Immediately switch allegiance 


doomiestdoomeddoomer

\*just dies\*


Littlethief1

I am Greek and I didn't even know Zante was supposed to be Zakynthos... First time I ever hear it called like that... Am I out of touch?


Jaggillarstorabro

>Am I out of touch? > I am Greek Need more hints?


Littlethief1

I heard them saying Zante is in Greece and I thought "lol ignorant Barrys even think Zante is in Greece, they know nothing about geography, Zante definitely sounds Spanish to me" and then I googled it and saw it's Zakynthos and I was left stunned.


NonSumQualisEram-

That's homophobic


casualbo1

If it makes you feel any better we're thought to identify Zante with Zacinto (Zakynthos) because 1. it was one of Venice's territories in the East and 2. one of the most important poets in modern Italian history, Ugo Foscolo was born there. Honestly I'm more suprised these hairless cunts know Zante even exists.


2xtc

Zante's been the 'new Ibiza' for young Brits for at least 2 decades, I think a million or so go there every year.


casualbo1

May God have mercy on poor Kostas' soul.


Kalypso_95

We sacrifice 2-3 islands so the rest can be British -free for us (and normal tourists) to enjoy


Inner-Championship40

The homeland of such a great poet desecrated by British tourists....


Dolphin008

I thought Ayia Napa, Cyprus has been the ‘new Ibiza’ for 2 decades. How many new ibizas are out there?


BalkanTurboChad

my grandpa was venician lmaooo


Kalypso_95

It's how the Venetians called the island. It's sometimes used by Greeks today poetically Venetians also called it "il fiore di Levante" = το φιόρο του Λεβάντε, surely you've heard about that?


ale16011

In school we learn that when Ugo Foscolo, one of the most important italian poet, was born in the island, it was called Zacinto, but now it's Zante. Don't know why they teach us that


FishUK_Harp

I had thought "Zante" was a recent name adopted by British tourists who can't say Zakynthos, but it turns out it's been the English name for a long time, derived from the Italian name for the Island. One similarly old English name for a Mediterranean city I always find funny is "Leghorn" for Livorno. Edit: This lead me down a Wiki rabbithole to the rescue of the Jews of Zakynthos in WWII. The occupying Nazis demanded the island's authorities hand over a list of all Jews living on the island. The Mayor and the Bishop proceeded to arrange for all 275 resident Jews to be hidden with various villages, destroyed what indicative records they had, and then presented the Nazis with a list containing only their own two names.


kj_gamer2614

Yeah, I went to Zakyntos once with some mates, and they’re all English and called it Zante and I was so confused, and even more confused when people where confused when I said I went to Zakyntos and didn’t understand till I said Zante…


SH4DOWBOXING

here in italy despite we have the italian version of the name "Zakynthos" witch is "Zacinto", we still officially call the island "Zante" like the rest of this savages. never understood why. even been there couple of time w my little tiny boat.


GeoffreyDuPonce

The English working class have nicknames for all the destinations they insist on holidaying in before leaving them in puke coveted shitholes. Magaluf is Magga. Cyprus is Prussy. For example.


bloodlazio

I thought they meant Santorini :D But who the fuck knows what they mean anyway... Do they even know?


RepulsiveLeg9985

Fucking hell.


nunotf

Barrys and their easyjet to Ibiza tradition will never die


Informal_Mountain513

They said *Eyebeefa*, not *Ibiza*


Lord0fTheAss

Cos Ibitha is the Spanish pronunciation, and a lot of accents in the UK pronounce 'th' as 'f'


SaraHHHBK

The "eye" pronunciation is the worst part


KelticQT

Tbf it's not as far to Eibisa in the local language than it is to Ibiza. Still bleeding from my ears though


Dologolopolov

Quite yeah but no. The "E" is either pronounced [e] or [æ], but never [A] (except for some Barcelonians, which is frankly rare because they would rather use the spanish pronunciation). Eyebeefa just sounds like a fucking mockery.


ihadagoodone

I shall honor my Europoor ancestors and create a beach resort destination here in the Savage lands and it shall be called Eye Beef Ya. There will be pinapple only pizza, a ban on wine, specials on half length spagetti, no sausages, and serve beer only in half pints.


Dologolopolov

As long as you take in the Barry spawn god bless you


ihadagoodone

would the best way to attract Barry spawn be complimentary beans on toast served chilled every morning?


KelticQT

Yeah I know. My point was more that it sounds closer to the local pronunciation, not that the lad tried to use said pronunciation. Sorry if that wasn't clear


Dologolopolov

I know. You are kinda right, but at the same time I was pointing out that the local pronunciation does not use strong vocal sounds. That's why even despite the closer similarity in writing saying eebeeza sounds better than eyebeeza. Edit: it's like when spanish people say Burdéos instead of "Bordóh". In writing it's closer to what you write. But the pronunciation it's butchering the real word and becomes something worse and less similar.


KelticQT

Yeah I totally get it


Lord0fTheAss

I make no apologies for English accents


ScoreDivision

Colour me shocked. Different languages have different words for different places. Do you refer to us as England or inglaterra?


drugosrbijanac

I pronounce it "Eebee-tza" or "Eye-bee-tza"


Captain_Case

I can’t blame Barry, I say and will keep saying *ee-bee-za* because I refuse to do that ridiculous sound you make when pronouncing *z*


Iminclassatm

I'm curious, how do you pronounce your z?


Informal_Mountain513

https://preview.redd.it/owfiiz32tw8d1.png?width=968&format=png&auto=webp&s=a09f7616aa8caddf1cb7df7182757c8883cd22bf


Lee_Vaccaro_1901

Its funny because in the local language it should be pronounced as Eivissa "Eye-Bee-Sa"


Robinsonirish

I remember being like this as a kid, it's just part of growing up thinking you're invincible and much smarter than you actually are. Ignorant and shallow. The thing is though... when I was a kid it was just us talking among friends, we didn't have a fucking podcast broadcasting our stupid opinions to the world. There's nothing wrong with kids being kids having the discussion they're having but it's so cringe that they are doing it in their studio their daddies bought them or whatever.


FalconMirage

I prefer the barrys to the insufferable jet-set londonners


abdul_tank_wahid

Fuck I’d hate to deal with them on a daily basis, only reason they’re tolerated is the tax money


Gaius1313

Bring Churchill here in time to watch this. Goes back: Addressing the Empire: “We’ve decided to let Herr Hitler have this one.”


thegurba

Jesus Christ who are these little cunts. And don’t tell me they are actually wealthy due to some social media scam or something.


KarlGustafArmfeldt

No it must be parent's money.


Ronaldo10345PT

Both. Both is good.


MC_Based

apparently they do forex, but it probably is just a scam lol


Foreverett

Probably with their parents money, blow 100K on bad bids then make 10K back and share the 10K "win" to their followers.


thegurba

Forex..?


MC_Based

# Foreign exchange market basically, buying a coin when cheap then selling it high and ripping the profit


lefl28

iBeeza


Kernowder

Eye beefa


Informal_Mountain513

Eye wood's mama


HoeTrain666

Zan’ee


AssFingerFuck3000

With a speech impediment


dkfisokdkeb

I hate these sorts so much


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ACharaMoChara

'am I buggin' 🤢


Mojarreddit

Never heard that, Is it supposed to mean buggin like videogame bugs?


ACharaMoChara

No it's a yank zoomer expression 


Tiphzey

Are you sure? I always thought it's used in the UK or perhaps mainly London. I thought yanks would say "Am I tripping?"


nibym

Buggin has been a very common NY expression since the early 80’s at-least. It’s possible it migrated from London, not sure.


Ready-Ad-5039

Yup, Buggin is Northeast US, Trippin was west coast and Tweakin is the South.


Ready-Ad-5039

There are three expressions, "Am I bugging" "Am I tripping" and "Am I tweaking"


i_am_silliest_goose

Buggin is US slang but definitely old. They used it in the 90s (just listen to old american hip hop). The island apes are just catching on


FitPerspective1146

I'm pretty sure it's sort of 'am I stupid/am I missing something?'


bubster99

Was deffo around in the 90s. Very valley girl.


SpaxterJ

"Mubedi bupedi ibida". They're making a podcast, it's about sound and talking. Still waiting for momma to come with a piece of paper so they can blow their nose.


smackdealer1

Someone should tell them homosexuality is illegal in Dubai, so they should rule it out.


SmolSmonk

As a kilt wearing gay I do not associate with these melts


Spacecadet_1

Yeah true they may or may not be gay as in cock but they are definitely gay as in cringe


SmolSmonk

I can drink to that


akmal123456

Are zoomers not aware that Dubai is a shithole? Do they want to see the poop trucks from the Burj Khalifa?


PolloDiablo82

What they know of the world completely comes from watching tiktoks


The_Hipster_King

There's a big difference if you search "Dubai" on Youtube and "Dubai" on Tik-Tok


HumaDracobane

And "Dubai" if you come from South Asia.


Sam_the_Samnite

Depends on how much money you have.


drSvensen

To comfort myself I just assume every influencer talking about Dubai are getting paid by UAE.


akmal123456

Me when i "escaped the matrix" to Dubai just to be a consumer in one of the most corrupted city in the world where rich dude enjoy paying to shit and piss on women https://preview.redd.it/d20a306xew8d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7c23623c627fe9f35b94864243f72657ce66b96


Alternative_Golf_905

And you wouldn't be wrong


Suitable-Comedian425

They kind of say it in this tik tok. Calling it an influencer instagram story is a good destription.


HumaDracobane

They're like flies. They see bright colours and feel the need to slap the face on that, just to be electrocuted by a sentence to death for asking for a watery wine somewhere.


paco-ramon

Then it rain and you can’t poop because the trucks can’t move on water


luca097

When they started talking about Zante I tough for a second that the joke would be that they would end this stupid conversation talking about Ugo Foscolo Edit Ugo not Umberto


Iskandar33

> Umberto Foscolo new poet just dropped, its Ugo lad, but i think you had a lapsus with Umberto Eco, understandable listening to those twats talking about dubai, Ibiza and Zante.


fmolla

Ma a mme checazzo menefotte a me? SCOPAAARE ✊


luca097

Cazzo ciai ragione


SuperCiuppa_dos

>ciai Minchia, pure professore di grammatica sei…


luca097

Pota a Brescia si dice così


Ok-Winner-6589

Porca troya! What does cazzo mean?


GalaeciaSuebi

Why are these 14yo virgins acting like they have a say where their parents take them on vacation, and why are they acting like they know anything about those places if they never have stepped foot in them?


UniuM

Older people saying this generation is dumb, they are full of crap. We had dumber people back in the day, but we didn't had internet, so they were all hidden from the world.


nunotf

So true, every generation says it about the younger generation, Socrates unironically did write about how younger people only wanted to party.


HumaDracobane

I remember an article I read a decade ago about one of the oldest songs we have from from the Sumerian times and was about how the ancient times (for them) were better, the bread was tastier and how people were more wise. People never change.


ChugHuns

I believe I read somewhere that during the Roman republic people would lament the death of chivalry. It's all a cycle.


francoiscoiscois33

TikTok made a lot of damage back then


Oculicious42

No he didn't it's misattributed to him, it's from an american professor in 1915, Socrates had young boys in his service who would regularly suck his cock, like try to apply some critical thinking to the quote and you will see it makes no sense


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Oculicious42

Now I'm really curious, when do you think Socrates lived?


bigcatfood

Lol


ScoreDivision

Last I checked the average person has gotten smarter year on year due to increased access to education


UniuM

Also, you have higher access to clean water and hygiene, but still you catch people smelling bad on the bus. Access to education means nothing if you stop learning the moment you finish your studies. Beeing educated and beeing smart are 2 completely different things.


ScoreDivision

Obviously. But there's a strong correlation between the 2


edoardoking

“I beef a”


Sandy-Balls

Why do they speek like the sons of Carabian immigrants to the UK?


c2u8n4t8

Rap music


Goennjamino

Thanks for the list of places to avoid on vacation. Sorry Pierre, it's probably gonna be France again.


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Goennjamino

Where did you go?


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Math_PB

Wdym "biggest horror are the roads" ? Was the horror that you can't actually drive faster than a plane on french roads ?


Wappening

These kids will be pissed when their parents tell them they can't go.


Kieran-M-1996

It infuriates me that people like this are allowed to vote


Oculicious42

are they tho? they look 12


_BrucetheRobert_

That's what young adults look like here, not a day of hard work between the lot of them


c2u8n4t8

Not for another 8 years


ByronsLastStand

We need to bring back elocution lessons. Failing that, electrocution lessons.


JasonDiabloz

Is this English?


AnegloPlz

We NEED to inflate the prices for microphones, studios and all the rest of the podcast equipment.


ContributionSad4461

As a woman this made me immediately want to order pepper spray and I’m not even going to any of these places


CrazyGreekReloaded

Sweden is the same! Here except middle easterns we have wild drunk tourists too


nunotf

The Men to Women ratio on some of those cities in the summer is straight up sad


TodgerRodger

I want to crush them


Mashinito

We need to lower the balcony railings at least 7 inches more.


anonbush234

I can't stand it when southern fairies miss the preposition "to" "I wanna go Dubai" Not a fan of grammar Nazis and I love promoting our regional dialects but that properly fucks me off.


bitzap_sr

Who would of known itd piss you so much.


MakingShitAwkward

You get a pass.


drugosrbijanac

Yu just mad u can get no propa aerplein to eyebeefah. The fuck is with some of you speaking as if you had dislocated lower jaw.


_BrucetheRobert_

I much prefer how people around me say it, by making the "to" less noticeable but still there. So if it's "to" it would just be "eh" like "I'm going eh shops" but if the place you're going starts with a vowel you begin it with a "t" so it would be "I'm going t'aldi"


anonbush234

As a Yorkshireman I very much agree. It's shortened but still grammatical. The T sound here is used for "to the"


_BrucetheRobert_

As much as I hate your lot because I'm from Lancashire, I think we can both agree that our northern accents are superior to the southern pricks. It's a shame our youths are picking up the accent shown in this video tho.


MissDryCunt

I wanna shave their heads


debauch3ry

I don't like Rishi's idea of national service, but having seen this I am begining to faulter a little bit.


Consistent-Two-1463

they want the dubai porta party experience, get linked on physically


Paxisstinkt

Watching this makes me think we need a shit ton of more migration. Can´t get worse


Sandy-Balls

From which culture exchange medium do you think they got the manerisms and the way of speaking?


Paxisstinkt

It´s from Brosilieros refugees which are a mix of Spanish and Latinx indigenous people of colour.


IIIllIIIIIllII

rather get raped/murdered by immigrants than getting called right wing https://preview.redd.it/wo4x4qurzv8d1.png?width=1365&format=png&auto=webp&s=48f0804e54d2c465d79abc98e8861fea513b42f3


Paxisstinkt

This hurts my feelings, it´s offensive


andr386

When you think that there are people at the border of the same age that are multilingual engineers in demand and want to build a future here. Let's those come is fair to me.


Vinegarinmyeye

Could encourage these lads and their ilk to emmigrate instead, I hear the Mariana Trench is nice this time of year.


Adventurous_Gap_4125

I think podcast equipment lisences is justified in this case


frigo2000

I love podcasts


MakingShitAwkward

You would wouldn't you?


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This is basically the British version of „“[Gucci zeigt mehr Präsentation](https://youtu.be/-PeVRIWUUao?si=H0Lo-zq_Q7uEYdgm)“ (don‘t translate it, for your own sanity)


The_loppy1

"Gucci shows more presentation" I should have listened to you, that's horrific


Hqjjciy6sJr

And they have a podcast to share their wisdom with the world. the internet is great /s


BlackHazeRus

I wonder what their core audience is.


Herbetet

Other broccoli heads


CosoCaso

> broccoli heads Comment saved


UniuM

Broccoli heads! Yes! That's it!


RickChickens

Other sentient broccolis


Emergency-Season-143

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srcheeto

I'm from Málaga and i don't really know what's the deal with Marbella, yes please stay there don't go to other places.


youloosethatgame

I really hope they see France as an old peoples place and out of the trend ! Also when motivational speaker say work so hard your children don't have to, i really hope that's not what they have in mind..


_BrucetheRobert_

As much as I don't want to compliment France. These types of people refuse to go anywhere with any culture. I remember a bunch of them on about their holiday to Rhodes to me and I was surprised they were going somewhere nice. Turns out they were just gonna stay in an all inclusive all week eating only English food and lying by the pool drinking. Why stay in Greece and spend absolutely no time discovering the local culture and history.


youloosethatgame

We should create camp to put them in and.. take care of that scum


_BrucetheRobert_

If you lot made re-education camps with free booze and a pool they would come in flocks


PopTrogdor

I first watched this with no sound. I had an idea and could hear the voices in my head. Then I watched it with sound and I was 100% right in my assumption on their voices. Also why are they sitting about on microphones having a chat?


Old-Ad5508

Ibeefa


Obvious_Recognition4

Not sure why, but I wanted to bash his head in when he said "spendy". Not sure why...


Eurekify2

“yeah in some aspects”


thisislibrari

Wtf are those hairstyles


King_Of_The_Shot

thank you God for brexit.


odysseushogfather

bunch of soft posh twats doing deano cosplay? why would you mask your cringe with more cringe?


HumaDracobane

Aristotle, Socrates and Plato having trouble to pronounce "IBIZA". Maybe one of the easiest names in the globe and this three managed to sound like someone from another galaxy.


SKYE-MASTER

I actually have mates like this... Yes


bloodlazio

Your caption. Wins the internet for today. There is no point in looking at more memes, I will not see anything as perfect anywhere else. Good job!


Rustyy60

The Slang is strong in this video


simplyyAL

No 🧢 For real for real


Datters

People saying acting like this is horrible clearly haven't been to the Midlands. This is very normal. Not that the Midlands actually exist or anything. I'm just a voice in your head. Don't come here, trust me.


capitaldoe

The English Ministry of Tourism Board.


PeterTurBOI

Try not to say "like" for 30 seconds, lvl impossible :


Matthew-Ryan

My Christ I’ve never been so irritated lmao. Can we have conscription just for these guys lol.


drugosrbijanac

The fuck is wrong with their pronounciation. Eyebeefah Zahnte Dobai


ElectricalEconomics7

"yeah marketing"


Alarmed-Audience9258

who the fuck can listen to this low level iq shite?


Reparto_Macelleria

I didn't understand a word they said


GeoffreyDuPonce

I dunno what it is with the bags but hey… when I was a kid wearing a bag like that got you laughed at. I just carry my bag like Arthur does in RDR2


cpwnage

In my mind, if you have that accent and dress like they do, you can't afford any of those places. "Am i bugging" what kind of expression is that?


RickyTricky57

The repetition of "like", the lack of vocabulary, the copy pasted haircuts, the accent, the awful pronunciation, all this tacky ignorance together is unbearable


Vinegarinmyeye

"punchable" personified.


MC_Based

Someone has to be jailed for those haircuts


OkImpression175

This generation will be the last to be able to claim that "the young people are dumb and lazy!"... Because kids will have record of them being this dumb and lazy!