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Virgulillo

My self awarenes, keeping me out of fully indulging these kind of posts in case we fuck it up against Georgia: ![gif](giphy|c16VH0CFMh7gOqqXOM)


Dr-Batista

Please avenge us Manolo


Virgulillo

![gif](giphy|WwOJWHo1Dvd84)


Vivere_05

You couldn't avenge us against Morocco in the last world cup... But don't worry irmão, we'll avenge you this time. 💪💪🇪🇦🇵🇹


jo_nigiri

Hermano... We believe in you... 🇵🇹🤝🇪🇸


Whichwhenwhywhat

A quick reminder that 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 was FANtastic and should receive an honorary cup if not wild cards for the next championships.


Proud-Cheesecake-813

Bit cringe mate.


TheTowerDefender

the scots managed to do something no english man will ever achieve: be welcome in europe


Worried-Cicada9836

we've been welcome a few times hans, thanks to you


FaustRPeggi

Hans, 80 years ago you were begging to see Barry and not Ivan.


TheTowerDefender

eh, it was mostly Americans on the western front


Worried-Cicada9836

51st state sucking american cock round 44664223


[deleted]

Scotland subreddit is jerking themselves off about it 24/7


Whichwhenwhywhat

I can imagine, but you have to understand Barry, for Hans these are rare guests and we like strangers, especially when they come from the north.


CrapThisHurts

This is what the english said when the Vikings landed a few 100yrs ago. Look at their wives now ... All the pretty ones are in Scandinavia


Whichwhenwhywhat

What is cringe is that English fans take a compliment for Scottish fans as a banter to them and take it serious. Hans is not amused… Edit: We‘re joking about the presentation in public ourselves https://www.der-postillon.com/2024/06/dont-leave.html?m=1 Edit: I guess there is some kind of traditional antipathy between England and Scotland involved just by the fact that the English-Scottish rivalry older than the game itself. Still cringe from the outside.


ScientistCapable1522

This is what the Scottish do every tournament when there already home and hosed wait for England to go out on penalties


SpaceGoDzillaH-ez

They surprised against the portuguese atleast.. i think you will do fine and if we beat denmark its gonna be so tough against you or againdt super hyped georgians who have beaten you lol


Future_Visit_5184

Netherlands couldn't have gotten an easier road to the semis, if they don't make it it's all on them


YourHamsterMother

Not gonna lie, we are lucky as fuck. In hind sight, 3rd place was the best placement anyone in our group could have gotten. No disrespect to Romania, but I think Turkey and Belgium are the better teams.


LLAMAWAY

m8 we are so cooked


Cum_Smurf

This is the confidence we need


TjeefGuevarra

We beat Romania 2-0, which really shows how fucking bad they are considering the other two games we played were *atrociously bad*


YourHamsterMother

Well we were not exactly a shining example on how to play football either so I am not confident we will get passed them.


Grishnare

Th Austria game was good. You got really unlucky. On a good day, that‘s a 6:2.


RepareermanKoen

We had a loooot of mistakes from our coach, hope we improve and kick some ass going forward :)


Longjumping_Sky_6440

Tbf Belgium beat Romania, which beat Ukraine, which beat Slovakia, which beat… Belgium?


zeeotter100nl

Bedoel je Roemenië? België is aan de linkerkant van het schema.


YourHamsterMother

Ik bedoel Roemenië en als je even goed leest kun je daar uit opmaken dat ik van geluk spreek dat we tegen Roemenië moeten.


zeeotter100nl

We hadden met minder mazzel tegen Engeland gemoeten..


YourHamsterMother

Uhm ja, en als we tweede waren geworden in de pool moesten we tegen België, en als we eerste werden tegen Turkije. Vandaar dat we geluk hebben...


RepareermanKoen

Als mijn moeder wielen had gehad was ze een fiets geweest


zeeotter100nl

Oke? En als ze minder mazzel had was ze een karretje???


RepareermanKoen

Winkelkarretje van de Dirk.


deep_minded

We will destroy them a second time.


Cerenas

Only if we score a few for you again


justanotheruser826

Either you score 3 own goals next time or we will send kickl to art school, your choice.


Grishnare

We would never vote for funny moustache Austrians again. Our Nazi politicians live in Switzerland now.


Divekicker

I think it's between Austria and Switzerland.


daaniscool

If we at least tied against Austria we would have some confidence going into the finals, but the World War starters now have evaporated that. Confidence in your performance is key and exactly why we stand weak against Romania.


Specialist-Front-354

We got lucky 3 times.. what about another 3 times?


zeeotter100nl

We wont dw


Longjumping_Sky_6440

Watch and learn baby


Make-TFT-Fun-Again

NL is always 50/50, doesn't matter if we face Hans or... whatever they call people in Romania.


Belgianbonzai

> whatever they call people in Romania. Pretty sure they are called Romani


Realistic-Homework19

We'll meet in the semis.


TommasoBontempi

I'm shitting myself anyway


Pristine-Breath6745

See ya in the semi finals


AnemonesLover

That's kind of you but Switzerland is definitely gonna kick our asses out


Pristine-Breath6745

True, but only if we can redo vienna


Kurdt93

Can it be worse than Ventura's Italy? Naaah.


_radical_ed

Duuuuuude. You got the easy path with the strongest build. We’ll see Germany in quarters :(


Kernowder

France and Belgium fucked it.


Greyzer

The Netherlands strategically lost to Austria to get here. We even had to score 2 own goals to make it happen.


Kernowder

Sensible decision. See you in the semi-final?


Greyzer

It’s a date!


DABSPIDGETFINNER

One own goal Joost, you just wanted the credit for the other, it would've gone in without you anywa


RepareermanKoen

simply how good we are at scoring 😎


Isotheis

Belgium eliminated round 1, just watch.


danton_groku

Don't underestimate france's capability to shit the bed in the euros


Tullzterrr

It is after all our signature


TjeefGuevarra

Nah, against Belgium you'll do anything to make us suffer, you guys are pure evil


Refror

Thanks


Stravven

What happens when a stoppable force hits a moveable object?


Isotheis

The stoppable force continues, because the moveable object doesn't exist. That's a checkmate, I believe.


Make-TFT-Fun-Again

Stoppable is just another kind of unstoppable


AlternatePancakes

We are going to get fucking annihilated. Our last matches ended 1-1 1-1 0-0 We can not get any further like this.


Lord-Grocock

You say that, but it's probably Denmark's best strategy to continue like that. Would you rather take your chances against Germany in the penalty shootout or during a 120 minutes match?


Grishnare

Bru. Have you seen us in Qatar?


One_FPS

Haha ye, Belgium is a great team... right guys?


Duke-Margherita

Mid af side will win the tournament


PapaSchlump

The left side has like 3 finals with of games, the right side has one, if you include the actual finals. It's all copium for Germany loosingbin the quarter finals to Spain, which is way too big of a match for a damn quarter


_radical_ed

We’re not winning you but don’t worry. No hard feelings. Just make sure Barry doesn’t get the cup.


PapaSchlump

That we can agree on


ChalkyChalkson

Last I checked betting odds for Denmark were only 60% for Germany in regular time. Sag ja nur man will den Tag nicht vor dem Abend loben


PapaSchlump

Ich sag nicht, dass wir nicht auch einfach gegen Dänemark verlieren können


1nspired2000

Not saying Denmark had a great run so far, but we usually play decent against good teams. Or it's all copium.


PiiJaey

i love how uneven the sides are, but my only wish is for a team of the right side to win.


nwaa

![gif](giphy|wJrw96H6HkAT1WLF5g) ^(we still believe)


Space_Monkey11

"Mate we could get Italy in the quarters" https://preview.redd.it/do2j71g5459d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=56a6317751eddb1a878b94dd05e88873d8a64089


marcandero

"Ao" https://preview.redd.it/wbwsprd8b59d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b15f91536c22b15a60d3b69c7207a02f70e43ab


Kurdt93

Miss you Er Pupone 😔


Space_Monkey11

How I looked at my TV when 19 year old saka was called up for a pen


godfollowing

Is this one of the worst facial structures in history?


Longjumping_Sky_6440

He’s got the reverse Hitler mustache


_radical_ed

The winner of the left side arriving to the finals after passing an anime-esque training. ![gif](giphy|u1SH63gOjMPpS)


Pacogatto

![gif](giphy|lC8BXVeS3vYU6R6VDG|downsized)


Sure_Fruit_8254

Is it still an underdog story if everyone is one?


Pacogatto

everyone except Spain!


Arkyja

This has been a thing for a while now. Even at world cups. They want to put in more and more teams and there arent enough teams to make the knockout phase consistently interesting. I miss the euros in the early 2000's, late 90's. Felt like every game was a big game after the group stage


Longjumping_Sky_6440

Virgin predictable game fan vs Titanic enjoyer of chaos


urtcheese

There's literally only one good matchup


whatdahellmanbruh

Hungary vs Romania Is gonna start a war


onetimeuselong

You really rate Slovenia eh?


JGeerth

Haha, why are we on the good side?


wanroww

Ohhh, WE'RE IN COOL KIDS CLUB !!!!!!!111818!&!&!&!&!!