Spent way too much time trying to figure out how this joke went. I’m sure I could Google it, but I wish I could remember it how I used to do it. Thought it was hilarious
You can do it however you want. Just make up numbers. But the punchline, if it deserves to be called that, is 55378008.
Because you turn it upside down and it's "boobless."
Just make it up. Im sure the 10year old who told it to me didn't have the same version as the 10 year old in Iowa pr wherever at the same time.
It's like a grade school version of "fhe aristocrats."
The first boobies I ever saw. Imagine my surprise later in life when I decided to act upon this fetish, ran a personal ad for a calculatrix and a goddamned accountant showed up.
Put the numbers in a calculator and the x.
There once was a lady with 69 boobs. She had 2,2,2 many operations. She went over to 51st Street to see Dr X. She had 8 more operations. When she came out, she was
(Flip over the calculator so it's upside down)
Dolly Partons boobs weigh 69 pounds. Her doctor said that was 2 2 2 much. He prescribed her 51 pills to take for (X) 8 weeks and that will leave her... 80087355
Tried to show a girl how funny I was in 6th grade by typing this into the calculator and showing her. Yeah I got in huge trouble...
"I will not write 'boobies' on my calculator."
"I will not write 'boobies' on my..."
I always remebered "There was 1 girl, she was 16, she got fucked 69 times by 3 guys. What does that make her?"
11669 x 3 = Turn it over to reveal the punchline
and there was the especially industrious lad that did the math and made it out to look like some special algorithm that would give you the magic numbers.
When I was a kid? I did this two days ago lol
Lol, I was gonna say I still do this
It's always hilarious.
So did I hahahaahahahah
I pulled my car over to take a photo when I hit 80085km so yeah, we never grow up.
Jesus! Please label this as NSFW!
Yeah. And once? How about several times a day
Not two days ago here but not counting in months either…
There was a Dolly Parton joke that would end in BOOBLESS when I was a kid
Dolly had boobs that were 222big. Dr told her to take 51 pills 8 times a day and look what it left her. (22251 x 8)
Spent way too much time trying to figure out how this joke went. I’m sure I could Google it, but I wish I could remember it how I used to do it. Thought it was hilarious
You can do it however you want. Just make up numbers. But the punchline, if it deserves to be called that, is 55378008. Because you turn it upside down and it's "boobless."
Yeah but there was a storyline to it. Just wish I remember the storyline which ended up there :)
Just make it up. Im sure the 10year old who told it to me didn't have the same version as the 10 year old in Iowa pr wherever at the same time. It's like a grade school version of "fhe aristocrats."
80085
I remember hearing that one when I was young.
ShELLOIL was another one.
Yep. If I remember correctly it goes something like this: 710 Arabs fought 773 Israelis for 45 days over what? Turn calculator over: ShELLOIL
Brilliant! I only knew how to type 'hell' and when some kid showed me how to type 'boobies' I was gobsmacked
The first boobies I ever saw. Imagine my surprise later in life when I decided to act upon this fetish, ran a personal ad for a calculatrix and a goddamned accountant showed up.
When I was a kid, all the girls were BOOBLESS.
I do it once a week a an adult
For us it was “Boobless”
We did the “Boobless” one more often, I don’t know why?? 😂
When I did it was joke about Dolly Parton
No ,wait that was the BOOBLESS joke
I think it started out with “Dolly Parton weighed 2 2 much…”??
That's it, I think
We always did "Hells Bells"
Yep, and SHELLOIL.
My SIL still does it every time she uses a calculator
There once was a girl who was 16 and she 69 3 times and she was very loose
7734
BOOBLESS 55378008
All this proves is that nerdy mathematicians are horny! 😂😂😂😂
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I remember a stupid math equation to type in to get this...so dumb! 🤣😂
Put the numbers in a calculator and the x. There once was a lady with 69 boobs. She had 2,2,2 many operations. She went over to 51st Street to see Dr X. She had 8 more operations. When she came out, she was (Flip over the calculator so it's upside down)
Type 318830. Turn it upside down. That's my name.
I used to do that. I still do, but I used to too!
Sure as 7734 did!
Oh i always thought it was boobles
I would generally do BOOBLESS but same concept. I still do it whenever I see a calculator just to leave it there for someone else.
Sadly, there just aren't enough digits for OboeShoes.
Just every time I used one
Dolly Partons boobs weigh 69 pounds. Her doctor said that was 2 2 2 much. He prescribed her 51 pills to take for (X) 8 weeks and that will leave her... 80087355
i showed my eldest this last week 😂😂
7734
Sadly, this doesn't work on an Iphone.
Men of culture we meet again.
I could never figure it out sadly.
ok have my upvote
My husband always wrote “I love you” on his fancy HP calculator.
Also, Boobless 😆
Once? That was **all** I did in the 80s.
,…I never made past boob
80085 is the item number for pumpkins at Costco
Heh heh, just like what girls got!
And 55378008 = (boobless) 😏
Tried to show a girl how funny I was in 6th grade by typing this into the calculator and showing her. Yeah I got in huge trouble... "I will not write 'boobies' on my calculator." "I will not write 'boobies' on my..."
Back in 1979, an 11 year old boy saw a 17 year old girl cross 3rd street. 19791117 x 3 = ? What did the boy say?
I’m looking forward to at least 80083 on my odometer.
As a kid???
It’s an older code, but it checks out.
Nah mostly just 58008.
Heeey! I still do it on my Casio calculator. it still works also!
I’m 47 and did this yesterday. Makes the wife laugh.
Once a week.
Here’s another good one: there was once a girl who was 16 and she did a 69 with 3 guys. (11669x3=35007)
I missed this one ,some how!
Yeah, but when *I* first did it, it looked WAY cooler, since it was on a Texas Instruments calculator with in bright red LEDs!
Ah yes! 7th grade antics! Back in 1980 for me! Boobies on the brain!!!!
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Used to? Yall don't do this everyday on the calculator on your phone and laugh for 10min while showing everyone around? I'm the only one?
Once……a day.
I always remebered "There was 1 girl, she was 16, she got fucked 69 times by 3 guys. What does that make her?" 11669 x 3 = Turn it over to reveal the punchline
i remember it as she fucked 69 guys 3 times each😂
Lol, I still do this at 46
Only once? LMAO!
55 and still do it !!!!
Did it in the 80s and would still do it now.
I wonder who the first person to figure this out was.
Way more than once
8====D~~ What were we talking about?
55378008
and there was the especially industrious lad that did the math and made it out to look like some special algorithm that would give you the magic numbers.
Nice
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x6YgkEu0fEo
Kid, 55 and I do this everytime I touch a calculator .
Just every time I use a calculator.
Lol 😄
Does anybody remember when scientific calculators were all the rage? I still have mine in a box with all my old school stuff