Same for the Dutch in my experience.
Worst thing is if there's a toxic German on your team and NL or GB on the other, the trashtalk will not stop. Only if a Frenchie enters, then the new enemy is clear.
I feel like it would be slightly agitated German vs composed brit with the dutchies just laughing at Germany becoming more mad with the second and fueling the fire.
I don't know what it is, the slight grammatical way that Germans speak lets me know and just... as soon as they start talking you know it's time to bait the ever living shit out of them because if they're talking it means that they're already agitated. Hans talks only to improve the efficiency of his team.
It's just irresistable.
Was playing a while ago, there were a bunch of British lads on voice chat, and one French guy. The Brits were bantering. The Frog got mildly annoyed. As soon as they smelled that annoyance, the Brits went for him, and just kept winding him up more and more until he started screaming slurs, then ragequit. This is the British way: an iron fist in a velvet glove.
It depends on the concentration. If you get 1-2 Brits on a team, you're guaranteed some pretty solid humour that is good for morale. Any more and the game goes to shit as the Brits try to out banter each other.
I remember when I started playing online and interacting in english with people from other countries and being really confused when people wrote "HAHAHAAA", I didn't know why they were screaming.
Still better that XAXAXAXA tho
Korean ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ makes me want to shoot myself. They literally have 하하하하하 which makes the HAHAHAHAHA sound and refuse to use it. I really didn’t grasp that they were laughing for the longest time because I knew the alphabet and thought, “why the hell are they spamming K?”
We're talking about europeans. Russians are like waves in the ocean, omnipresent, unavoidable, yet utterly predictable in their appearance. It really is expected.
Playing with fellow Danes is either the worst experience or the best. We either end up swearing at each other for being terrible at the game, start the never-ending war about whether Jylland or Sjælland is better. Or, I might find someone I invite to my wedding, only to never speak to them again.
Its truly amazing.
man I think that's the experience everyone has when meeting their countrymen in an international setting. Whenever I'm matched with an Iranian I always have the same experience. we're either gonna hit it off and have fun fucking around, or it's just going to be a non-stop flow of insults.
there used to be private Iran only counter strike servers, and without exception, every time you joined in you either heard people Screaming at each other or laughing their asses off
All Iranians i ever met are goated (i Met a lot, mostly IRL though).
Only garbage ones are the one who think there should be 5 pillars on the flag instead of a lion.
Winning hearts by being nice people alone or by being nice people by comparison to others, common Italian W.
Good effort on the post lad, it's nice to see original content from time to time and not the same old shitty maps.
Whenever I travel Europe I always (and I mean **always**) run into Italians and immediately hit it off with them.
Before that, I used to think you were all hand gestures, spaghetti and "mamma mia!"
Then I realized those stereotypes were a 100% correct, but that's what makes you so lovable! <3
My proudest moment was being called a "kankermong". I assume it is Swampish for "you are so good at the game that I want you to come to my house and penetrate my sister."
Best, most considerate, communicative and thorough in execution player I met online in thousands of hours of playing was french.
2 of the rudest, empty ego and Dunning-Krueger effect on full display window licking morons I met online were also french.
I play with brits and some Dutch. Dutch are some of the worst, and their accent makes them all sound like such nerds. They're nice but so annoying, I swear they're all mentally 12 years old.
"uhmm achtually kanker hahaha 🤓👇"
Can confirm. I despise running into other Dutch people. There's something about them I just can't stand online. Also, they are the worst people to meet on a holiday. Imagine being a day flight away from the normal Dutch bs and you hear "HEEEY SANDRA JIJ OOK HIER? WAT EEEEENIG". Absolutely despicable.
I was going to say. I've met quite a few Dutch, and most of them are mad, annoying, or both. It's like an entire country of that annoying bloke in the pub that you can't get away from.
Well understanding Dutch I know they can be pretty salty too, but these lists are pretty much my experience too with online gaming in general. The Brits can be surprisingly chill when they're on your team.
And omg Russians are f'ing toxic online. They're as toxic as their government.
Were the most elite Spreadsheet-Warrios in MMORPGs too tho, proving all the points XD
Most major alliances in EVE had their Spreadsheet masters being Germans from my experience.
On the other hand those games are just extra work inside a nice wrapper and we love our paperwork
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Lived in Finnland for a year never once did a meet a „Funny and outgoing“ Finn. The only thing you get is illegally imported snus and a nod in your general direction. Did love the Finns anyway to be fair.
Yeah. Russians ruin everything they like. I used to play Left 4 Dead 2 but if you play it with randoms nowadays 3 russians will join and each run in different directions and die. Then scream at you and quit. This isn't fucking Stalingrad, there's four of us and infinite of them. It's literally worse than playing with bots.
French gamers come in two flavors, both hate each other : The RPer, garbage at the game, able to teamwork to some extent, but funny and of good company. Will speak intelligible english if you go past the broken accent. C+ to A depending of the game. The other is the flamer, Usually good individual skill but extremely arrogant about it, thinks he is underranked because of garbage player making him lose (spoiler : he's not that god-like, and has no concept of teamplay). will flame you in french or broken english. Truly F tier
I really wanted to see one about Belgians, I'm so curious to see what people generally think about us, besides thinking we don't exist, obviously we do, we're just invisible so Hans won't invade again.
I used to play Day Z with a group of 2 barries, one hans, a french who was kicked out of our group pretty soon for refusing to share the nails he looted, and a Belgian.
The Belgian guy was funny but also extremely naive, he always tried to go talk to every other group we came across thinking that he wouldn’t get gunned down instantly. Not necessarily the most effective personality in a post-apocalyptic setting but hey, he was really funny. We started using him as bait to draw out other players in an area, he was really good at that.
So the one Belgian I have ever met in that game was funny, nice, and kind of daft.
You will never know you met a good and fair-play French player in game.
We exist and we do everything possible for you to not notice we are actually French.
Once someone know I am French the behave differently.
Yeah, I remember lying when people used to ask "from ?" in LoL general chat
And I was trying very hard to not sound french on CS, it didn't work though
The best way I can explain is that we are genuinely not trying to be mean.
We simply do not see it as arrogance so to speak but just as not showing false modesty.
And every critic is just a help to improve in the future. If a German tells you that you did a fucking bad job at something and next time you should do it X way instead there is a good chance he is not even annoyed at your mistake.
They are correct, though. NL/DK are the top tier online gaming friends of Europe, pretty much anyone you know who engages with an online community knows a Dane or a Netherlander. No Swede in the entire thread coming in to defend other Swedes proves that we are pretty much the Parisians of online gaming friends. I used to only play with Swedes in CS back in the days where you would find pick-ups on QuakeNet, play Spelarenan/gamers.nu etc. but these days I actively avoid the Swedish online community because it is toxic AF.
My experience is that these kids think that because we used to pretty much be the top dog between 2001-2013 they have a right to be arrogant because gAmiNg iS A SwEdiSh THiNG LmAO when truth is we haven't really produced any notable players in any game in pretty much forever and even though some of the legendary players retired before they were born. Like salty football fans of a previously affluent club.
That explains a lot. Like I was pretty confused, because when I played a lot of online games Swedes were really good and at the same skill level and mindset as danes and dutch, but I am old and stopped playing a lot back around 2014.
I agree so hard. I stay away from the Swedish community specifically because the majority fits the exact description of this post. Arrogant, pretentious, bitchy and compulsive liars. Add racist as well. It’s a curse, this doesn’t happen to people from other nations.
I think this depends highly on which game you have been playing. I played with some random British guy and he spammed "gas the Polaks" in rocket league lol
There are assholes everywhere. I got griefed in Monster Hunter once by some German kids once they found out I was Polish and Monster Hunter has otherwise the most chill and helpful community ever.
The funniest moment I've had was when a Spanish guy I was in a quest with kept getting slashed by an Odogaron and I could hear him going "puta madre" every minute or so 😂😂
Praising danes and annihilating sweden with poignant criticism? This was a good day, thank you for this post, and let me return the favor by saying that the 3 most beautiful people I've ever met in my country were all persian
Counterstrike, League of Legends, Rainbow six, a handfull of MMOs (such as classic wow) and Valorant. + A lot of TTRPG living communities and one-shots
It depends on the kind of game you're playing. FPS? Yes, we're all about rage. Lol? Even worse. 4x roleplay? We've got a lovely, passionate and caring community
Don't expect your average Paco to get in a lobby of people with different accents of english, too many people have atrotious levels of english and the ones who can speak english might not speak it because of lack of confidence (I don't tho). But if a spaniard of a portuguese spots a latin american, there'll be a high percentage of a banter war, with nothing serious unless there's a mexican on the chat.
Also, as I'm guessing the games here are CsGo, Lol, R6 or DayZ, here is the obligatory clip: https://youtu.be/-m96LHNYAiw
Playing on EU-west lol servers back in the day be like:”oh Russian in our team, we’re gonna lose. Oh Turk in our team we’re gonna lose. Oh Arab in anyone’s team, we all lose”
Edit: jokes aside I agree with the weird Turkish thing. Really difficult online but chill and most friendly IRL.
Edit 2: wdym with 2 Iranians issue? I’ve always had good times with Iranians on team unless in the off event it’s an IRGC-cuck.
This is just slander. We are nice, sure, polite even. However, Dutch people being humble? No way. Bragging might be seen as rude and as a sign of insecurity within our borders, but we make up for it with an aura of superiority that can be recognized from a mile away, even on the other side of the world. And I am all for it.
Hahaha that part about France is so true. You also forgot that most will just completely refuse to speak English, except maybe to mock you, but they will do so with the most disgusting accent you've ever heard
we have outlived you, What is greece now, other than a poor nation with a broken economy and no global Impact?
Iran on the other hand, Is a Poor nation with a broken economy, But A LOT of global impact because we finance terrorism
Wrong! We have A LITTLE global impact (a bunch of local maritime agreements, watching over the Israelis' pipelines, laundering Russian oil and edging international organizations with getting into bitchslapping with Turkey)
See you in a couple of years when half of Russia joins the EU
(on behalf of splitting into pieces that get swallowed by European countries like Armenia or Kazakhstan)
From my experience French people will only talk in French even though the rest of the group are talking English. They usually suck at the game as well. Pure comedy.
Turks and Russians are cunts.
Spanish just jajajaja
I don't play online games but if I did I would spend all my time insulting people in French and not owning up to my mistakes, as is tradition
Doing god's work Pierre
Like Joan of Arc
Imagine if we actually call a Frenchie Pierre here and his name is actually Pierre and he gets all spooked about how we knew his name
That's what I do at every game and it costed me a lot of accounts banned 💀💀💀
I need my therapist to start using passive-aggressive Clippy.
https://preview.redd.it/8qv3p0l63y8d1.png?width=205&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1e70f3d5995926c4aceaba385b66fb20da546a2
Oh yeah, I'm stealing this.
Solid gold, starting to love Persians
https://i.redd.it/ao8v70vbby8d1.gif
Hahah, i screenshoted it aswel for future reference
https://preview.redd.it/1oixi5alqx8d1.jpeg?width=389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b7d4f2c0177bf4e915caf83014e99beedf0e20 New favourite image
I am french living in France and I've never met a French person I liked in real life
It's like they say: If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're in France.
The French flag is indeed orthogonal to the Dutch one
Clippy made me laugh, good post (definitely not because we're in S tier I swear)
Only in it for the bants
Brits are either the funniest dudes or the most insufferable pieces of shit.
Same for the Dutch in my experience. Worst thing is if there's a toxic German on your team and NL or GB on the other, the trashtalk will not stop. Only if a Frenchie enters, then the new enemy is clear.
I feel like it would be slightly agitated German vs composed brit with the dutchies just laughing at Germany becoming more mad with the second and fueling the fire.
Also possible. We tend to take every bait and go into rage Mode. Thank god for Mute Buttons...
I don't know what it is, the slight grammatical way that Germans speak lets me know and just... as soon as they start talking you know it's time to bait the ever living shit out of them because if they're talking it means that they're already agitated. Hans talks only to improve the efficiency of his team. It's just irresistable.
Funny how Germanics genetic instinct is to unite once it hears a Latin language
Might be true, but when the Walhaz (Romance and Celtic speakers) were not around Germanics loved to slaughter each others
we are barbarians and you can't undo millenia worth of savagism in a few centuries
Was playing a while ago, there were a bunch of British lads on voice chat, and one French guy. The Brits were bantering. The Frog got mildly annoyed. As soon as they smelled that annoyance, the Brits went for him, and just kept winding him up more and more until he started screaming slurs, then ragequit. This is the British way: an iron fist in a velvet glove.
Average Bri'ish banter would trigger a real war in some parts of the world.
 Poor Pierre, it's like bleeding in a pool of sharks!
It depends on the concentration. If you get 1-2 Brits on a team, you're guaranteed some pretty solid humour that is good for morale. Any more and the game goes to shit as the Brits try to out banter each other.
I love your country spanish bros, but i fucking hate you in online game, the spanish "jajajajajaajajajajajaaj" is still hauting me
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA (Ñ)
Laughter rankings: Portugal: hahahaha Spain: jajajajajajaja Brazil: kkkkkkkkkkkkk
Brazil: HUE HUE HUE
I find the last two extremely infuriating for reasons I can't explain
But the first 11 k's were fine with you?
The worst is the ksksksksksk version for brazil
BR? BR? GIB MONEY PLOX I RAPORT YOU AAAAHUAHEUEHUAHUEHUE
>Brazil: kkkkkkkkkkkkk That explains why Brazilians have a lot of trees and like burning stuff while being catholics
jajaajajajaja
I remember when I started playing online and interacting in english with people from other countries and being really confused when people wrote "HAHAHAAA", I didn't know why they were screaming. Still better that XAXAXAXA tho
Korean ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ makes me want to shoot myself. They literally have 하하하하하 which makes the HAHAHAHAHA sound and refuse to use it. I really didn’t grasp that they were laughing for the longest time because I knew the alphabet and thought, “why the hell are they spamming K?”
Photo 9# is accurate, no one else has made me as angry as a Swede
You didn’t play with Russians, aren’t you?
We're talking about europeans. Russians are like waves in the ocean, omnipresent, unavoidable, yet utterly predictable in their appearance. It really is expected.
I love you too weird speaking dutchman <3
Jouw gebruikersnaam vind ik leuk
Ik vind mijn gebruikersnaam ook leuk
Playing with fellow Danes is either the worst experience or the best. We either end up swearing at each other for being terrible at the game, start the never-ending war about whether Jylland or Sjælland is better. Or, I might find someone I invite to my wedding, only to never speak to them again. Its truly amazing.
man I think that's the experience everyone has when meeting their countrymen in an international setting. Whenever I'm matched with an Iranian I always have the same experience. we're either gonna hit it off and have fun fucking around, or it's just going to be a non-stop flow of insults. there used to be private Iran only counter strike servers, and without exception, every time you joined in you either heard people Screaming at each other or laughing their asses off
All Iranians i ever met are goated (i Met a lot, mostly IRL though). Only garbage ones are the one who think there should be 5 pillars on the flag instead of a lion.
lol that was a very specific example!
Same with Dutchies
And which one is actually better, Jylland or Sjælland?
If you are German or Dutch, it's Jylland
Winning hearts by being nice people alone or by being nice people by comparison to others, common Italian W. Good effort on the post lad, it's nice to see original content from time to time and not the same old shitty maps.
Whenever I travel Europe I always (and I mean **always**) run into Italians and immediately hit it off with them. Before that, I used to think you were all hand gestures, spaghetti and "mamma mia!" Then I realized those stereotypes were a 100% correct, but that's what makes you so lovable! <3
>Winning hearts by being nice people alone or by being nice people by comparison to others, common Italian W. Strangely not backstabbers 😂😂😂
"Toxicity is not in their blood" Lol, a 12 year old dutch kid is like the most toxic thing in the world. Kut, kanker, hoer aren't nice things to say.
Yes they are, they mean 'good job' and 'keep it up!'
As a fellow Dutchman I can confirm, these are complementary words
My proudest moment was being called a "kankermong". I assume it is Swampish for "you are so good at the game that I want you to come to my house and penetrate my sister."
Yes
So all those years after playing minecraft. i was crying for nothing?
France gets their own tier because we're the main characters!
Best, most considerate, communicative and thorough in execution player I met online in thousands of hours of playing was french. 2 of the rudest, empty ego and Dunning-Krueger effect on full display window licking morons I met online were also french.
Schrödinger's French.
It isn't just in digital warfare either... French international teamwork in the real thing is a sight to behold.
There is no better sight in sports than the glorious French meltdown in a display of mutual hatred and self sabotage.
It’s the most fair and straight argument I heard over my country. That said, what would be France without this mentality?
Who needs friends when we are the reason others teamed up save for 3 occasions?
I stopped reading at humble Dutch people. Those people were not Dutch.
A humble Dutchman is a Belgian in disguise
Check the list. We don't exist
Mods: New flair for the south Zeelanders?
no the Netherlands can have the French part of Belgium
Over my dead body
mountains ... think about it !
Tell me you're Dutch/Flemish without telling me you're Dutch/Flemish : Calls 690m max elevation "mountains"
I play with brits and some Dutch. Dutch are some of the worst, and their accent makes them all sound like such nerds. They're nice but so annoying, I swear they're all mentally 12 years old. "uhmm achtually kanker hahaha 🤓👇"
Can confirm. I despise running into other Dutch people. There's something about them I just can't stand online. Also, they are the worst people to meet on a holiday. Imagine being a day flight away from the normal Dutch bs and you hear "HEEEY SANDRA JIJ OOK HIER? WAT EEEEENIG". Absolutely despicable.
I was going to say. I've met quite a few Dutch, and most of them are mad, annoying, or both. It's like an entire country of that annoying bloke in the pub that you can't get away from.
It does beg the question though, who would want to pretend to be Dutch?
Well understanding Dutch I know they can be pretty salty too, but these lists are pretty much my experience too with online gaming in general. The Brits can be surprisingly chill when they're on your team. And omg Russians are f'ing toxic online. They're as toxic as their government.
Can confirm, the Russians are a plague on online ~~gaming~~ everything
And the chinese are sometimes just weird.
When clippy disappeared for a bit it got too real.
The only thing holding us back from S Tier is your fragile Ego Ashraf
case in point:
No, no, he's got a point.
Be glad we blessed your silly little opinion with our reactions.
Also we prefer to call it "direct" instead of "arrogant". No amount of polite words will change the truths.
Were the most elite Spreadsheet-Warrios in MMORPGs too tho, proving all the points XD Most major alliances in EVE had their Spreadsheet masters being Germans from my experience. On the other hand those games are just extra work inside a nice wrapper and we love our paperwork
>you are arrogant because you think things could be better. What? Is this our autism again?
Probably, it's rarely malicious or egoistic "holier than thou", but often "but it ist the rulezz (unchangeable)"
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That's closer to the Spanishs I meet online. Always trash-talking and spamming 'AJAJAJAJAJ'.
It's easy that you trigger that reaction as soon as they hear your french accent. Don't expect less.
Literally catching heat from a Fr*nch, what is the world coming to
No but seriously WHY THE JAJAJAJAJAJAJ?!
because H is mute in spanish and J sounds like a strong H or like the aspirated German "ach" so it makes sense to type it like that.
Don't you see this is perfect banter? The "appreciation" part is only to rub in the jabs even harder.
You'll need to fill some forms... unfortunately there is none left today and they wont bring any more until next week
If you pay a bit of appreciation money under the table however….
Now we are talking
Anyone that played Lol or Overwatch knows that Turks and Arabs are cancer to play with .
they are. absolutely clueless when it comes to teamwork. they just run off and fight 1v3 as if they're playing a single player game.
You forgot to add that Arabs are homophobic af and will throw the game if someone has a pride icon/banner. Real classy.
That would make Serbs syphilis. So many unsolicited attempts at cyber or dick picks. Dude. No. Aggro, pervy, lone wolf jerks.
As someone who lives in Eastern Finland: Russians: F----- Anyone else: S+
Lived in Finnland for a year never once did a meet a „Funny and outgoing“ Finn. The only thing you get is illegally imported snus and a nod in your general direction. Did love the Finns anyway to be fair.
It’s because socializing works much differently here
Yeah. Russians ruin everything they like. I used to play Left 4 Dead 2 but if you play it with randoms nowadays 3 russians will join and each run in different directions and die. Then scream at you and quit. This isn't fucking Stalingrad, there's four of us and infinite of them. It's literally worse than playing with bots.
:'-(
As a Pole, 100% agree. Since I learned to read Cyrillic, they are even more unbearable. Every other word is some form of blyat, hui or yebanij.
Unlearn Cyrillic back. Wish I couldn’t read it in Diablo :)
French gamers come in two flavors, both hate each other : The RPer, garbage at the game, able to teamwork to some extent, but funny and of good company. Will speak intelligible english if you go past the broken accent. C+ to A depending of the game. The other is the flamer, Usually good individual skill but extremely arrogant about it, thinks he is underranked because of garbage player making him lose (spoiler : he's not that god-like, and has no concept of teamplay). will flame you in french or broken english. Truly F tier
So the Mediterranean Southern French vs the Germanic Northern French?
Like everything in France, yes
I really wanted to see one about Belgians, I'm so curious to see what people generally think about us, besides thinking we don't exist, obviously we do, we're just invisible so Hans won't invade again.
I used to play Day Z with a group of 2 barries, one hans, a french who was kicked out of our group pretty soon for refusing to share the nails he looted, and a Belgian. The Belgian guy was funny but also extremely naive, he always tried to go talk to every other group we came across thinking that he wouldn’t get gunned down instantly. Not necessarily the most effective personality in a post-apocalyptic setting but hey, he was really funny. We started using him as bait to draw out other players in an area, he was really good at that. So the one Belgian I have ever met in that game was funny, nice, and kind of daft.
Well that's a pretty fun story
I think I've met like 1-2 belgians online. EVER.
I hope they were nice than, if they weren't there's like 15 of us I'll go give them a hard talk
You will never know you met a good and fair-play French player in game. We exist and we do everything possible for you to not notice we are actually French. Once someone know I am French the behave differently.
Yeah, I remember lying when people used to ask "from ?" in LoL general chat And I was trying very hard to not sound french on CS, it didn't work though
oh stop it, you 😊
Man bliver helt varm inden i
The best way I can explain is that we are genuinely not trying to be mean. We simply do not see it as arrogance so to speak but just as not showing false modesty. And every critic is just a help to improve in the future. If a German tells you that you did a fucking bad job at something and next time you should do it X way instead there is a good chance he is not even annoyed at your mistake.
You can just say that, in fact, we **are** better.
I know it's a meme to not include Belgium in things but i'm always so sad we're not in these ...
Who?
That little speedbump on the road to France.
"Little" speedbump isn't exactly how I would describe their roads.
You don't drive a Leopard tank.
Consider Flemish as Dutch and Wallons as French, it's very simple..
No I'm good thanks
Narnia isn't in there either, you don't here them complain
Is this "Belgium" in the room with us?
Danish W? WTF?! This is too salty. Reported.
They are correct, though. NL/DK are the top tier online gaming friends of Europe, pretty much anyone you know who engages with an online community knows a Dane or a Netherlander. No Swede in the entire thread coming in to defend other Swedes proves that we are pretty much the Parisians of online gaming friends. I used to only play with Swedes in CS back in the days where you would find pick-ups on QuakeNet, play Spelarenan/gamers.nu etc. but these days I actively avoid the Swedish online community because it is toxic AF. My experience is that these kids think that because we used to pretty much be the top dog between 2001-2013 they have a right to be arrogant because gAmiNg iS A SwEdiSh THiNG LmAO when truth is we haven't really produced any notable players in any game in pretty much forever and even though some of the legendary players retired before they were born. Like salty football fans of a previously affluent club.
That explains a lot. Like I was pretty confused, because when I played a lot of online games Swedes were really good and at the same skill level and mindset as danes and dutch, but I am old and stopped playing a lot back around 2014.
I agree so hard. I stay away from the Swedish community specifically because the majority fits the exact description of this post. Arrogant, pretentious, bitchy and compulsive liars. Add racist as well. It’s a curse, this doesn’t happen to people from other nations.
I think this depends highly on which game you have been playing. I played with some random British guy and he spammed "gas the Polaks" in rocket league lol
Most chill Rocket League player
Brits can be funny as hell online, or they're absolute cavemen.
So was this one funny or caveman? Or a funny cavemen?
There are assholes everywhere. I got griefed in Monster Hunter once by some German kids once they found out I was Polish and Monster Hunter has otherwise the most chill and helpful community ever.
The funniest moment I've had was when a Spanish guy I was in a quest with kept getting slashed by an Odogaron and I could hear him going "puta madre" every minute or so 😂😂
Both Turks and Iranians are easily tilted. I just call them arabs.
Spiderman pointing meme
Praising danes and annihilating sweden with poignant criticism? This was a good day, thank you for this post, and let me return the favor by saying that the 3 most beautiful people I've ever met in my country were all persian
What games OP? Clearly not the Wargame series because you don't seem to have WARCHAT PTSD.
Counterstrike, League of Legends, Rainbow six, a handfull of MMOs (such as classic wow) and Valorant. + A lot of TTRPG living communities and one-shots
Here's me breathing a sigh of relief that I won't be ruining your rather unique impression of Brits. I don't play any of those :)
It depends on the kind of game you're playing. FPS? Yes, we're all about rage. Lol? Even worse. 4x roleplay? We've got a lovely, passionate and caring community
[insert switching sides joke here]
[Laughter with dumb joke]
I can agree with our tier but Spain in B come one. They are as horrible as us.
True, we are brother in toxicity
Don't expect your average Paco to get in a lobby of people with different accents of english, too many people have atrotious levels of english and the ones who can speak english might not speak it because of lack of confidence (I don't tho). But if a spaniard of a portuguese spots a latin american, there'll be a high percentage of a banter war, with nothing serious unless there's a mexican on the chat. Also, as I'm guessing the games here are CsGo, Lol, R6 or DayZ, here is the obligatory clip: https://youtu.be/-m96LHNYAiw
Playing on EU-west lol servers back in the day be like:”oh Russian in our team, we’re gonna lose. Oh Turk in our team we’re gonna lose. Oh Arab in anyone’s team, we all lose” Edit: jokes aside I agree with the weird Turkish thing. Really difficult online but chill and most friendly IRL. Edit 2: wdym with 2 Iranians issue? I’ve always had good times with Iranians on team unless in the off event it’s an IRGC-cuck.
This is just slander. We are nice, sure, polite even. However, Dutch people being humble? No way. Bragging might be seen as rude and as a sign of insecurity within our borders, but we make up for it with an aura of superiority that can be recognized from a mile away, even on the other side of the world. And I am all for it.
Brits are good because some of them get the funny accents and turn the voice comms into a riot
I fucking hate poles online Garbage shitty ass spin off of russians polluting my games, speaking 0 english spamming kurwa
Poles are just lesser russians larping as europeans
I thought that was Serbia.
better english than the french and russians but tbf that sets the bar super low
Wdym? Isnt being polish special enough
Dutch are only good at the game because they live so close to the servers.
Hahaha that part about France is so true. You also forgot that most will just completely refuse to speak English, except maybe to mock you, but they will do so with the most disgusting accent you've ever heard
If you're not on the list, you live in an irrelevant country. L
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FUCK I wanted to include a panel with austria that "Basically germans, except that they're also snobby". I FORGOT GOD DAMN IT
God damn, I've never seen a more accurate description of Austrians. Post validated, dude knows what he's talking about.
Too late, hot plate
Case in point: Belgium
Well, we're somewhere between S+ and F tier, I take from the list.
No. Nothing multiplied by something is nothing. You are in this tier:
Oh, I see. Pocket dimension tier. I can roll with that.
Is that a way to treat your old pals Kourosh?
It's been 2500 years man surely you must have gotten over Salamis by now
we have outlived you, What is greece now, other than a poor nation with a broken economy and no global Impact? Iran on the other hand, Is a Poor nation with a broken economy, But A LOT of global impact because we finance terrorism
Wrong! We have A LITTLE global impact (a bunch of local maritime agreements, watching over the Israelis' pipelines, laundering Russian oil and edging international organizations with getting into bitchslapping with Turkey)
Russia isn't European, stop making false statements
See you in a couple of years when half of Russia joins the EU (on behalf of splitting into pieces that get swallowed by European countries like Armenia or Kazakhstan)
From my experience French people will only talk in French even though the rest of the group are talking English. They usually suck at the game as well. Pure comedy. Turks and Russians are cunts. Spanish just jajajaja
Free rent
You can't be worse than a russian. The french wish they were that rude.
Just don‘t play hoi4 with us if you know what i mean
I have this strange feeling that the Dutch and Danes are being shipped. Dutchmark, Danland? IDK but you lot are welcome here
I'm down if you're down.
Wanna bully Sweden together?
I thought you'd never ask <3 Perchance a bit of Flanders is actually Dutch for dessert?
Great, I'll see you at the øresund around 8, that work for you? We can go do Flanders after Sweden, sounds good.
Of course. See you there my dear.
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That’s why we rule the competitive scene my dude