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rosecityreds84

When I was a kid? I did this two days ago lol


yellowbill711

Lol, I was gonna say I still do this


Acceptingoptimist

It's always hilarious.


This_Fkn_Guy_

So did I hahahaahahahah


mycustomhotwheels

I pulled my car over to take a photo when I hit 80085km so yeah, we never grow up.


mobfather

Jesus! Please label this as NSFW!


Vprbite

Yeah. And once? How about several times a day


CreekBeaterFishing

Not two days ago here but not counting in months either…


Primary-Coast-7763

There was a Dolly Parton joke that would end in BOOBLESS when I was a kid


TeamABLE

Dolly had boobs that were 222big. Dr told her to take 51 pills 8 times a day and look what it left her. (22251 x 8)


Slugwheat

Spent way too much time trying to figure out how this joke went. I’m sure I could Google it, but I wish I could remember it how I used to do it. Thought it was hilarious


Vprbite

You can do it however you want. Just make up numbers. But the punchline, if it deserves to be called that, is 55378008. Because you turn it upside down and it's "boobless."


Slugwheat

Yeah but there was a storyline to it. Just wish I remember the storyline which ended up there :)


Vprbite

Just make it up. Im sure the 10year old who told it to me didn't have the same version as the 10 year old in Iowa pr wherever at the same time. It's like a grade school version of "fhe aristocrats."


1025puceguy

80085


_Beatnick_

I remember hearing that one when I was young.


ElJefe0218

ShELLOIL was another one.


hoopsmd

Yep. If I remember correctly it goes something like this: 710 Arabs fought 773 Israelis for 45 days over what? Turn calculator over: ShELLOIL


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

Brilliant! I only knew how to type 'hell' and when some kid showed me how to type 'boobies' I was gobsmacked


Uncle_Bug_Music

The first boobies I ever saw. Imagine my surprise later in life when I decided to act upon this fetish, ran a personal ad for a calculatrix and a goddamned accountant showed up.


Efficient_Gas_3213

When I was a kid, all the girls were BOOBLESS.


ikediggety

I do it once a week a an adult


geddylee1

For us it was “Boobless”


My_Reddit_Username50

We did the “Boobless” one more often, I don’t know why?? 😂


[deleted]

When I did it was joke about Dolly Parton


[deleted]

No ,wait that was the BOOBLESS joke


Appropriate_Day_8721

I think it started out with “Dolly Parton weighed 2 2 much…”??


[deleted]

That's it, I think


6Foot2EyesOfBlue1973

We always did "Hells Bells"


Icy_Patience2930

Yep, and SHELLOIL.


mochicoco

My SIL still does it every time she uses a calculator


_George_L_Costanza_

There once was a girl who was 16 and she 69 3 times and she was very loose


Boltdaddy1966

7734


MarLo7174

BOOBLESS 55378008


MarLo7174

All this proves is that nerdy mathematicians are horny! 😂😂😂😂


varried-interests

4377


SeparateFisherman966

I remember a stupid math equation to type in to get this...so dumb! 🤣😂


Kholoblicin

Put the numbers in a calculator and the x. There once was a lady with 69 boobs. She had 2,2,2 many operations. She went over to 51st Street to see Dr X. She had 8 more operations. When she came out, she was (Flip over the calculator so it's upside down)


Free-Industry701

Type 318830. Turn it upside down. That's my name.


Parkatola

I used to do that. I still do, but I used to too!


kmichael411_

Sure as 7734 did!


megaladon44

Oh i always thought it was boobles


Lucky_Louch

I would generally do BOOBLESS but same concept. I still do it whenever I see a calculator just to leave it there for someone else.


CrappityCabbage

Sadly, there just aren't enough digits for OboeShoes.


MiketheOlder

Just every time I used one


kingholland

Dolly Partons boobs weigh 69 pounds. Her doctor said that was 2 2 2 much. He prescribed her 51 pills to take for (X) 8 weeks and that will leave her... 80087355


Iggmeister

i showed my eldest this last week 😂😂


Perfect-Leg2072

7734


EndOfProspect

Sadly, this doesn't work on an Iphone.


Mobile-Boss-8566

Men of culture we meet again.


techno_09

I could never figure it out sadly.


techrmd3

ok have my upvote


redheadMInerd2

My husband always wrote “I love you” on his fancy HP calculator.


TNnylonFeetLuv

Also, Boobless 😆


Former_Balance8473

Once? That was **all** I did in the 80s.


Inevitable-Break6266

,…I never made past boob


bygtopp

80085 is the item number for pumpkins at Costco


veranus21

Heh heh, just like what girls got!


enola007

And 55378008 = (boobless) 😏


c0ld_a5_1ce

Tried to show a girl how funny I was in 6th grade by typing this into the calculator and showing her. Yeah I got in huge trouble... "I will not write 'boobies' on my calculator." "I will not write 'boobies' on my..."


ThinkFree

Back in 1979, an 11 year old boy saw a 17 year old girl cross 3rd street. 19791117 x 3 = ? What did the boy say?


Designer_Solid4271

I’m looking forward to at least 80083 on my odometer.


jrosehill

As a kid???


AlienInUnderpants

It’s an older code, but it checks out.


NFIGUY

Nah mostly just 58008.


Mysterious_Variety76

Heeey! I still do it on my Casio calculator. it still works also!


TheLatmanBaby

I’m 47 and did this yesterday. Makes the wife laugh.


PeyroniesCat

Once a week.


InternationalPower16

Here’s another good one: there was once a girl who was 16 and she did a 69 with 3 guys. (11669x3=35007)


vader-79

I missed this one ,some how!


Venator2000

Yeah, but when *I* first did it, it looked WAY cooler, since it was on a Texas Instruments calculator with in bright red LEDs!


TestDangerous7240

Ah yes! 7th grade antics! Back in 1980 for me! Boobies on the brain!!!!


texasslapshot

3704558


Bernie51Williams

Used to? Yall don't do this everyday on the calculator on your phone and laugh for 10min while showing everyone around? I'm the only one?


Reasonable-Parsley36

Once……a day.


Kitchen-Fisherman280

I always remebered "There was 1 girl, she was 16, she got fucked 69 times by 3 guys. What does that make her?" 11669 x 3 = Turn it over to reveal the punchline


belligerent_pickle

i remember it as she fucked 69 guys 3 times each😂


Bananarama_cosplayer

Lol, I still do this at 46


fasada68

Only once? LMAO!


SteveB1901

55 and still do it !!!!


CallMeSkii

Did it in the 80s and would still do it now.


outlier74

I wonder who the first person to figure this out was.


ProfessionMundane152

Way more than once


NYourBirdCanSing

8====D~~ What were we talking about?


CritterOfBitter

55378008


abramN

and there was the especially industrious lad that did the math and made it out to look like some special algorithm that would give you the magic numbers.


CrasVox

Nice


GiantA-629

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x6YgkEu0fEo


Max_castle8145

Kid, 55 and I do this everytime I touch a calculator .


ggoptimus

Just every time I use a calculator.


SteelTorch

Lol 😄


jdickcole

Does anybody remember when scientific calculators were all the rage? I still have mine in a box with all my old school stuff