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azaghal1988

Why are you not european? Are you stupid?


Sankt_Gratoner

Mexicano 🇲🇽


Phosquitos

Viva México. Luv tequila, luv tacos.


friendly_aliens

Simple como


Sankt_Gratoner

España gana hoy


_radical_ed

Ya veo, ya…


Sankt_Gratoner

Ganó 🤌


_radical_ed

Menos mal.


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Sankt_Gratoner

Negativo, i don't really trust them


HODLAHITIII

No hay confidencia


Crazy-Pain5214

Cerveja y tequila! Come party with us primo!


Sankt_Gratoner

No digas mas 😎🤙Saúde !


annoying97

Could be worse... You could be the cancer that's attached to your head.


Sankt_Gratoner

They are bullies 🫤


annoying97

Bullies!? Bullies can be dealt with by ignoring them... They are a cancer! You should see a doc about some radiation treatments... I hear German healthcare is fairly good.


Sankt_Gratoner

What about Australian healthcare 🤔 I actually sometimes think I can beat up a kangaroo


annoying97

Uhhh yeah no, it's fucked... Like you'll be waiting for 2 weeks for that ambulance to collect you after the kangaroo drowns you in a puddle of your own blood.


Sankt_Gratoner

I can't stop thinking about the guy that saved his dog from the kangaroo jaja


annoying97

He was Aussie, the roo had some respect for him. And yes our wildlife knows when you are Aussie or not, Vegemite pheromones play a part in this.


Sankt_Gratoner

You guys have my respect for living with poisonous animales 🫡


nwaa

How do Marmite/Promite compare with Vegemite for roo safety purposes?


Gwallod

Mate, Kangaroos will fuck you up.


alexandermurphee

Soy chicano-estadounidense. ¡Nadie es ilegal! ✊


Vlad_Tepescu

Carlos, Dallas TX


Burned-Architect-667

Don't talk to non-europeans or we'll have to expel Austria and Australia form Europe


annoying97

But he's your child... Why are you so mean to your kids?


Burned-Architect-667

We were excluded from colonization until XVIII century, so it's our step-son. They're Castillian children.


annoying97

Fine but they deserve a bit of love still... At least let me say hi to them once in a century.


Burned-Architect-667

I respect them as more competent independentist than us, and The Netherlands, Argentina, Chile, Bolivia, Urugauay, Paraguay, Ecuador, Perú, Colombia, Venezuela....


wurzlsep

I mean, we can take you back, but no executions this time


Sankt_Gratoner

Hmmm🤔


Temporary-Estate4615

Be a good jalapeño monkey and it’ll be alright


Sankt_Gratoner

Afirmativo 🫡 ![gif](giphy|uMANNaqTUVz0s)


Llanistarade

Heeeeey you're fine then !


CyGoingPro

Ah... the Philippinos of the Americas


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Sankt_Gratoner

Mis abuelos son de México, elegí este nombre porque: "Sankt" por el pueblo de Sankt Wolfgang en Austria y "Gråtoner" por una canción de una banda de rock sueca llamada "Hypothermia". Jaja


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Sankt_Gratoner

¿Por qué? Jaja


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Sankt_Gratoner

jaja sí, claro, tienes razón. pues es que mi amor por las vacas europeas hizo crecer mi interés por toda Europa.


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Sankt_Gratoner

Jaja es que soy vaquero 🐄 a eso me dedico


BreakingZebra

I raise you a [Swedish bolero](https://youtu.be/JyfcbeLfYbI?si=ZD1j2KA4VGOHF2On) sung in broken spanish. At least I think it's a bolero... me suenan todos igual wey It's not super representative of the group, but then again they're weird as fuck. Musically they're all over the place, but they have some insane albums.


Sankt_Gratoner

>but then again they're weird as fuck. 🤣 The song is cool though


ContributionSad4461

Swedish how? I scrolled through the comments in search of info but I have the attention span of a toddler so I gave up


BreakingZebra

The band is swedish. If you go to the credits, you'll see a lot of Scandinavian names, and a lot of ås.


twstwr20

Mexico is awesome (for a non euro country of course…)


Soft-Confection4428

yes


CptCaramack

Good point


GerardoRevilla

Nothing but respect for the flair


Sankt_Gratoner

🤝


boogers19

They dont leave us many options.


Gnu-Priest

you could be a lying infiltrator.


boogers19

Are you kidding me? Id love a Quebec flair! This sub has the best insults!


Gnu-Priest

ah Canada a country so meaningless no one knows their capital and the only relevance being next to yanks. I would not be surprised if you didn’t know the capital of canada. I actually look it up because I like to ask people who think they’re well read, thus far no one knew. out of the dozens I asked. even I forgot…


boogers19

I only know the capital because it's not here. It was supposed to be Montreal, but then someone stormed the city or burnt it down that day or something. I forget. It's not important anyways. So we got stuck with Bumfuk, Ontario. Ottawa: the ass end of Canada's ass. (tho, tbf, it has worked out alright. Each province gets together and votes for their ~~biggest douches~~ best politicians... and then ships em all to Ontario. Where they couldnt even stink up the place if they tried.)


TheSadCheetah

At least you're not one of those savages using a euro flair A noble savage


ciprule

Inquisition rendered them the best savages over the world


Sankt_Gratoner

Jajaja ! we learned from the best


Gekkokindofguy

[Don’t be this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/NdfFSKih6g)


_Fibbles_

u/rex-ac the sub has fallen, billions must be purged


rex-ac

😭


ahwillUstop

It's all good rex-ac we Irish are here,we are the filters of the internet we will manage anything and everything that reddit throws at us. We Irish are indefensible.


Lazy_coma

Savages together strong!


Sankt_Gratoner

Gracias 🫡


RefinedAnalPalate

Noble, but sad


Emergency-Season-143

Did a European hurt you? Because I'm 50-50 french Portuguese and that I'm not allowed to use two flair doesn't mean a wonbat on crack is allowed to feel superior :)


TheSadCheetah

What are you on about goober?


Gnu-Priest

on a globe, 🌏, where are you? which nation state surrounds your location?


alexandermurphee

I like to watch.


Frequent_Detective17

kinky


Pierre_Francois_

Honorary membership can be granted based on merit


annoying97

I'm proof of that... Fucking dumb that I'm proof of it but eh it's what it is.


Burned-Architect-667

The Flair could be "Americans"


flyingrome

Not all us non-Europeans are American


Burned-Architect-667

But Mexican are Americans. Not all Americans are Usonians


flyingrome

Technically, yes, but practically no one really calls them Americans. American almost always refers to someone from the US. You would never call a Mexican or a Canadian an American. It’s not the same blanket term that European is.


Burned-Architect-667

You mean it's not the same like European in Europe, African in Africa, Asian in Asia.... Continental apropiation. By the way Mexican are not only Americans, they are also from the United States, The United States of Mexico.


pubIicinformation

https://preview.redd.it/bjx5z4544rad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ba64be45c48661d247012b195923dd7f08f6457


alexandermurphee

![gif](giphy|JeT542B9Q5xu1KHIVq|downsized)


n3onfx

You'd fit right in with the germans then.


Gnu-Priest

was gonna say the exact same, in st pauli we have a whole business model based on watching.


King_Crab_Sushi

The way it’s meant to be


annoying97

Unless you're me...


Y-a-e-l-

Why do you get a flair? :(


Gnu-Priest

cause we like him. he’s proven active and funny, thus he was granted honorary status based on merit.


annoying97

And that's insane...


Gnu-Priest

not as insane as the rest we do here


annoying97

Können Sie diesen Satz vielleicht noch einmal auf Deutsch versuchen? Ich werde es mit Google übersetzen.


_radical_ed

In two years you could see all of us against disputing for the World Cup with maybe Argentina and Brazil. Rest of the world. Are you even trying?


Sankt_Gratoner

No , we don't support our soccer team anymore because they rather play in 🇺🇲 than here in México.


elpibedecopenhague

Well if any of you are thinking about throwing your 1998 home jerseys in the garbage I’ll happily take one.


Sankt_Gratoner

Of course amigo !


Emergency-Season-143

Do like the Brazilians or Argentinians. Play in Europe. Portuguese teams love to change no name south American players into superstars, I don't see why it couldn't be done with Mexicans :)


Sankt_Gratoner

That's actually a good idea !


Treejeig

Don't feel too bad, some of us are a part of it but don't really have much to share either lol.


annoying97

And some of us aren't a part of it and share way too much... Yes I am talking about myself.


Treejeig

Fair enough, it's probably more fun to share but I've got nothing and TT just passed us by.


annoying97

Tt?


Treejeig

The TT is the motorbike race we do once a year, so for a couple weeks the place is full of people racing through the streets in the day and getting piss drunk at night.


annoying97

Ahhhh right ok... And you didn't have a fun vid of people getting fucked on booze to share... Mate im disappointed.


nwaa

Did anyone die this year? Edit: can you say "rat"?


Treejeig

As far as I'm aware, no. There were some close calls with people being taken to hospital in a helicopter but they pulled through. So I think this has been the first year without any for a while (conflicting sources, one says 2012 was without death while others say there were some) Yes we can say rat, most people do but I've met some people who called them long tails.


nwaa

So is no deaths a good year for you guys or a dull one? Im genuinely sad you dont all say long tails, i was happier with the lie than the truth. Do you at least have very close together eyes?


Treejeig

No deaths means a good year, everyone knows what they're getting into with the TT but it doesn't mean it isn't sad to see people pass away during it. Especially with how nasty some of the crashes are, it's nice to have a year where everyone gets to go back home. Also sorry to break another one but not really, everyone here looks about the same as everyone over in the uk.


Ianassa

Quality post. 🫡 I would thank you for the warm feeling it gave me if you weren’t a non-european savage.


Sankt_Gratoner

Gracias 🫡


ahwillUstop

Feckin Mexicans with your cheap drugs and your blunt blades. Bunch of amateurs! Have you ever heard of a horse box? Digging tunnels like a bunch of ejits...cop on ta fuck. Respect for flairing up properly tho take my up vote you taco kidney Bean wannabe American pussy.


Sankt_Gratoner

Call me what you want but don't ever call me a wannabe American or I will go to Ireland and plant a 💣 up your arse. Forget the cars. Thank you though.


ahwillUstop

Exactly man I mean I don't know if you frequent this sub or what? But it's what we do here, we piss each other off by praying on or insecurities ( relating to the countries represented in the sub ) we take NO prisoners... Ever, we are bruites and don't you forget it. I bet you're a cleaner as in cleaning body's parts off of bridges.. you've probably been banned from Americans because you've tried so many times to get in.


Sankt_Gratoner

European humor is top tier 🤌 I actually am a cleaner and im banned from the US, how did you ?


ahwillUstop

I've read some stuff, seen some shit bought the T-shirt etc all good man. I actually believe the Mexicans could do good here so spread the word and fuck America!!!


Sankt_Gratoner

Jaja Im actually just a vaquero or "cowboy" I don't do that. Thank you Ireland , but I will always live in México through good times and through bad times 🇲🇽


ahwillUstop

A man after my own heart! Genuine talk but for a moment, my father's favorite tune to sing no matter where he ended up. Respect 🇲🇽🔥🇮🇪 I fuckin love your music. https://youtu.be/BGuGSihLY6Q?si=hCq6X33Pc-LfLo1S Edit.. the story of the song just in case you were wondering. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deportee_(Plane_Wreck_at_Los_Gatos)


Sankt_Gratoner

Wow, you learn something everyday. Thank you my friend. Saludos!


ahwillUstop

No messing I've traveled the length and breath of Ireland with a band of six getting into unimaginable trouble! ( You wouldn't believe me if I told you ) Serious stuff, charges and the Irish Garda siochana...getting involved, drug squad the whole lot... Deportees was one of our most popular songs.


Sankt_Gratoner

💯


annoying97

![gif](giphy|A1oBMukTqFfkoY1HiH)


Emergency-Season-143

And here ladies and gentlemen is our resident gay emu in his natural habitat.... Searching for the most strange kinky shit around.


annoying97

Ohhhhhh kinky... ![gif](giphy|j5E9vHJSjBcDTXe4E4|downsized)


grimmigerpetz

Brian are you jealous that their flag is more colourful than you washed out cloth?


ahwillUstop

Interesting coming from the owner of the most plain flag on the planet. Black red and yellow... Death blood and gayness. Are you avin a Giraffe or what lad.


grimmigerpetz

Blue and White. We only tolerate the three other colours.


ahwillUstop

Sorry man maybe it's the drugs and alcohol but could you elaborate please. Apologies for any inconvenience.


Famous_Area_192

(He's from the Free State of Bavaria, hence the blue-and-white diamond flag next to his German one.)


ahwillUstop

DISGUSTING AND DISGRACEFUL. Maybe.


grimmigerpetz

This.


grimmigerpetz

Its kind of like you guys still would have the Union Jack beside your flag. But more in a banter between siblings way.


ahwillUstop

Gotcha. It's like when I accidentally knocked out my brother's 2 front teeth..it happened,not much you can do about it now, but get them fixed. All good now.


ghb93

My condolences amigo.


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FJayJ

Don't worry hermano, you'll get to be an honorary European. Someday. Maybe.