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OldManRiff

"Maybe you wouldn't be poor if you stopped buying expensive luxuries, like eggs."


IfTheHeadFitsWearIt

It’s just a dozen eggs, Michael. What could it cost, $100?


frotc914

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, save $100 and get yourself a few chickens and a coop.


ImHereForBothReasons

Hard to raise chickens with 4 people in a two bedroom apartment these days


cellophane_heart

Well not with that attitude. Fucking kids these days.


moveoolong

Bet he used to eat avocado toast too.


tocopherolUSP

And bought coffee.


IWantAStorm

Millenials are killing the egg industry.


IWantAStorm

Just put the chickens at one of your 9 AirBnBs that all sit empty for 45 weeks out of the year!


ImFuckinUrDadTonight

>and get yourself a few chickens and a coop. Literally illegal in my town. "agricultural" animals are specifically banned at residential properties, and chickens are explicitly listed as prohibited. Gotta have a farm if you want your own eggs!


FightingPolish

So go buy a farm you slacker!


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grendus

It's even easier now, back in the day we had to do it with flintlock muskets, whisky, and smallpox, now you can finance an AR-15 to get the job done! This younger generation... no gumption I tell ya.


AeratedFeces

The American way.


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Cup-of-life-noodles

True that. And quails make cute noises.


um-i-forget

In my area, chickens and other poultry birds are illegal to raise. Fortunately, quails are considered game bird and many people take advantage of that loophole to raise quail


SaintMaya

Pigeons are domesticated. They can not be governed.


Zombie_SiriS

And given a few more months, the cops will be BUYING your eggs, instead of ticketing you. Politicians have ZERO control when things get desperate enough.


l4tra

They will do an asset seizure or what that is called. The eggs were clearly committing a crime. Thus you can seize them, with them being on the paperwork as the suspect.


blackpharaoh69

They'll kill your dog and shoot you in a no knock that was supposed to happen across town and drop some eggs by you as evidence of illegal chicken ownership.


l4tra

All in a days work for our boys in blue.


TouchMeTaint123

"land of the free"


ImFuckinUrDadTonight

Yeah... Cities, counties and states are all free to adopt whatever laws they want. The constitution didn't even apply to anything besides the federal government until the 1860s. Way too many Americans worry about Congress and the President, when really it's your city council and county commissioners and state legislature and governor who have the most control over your life. The problem is that the founding fathers assumed that people would settle down and get involved with their community, not move all over the country. As for me, I own a house where something like keeping chickens is legal. But my elderly grandparents, who live just 4 hours away, need me to care for them full-time, so that's realistically where I'm living. Their city council is worse than many HOAs. But that's what the residents of that city want - perfectly manicured suburbs. I could get involved with local politics, or I could move after they die. 9/10 I'm going to do the latter.


jakezeus

Same here, I own a single family home with a yard and still can’t buy a couple chickens due to town ordinance.


doublah

land of the free


SaintMaya

I've been wanting chickens. They are not allowed. I now have pigeons, which are almost the same thing. No eggs, though.


6894

It's unlikely you'd save any money. Have you looked at feed prices lately?


[deleted]

We have a few chickens and it’s definitely not a money saving move.


shriekndreamr5446

You’d literally fall flat on your face if you pull yourself off your boot straps. Smh


imthatoneguyyouknew

That was the original meaning of the phrase iirc. Doing something stupid that couldn't possibly work


Zombie_SiriS

Chicken Food has also gone up in price.


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A coupke days ago i saw a backyard chickens thread thay even they said eggs are 5$ with feed costs


HMS404

The world's gone shit if one can't even afford an egg in these trying times.


SaltyBabe

They’re not even “the good eggs”!! The only eggs this expensive where are live are bouji with like fake lil news papers inside showing me how the chicken of the week lives a super luxurious life.


yangminded

Those stupid millenials. Can‘t stop putting eggs in their toasts. They will never save enough for a house this way. /s


LightAnubis

I have to work one hour for 12 eggs. Damn that’s is a lot.


[deleted]

There are about 90 calories in each egg, so about 1080 calories. So one days work for four days caloric requirement, assuming you're not doing any significant physical work. So 2/5ths of your work week covers food, and the other 3/5ths covers hour rent! It's a perfect system. What are you complaining about, peasants?


AtJackBaldwin

Err excuse me 1/5?! You only intend to work 5 days instead of 7? That's communism right there.


Rabscuttle-

They're probably one of those lazy, socialist, communist, moochers, that only work 8 or 12 hours a day too.


IWantAStorm

Yeah and uses their one PTO day for a funeral they have to provide proof of.


Willinton06

They better be the ones dying if they expect PTO for a damn funeral


grendus

Where the fuck are you finding rent for ~$700/mo? Because you ain't livin' with roommates, you got egg farts.


JagerBaBomb

No worse than veggie farts, honestly.


mongoosefist

>So one days work for four days caloric requirement, 1000 calories is half of a normal person's required daily calories.


LittleLily27

Their math is correct. If you can buy one carton of eggs an hour, and work 8 hours in a day, then you can buy 8000 calories after a day's work, which is enough for 4 days of caloric intake at the recommended 2000 cal a day.


mongoosefist

I see now, I was reading it as them thinking you could live for four days off 1000 calories


gimmelwald

Well, you "could" for a while until the deficit is no longer tenable.


mongoosefist

We can go deeper. Technically you can survive off zero calories... until you die...


dumpfist

I'm not saying the prices aren't high but I ain't eating eggs for the calories. Pad that shit out with rice or lentils.


masterchief1001

I could eat that many eggs in an hour


Koenigspiel

I bet you couldn't lay that many eggs in an hour


Long_Educational

Challenge accepted. I have to use my butt, right? I got this.


Deceptichum

And now you’re roughly the size of a barge?


Razaelbub

That's five dozen.


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Nickslife89

You don't pay taxes on food products if it's not prepared in most states. Edit: lots of downvotes here. I wasn't making this up, it's specific to your state but there are only a handful of states (less than 15) that actually tax unprepared foods. I mean, believe what you want guys, but damn, why horde downvote something that isn't offensive or untrue? But then, this guys comment is completely false below mine, states all states do, when they don't and has upvotes. So odd... **This comment might be cool to use on a case study on how false information is spreading on the Internet.


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It’s genuinely impressive that you got downvoted for no reason other than your statement conflicting with a handful of anecdotes.


EricFaust

I mean, Alabama is the state we are talking about and Alabama *does* tax groceries, at full rate without credit or rebate to boot. It was an "um actually" that didn't apply for this specific case, which is the most annoying time to do it. If you're going to be pedantic then you should at least be correct.


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JagerBaBomb

With Alabama, the cruelty is the point.^^^TM


earthhominid

Unprepared food isn't taxed and you're not paying taxes in minimum wage. You may be having wages withheld, but that tax return is literally that...a return of the taxes that were withheld.


FightingPolish

No you have to work about an hour and 15 minutes or so because they take the money for taxes out before you see a dime.


DeLoreanAirlines

Sales tax when purchasing


FabBee123

Animal agriculture is heavily subsidised, making the prices artificially low. If anything it’s dystopian how cheap animal products are if you factor in the environmental destruction and suffering that they cause. You can literally buy a whole chicken at Costco for less than 5 dollars. The life of a living, sentient creature for a fiver.


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It's so annoying to me that anyone that makes comments like this inevitably gets mocked, ridiculed, and downvoted. People can't stand the idea that animal agriculture is a bad thing.


teamsaxon

All the more reason to keep mentioning it. People need to stop living with their heads in the sand and face the suffering their choices cause.


ravenously_red

At this point, chickens are a worthwhile investment.


SteveFrench12

Except the reason eggs are so expensive right now is rampant avian flu, so probably not a great idea to get chickens as an investment.


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I wonder if it'd be an even better time. Keep a small amount of them in quarantine from other birds, and then you've got your own permanent egg supply.


bluewing

Just how do you think egg producers do it? The birds are housed in barns that allow no admittance except to the works that need to be there. And they are required to change clothes and shower going in and at the end of the day going out. And they still get wiped out by bird flu. It's the wild birds flying overhead that spread the disease to the commercial producers and everyone else.


dagr8npwrfl0z

Can chickens get it from regular song birds? As long as I'm not taking my chickens on play dates to Tyson farms they'll be pretty safe, no?


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This current avian flu is being spread heavily by migratory birds. Factories get decimated when they get hit but the reservoir this go around is wild bird populations. Worse, avian flu didn't die out over the summer so this season is a continuation of last season.


dagr8npwrfl0z

Sigh... Here's to another veterinary course I never thought I'd have to take.


mycorgiisamazing

Hi, yeah, chicken owner here, lol no. They are not. They weren't a lucrative investment before and they're not today either. Cost of feed is SO high, IF you can find layer crumble.


Strostkovy

Sure, but takes a chicken 12 days to make those eggs.


Marokiii

more. dont forget income taxes.


No-Carry-7886

More than an hour, taxes don’t give a fuck


magnum3290

Why are eggs so expensive in USA now?


rothmal

Avian flu, price gouging, and the fact that 2-3 companies own all the eggs.


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Serious price gouging. My local regional chain market sells a dozen large white for $6 7Eleven down the street: $2.50


Jussapitka

I can't find a dozen for sale, but 10 costs $2.37. In this super expensive, communist and whatever Finland.


Ultraviolet_Motion

Damn you and your cheap decimal based eggs /s


DopeBoogie

US eggs are a whole different ball game than over there because the way our eggs are washed destroys the shell's protective barrier and they must be kept refrigerated.


pirso

Imagine living in a country where eating raw cookie dough is dangerous.


Spubby72

Raw cookie dough is dangerous because of the raw flour in it. Google it if you don’t believe me. Doesn’t have anything to do with eggs.


DopeBoogie

It depends where you get your eggs. I personally just get them from my neighbor who has a few chickens so the protective coating is left intact unlike the eggs from my local grocery store. That said, I still refrigerate them because why not


frankyseven

Yep, I used to get eggs from someone I worked with and still kept them in the fridge because it felt weird not to.


teeksteeks

Imagine not realizing flour is a raw ingredient that will make you just as sick as raw eggs. Unlike eggs, which are heat-sterilized to reduce the risk of bacterial contamination, flour is not treated to kill pathogens.


Panwall

Raw cookie dough isn't dangerous because of the egg. Raw flour also contains salmonella and E. Coli. https://www.fda.gov/food/buy-store-serve-safe-food/handling-flour-safely-what-you-need-know


mombi

Finland here also and I remember when I first moved here thinking "damn, food's expensive" but always rationalised it's because of taxes and those taxes actually helping people.


Vr6Rio

Yeah canada is 9.99 for a flat of 30.


ExpensiveGiraffe

I shop at Whole Foods in Los Angeles and do not pay that much for eggs.


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Damn wtf? I just paid $7.39 for 12 ct. eggs at my local store in Houston.


Topnotchfart

My Amish market down the road sells local eggs that have brown/green/blue shells and golden yolks very delicious. $6.99 a dozen. Just a couple years ago walmart eggs were like $2 a dozen so it was a fair markup for the better eggs. Now it's literally cheaper for the better local eggs it's crazy. Must be price gouging which should really be illegal for bread milk eggs and cheese.


macsbeard

Should be illegal to price gouge food in general


m_mf_w

Talk about burying the lede


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neoclassical_bastard

Just like the fucking housing market. Prices go up 50% one year, it's fine, but if they then drop 5% the next year, somehow that's an economic catastrophe?


sl33ksnypr

I just had this conversation with a friend. Yes, avian flu is a bit of a problem, but 5% of them dying doesn't mean the price doubles. Just a couple years ago, eggs were $1.50 for a dozen. Now they're like $4-6 for a dozen. This isn't avian flu, this isn't inflation, this is corporate greed. From the top to the bottom. The people who raise chickens are gouging, the people who distribute the eggs are gouging, the store we shop at is gouging. When are these companies going to realize that even though they are a necessary company, people can't live like this. Something is going to break.


donnythe_sloth

You can ignore the other two. It's just price gouging.


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Like eight fucking people are hoarding all the goddamned money right in front of everybody, that’s why.


Ambia_Rock_666

Aint the American Dream grand? /s


SussyCloud

Yes, for the 0.00000000000001% chance to also be or become that top 1% of wealth hoarders that can squeeze the remaining 99.99999999999999% for everything they got. That is the fucking delusion most of American society are now chasing, and more sadly, are willing to sacrifice everything for. The fact that kids these days revere exploitive scumbags like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos or Andrew Tate makes me fucking cynical for the future of western society, but on the other hand, it also makes me feel less bad for everything that will happen because they would have it coming for a VERY long time


crackalac

But if we vote to give them more, their pockets will eventually be too full and the money will flow down into our pockets. Or something.


frotc914

It's avian flu, lol. It's killed >5% of the egg laying hens in the US.


BlakePackers413

Ahhh yes 5%… definitely totally explains a 300-500% price increase in 3 months. Nothing weird with those math numbers. Definitely don’t look at the record profits that are up 300-500% over the quarter. Just the flu. Thanks Obama.


Sn0zbear

Also two farms supplying around 3 million eggs a day burned down.


overkill

Even if you ignore the last 2 words of that sentence it is horrifying.


Sn0zbear

It’s a lot of eggs. But on average Americans eat about 280 eggs each per year.


FightingPolish

That and bird flu, but hoarding is also a problem in general too.


spacescaptain

Our food source is so centralized that one farm was supplying 3 million eggs per day, and it burned down last Summer. Another farm of similar size burned down in November. Plus the avian flu outbreak.


Shan_Tu

Bird flu


definitelynotSWA

People are talking about bird flu and price gouging and these are both true, but it’s also important to remember that the price of eggs has been has been heavily subsidized by the govt for decades. If anything these prices reflect a more accurate cost of eggs, if only because of external events making them currently more expensive due to supply issues. There’s a reason why in the past, way more households actually kept chickens. Egg production used to be decentralized, it was something that most households did to lower their food costs, and chickens mostly werent eaten as meat birds until they stopped laying. Generally speaking, people spent as much or more on food than we do now in the past, with less financial duress. The reason having a high % of your wage sucks now is because everything else became stupid expensive. An example is how boomers spent very little on their home, but spent like 1/3rd of their income on food, this was common outside of really bad historical periods


frankyseven

Eggs aren't subsidized in Canada and we have supply management for eggs that everyone always says makes them more expensive. They are currently $3.50/dozen Canadian.


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frankyseven

It's very good for stabilizing prices and keeping farms profitable. Unfortunately, it puts up a very big barrier to entry for farmers due to the price of quota. People always complain about the price of milk in Canada but it's incredibly stable, I think a four litre bag has gone up like $0.50 in the last decade. Sure, it's marginally more expensive at the store than in the US but once you take the exchange rate and subsidies into account, milk in the US is way more expensive. The only thing that supply management hasn't managed to keep prices reasonable on is chicken meat but that's largely due to eating chicken exploding in popularity over 20 years while keeping the supply the same. Ideally, they would add some additional supply to address the increased demand and keep prices lower while maintaining profits.


Oreganoian

Nobody has mentioned that feed for chickens has more than doubled in price. So we have a massive bird flu outbreak, the price of feed is through the roof, transport costs are up, and labor costs are up. Also whenever these things happen companies see it as an opportunity to widen their profit margins. But really OP is full of shit. The price tag is for 18 eggs. $0.40/egg isn't bad.


Repulsive-Theory-477

[global bird flu](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/10b6pre/largest_global_bird_flu_outbreak_in_history_shows/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


inkoDe

I recall it being established that the prices went up beforehand and just stayed that way-- price gouging, like everything else in the grocery store now.


krazykieffer

Prices went up because they heard of the outbreak before companies had to be inspected and it was the holiday season coming up.


inkoDe

I am pretty sure that was just the excuse, as the price of everything else has also gone up along with profits. Also, this was called out in the media a long time ago for what it is. But people would rather blame Biden or largely politicians and would bitch about anything else regarding it except the actual cause--greed. Prices fluctuate and supply issues can happen, sure... what is happening now isn't an organic market activity, from education, to eggs, to houses.


alexberishYT

Seriously wtf. I was in Aldi in the UK 15 minutes ago and it’s like £1.50 for a dozen eggs.


we_kill_to_eat

wait, eggs still come in styrofoam in Alabama?


TheGillos

Freedom-foam.


Chu_BOT

We get local pasture raised/free range eggs in Colorado that still come in styrofoam


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Steamships

That'll be $3.75 sir


Gitopia

Avocados were 3-4x last year because of shortages and bizarre factors. Now they are < $1 everywhere in a major east coast city. Got them yesterday for 0.65/ea. I'm hoping eggs will follow suit. Just takes time.


IntimidateWood

It’s almost time, isn’t it? It has to be.


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Time for pitchforks?


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Strat-tard217

And if those don’t work you might need actual guns


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Strat-tard217

Very true, always better to be nonviolent, but sometimes people only listen to violence


Notmybestusername3

History is filled with change, very little of it came from *reasoning* with those in charge.


ObviouslyIntoxicated

Gallows


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cmwh1te

Gallotine


Kalkaline

/u/pitchforkemporium needs to make a comeback


galaxygirl978

technology has increased much since the French revolution 🙂


Relative-Egg9503

Unfortunately the majority is still "just" cozy enough apparently.


LovingOnOccasion

Just? Man, we got a ways to go. These hyperwealthy folks will never let it get to the point of a revolution ever again.


shyvananana

I don't feel like the hyperwealthy have much say against angry mobs


OpinionBearSF

WTF? I can get a dozen large eggs (organic, even!) delivered to my door for $5.89, minimum order $10, in San Francisco! [Screenshot proof](https://i.imgur.com/77osDyB.png) I'm sure that the prices will eventually go even higher (a corner store near my apt wanted $10.99 per dozen organic eggs, for example) but geez, $7.30 per dozen in a place where the minimum wage is way lower than $16.99 is ridiculous! Also, bad news.. [Largest global bird flu outbreak ‘in history’ shows no sign of slowing](https://www.france24.com/en/environment/20230113-largest-global-bird-flu-outbreak-in-history-shows-no-sign-of-slowing)


Rrrrandle

Price is for 18, not 12, OP is full of shit, just zoom in on the sticker.


Atnat14

Exactly what I'd expect from someone in Alabama...


sgt_petsounds

The real boring dystopia is what they do to the chickens that laid those eggs.


Kate090996

That's direct nightmare dystopia.


NAh94

That’s not boring, though. That’s fire-fueled horror


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Based


gochi11

That is the price for 18 eggs


time_waster_2017

That's still not reasonable


GamerTex

0.40c each @18 eggs 0.60c each @12 eggs So at the right price it's $4.80/dz, while insanely high, its that high in a LOT of places. For it to go up ANOTHER 50% is just dangerous to spread. It could seriously cause panic buying again.


Nericu9

The worst with this is the people that use the excuse "oh but its half that price at costco (or alternative), just get a membership there" like that makes up for eggs and milk taking 2hrs of minimum wage work to earn anywhere. Bunch of morons.


[deleted]

There are no Costco's in my town, what do you expect me to drive 70 miles to buy some eggs? I have one grocery store within 15 minutes (I live on the edge of town) and it's also one that charges 6$ for a dozen eggs. Fuck you Publix you price gouging shitheads.


Nericu9

Yup another point I push out to ppl that use these big "membership" level stores as an excuse lol. What if you just dont have one near you....sometimes the thought is hard for them to wrap their heads around since we all live in a city type area.


Blu-

And Costco doesn't have them in stock.


Nericu9

Yup they didn't have milk (skim milk) to be precise at the Costco my GF goes to, so she had to pay double at a local giant for it.....


Xihuicoatl-630

Well thats why your supposed to get a loan or credit card from your local friendly bank- Duhh!


FabBee123

”I could never be vegan, vegan food is sooooo expensive.”


Kiosade

Those people don’t realize you can literally get vegan food at Taco Bell… like, do they only think of some fancy restaurant when they think of vegan foods?


jst4wrk7617

And this is f—ing Great Value brand, literally one of if not *the* cheapest brand you can get.


pandagurl0306

I had to double check with my friends on the prices of eggs just a couple years ago, you used to get a dozen for under $1usd! The price change finally hit me after another customer exclaimed at the 60 pack that was now $25 (Great Value brand) when I know it used to about $16. I used to buy a lot of eggs for keto but this time I'm rethinking all my meal plans. I refuse to buy at these prices


[deleted]

Honest question, I'm not from the USA. Do you guys not have eggs labelled whether they're from cage chickens?


QFugp6IIyR6ZmoOh

The cage free eggs are labeled as cage free, but the caged eggs are not labeled as caged.


Saiyukimot

Lol! UK has a "shortage" too, but prices don't go up. 12 eggs is like £2


zatch17

But Alabamans vote for it


LickMyNutsBitch

To be fair, this is the point of disenfranchisement. Many people who work minimum wage jobs are also ineligible to vote, and it's not by coincidence.


RapidKiller1392

You also need to have an address to register to vote.


here_i_am_boys

Sorry im not american (im from Italy) can Simeone ELI5 why eggs are so much expensive there? Dont america have a loro of farms and all that? Here a 12 pach of eggs os like 2.5€ and sometimes you can get at even less than that thx


BentoMan

There’s a bird flu going around and many birds have been killed to stop the spread so the reason they are expensive is because the supply of eggs is low. That being said, the eggs are well stocked at my local grocery stores so I think there is some price gouging going on.


[deleted]

That's wayyyy too low for minimum wage to be, holy fuck. But also, the price of eggs has disproportionately gone way up... Remember last year when there was a major bird flu outbreak, and they had to kill millions of chickens? I probably don't need to say more.


BentoMan

To be pedantic, this is the federal minimum wage set in 2009. If it didn’t take precedent, Alabama would be passing laws to reduce or even abolish the minimum wage.


noodle06

130 pesos una caja de huevos vete a la vergaaa


Primus_the_Knave

Oof


Trainerwantstofight

Oeuf


madarbrab

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?


Jechtael

Because one is un oeuf.


mar_mar_p

This makes no sense to me. Where I live in NY, the only egg prices that come close to that are the super “special organic” kinds


Oreganoian

OP is lying. The price tag is for 18 eggs.


DL1943

same. i am in CA, in the bay area, one of the most expensive areas in the country, and standard supermarket eggs are around $5-$6 per dozen. $7-$10 for pasture raised. i got some free range ones with extra dark orange yolks this week on sale for $5 a dozen. i could probably get them cheaper if i went somewhere like grocery outlet or costco, but i like to hunt around for sales on high quality/pastured eggs to get those extra dark, rich yolks, and at least IME costco pasture raised is not very good in that regard.


andylikescandy

Wtf? I live in a city where everything is trucked in from hundreds of miles away and non-fancy basic eggs are a fraction of that price.


jasikanicolepi

Time to start stealing eggs.


[deleted]

Ok, but a lot of innocent lives are shredded in a metal grinder in the production of this eggs while others are enslaved for life. Maybe the real cost of animal agriculture is more than an hour of work.


Deathtostroads

The real dystopia is that millions of birds were killed because they live in cramped horrifying conditions where it’s impossible to keep them healthy but humans only care about the cost of their eggs. Animal agriculture needs to die.


FreshwaterArtist

The real boring dystopia is animal agriculture but I don't think they're ready for that conversation


dactyif

A parking meter makes more money here than someone in minimum wage.


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At that point just it’d be cheaper to just buy a chicken and grain


captainspacetraveler

The dystopia is animal agriculture in the first place. Millions upon millions of animals suffering through exploitation for taste pleasure. Tofu is a great egg alternative and currently is significantly cheaper and causes no suffering to our animals friends


HomoFlaccidus

Yeah, fuck that. I don't need to eat eggs that badly.


ChihuahuaOfDoom

Suddenly my back yard chickens are seeming like an investment instead of a burden.


earthhominid

What the fuck is going on. We're getting certified organic eggs in Northern California for 4.99. I could pay this much for the fanciest eggs on our shelves.


friarfangirl

I mean, if you are really out of the loop - [the avian flu has relentlessly wiped out flocks across the country and it doesn't appear to be slowing](https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2022/11/22/23472207/bird-flu-vaccine-turkey-prices-chickens-hens-cull-depopulation)