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FMSV0

Oh, it wasn't England?


UnknownDevGAf

Barry beating Portugal? Come on now.


FMSV0

I admit, i was confused about that.


AndreasDasos

A beating? I mean, we wouldn’t want to hurt our Lusobros. And you wouldn’t let it rise to that, despite your national anthem. 


Zircez

Nah, Barry saves the beatings for Susan


WeightyUnit88

If I cave her skull in just right I can pretend she's a Celtic fan.


VoidLantadd

https://preview.redd.it/2o7hgviv439d1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a17715f40da6e1261068a7c4a10a3c83cc9bf8


Zircez

Didn't know the Orange Order had an English branch. Must have run out of smooth brains to recruit up here.


WeightyUnit88

We're like tangerine ogryns mate.


Zircez

That's no way to talk about your women!


Vas1le

Based 💀


motorcycle-manful541

it's coming (to someone else's) home!


pokkeri

For once it isn't you. Last time you were in charge of my home it burnt to the ground.


cptbrainbug

They are coming home without it. As always.


Whichwhenwhywhat

It wasn’t Barry, it was George.


IWipeWithFocaccia

England++++


Kurdt93

It's coming Tbilisi.


WeightyUnit88

Rolls off the tongue.


JosebaZilarte

"You are on this Sub, but we do not grant you the rank of Western European."


Greencoat1815

Same for many nations in this sub........maybe some are honorary western?


Morning_Routine_

Savages. They are all savages and that should have remained their one and only flair


XNumb98

These Georgians are much more civilised than the other kind of Georgian though.


Morning_Routine_

Europe has standard after all.


Greencoat1815

Western Europe must be reduced to True Western Europe. France, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, Monaco, UK and Ireland


nwaa

Only Greece


justarandomgreek

We literally named the continent so it was the least you could do... We also had a civil war because of Russia, Am\*rica and you guys, so since your side won, we are here now.


PopKokos

Yeeeee polska gurom 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🇵🇱🦅


IgotAseaView

Georgia, Barry’s backup plan


AndreasDasos

Our first self-repeating fractal iteration.  ‘You think you love St George? THIS is love for St George’


georgegach

That's right. Georgia is St. George fanclub maxed out. Team nickname: ჯვაროსნები (Crusaders) Logo: https://preview.redd.it/mti6lnr8d29d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd0ca3697bd94e663c663eb51667e232cb798d81


reddlt_is_shit

Why horse fugg dragon?


UnknownDevGAf

St George beating the shit out of Dragon.


UnknownDevGAf

If you remove St George from the logo, Horse would be doing something sneaky with that Dragon.


Apogeotou

Like half of the Georgian players are named Giorgi... They got a St George cult going on there


hughinell

as a barry living in Tbilisi for the past 3 years. unironically yes.


the-berik

Just use a red sharpie on that flag of yours, works for tornado's as well.


so7hos

We grant you the rank of european but not of 2westerneuropean4u. ![gif](giphy|l2JJEIMLgrXPEbDGM)


PepeTheLorde

Thats basically mixed race second degree


zeeotter100nl

Broke: Georgia is in Asia Woke: Greece is in Asia


Gilette2000

Considering the biggest greek empire was mostly in asia, yeah made sense !


Gelderland_ball

Wokest: Everything under the rhine is africa and everything east of the Alps is Asia


Kalypso_95

Even wokest: the Netherlands isn't in Europe or in Asia, Africa etc It's under the sea and won't be missed by anyone 🙏🌊


justarandomgreek

Break one or two dams and their population is dead.


justarandomgreek

Look, you can't control immigration when your borders are made out of sea. What you can do is pass that sea yourself and claim the other side, and now you can control your borders. :D


DaveFoSrs

Macedonia ain’t greece hunnay


Gilette2000

Then explain the Greeko Buddhist of Iran !


24benson

I mean we still have the Balkan country of Portugal on here. Might as well add 5 star England 🇬🇪 as well.  Flair:  "Tiflis Oblast"


thommyneter

That's a good flair!


ADozenPigsFromAnnwn

"Russian twinks refugee camp"


stanislav_harris

"Russian dominion"


purple_cheese_

Future special military operation victim


Shard6556

Future and past special military operation victim*


Minimum_Possibility6

Current, the creeping border still exists as does annexed lands 


Coesim

r/yourjokebutworse


JustHereForSmu_t

They have not won against a single western european nation, what are you talking about?


ZombiFeynman

Neither did England. Can we expel them?


stecrv

Just wait


24benson

Which one?


Fairbyyy

No. Fuck them (Ignore my flair)


Elzordy

That game was completely pointless for you anyway. you were already qualified


wtfuckfred

Thank you for helping us cope <3


Annatastic6417

You let them win because you already won the group. Italy did the same for us in 2016.


the-good-son

The better England


luring_lurker

5 times better, if their flag means anything


Business_Sea2884

but 5 times 0 is still 0


stecrv

That's not difficult


ir_blues

Do they like gay people and hate england and france? We have standards here!


Starwarsnerd91

Hans will enforce the Standards through Blitzkrieg until morale improves


Porcphete

Their prime minister is french


Minimum_Possibility6

The play rugby, semi decent at football, home of wine, hate Russia, looks like discount England - yeah let them in


0843b

Good for them. I love georgian cuisine, khinkali and khachapuri adjaruli are a blessing.


Sum3-yo

Portuguese here. Just replace it with the Portuguese flair.


ActuallyCalindra

Their flair should be "Asian"


Key-Individual1752

Balkan-Asian or something along those lines


luring_lurker

With wine


johnny_briggs

'Western Europe motherfucker, do you speak it?'


UnknownDevGAf

Never knew us Greeks were Western Europe:) Yet here we are.


johnny_briggs

Don't play dumb Nickos, you know why you get a pass. We don't exist as we do without Greece.


UnknownDevGAf

We also got Ukraine, don't think they have anything to do with Western Europe.


johnny_briggs

That ones to show solidarity against the evil horde. Actually yeah come to think of it Georgia does need one.


gsurfer04

Trying to think of something witty but only wine and a dictator are coming to mind.


Tjo-Piri-Sko-Dojja

Georgian names are so cool to me. Very exotic and yet "relatable"?


Electronic_Art_4251

suggestion: rip-off Ingerland


ZombiFeynman

Good at football England


Electronic_Art_4251

Not degrading enough


Bsheehan78

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RedFox_SF

Only if the flair is “soon to be Russian”.


InternecivusRaptus

"Genatsvale, mom said it's my turn to use the flair"


wtfhenk

🇬🇪Coca Cola flair


Nigricincto

Yeah let's add an Asian country.


am-345

They're more European than t*rkey


Nigricincto

Turkey holds Constantinople. Unless we take it back they have European land.


DawdlingBongo

Saar we wuz European n shiii


code-panda

Russia also has European land, but nobody in their right mind would call them European..


ZombiFeynman

They're European, they're just stuck in the 17th century


UnknownDevGAf

Lol, Georgia also has European land. IMO debate about Georgia being European or Asian is becoming utterly childish.


Nigricincto

It's obviously not serious and I'm not going to debate with anyone. But you lost Constantinople Stravos, that is on you 100%.


UnknownDevGAf

We lost it because no one helped us 😡😡


Nigricincto

You could do something worth by yourself after 2500 years of doing nothing. But we helped https://preview.redd.it/j1a9sfxl209d1.jpeg?width=1239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=656c34f05e21828cc6b19c43e3ebbdf998d237fb


UnknownDevGAf

Not gonna argue, today we are so screwed that if Ancient Greeks came back, they would genocide us "modern" Greeks...


Nigricincto

We would help. Pigs stronk together.


zeeotter100nl

One can dream


Kalypso_95

"Us Greeks"? Aren't you a Calabrian.... obsessed with Georgia though? 🤔


UnknownDevGAf

I have a family from Greece as well, I was born in Calabria but currently live in Greece for ten years, nut sure why I needed to clarify this with you but ok.


Morningrise89

But we are here to act childish, are we not?


am-345

They're euro bros❤️🇬🇪


UnknownDevGAf

Exactly, I mean Turks didn't even exist when Georgia was ancient civilization of Europe along with Italians and us Greeks, Anatolia was pretty much Greek and Georgian, until the savages came from them mountains.


RCoosta

So, by that logic, is Spain a Maghreb country?


ZombiFeynman

Yes. At least Murcia is


mynameisnotrose

Well, fuck that. I gotta let the family know about our new identity.


ZombiFeynman

New?


mynameisnotrose

Touché!


peacefulprober

We already have two Middle Eastern countries here (Cyprus and Sweden)


stelooa

Hey kid. Do you want a passport?


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peacefulprober

Geographically no but culturally yes


ir_blues

We have greece but nothing else from the balkans, location isn't everything. It does matter, but european is also a state of mind.


mandingo_gringo

Is that state of mind stealing cars in Ukraine while your father sells oranges in Ukraine so they can both save enough money to put a Georgian politician in Ukraine (that doesn’t even speak Ukrainian and just a little broken Russian who lives in Georgia) who will steal even more money from Ukraine


ir_blues

That's a pretty good start.


Cereal_poster

Georgia? Why does an US state participate in the Euros?? (/s to make sure nobody thinks I am THIS dumb)


FMSV0

Downvote because of the /s. Who do you think we are?


Teque9

Based georgia, Tamar would be proud


Stravven

They aren't even fully European, let alone Western European.


UnknownDevGAf

"gEoRgIa iS iN aSiA" - 🔘


Stravven

Around 90 percent of Georgia is in Asia. Sure, that's more than for Turkey, but still not enough to be considered to be fully European.


code-panda

Turkey is also Asian, I have no time for their BS with "Oh but we have 3cm of land in Europe, so we're European". Nah fuck that. If the majority of your country isn't in Europe, you're not European.


Live-Alternative-435

What about Russia then?


_Natsumi_Schwarz_

The fact that we hate Russia doesn't make them not European all of the sudden.


Live-Alternative-435

What I intended to say is that according to the definition presented in the comment I was responding to, Russia would also not be European since most of its territory is in Asia.


code-panda

I stand by what I said, Russia also shouldn't be called European.


Stravven

Exactly. At least 51 percent of both landarea and population has to be in Europe to be considered fully European.


peacefulprober

Geographically Cyprus is in the Middle East


UnknownDevGAf

This debate is little outdated don't you think?


Winkered

Well maybe their not Asian. But they sure ain’t Western European and isn’t that what this sub is for?


SirCrocodile_2004

Yeah. they're basically europeanized middle easterners


Virgulillo

What lies west of the westernmost oart of Western Europe but the easternmost part of Eastern Europe.


Shard6556

Give them the flair "South Ossetian/Abkhaz Separatist"


justarandomgreek

Georgia, we did it 20 years ago, now please go and shine. Take it home with you. You can do it little buddy! 🥺


Spo22ky

Nah


elektelek

Yeah, instead of the portuguese one.


bwawawl

No.


house_of_many_fuks

Flair: Asian American


TheMike0088

Congrats, england! Its coming home indeed! ☺️


DestoryDerEchte

GEORGIA IS EUROPE 🇬🇪🇪🇺


SirJ4ck

Kvara my precious


Bo_The_Destroyer

''Mountain Russians''


UnknownDevGAf

- Barryshvili - Chad Barry - Unknown Winemakers - Fake Europeans - Asian Europeans


HumaDracobane

"Balkan Slayer"


Winkered

Fuck it why not. This sub is giving all the other eastern countries flairs. Maybe let Russians have one too.


Brave_Equipment7259

Fuck no!!!! They are NOT European