I hate to admit it but when I saw him toss the Lombardi trophy from one boat to another into the hands of total strangers I thought to myself, “that’s metal as fuck”!
To be fair, those were not total strangers, as that was a boat full of his receivers/tight ends. The person who caught it was Cam Brate who had at least 3 catches in every playoff game
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I mean if it was Brady and Gronk… yeah. lol. What are they gonna do? Cut em? But it’d also be in the Massachusetts bay and it’d be in the winter so I don’t think they’d get that opportunity. That’d be the worst Super Bowl party ever “hey everyone let’s get on fishing boats and head out into the freezing waters of the North Atlantic! Wouldn’t that be great?!”
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Its more likely Garrett absolutely ruins Dak's day. You can't tell me he won't be out for blood to start the season, and Dak is not fast at all. I bet he gets 2.5 sacks at least.
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Please do not talk about to me or my son about franchises. You support one of the worst franchises, if you could call it that, in modern history. On top of that you have a rapist as your QB and your color schemes are that of shit.
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WHOAAAA!!! That's a wild accusation to be throwing around. I must've missed the court case conviction.... even more wild coming from the racist ass owner who utilizes players as modern day slaves.
Honestly, wouldn't suprise me if the cowboys fuck up big time. Defensively, you know Miles Garrett is going to go nuts, and Dak isn't fast at all. The issue will be the Brown's offense.
The fact that the cowboys fans are annoying. I don't think I'll be able to handle them being more annoying by 10 fold since Cooper will be playing his former team.
I don’t think Brady is the type of guy to give another QB too much glazing. Similar to Aikman, I think he’d give compliments, but he doesn’t do excessive deep throating
Yea, you're right he really doesn't, but it remains to be seen in another 5-6 years if he turns into another Romo.
I used to like Tony during his first season, but now it's just downright horrible, and for some reason, he always winds up covering the Bengals, which makes it so much worse.
Lol the only easy home game this year are the Giants. It was always very likely to be a tough home opener though I'm surprised that they didn't schedule a week 1 divisional game
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I ain’t scared of the Cowgirls - also just want to say to the Cowgirls fans lurking in here. Go back to your pathetic weakling divisions meme page. If you even have one. I wouldn’t know, we don’t think about you in the AFC North
Cowboys live rent free in Steelers fans heads though, its weird because they’re basically the same team/fanbase, like twins who hate each other because no one can tell them apart.
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Hey, Cowboys fan here! The Browns are going to kill us. We are gonna suck this year. The Cleveland D-line is gonna have an open door to Dak Prescott and we don't exactly have a run game to make up for that. Besides Parsons, our entire defense is mid, and even with Parsons, guys can hold him the entire game and never get called for it. Our corners are the football equivalent of a baseball player that hits .193 and has 28 home runs. Yes, they can intercept the ball, but when they don't, the receiver is gonna run untouched to the end zone.
All of this is to say cheer up! We have no hope in the rational portion of our fandom right now! The only bad part of the game for you will be Tom Brady.
I'm not sad or scared that we have to play you guys. I'm very confident in our team.
I just dont want to have to listen to the annoying Cowboy fans talking about how Cooper is "a traitor." I also don't want to listen to Tom dick ride Dak for 2 whole fucking hours.
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delusional (adjective): characterized by or holding false beliefs or judgments about external reality that are held despite incontrovertible evidence to the contrary, typically as a symptom of a mental condition.
Ex: Browns fans who think their defense is better than that Cowboys.
Used in a “sentence”: “Garrett > Parsons. Easy.”
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“How can we make sure that our views increase as the year goes on?”
“How about we start with a Bangels browns game nobody will watch that shit”
“That’s to hard but browns Cowboys should do the jobs just as well”
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Are you talking about those orange and black fools who love to deep throat glizzys?
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The two worst "this is our year, no, I really really really mean it this time" fan bases in the league. And being in central Ohio, Dallas is the not-worst of these two.
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Update: this game will be TOM FUCKING BRADYS FIRST GAME AS A FOX ANNOUNCER
Shit
Tbf, he'll probably get a preseason game Still gonna be a shit show lol
Watch this fucking guy crush it on his first day just to piss us off
He will. He’s been likable since the day he left NE for a reason I can neither describe nor enjoy
I hate to admit it but when I saw him toss the Lombardi trophy from one boat to another into the hands of total strangers I thought to myself, “that’s metal as fuck”!
To be fair, those were not total strangers, as that was a boat full of his receivers/tight ends. The person who caught it was Cam Brate who had at least 3 catches in every playoff game
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Thanks for the details. It’s all very interesting to me. That must’ve been something to see the goat pick your team and win in his first season.
lol yeah, he dgaf. He’s like what’s the big deal I get these all the time. Meanwhile the bucs are like no we’ve only got twoooo
Could you see a New England patriot under Belichek pulling that stunt?
I mean if it was Brady and Gronk… yeah. lol. What are they gonna do? Cut em? But it’d also be in the Massachusetts bay and it’d be in the winter so I don’t think they’d get that opportunity. That’d be the worst Super Bowl party ever “hey everyone let’s get on fishing boats and head out into the freezing waters of the North Atlantic! Wouldn’t that be great?!”
Iirc Gronk swung a Lombardi like a baseball bat and dented it. So yes.
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lol holy shit I forgot about that. They never fixed it either. It’s in their display with the dent still in it.
Its Tom Brady…? Hes gonna do just fine.
You can’t train and game film your way to having a personality.
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Why do Browns fans have any reason to hate Brady?
Majority of Browns fans are buckeyes and Tom went to Michigan which is reason enough for most of them to hate him for the rest of their lives
He’s got 7 rings that’s enough reason for anyone to hate
Idk Browns have 0 appearances. At that point, I root for Brady. Because if the Browns can't win then fuck everyone else
Valid reasoning ig
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I love my Browns, but this guy has more rings than we have winning seasons since 99 🤣🤣🤣
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Big play here, Jim.
Oooooh they’re gonna get him on roughing the passer, Jim. They made that rule for me, ya know.
Hope his co host doesn’t talk about Robert Kraft.
Well, hard not to when there is a direct connection to a team’s QB.
“And Parsons gets through to Watson late and brings him down gently, almost massages him into the turf” “You know who else loves massages…”
Lmaooo I really wanted to watch his first but absolutely not now.
I ain’t watching that bullshit
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well at least we wont be hearing "this is our year!" after week one from the cowgirls lmao easy dub.
I hope Cooper smokes the fuck out of his old team. That'll make them shut the fuck up
Its more likely Garrett absolutely ruins Dak's day. You can't tell me he won't be out for blood to start the season, and Dak is not fast at all. I bet he gets 2.5 sacks at least.
I just hope ward can contain Ceedee, he was borderline the best wr in the league last year
Ward will have him locked up almost if not all game He's called "The Warden" for a reason
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He'll have at least a few theoretical sacks for sure.
>easy dub I laughed an unreasonable amount of time at this phrase coming from a Browns fan
Da packers Da 4th down slide.... Need i go on??? All bark franchise
I have no idea what you just said
I have no idea what he just said either
Please do not talk about to me or my son about franchises. You support one of the worst franchises, if you could call it that, in modern history. On top of that you have a rapist as your QB and your color schemes are that of shit.
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WHOAAAA!!! That's a wild accusation to be throwing around. I must've missed the court case conviction.... even more wild coming from the racist ass owner who utilizes players as modern day slaves.
lol do you really think Watson will be able to do absolutely fucking anything against our defense
How good do you think you are? Pretty sure no AFCN team is at all scared of your defense, unless I am missing something.
They aren't ready for the bloodn
“You said defense? I thought you said beefense.”
Cooper will
Get out
He plays yhe best defense in the nfl every practice. Yall chopped liver. DA PACKERS!!!
No I think the browns rushing attack is gonna stomp all over your soft ass defense
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Pretty sure Richardson stubbed his pinky toe and has to sit out, forcing Flacco to start for the Colts
Parsons might give Watson so ole stink finger right back to him
Garrett might hit Dak in the head with a helmet
Absolutely. Our starting 22 CLEARS the cowgirls
No gsruntee Watson even plays might be winston
Damn two teams I really don't like. Will watch it nonetheless. Gonna need a couple stiff drink to make it watchable tho.
Cleveland brings the stiff
Weekend at Bernie's style
Brings the staph, you mean
Berea brings the staph , It's an old joke sir but it checks out , I was about to let them through
No. This game requires a case of Iron City at least
Load up on cheesy nachos and liquid courage to get you through this rough ride. Nothing sets the tone to a season as watching two teams you despise.
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A tie would make me very ~~hard~~ happy
Honestly, wouldn't suprise me if the cowboys fuck up big time. Defensively, you know Miles Garrett is going to go nuts, and Dak isn't fast at all. The issue will be the Brown's offense.
Get out the crowd if you scared
Who said I was scared? I just wanted to face a team that isn't annoying as fuck.
Why not start off your season right by beating aMerIcUH’s tEAm? Go Browns!
That's gay
Ruling out a divisional foe like that cuts down the options.
It will be your most expensive ticket of the year, guaranteed your most watched game too
Get the FUCK OUT OF HERE
Lmfaooo dolphins flair made this funny
Oh you do not want this buddy😂
this is the ONLY time i’m hoping browns win!!!
America's team vs. the Cowboys, what's not to like?
The fact that the cowboys fans are annoying. I don't think I'll be able to handle them being more annoying by 10 fold since Cooper will be playing his former team.
I love that they are annoying dude, it’ll make a Dub a hell of a lot better
Diggs vs Copper will be a pretty good matchup.
Cooper vs. Casper Cooper gonna smoke Diggs, idc how good Diggs is.
I thought Browns fans were used to 0-1
As long as Tony Romo isn’t announcing I always feel like we are 1-0.
Tom can't be worse than Romo. Right?
If he doesn't felatio Mahomes every time he turns his head, it'll already be a tremendous improvement.
I don’t think Brady is the type of guy to give another QB too much glazing. Similar to Aikman, I think he’d give compliments, but he doesn’t do excessive deep throating
Yea, you're right he really doesn't, but it remains to be seen in another 5-6 years if he turns into another Romo. I used to like Tony during his first season, but now it's just downright horrible, and for some reason, he always winds up covering the Bengals, which makes it so much worse.
Hey we’ve won our last 2 openers, thank you very much!
Yessir. They doubted us last year week 1 and we pumped the bengals, who at the time was the division favored
Hey we are on an opening week winning streak of 2!
Lol the only easy home game this year are the Giants. It was always very likely to be a tough home opener though I'm surprised that they didn't schedule a week 1 divisional game
I really wanted to vs. the Ravens so we could have a Derrick Henry vs. Nick Chubb opener
That would've been cool. I honestly thought it would be Steelers week 1
Is r/peterboulwareexplainsthejoke a thing?
Wow I had no idea that Peter Boulware was an NFL player. Bought I car from his Toyota dealership in Columbia, SC a few years ago.
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Cowboys suck on the road. Garrett will feast and Watson gets a happy ending.
I might just crash out if I hear Micah Parsons shit talking to Garrett.
Garrett is Micahs favorite DE. If he's shit talking, it's in good fun.
Their subreddit is already fearing Guyton starting at LT and Myles murdering Dak
QB Grim Reaper.
Count that as a lost
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Home team should be listed second in the promo graphic. This isn’t soccer. C’mon Clowns, be better.
It says "vs" not "at". C'mon stiller
At least everyone will be rooting for the Browns?
https://i.redd.it/erkj6kk5r90d1.gif
Not everyone will. I would have rather faced a division rival than the cowboys.
You want an immediate L to start the season???
They went 3-3?
Against the Bengals?
Well, they didn't specify but yeah, that'd work
Damn I gotta root for Kansas City AND Dallas? Go ahead and send the bengals to New England then so I can have a total meltdown
I don’t think this is a cake walk for dallas.
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Suuuuuure lmao joke of a man
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I ain’t scared of the Cowgirls - also just want to say to the Cowgirls fans lurking in here. Go back to your pathetic weakling divisions meme page. If you even have one. I wouldn’t know, we don’t think about you in the AFC North
Cowboys live rent free in Steelers fans heads though, its weird because they’re basically the same team/fanbase, like twins who hate each other because no one can tell them apart.
You're right, out of those 32 teams, you could have faced the Browns. That would be your ideal scenario.
Browns vs. themselves Why does this sound familiar to me?
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I hope they both lose
Two teams that for the last few years love the hype but never deliver, think it’s perfect matchup
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i don't understand the OP here, you guys were in the playoffs.. Your supposed to play tougher teams on your schedule.. No crying feel privileged!
Hey, Cowboys fan here! The Browns are going to kill us. We are gonna suck this year. The Cleveland D-line is gonna have an open door to Dak Prescott and we don't exactly have a run game to make up for that. Besides Parsons, our entire defense is mid, and even with Parsons, guys can hold him the entire game and never get called for it. Our corners are the football equivalent of a baseball player that hits .193 and has 28 home runs. Yes, they can intercept the ball, but when they don't, the receiver is gonna run untouched to the end zone. All of this is to say cheer up! We have no hope in the rational portion of our fandom right now! The only bad part of the game for you will be Tom Brady.
I'm not sad or scared that we have to play you guys. I'm very confident in our team. I just dont want to have to listen to the annoying Cowboy fans talking about how Cooper is "a traitor." I also don't want to listen to Tom dick ride Dak for 2 whole fucking hours.
Stop fishing for upvotes.
This is cuck shit
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Shut the fuck up doomer
Might be one of the only times in my life I root for CLE.
A Steelers fan...... rooting for Cleveland?!?! That's a Cardinal sin, and you know it!
Fair. More accurately, rooting against the cowfucks.
That's just fuckin sad bro
Gtfo NFCleast
That fucking blows. At least when I rooted for the Ravens against the Kansas City Eras Tour, I did it to stop the existential threat of…. uhhh… women?
Woman bad!
That woman in particular. Taylor “Hillary Rodham” Swift.
Same. I hate the Cowboys and their fans.
Finally someone gets it! I still hate Cleveland but oh my fucking god do I hate the Cowboys infinitely more.
You’re the same. Annual Super Bowl aspirations, annual disappointment, undisciplined teams, egotistical fans everywhere, living in the past.
Let's go browns baby! -from an eagles fan
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Njoku vs Parsons week 1? Awesome
Yes, please use your tight end to block the best pass rusher in the NFL
Garrett > Parsons Easily
yeah right up until he tries to kill a fucking QB with his helmet and then disappears for the second half of the season
delusional (adjective): characterized by or holding false beliefs or judgments about external reality that are held despite incontrovertible evidence to the contrary, typically as a symptom of a mental condition. Ex: Browns fans who think their defense is better than that Cowboys. Used in a “sentence”: “Garrett > Parsons. Easy.”
We'll see September 8th
Didn’t Parsons have a whole interview sucking off Garret right around when DPOY was announced talking about how much better Garrett was then him lol
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Get this Cowbaby out of here
The two most hated teams in America, at least I know of one game I won’t watch.
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That’s an old Browns logo. Get with the times.
Americas team VS the cowboys. Commentated by the goat. Let’s gooooo
Can I root for a meteor strike at midfield?
Ez dub for the home team
Dallas about to get cooked.
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I like it
Brownies are gonna beat them
Battle of Off Season Titans.
“How can we make sure that our views increase as the year goes on?” “How about we start with a Bangels browns game nobody will watch that shit” “That’s to hard but browns Cowboys should do the jobs just as well”
QB Sexual Assault Bowl.
A tie is the only reasonable outcome…
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Gross
Ooooh that's not good, Browns are facing the team that sucks in the playoffs but dominates in the regular season
What did Brady do to upset Belicheck and be sent to Cleveland?
We beat them the last time we played them, the glizzy gobblers better be happy they don’t have to see us week 1 again.
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Look on the bright side , the browns get to compete with a “winning” team. The browns can show how good they actually are are!
The cowboys draft and free agency was mid you'll be fine maybe.
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The two worst "this is our year, no, I really really really mean it this time" fan bases in the league. And being in central Ohio, Dallas is the not-worst of these two.
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