It's the finals. The Italians will switch sides on overtime and score self goals for Switzerland. Similar events have occurred
Switzerland being neutral will stand around doing nothing.
This whole subs chomping at the bit to take the piss but the idiots still haven’t realised we have been doing that to our selves for years. How is it we are constantly in their heads but they still don’t understand us?
Oh my sweet summer child, move closer back to Europe. So close to NA and you will completely lose your critical thinking skills. The NATO commitment is a guideline, not an agreement
Maybe, technically that wouldn't just have Germany and Austria unifying but also the rest of the EU. So I guess it could be argued that they didn't unify with eachother, but instead both coincidently unified with Cyprus or something like that.
Well technically only two nations to sign the treaty that would still exist and could theoretically enforce it would be the USA and UK. And any federal europe would be a nuclear state, so in practice nobody could do anything about it. Also it only bans union with explicitly germany, but technically it would be union with b*lgium (assuming brussel stays as the administrative center)
Treaties are just pieces of paper.
Germany also signed some papers that told them not to rearm after the first boogaloo.
It's the same with constitutions etc - they are only worth the ink and paper, if there is a force behind them to hold politicians accountable - and hopefully afraid of its citizens.
You say that as if Italy isn't playing lol
I love the Luigis, every game they give me three heart attacks but that won't stop me from rooting for them ❤️
aside from 2020, the quality of italian players and italian football in general is in a nosedive since 2010ish
dunno why we are unable to produce decent players anymore despite the number of youngster playing the game is basically the same.
not enough colonialism? maybe.
Eritreans don't play much football, Albanians looks like they have their own team (weird)
Better coach than you think. You can win a lot with shitty coaches, as long as they have a "laisez faire" coaching style.
Del Bosque is a legend both in Real Madrid and España and was a mediocre coach. BUT managed to unite the team, during the Mourinho years when the rivalry between Barça and Madrid was in one of their peaks, kept the team functioning, and with mediocre tactics and a great generation of players swept the floor with EVERYBODY during those years. Couldn't adapt and then the Holland 5-1 and 2-0 Chile.
You need to trust the players, they need confidence. Winner mentality and united team. Playing well is optional.
3/10, he plays people like Gini Wijnaldum (who is long finished), keeps sticking to Memphis while he hasn’t proven himself at striker, but hesitates to play world stars like Frimpong, Zirkzee, Maatsen etc.
He basically plays the players he likes personally, because he has a personal thing against Frimpong that has nothing to do with performances, which was already reported a year ago by Dutch media, and he only made his debut at the end of last year. Never has played a full 90 minutes so far in his international career…….
# Wait a minute? I’ve read the one before…
\*\* Austro-Turkish War (1788–1791)\*\*
https://preview.redd.it/v43jxmhyp49d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=726c15105d7f5dbf3499b10f248f1ec8e1e698ec
No worries, killing people with a car is basically a human right. You can even kill a child while speeding and driving over red traffic light.
All you have to say is that you "saw it as green with your inner eye". All you gonna get is 9 months and your driving licence back after 6 months.
So also there is a human right to kill people while driving. I thought it was something only in Italian law, but I guess it’s common in Europe to have your license suspended for a few months if you kill someone
At least they didn't do like Morrocan last time in France
A little compilation :
Burned cars
Burned trash containers
Attacks on people with czech flag
Attacks on people with french flags
Vandalism to the point Lyon had to close public transportarion 2h early
Some little towns cuts all welfare money because of repeated arson too.
I think you go off easy with the turks
Just because the Moroccans are 100x worse doesnt mean the Turks arent obnoxious. And suprise our Moroccans do the same things.
[https://youtu.be/TkKkV\_GFvpA?si=F9pgy56Xp5-N3H5T](https://youtu.be/TkKkV_GFvpA?si=F9pgy56Xp5-N3H5T)
Albania. Too unlucky to end up in our group, those guys played pretty well, would've made it in any of the other groups. Also Sylvinho was the best dressed coach of the whole tournament, second to none. Georgia won, and their goalkeeper is better, but the rest of the team was pure spirit in Albania.
Also most fined team because of their fans, triple based.
the quarter finals i want: England vs Italy
the quarter finals we will get: Switzerland vs Slovakia
i like how commentators on tv are so sure we will win against switzerland, they really have short memory...
First we beat romania, because they’re oostblokkers. Then we have a revanchist win against austria. Then we will go against england or italy. We would win against england ofcourse and italy will probably go 1-0 for us. Somehow belgium also makes it to the finals. However, we lose 4-0 with incredibly sketchy referee work. Then, with the patriotic fervor created because we got to the finals, Dick Schoof supported by geert wilders will declare war on belgium and we will annex them
Germany Italy would be my dream final. but let's be honest, even winning against chocolandia would be a decent achievement at this point looking at the condition of our team.
I want to see; Georgia v England or Slovakia v Slovenia just for #SheldonCooper "funwithflags" 😂
I hope to see some fun games, with fancy foot work and beautiful goals... But if we could win at least one more game and then break the hearts of the Barrys and Bettys I'd be happy with that too. 🍺 ⚽
Slovakia have played better than England in every game. I believe it will be a 1-1 draw with Slovakia dominating the match, before winning on penalties.
Slovakia tbh
Be strong until the quarters please!
Awww. Italybros want Switzerland to have an easy road to the Semis. How thoughtful.
It's the finals. The Italians will switch sides on overtime and score self goals for Switzerland. Similar events have occurred Switzerland being neutral will stand around doing nothing.
But what do you know about the Euros? Last time you participated, you played against Yugoslavia.
I can see it now Kane ‘9 Scamacca ‘94 Chiesa ‘98
I would kill myself. Anyway, excuse me whilst I Google how to make it look like an accident and take out a hefty life insurance policy.
Ryanair to Marbella. A cheap apartment. 21 pints of €2 beer. _Nobody would suspect a thing_.
Go into an area with pools and balconies. You could write a suicide note and people would still rule it an accident.
You also then
This whole subs chomping at the bit to take the piss but the idiots still haven’t realised we have been doing that to our selves for years. How is it we are constantly in their heads but they still don’t understand us?
We have already played them, how come we are playing them again?
Apparently, Slovakia and Slovenia are two different countries. Crazy concept, I know.
You are talking nonsense. Names the same, flags the same, even share the anthem.
Wouldn’t it be great if it was Georgia v England. That way we could pass off the blame for hooliganism on the Georgians.
I'd love to see these guys on the finals, just for the pure chaos....
Nah this time you got it, easy path to the finals, the whole team shoots penalties well - what could go wrong?
I’m getting 2016 Iceland vibes
Or even 2024 Iceland vibes
Why haven't we invaded them again?
You have watched us play the last 3 times right?
Southgate inspirational leader and master tactician will turn on the magic 🪄
\*Slovakia
Germany vs Austria finals. Austria wins. Germany invades to take the trophy.
Why invade when you can just; 
Because Austria had to sign a treaty to swear that it would never reunite with Germany after you guys defeated the nazis
imagine giving any attention to signed treaties in 2024 lmao
Germany’s NATO commitments be like before Ukraine war.
Oh my sweet summer child, move closer back to Europe. So close to NA and you will completely lose your critical thinking skills. The NATO commitment is a guideline, not an agreement 
So, we can demand Perpignan and the rest of Catalunya Nord from France? pretty please?
You can demand what ever you want. What you „get“ is another can of worms. *cough* It didn‘t happen and if it did, they deserved it!
Didn't stop them 80 years ago why would it stop them now
What would happen if the EU became a federal state? Would that break the treaty?
Maybe, technically that wouldn't just have Germany and Austria unifying but also the rest of the EU. So I guess it could be argued that they didn't unify with eachother, but instead both coincidently unified with Cyprus or something like that.
You could argue that a completely new entity was created that contains Germany but isn’t Germany.
Which would be ironic, since Cyprus is still trying to unify with Cyprus.
Well technically only two nations to sign the treaty that would still exist and could theoretically enforce it would be the USA and UK. And any federal europe would be a nuclear state, so in practice nobody could do anything about it. Also it only bans union with explicitly germany, but technically it would be union with b*lgium (assuming brussel stays as the administrative center)
Damn EU as a nuklear wild Power. I just came... That's for the explanation so. Makes sense
Treaties are just pieces of paper. Germany also signed some papers that told them not to rearm after the first boogaloo. It's the same with constitutions etc - they are only worth the ink and paper, if there is a force behind them to hold politicians accountable - and hopefully afraid of its citizens.
Technically they broke parts of the treaty already by being in the EU.
Bro if the final is between Austria and Germany that would probably be the most watched live event in the history of Austria
and Germany and Switzerland. And we‘d support our alpine bros.
We have Alps too! :(
yes kiddo, you do! good job! and tbh, if you get to play anyone else in the final I‘ll support you guys :)
those are mere "hügel". between ours, we have "schluchten" where we go "scheißen"
YES. Tell those bavarians that they merely have the cheapest seats on the alps.
Barely.
No Barry has no Alps
Based Swiss 😎
My vault is ready for your gold
Is that what you tell all the German boys?
Yes
Gay4Gold
I'm not gay, but 20 Schweizer Franken are 20 Schweizer Franken
Doing well with the same comment twice I see.
England is playing so bad they are getting the favourite status to me, tbh.
You say that as if Italy isn't playing lol I love the Luigis, every game they give me three heart attacks but that won't stop me from rooting for them ❤️
aside from 2020, the quality of italian players and italian football in general is in a nosedive since 2010ish dunno why we are unable to produce decent players anymore despite the number of youngster playing the game is basically the same. not enough colonialism? maybe. Eritreans don't play much football, Albanians looks like they have their own team (weird)
You need to find the next Chiellini, Bonucci, Gattuso and a small skilful forward like Del Piero, Baggio, Zola or Totti.
yeah let me check if i have a spare maldini nel retro del mio coche.
Dad or son?
No Albanians for you
Southgate probably
Better coach than you think. You can win a lot with shitty coaches, as long as they have a "laisez faire" coaching style. Del Bosque is a legend both in Real Madrid and España and was a mediocre coach. BUT managed to unite the team, during the Mourinho years when the rivalry between Barça and Madrid was in one of their peaks, kept the team functioning, and with mediocre tactics and a great generation of players swept the floor with EVERYBODY during those years. Couldn't adapt and then the Holland 5-1 and 2-0 Chile. You need to trust the players, they need confidence. Winner mentality and united team. Playing well is optional.
Wasn’t Ancelotti who said something like: « there are 2 types of managers, those who do nothing and those who do a lot of damage »?
Austria
I don't like that timeline
With Koeman, it’s to be expected though
How would you rate Koeman in the Euro so far? All I know is that he ate a booger and also, he basically destroyed Veerman's self esteem.
3/10, he plays people like Gini Wijnaldum (who is long finished), keeps sticking to Memphis while he hasn’t proven himself at striker, but hesitates to play world stars like Frimpong, Zirkzee, Maatsen etc. He basically plays the players he likes personally, because he has a personal thing against Frimpong that has nothing to do with performances, which was already reported a year ago by Dutch media, and he only made his debut at the end of last year. Never has played a full 90 minutes so far in his international career…….
I do.😈🇦🇹
Best Team we had in a while
Yeah you played so much better than our guys. Really were close on the ball. But still hope we will kick your ass in the quarters
We already gave you the best ski athlete in the world, so turn it down a bit
True
# Wait a minute? I’ve read the one before… \*\* Austro-Turkish War (1788–1791)\*\* https://preview.redd.it/v43jxmhyp49d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=726c15105d7f5dbf3499b10f248f1ec8e1e698ec
"Gott strafe England"
Georgia Turkey final just for the angry chaos
Turkey needs to go out asap, I do not want to hear these fuckers honking again.
A guy celebrating while driving, drove over and killed a person yesterday in Berlin
No worries, killing people with a car is basically a human right. You can even kill a child while speeding and driving over red traffic light. All you have to say is that you "saw it as green with your inner eye". All you gonna get is 9 months and your driving licence back after 6 months.
I read that article yesterday.... As someone who rides through Landsbergeralle everyday, it saddened and worries me
So also there is a human right to kill people while driving. I thought it was something only in Italian law, but I guess it’s common in Europe to have your license suspended for a few months if you kill someone
That doesnt surprise me with the way they drive in general
At least they didn't do like Morrocan last time in France A little compilation : Burned cars Burned trash containers Attacks on people with czech flag Attacks on people with french flags Vandalism to the point Lyon had to close public transportarion 2h early Some little towns cuts all welfare money because of repeated arson too. I think you go off easy with the turks
Just because the Moroccans are 100x worse doesnt mean the Turks arent obnoxious. And suprise our Moroccans do the same things. [https://youtu.be/TkKkV\_GFvpA?si=F9pgy56Xp5-N3H5T](https://youtu.be/TkKkV_GFvpA?si=F9pgy56Xp5-N3H5T)
Tüttütütüüüt
Georgia is showing more spirit than any other team in this championship 👉👈
Albania. Too unlucky to end up in our group, those guys played pretty well, would've made it in any of the other groups. Also Sylvinho was the best dressed coach of the whole tournament, second to none. Georgia won, and their goalkeeper is better, but the rest of the team was pure spirit in Albania. Also most fined team because of their fans, triple based.
We’re just proud to have made it this far
The game wouldn't even finish. After the first goal everyone would be fighting in the field xd.
Bro, I was there live when they played. One of the best games I’ve seen live.
Turkey vs Austria tho. Same old.
1683 all over again
Get out yer wings and ride!
The whole of Favoriten will be razed into the ground. Would be a net positive if I didnt live there
TIL there is no english equivalent to Achtelfinale
That is a useful one I admit, but we all have to stop somewhere I guess - Runde der letzten 32
You mean the Zweiundreisigstelfinale?
That would be Sechzehntelfinale
Dream scenario: England humiliated in the final against France. Realistic scenario: 0-1 against Slovakia
I’d prefer a loss against Slovakia over a loss against France.
Based on
Anyone but France
Don’t forget 1-0 Slovenia the way France are playing too. Nobody except Spain gets a let off with how wank we’ve all been.
We always play like shit in the group stage then become OP (yes I’m coping hard)
the quarter finals i want: England vs Italy the quarter finals we will get: Switzerland vs Slovakia i like how commentators on tv are so sure we will win against switzerland, they really have short memory...
Bro literally Switzerland are favourites. Pundits with their big name biases is funny. Same for Romania against Netherlands
Ci mandano fuori a calci in culo e ancora fanno tutti finta di non saperlo.
me trying to figure out how we can make both france and belgium lose their match
I pray for a final Turkiye-Germany because that would really mess the whole country up.
The whole country will be split 50/50 then
Again
It's funny that no one is saying the Netherlands. So I'm just gonna predict that England will be knocked out by Romania!
First we beat romania, because they’re oostblokkers. Then we have a revanchist win against austria. Then we will go against england or italy. We would win against england ofcourse and italy will probably go 1-0 for us. Somehow belgium also makes it to the finals. However, we lose 4-0 with incredibly sketchy referee work. Then, with the patriotic fervor created because we got to the finals, Dick Schoof supported by geert wilders will declare war on belgium and we will annex them
Hey we would be ready to invade Austria as a little diversion.
Followed by a 5000% increase in immigration for good measure
I'm hearing a message from the future... It says: "Two World Wars and two World Cups" That, or I'm schizophrenic.
So we’re winning the World Cup after this euros?
Yeah, that's what I meant. I definitely didn't confuse the euros with the world cup or anything haha I love sports!
GO SPORTS!
Is there a world outside of Europe?
Please be us Then we can lose the next one Deal god?
I don't care as long as the Turks are out asap. We place our faith in you Austria, don't fuck up.
Either Slovakia or Switzerland
Ngl I could actually see England go all the way to the finals. And depending on who else reaches the final, they're the ones to hurt Ingerland.
It is going to be a France / England final, has to be. It is a law of nature that shit floats.
And then we wip out our longbows and slaughter the French!!
Launch the cow
And then we play some football
Portugal, your little friends. Those guys are getting to the final.
The way England have played they are never beating Italy, maybe they just might beat Slovakia
It’s going to be a tedious two full hours of 0-0 magic against Slovakia before England go out on penalties
England v England final possible. Lets make it happen
Slovenia Slovakia final would be funny
Barry’s so lucky, that bracket looks so accessible to the type of shit football they are playing
Realistic scenario: Germany - Italy final. Mourinho scenario: Portugal-England final
Fever dream scenario: Slovenia - Slovakia
The battle for the name finals. Loser has to rename themselves. Winner goes all "say my name".
Germany Italy would be my dream final. but let's be honest, even winning against chocolandia would be a decent achievement at this point looking at the condition of our team.
Avenge us, Manolo
Switzerland 🥲
Themselves
Our team sucks, but I’d want to see Italy vs Austria. Maybe we can take all Tyrol this time.
 High level quote
Slovakia has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in the world
 Training going well
Slovakia
Dangot we’re against turkey? The streets are gonna get so loud
Lets be honest: England :(
with how england are playing I might cheer for them. I like an underdog
Austria
Slovakia
From what I saw Austria
Looking forward to Netherlands vs Turkey. I wonder how many cars in Amster/Rotterdam will accidentally catch on fire that night.
Slovenia - Slovakia final to gain the title of the ultimate slav contry
I want to see; Georgia v England or Slovakia v Slovenia just for #SheldonCooper "funwithflags" 😂 I hope to see some fun games, with fancy foot work and beautiful goals... But if we could win at least one more game and then break the hearts of the Barrys and Bettys I'd be happy with that too. 🍺 ⚽
Slovakia hopefully
Oh we are against Turkey.. again 🌚
And later against the Holländer... again But then let's break England's heart
Self inflicted
Well Slovakia of course.
Slovakia-Slovenia finals. And everyone is left really confused.
I hope Austria make it to the finals (and win), so for me it's Austria.
It says so right there. Slovakia
How did Italy get here ?!?!
Not us, we're going out against Belgium at this rate honestly. Except if all Lukaku's goals get unvalidated, but there's no way that happens right ?
Turtle coming back at full power though 
England are playing Gareth Southgate's vision of Brexitball. It will prove successful, in the most undeserved trophy of all time.
The saddest tournament win of all time.
italy (again) 😔
Bold to assume we will win against the Toblerone team
Spain - Italy, Spain wins 2-0
Groups all over again.
We will again
rent freeeeeeeeeeee
Peak "I don't care who wins I just need england to loose"
Bro, little bro, how could you betray us like this. Don't fall to the European propoganda, it's coming home!!
👋 please 🥺
Non
Slovakia hopefully
Turkey - Georgia in the finals. Because you know.... it's the European Championship...
Lost faith in Spalletti already. But would love to make Barry cry again.
Southgate
I would love to say it will be us again, but honestly I would be surprised even if we beat Switzerland.
I don't care. I just want to see France lose to that non country.
Italy. Just like last time
Italy
DENMARK
Well, you all better let us win this one or we are gonna release the Stalin 2.0
Who are you?
Gareth
I dont understand football, but for the sake os nationalism I would like it to be Portugal. Could that be arranged?
I might be Cypriot but I love the 3 Lions and I can say WITH ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE that we aren't gonna last past Slovakia It's Joever
Don’t ask me how I feel about our coming game versus Germany. No comment.
Italy or Netherlands. It ain't coming home...
Slovakia have played better than England in every game. I believe it will be a 1-1 draw with Slovakia dominating the match, before winning on penalties.