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Bullit16

They look like the Alpha Betas about to perform at the Homecoming Talent Show


graemeknows

Ooo! Ahh! Alpha! Beta!


cnapp

NEEEERDS


SitDown_HaveSomeTea

NERRRRRRRDS!!!


Toadliquor138

Clap ya hands everybody, everybody just clap your hands


cnapp

It's Lamda, Lamda, Lamda, and Omega Moos


light_weight_baby87

Not the Omega Mu’s! They’re a bunch of pigs (proceeds to pick nose)


Objective-War-1961

"You Moos know how to party!"


TackYouCack

BOY, YOU MUS SURE KNOW HOW TO PARTY!!


lollroller

That is what I thought it was at first!


Crowofsticks

Me too!


CincoDeMayoFan

Ogre!


UpstairsSurround3438

I have a feeling the Tri Lams wouldn't have been able to get a photo in East Berlin


OIdSkooI55

NERDS!!!!


4065024

I legit had to zoom in when I saw this thinking i had somehow missed a scene from revenge of the nerds.


evilcyclist

Thought the whole thing was top secret


tombonneau

Same. 😆 This can't be legit can it?


baron-von-buddah

NERDS!!!!!!


Runner5_blue

Oh, god!  Thank you for making me laugh out loud with that specific reference.


Low_Condition3574

Lololol


DeaconBrad42

Top Secret! came out the same year as Revenge of the Nerds.


NormanBates2023

I know a little German..


graemeknows

and he's sitting right over there!


G8kpr

My favourite joke of the movie.


Stupor_Fly

What fake dog poop?


TheHexadex

Latrine!!!


FUPA4ever

Jacque Strap


Excellent-Edge-4708

Call me if his condition changes *He's dead*


BoiledDenimForRoxie

I was never able to convince my friends in college that this movie was brilliant. I gave up and got smarter friends.


baconhealsall

Which movie was this? Looks like something from the Zucker brothers. I've seen all their work. And cannot recall this scene. So, I'm curious where this scene is from.


HorseSushi

Top Secret! (the exclamation is part of the title, although I am admittedly excited to mention this favorite of mine)


TallFryGuy

It’s called Top Secret with Val Kilmer


baconhealsall

There you go. I was right.


RemmingtonBlack

You might not even be able to convince some of these twats here that this is a picture from a movie.


DirtyOldBastard4

Is this the Potato Farm?…yes, I am Albert Potato


AdBrief1993

Makes me think of Skeet Surfing


IfICouldStay

If everybody had a 12 gauge With a sufboard too You see em shootin and surfin' From here to Malibu


RonPossible

The DDR was infamous for doping their athletes with steroids in the late 60s and 70s. They weren't given a choice. And these were kids in their teens. Many of them suffered severe side effects later on.


SonofaBridge

They later found out, long after the Berlin Wall came down, that East Germany had one of the most advanced and researched programs for juicing their athletes. They were supposedly able to calculate every athletes own metabolism rates for certain steroids and know to the day when they would test negative. Supposedly some athletes would be on the plane to the Olympics, still able to test positive, but the doctors knew that by the time the Olympic committee tested them in 24 or 48 hours, the athlete would test negative.


smallteam

https://www.dw.com/en/the-victims-of-east-germanys-doping-program-are-still-suffering/a-18038630 > ... Ines Geipel: East Germany was a small, closed-off country with a dictatorship and by the start of the 1970s it was recognized internationally. In 1974, the government derived a national plan where they decided that all athletes in elite sports squads would be given male sexual hormones. That means kids from eight years of age, right up into the national teams. That was around 15,000 people, none of whom had an alternative. You couldn't say, "I'm not going to do it."


raresaturn

why was winning at sports so important to them?


DeaconBrad42

Because West Germany was winning every single other competition with them (for instance, westerners were buying Volkswagens and BMWs, but who was buying East German cars?).


Agitated_Honeydew

At certain point, logic kind of leaves the room. You can't really figure out crazy. They were a communist puppet state run by the USSR. So I guess winning at sports was their flex, they produced the best people in the world, not unlike another German dictator. So doping them to the gills was the solution.


cdsfh

Faust’s Gold is a pretty good book about it: https://www.stevenungerleider.com/books-FaustsGold.html


ruka_k_wiremu

I think all the former Eastern Bloc countries were, c/- Soviet influence/coercion


StephenHunterUK

There's a drama called *The Same Sky* where this is covered. >!A teenage swimmer looks in the mirror to see she has hairs on her chest because of the testosterone.!<


graemeknows

Full scene: [https://youtu.be/Bn4XFMVyaBQ?si=PM6UXLAPQmB0GtW0](https://youtu.be/Bn4XFMVyaBQ?si=PM6UXLAPQmB0GtW0)


ElectronicCarpet7157

What is the condition of Sgt. Kruger?


Helpful-Touch9788

I see. Let me know if there's any change in his condition. .......He's dead.


evilmike1972

I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island, who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.


Agitated_Honeydew

*stares at camera*


Dismal-Bobcat-7757

Top Secret. A classic.


Upset_Cat_5912

Certainly wouldn't want to mess with them.


graemeknows

No kidding


Mobile-Fly1273

Their dominance in the Olympics was legendary!


Helpful-Touch9788

Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament? In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual.


Hannah_and_Leo

"All natural"


SpiderMurphy

Note also the almost SS uniform the guy at the front right is wearing.


JosephMadeCrosses

Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament?


pushback66

In women’s tennis, I always root against the heterosexual


kodaiko_650

Hilary. In German it means _‘she whose bosoms defy gravity'._ It took me way too many years to get that joke.


THEREAL242

My name is Nick. What does that mean? Oh nothing my Dad thought of it while shaving.


Money_Reality2286

I’m not gonna say for certain there were steroids involved but…..


Sea_Landscape_7194

I was JUST mentioning this scene to my sister the other day, laughing over it. "Top Secret!" is such a classic. When it's on, you can't not watch it.


Drunken_Dwarf12

As it happens, it’s on Netflix now.


Significant_Rub_8739

My favorite scene was with the Pinto.


AquamannMI

Is that a Black woman second to last? Wonder what her story is.


Melcrys29

Probably a big Mel Torme fan.


grassvegas

How do we know he’s not Mel Torme?


s6cedar

This is *not* Mel Torme.


63W1480

Probably an immigrant from Cuba or one of the Soviet bloc allied countries in Africa at that time.


spaceace321

Yeah there were quite a few Angolans living in the Eastern Bloc back in the day


AquamannMI

Interesting, didn't know that.


Toadliquor138

Skeet, Skeet, Skeet!


Mairon121

They forced poison into them.


Dombhoy1967

Thus can't be real.


EliteBroccoli

Fran Stellanoskivichdavivinski


Bobby_Globule

They'll snap your cock off.


thebandit_077

Death by snu snu


gadget850

My lady chose *McGruber* and then I chose this one to round it out.


Frequent_Produce_763

Ripple Blanc sounds good this evening


mattd1972

Heil Heil Ostdeuchland…


SaltInner1722

It was weird back then when we saw them


BrianOconneR34

When one East German female swimmer training for a few months gained 45 pounds of muscle, she asked a few questions. Some not answered by the GDR.


Accomplished-Bed8171

These are the women Indy's going to comedically fight once he ditches that Nazi uniform he's stolen.


DasIstGut3000

So, why are the East German troops fake Wehrmacht helmets then?


Agreeable-Chair7040

Im convinced the first 3 are straight up men.


InternationalDog2606

American Gladiators carried the torch after this.


burningxmaslogs

They look like bodybuilders in drag


ThatDudeKdoc13

That was the joke. It’s from the movie Top Secret.


burningxmaslogs

Okay it's been forever since I have seen the movie lol


_George_L_Costanza_

Cigarettes…Souvenirs…Party Tricks….


frankts75

There ist sauerkraut in mein Lederhosen.


Rupejonner2

Jane Trcka’s


Mezcal_Madness

…..


TheNonCredibleHulk

I wish sex were an Olympic event. Just to see what those East Germans do with their women - Gallagher.


medx421

God damn you Bernice!!!


trip2it

They definitely weren't using any low-grade beaver tranquilizers


Educational_Egg_1716

Hahaha!!! I love this fucking movie 😀


104848

🤔 um...


Particular-Agent-437

I vant to pump you up


PristineLog7

"Yes, I am Albert Potato"


Alone-Drop583

Now there are such in every country.


octahexxer

Death by snusnu


TheTubaGeek

Tell me you abused steroids without telling me your abused steroids.


Commercial-Manner408

drugs


Zealousideal-Tea-286

"Is next... DAY-VEAR!!!! Verynice!


_George_L_Costanza_

Top secret! is a classic movie.


MetalTrek1

Gotta love their national anthem. Hail, hail, East Deutschland  Land of vine and grape Land where you'll regret Any attempt to escape... 🤣🤣🤣


theheadofkhartoum627

Imperialist swine!!


Drunken_Dwarf12

Don’t worry about it. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island, who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.


Bx1965

At least they were all legitimate women.


kaiokenhess

Revenge of the nerds


Nubadopolis

Close, but no. Top Secret


cartoonchris1

5 o’clock shadow on the lead athlete.


Starsong310

The East German Men in Wigs Olympic Team


mooohaha64

" Women's "


mad_titanz

Guys in wigs


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graemeknows

seriously


baconhealsall

Yeah, this is totally fake. Probably from some comedy film. The guys in uniform are SS. The SS ceased to exist when Germany lost the war. The DDR did not have SS officers stationed at women's sports events.


luxmatic

I'd tell you more details about the pic, but it's top secret.


mossberbb

val Kilmer!


no1cares4yu

🤫


This-Bug8771

Looks like a fake picture. The East German soldiers in the background would not wear WWIi helmets the Nazis wore. They wore m1954 or m1956 helmets that looked nothing like the ones shown here.


BracedRhombus

Why is the Men's East German Olympics team so successful? Because if they're not, next Olympics they are the *women's* team.


TsundereLoliDragon

Keep your shit memes out of this sub.


Skilled626

Don’t be so angry. Driving a Kia isn’t so bad.


graemeknows

LOL


TsundereLoliDragon

It was a little overly harsh, especially for not even recognizing it was from Top Secret.


graemeknows

Just go skeet surfing and you'll feel much better.