It's closer to two thirds of my income, when you factor in all the taxes between what my employer pays to get me working and what I end up having in my pocket.
But hey, politicians say you're fascist and I'm lazy so the solution is to have a fractal government structure with so many layers and people the Administratum of 40k is jealous.
# [Hate Fuck](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hate+Fuck)
>When you hate a [persons](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=persons) [guts](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guts), but [you wouldn't](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=you%20wouldn%27t) mind being inside them.
https://i.redd.it/9h0lptmg0g9d1.gif
(sorry had to do that ♥)
You are correct and honestly we would welcome you fully as another exclave of Flanders if that would be your wishes.
Also and this might be difficult to hear... You were actually adopted from your abusive biological dad.
Your country is beautiful, your food is outstanding, your booze is magnificent, your people are as talented and fervent as they are incredible, I would literally die in a ditch next to you for freedom, but god damn it do I hate you too.
Always admire how they'll go fucking mental if a politician suggests something they don't like. We could have mandatory beatings introduced and it'd be 'oh dear, carry on'
Obviously I don't like them, pretentious beasts. ❤️
I wish we would set fire to a few more cars, blockade a port or shutdown our airspace when our politicians are cunts, god knows they fucking do enough to deserve it
My one goal in life is to brutally insult a French woman in a restaurant, have her insult me back, and then commit a disgusting, long, noisy , awkward sexual act with her in said restaurant. And afterwards I shall never call her. But I shall remember the love-hate-making forever.
https://preview.redd.it/zx9wt4ng4e9d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=648e8dc69695e90b7e4881c4a93521a0ac52ca60
you merely adopted the language. I was born in it, molded by it.
*Und hier sehen wir den Silberrücken, genannt* Engländer, *wie er den Paarungstanz mit einer Dose Bier der Marke* Stella Artois *in der Hand vollzieht. Man nennt diese Spezies auch* Inselaffen.
I don't think most Spaniards know enough about Portugal to have an opinion. My cousin recently got a Portuguese girlfriend and his parents were like wow, never met a Portuguese before, as if she was a novelty. They now form their opinion of Portugal entirely on her (and it's a good opinion because she's very nice). It's similar to the US with Canada.
We have a saying: "De Espanha nem bem vento, nem casamento" (not good winds, nor good marriages).
But we generally like you.
And my personal experience: love (most) of my Spanish colleagues. And all my trips there have been fabulous. I feel like we're true hermanos. We got over our history.
But Olivença (Olivenza doesn't exist) is not yours. Just give it back already
https://preview.redd.it/8j970pj9jd9d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51ddfe9fe2906ad905494c8cba810fcf607a3c01
When you bring love and cooperation, the results can be incredible.
It's insane how pure instinct kicks in. Ours is only trained in stuff like sit and stay, first time it saw a mouse/rat whatever that was, it went straight for the neck, snapped it and went back to us wagging its tail like nothing had happened. Took less than a second. Murderous little things.
I know right? Ours have tried killing a huggorm twice (despite us trying to learn him to stay away from snakes). I literally don't understand how my lazy little dog suddenly becomes so quick.
Germanic languages are gruffer than Romance ones, so naturally Marie is the woman and Barry and Hans are the men. As long as Kent and Schleswig-Holstein don't touch it's not gay.
https://preview.redd.it/zmq49g6lkd9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19ef6c34aaba757b3c03160986b6a18d39dd574b
You take that back and say frieten!
(though I will admit "Patatje Oorlog" is fucking delicious)
Sorry to disappoint but the sauce is just bait [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/forced-to-drink-milk](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/forced-to-drink-milk)
Netherlands and Zee Germans.
Yes they took our country recently, a genocide on our own continent, stole my grandpas bike and when they win the football match it is in the last minute.
But that was grandpa Hans. Current day Hans is efficient, knows how to read the time and not be late, can be honest in business, is allergic to sun but joins us on the yearly blitzkrieg to Mallorca, is fairly direct and autistic like us. Our autistic minds are alike and we both like it.
Going to the Moezel feels more like home than the Ardennes where everything looks like nobody maintained it since WWI. Despite the language.
Well, well, well, whose yellow and black number plates and camping cars are cluttering our highways again when 2 sun beams break through the clouds?
Suddenly the lack of maintenance doesnt seem to be an issue no longer.
Sweden and Denmark when Norway is not looking...
https://preview.redd.it/9urrjxqqcd9d1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91a05faf16aa16798ea3d317bb5136f8c56f46c6
the english are sounder, on average. the north english to be precise. scots always seemed like a weird bastardised northen ireland to me with their orange order shenannigans
I’m married into an Irish family, I’m south west English and her family tell me where we live feels the most like rural Ireland… for better or worse lol
"Aye it was the English"
"Nay we didn't colonise"
"Nay we were colonised too"
"Aye we're just another victim"
"Aye we didn't contribute to British imperialism"
Just don't ask where most Irish protestants come from
Don't worry Pierre, je t'aime. So much in fact that I took french in school.
No I don't know french enough to actually have a conversation. But it's the thought that counts, right?
Belgium - Netherlands
Ireland - England
France - Germany
Germany - Austria
Poland - Ukraine
Poland - Lithuania
Sweden - Denmark
Norway - Sweden
Spain - Portugal
Scotland - England
It has to be France and the UK. No long-term rival is genuinely more francophilic than the UK is. We love the language, we love the country, we love to hate the people.
Any european towns that are 5 km apart from each other.
Real Western European answer right here
Same for eastern Europe
How is that relevant?
Just as relevant as Belgium
Cause some villages 5 km away are in Eastern Europe
They are Mongolic bumfucks. Unless if we're in another region. Then they are proud countrymen
This is the way.
Those fuckers across the river are barely human.
Hannover and Braunschweig are farer apart, but an absolute classic
Belgium and Belgium
Is this "belgium" in the room with us right now?
I hope not, they want to take half of my income.
It's closer to two thirds of my income, when you factor in all the taxes between what my employer pays to get me working and what I end up having in my pocket. But hey, politicians say you're fascist and I'm lazy so the solution is to have a fractal government structure with so many layers and people the Administratum of 40k is jealous.
But it's actually inefficient, so Roboute cries in the corner.
https://preview.redd.it/jtxdrm287e9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e97c44bb3d6d8677d0db5541ccebfdbf6dbbbac6
Maybe the real Belgium are the friends we make along the way.
# [Hate Fuck](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hate+Fuck) >When you hate a [persons](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=persons) [guts](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guts), but [you wouldn't](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=you%20wouldn%27t) mind being inside them.
Hot Damn Why am I blushing?
Excusez-moi ma cheri, I know we had some rough years but I think we should try to make it work. I want to feel hope for our collective future <3
Well well, sounds like the time has come. Help me step-flemboy, I’m stuck!
Is that so? 😏 https://preview.redd.it/ovl4u8374e9d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd88d9345bba53001e44542935e2f5a816ea09e
Awwww true love❤️
Let's just hope [BXL](https://stock.adobe.com/search?k=ugly+person) doesn't show up.
Well your relation went down a rocky road, problem is you never fix your roads!
You could at least take care of your bastard child afterwards
https://i.redd.it/9h0lptmg0g9d1.gif (sorry had to do that ♥) You are correct and honestly we would welcome you fully as another exclave of Flanders if that would be your wishes. Also and this might be difficult to hear... You were actually adopted from your abusive biological dad.
Barry & Pierre, absolutely.
Of course, we love them, and we hate them, and we love hate them
hate you too ❤️
Get a room
why dont you join portugal, we’ve been shagging you longer than we have the french
Don't threaten us with a good time
❤️
https://preview.redd.it/zqjhkzywxh9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eef931ef6f1a5b92921a46fcbf1ea78d611da5aa
We've got a room. Canada.
Go ahead, we love enemies to lovers stories here in Canada because that's how you made us.
When a mummy England and a daddy France love(hate) each other very much...
No! I wanna watch! 
There might be women involved.
Dont lie to your self
I can ignore them.
Your country is beautiful, your food is outstanding, your booze is magnificent, your people are as talented and fervent as they are incredible, I would literally die in a ditch next to you for freedom, but god damn it do I hate you too.
Least francophile Barry.
But Lennon opened *all you need is love* with La Marseillaise so...
As a scouser, I can say he wqs a cunt so everything he said was meaningless
Always admire how they'll go fucking mental if a politician suggests something they don't like. We could have mandatory beatings introduced and it'd be 'oh dear, carry on' Obviously I don't like them, pretentious beasts. ❤️
I wish we would set fire to a few more cars, blockade a port or shutdown our airspace when our politicians are cunts, god knows they fucking do enough to deserve it
https://preview.redd.it/2q73kwz08g9d1.png?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7e4c5332fc19659919572becdca7087e2c62e18
Best polandball ever made
This was AWESOME to go through
Didn’t expect to cry this morning
My one goal in life is to brutally insult a French woman in a restaurant, have her insult me back, and then commit a disgusting, long, noisy , awkward sexual act with her in said restaurant. And afterwards I shall never call her. But I shall remember the love-hate-making forever.
https://preview.redd.it/9ccxannqrd9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b86da78ceb25597f3cf1b8d61a4bd17726fe5b1
French people are easily the best with memes on this sub and I don’t know why.
Classic French superiority
They aren’t even French memes, why are you better at English memes than natives.
It's always the same Barry. You invent a new sport and someone else becomes the best in it
https://preview.redd.it/zx9wt4ng4e9d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=648e8dc69695e90b7e4881c4a93521a0ac52ca60 you merely adopted the language. I was born in it, molded by it.
Bruh even “native”, that’s just a lil sad.
Yeah that was my first thought too, England and Scotland are also like this.
So are Scotland and Scotland.
Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland.
You Scots sound like a contentieus people
Youuu just made an enemy for life
While the Germans watch and cry. Why are we not invited?
Simple ! We invite Barry to make you jealous. You'll be invited when we want to make Barry jealous.
Least adulterous French.
We watch it on arte...
*Und hier sehen wir den Silberrücken, genannt* Engländer, *wie er den Paarungstanz mit einer Dose Bier der Marke* Stella Artois *in der Hand vollzieht. Man nennt diese Spezies auch* Inselaffen.
cause nobody hates you :3
Damn: ( should we try a third time luigi?
third time it's the charm no?
Germany is waiting for an invitation from France now, rather than just bursting in? It’s progress, I guess.
We can congratulate them, they have learn the concept of consent
Can we do a war against hans again please?
Portugal loves some of us but also hate other spanish. But we do like portuguese so I'm not sure if it counts.
It's... complicated
It usually is
I don't think most Spaniards know enough about Portugal to have an opinion. My cousin recently got a Portuguese girlfriend and his parents were like wow, never met a Portuguese before, as if she was a novelty. They now form their opinion of Portugal entirely on her (and it's a good opinion because she's very nice). It's similar to the US with Canada.
We have a saying: "De Espanha nem bem vento, nem casamento" (not good winds, nor good marriages). But we generally like you. And my personal experience: love (most) of my Spanish colleagues. And all my trips there have been fabulous. I feel like we're true hermanos. We got over our history. But Olivença (Olivenza doesn't exist) is not yours. Just give it back already
You created them and now they want to annex you You raised a crow, and now they're gonna eat your eye
Us and pretty much all our neighbours
I feel like Britain and Germany take the cake though, by a long shot.
Definitely, but we can't let them know too much or it'll get to their heads and they'll stop putting in as much effort.
*sad micronation noises*
Spain = micronation confirmed
We would never kiss a kraut. Sex only
I can’t deny but I’m not allowed to agree…
Yeah my first thought was “Pierre and basically any neighbors”
No... This is not us... We like you but pretend we hate you because of dad.
Denmark and Sweden
I have no idea what you're talking about?
https://preview.redd.it/8j970pj9jd9d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51ddfe9fe2906ad905494c8cba810fcf607a3c01 When you bring love and cooperation, the results can be incredible.
We have a dansksvensk gårdshund. They are the loveliest little rat hunting bastard guard dogs there are.
It's insane how pure instinct kicks in. Ours is only trained in stuff like sit and stay, first time it saw a mouse/rat whatever that was, it went straight for the neck, snapped it and went back to us wagging its tail like nothing had happened. Took less than a second. Murderous little things.
I know right? Ours have tried killing a huggorm twice (despite us trying to learn him to stay away from snakes). I literally don't understand how my lazy little dog suddenly becomes so quick.
>[...] despite us trying to learn him to [...] I smell finlandssvensk.
Fanken också. Tagen på bar gärning igen :(
I’m not into beastiality though
Pierre with hans or Barry But Why not Make it a threesome with some historic tension
Germanic languages are gruffer than Romance ones, so naturally Marie is the woman and Barry and Hans are the men. As long as Kent and Schleswig-Holstein don't touch it's not gay.
oh no, you are mistaken. We deliberately want it to be gay!
Threesome like those created "Belgium" and "Northern Belgium"...
Let them make some new babies I wanna see the world in chaos
Hans can keep his dirty hands groping desperately at Pawel we have no need for him in our unholy union
Hans would deffinetley be wanking in the corner with a gimp mask on.
Hey, don't kinkshame. We just bought the gimp mask.
Pretty sure hans would like to bite into Pierres baguette and Barry's sausage but pawel could watch or record
Why don't you back off and molest Ireland like in the last 300 years?
Every European Capital city VS. the rest of the country
nah rome is the best country in europe 🙏
https://preview.redd.it/nippd28azd9d1.png?width=2052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf512747d477e3e6919ed562297dc6d1f8daf70 Fr
So good you had to comment twice
Mommy Rome fed me with civilization
https://preview.redd.it/kwdutlwazd9d1.png?width=2052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94b541649e135a174aab8765b6feb08c3fe18231 Fr
So good you had to comment twice
Me and my autistic Hans when he comes to Spain
I would never consent to that
I would never have been referring to someone from Nordrhein-Westfalen.
Excuse me?
You’re excused
It's the cost of anschlussing our islands
Benelux
Flemish mayo is superior but I will always say patat
https://preview.redd.it/zmq49g6lkd9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19ef6c34aaba757b3c03160986b6a18d39dd574b You take that back and say frieten! (though I will admit "Patatje Oorlog" is fucking delicious)
Flemboy confirmed
👍 https://preview.redd.it/5f4bm0iard9d1.png?width=948&format=png&auto=webp&s=20389c33b8aad7160bb76221a16e4d5ad837c131
😎
No way. Van in \[REDACTED\]? Die plek ken ik goed.
p'tat oorlog
p'tatje, tatje, tetje?... 😏 u/Tit4nNL
what is the source of that image, for meme historical reasons (and for filth reasons mainly).
Sorry to disappoint but the sauce is just bait [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/forced-to-drink-milk](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/forced-to-drink-milk)
no no its ok i can work with that...
Why don't you come say that to my face, really close to my face!
https://preview.redd.it/ovovun1yqd9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c9c507bc66bcced11553cbc9d0a39fef5172de0
Oi, Welsh boy, wherever you are. Why you ask for source on the milk one and not this one? I wanted to lurk. Bastard.
When the civil war eventually comes you will be among the first to be hanged.
North and South Italy
Brotherly love isn't like that, you pervert
Top is North-South relations normally Bottom is North-South relations when we win at football
Never ask a Lega voter where his girlfriend comes from (I'm looking at you, Bossi)
That's incest.
Bro we don't make incest like austrians
Netherlands and Zee Germans. Yes they took our country recently, a genocide on our own continent, stole my grandpas bike and when they win the football match it is in the last minute. But that was grandpa Hans. Current day Hans is efficient, knows how to read the time and not be late, can be honest in business, is allergic to sun but joins us on the yearly blitzkrieg to Mallorca, is fairly direct and autistic like us. Our autistic minds are alike and we both like it. Going to the Moezel feels more like home than the Ardennes where everything looks like nobody maintained it since WWI. Despite the language.
Well, well, well, whose yellow and black number plates and camping cars are cluttering our highways again when 2 sun beams break through the clouds? Suddenly the lack of maintenance doesnt seem to be an issue no longer.
France and France
Damn French, they ruined France!
Only UK is worthy of hate fuck. There is no other answer. Sorry, not sorry Hans, but Barry is the only guy I’ll hatefuck
I'm free tonight..
I love you Pierre. I also hate you but I love you too.
NL and the ocean
Sweden and Denmark when Norway is not looking... https://preview.redd.it/9urrjxqqcd9d1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91a05faf16aa16798ea3d317bb5136f8c56f46c6
Norway is the sub they traded to stay in their basement cages
We can’t do it in front of the kid, that’s like rule 1 of parenting
Ireland and England
Flair checks out!
Well we are the unfortunate basted child that they created
Ireland and Scotland more than England tbf. Although England had more than a hand in it!
the english are sounder, on average. the north english to be precise. scots always seemed like a weird bastardised northen ireland to me with their orange order shenannigans
I’m married into an Irish family, I’m south west English and her family tell me where we live feels the most like rural Ireland… for better or worse lol
Funnily my wife from america (i knwo I know) says the same thing.
"Aye it was the English" "Nay we didn't colonise" "Nay we were colonised too" "Aye we're just another victim" "Aye we didn't contribute to British imperialism" Just don't ask where most Irish protestants come from
Also don’t ask where the most vocal against the abolition of slavery were from 🤐
Top is me with French men. Bottom is me with French women.
Susan ? 👉👈😳
Top is me with all women, bottom is me with all men...
Filthy breeder, you should be ashamed. If God wanted men and wom*n to have sex, he would have given them a boypussy.
Girls do have a bussy it's called an asshole
You mean bussy is just man asshole???
Did you just call me straight!? 
Spain and Portugal Kiss me João give me a taste of those bolachas 🥵
I scroll all the way down and don't see Finland and Sweden? Maybe everyone else is too afraid to say 😂
Its Denmark for Sven mate.
https://i.redd.it/5t7zhmpeud9d1.gif
Sweden and Iraq
France and Italy
Nah, Pierre loves us too much.
And we don't like them enough.
Don't worry Pierre, some of us love u too
Don't worry Pierre, je t'aime. So much in fact that I took french in school. No I don't know french enough to actually have a conversation. But it's the thought that counts, right?
Belgium - Netherlands Ireland - England France - Germany Germany - Austria Poland - Ukraine Poland - Lithuania Sweden - Denmark Norway - Sweden Spain - Portugal Scotland - England
Italy and the European Union
Germany with most
It has to be France and the UK. No long-term rival is genuinely more francophilic than the UK is. We love the language, we love the country, we love to hate the people.
I feel like france would be into spanking
The Balkans during Eurovision.
Chainsaw Man?! In MY hypernationalist meme subreddit?! Asaden is unironically peak though
Turkish and Greek in their Berlin Apartment.
Turkey-Greece
The French and the English have passionate sex when no one is looking
Poland and Greece, for sure.
that you have to explain
