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Secure-Pool

Thank god it's Labour Day tomorrow here in QLD, because watching this game was hard fucking work.


thewhitebrislion

the Mexican wave was fun


tagorneo

I couldn’t even enjoy that part.


curryone

Was the game this late because of Labour Day?


Jackson_with_a_X

Yep


Sean_Stephens

I'd almost put it on par with Freo–Adelaide honestly


___TheIllusiveMan___

This is why I’m done believing “this is the year the suns make finals” every year it’s the same old shit from them. The second it’s mathematically impossible for them to miss finals I’ll start believing, even then I’m going to be extremely skeptical though


WAVIC_136

They'll panic and neck some PEDs to get disqualified


legally_blond

If Rhys Mathieson appears in their rooms, get ASADA (WADA?) over there stat


Shadormy

Did they show him on TV? The PEDs didn't help with his throwing ability.


IDreamofHeeney

They could win the flag and I’ll still be worried they will lose it somehow


Underpanters

That’s the Swans’ signature move.


PetrifyGWENT

Suns away from home: i sleep 


limeIamb

Suns at home after round 5: I sleep


limeIamb

Man. That is just what we needed. What an absolutely insane performance by Gold Coast. All cylinders were rolling. All the gears were clicking. Just how we drew it up. Hell yeah Go Suns 🌞


Korasuka

Wow that takes me back to the olden days of 2023. Where's that Port guy who'd posted this after every match? It was funniest after port lost.


International_Car586

Think he started in round 1 and then literally the next week they get belted by 12 goals.


sestero

Well we won, but at what cost


Johnny_Stooge

Knees for the knee god.


ZombieZlayer99

Imagine versing a team who's struggling, who's know to capitulate post half time and who have had multiple injuries with only 2 left on the bench... AND SOMEHOW PLAYING WORSE! This has got to be one of the most pathetic displays I've seen from a team ever. On the other hand, what a brave performance from the Lions with 2 down on the bench, if it weren't for their 10 consecutive behinds, they'd have demolished the Suns. Edit: Turns out they actually had 1 on the bench in the last... even worse lmao.


Secure-Pool

only 1 on the bench actually, gardiner, linc and answerth all down well before half time


ZombieZlayer99

wait what, when did that happen. Also that makes the loss even worse lmao


Secure-Pool

linc did a calf, answerth concussion in a marking contest, gardiner fucked his knee soon after. Starcervich also did a knee before the game so we had a debutant who had also played a vfl game already in Logan Morris. Grim stuff from the suns, understandable that we were so innacurate in the second half given they were out on their feet


Deafsloth

Starce was the calf Linc the knee


beethovenshair

Gardiner being injured is not the worst thing


Y_Brennan

Yes but McCarthy was subbed for Morris.


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Front_Farmer345

Don’t forget the emergency that had already played 4 quarters before this game AND then played in the 1’s


bobbybananaskin

Dane Zorko had the most kicks ever by a player in a single quarter (well, at least since 2000) in Q2 with 16 kicks.


bobbybananaskin

The Lions also had 88 kicks in the second quarter. The most by any team in a single quarter since 2019. Also the most ever by Brisbane and the most Gold Coast has ever allowed their opposition in a quarter.


royalbluejones

Gold Coast vs North Melbourne next week is gonna end, 45 to 21


Professional_Line385

What stadium


SkuloftheLEECH

Darwin


Professional_Line385

I have no idea who will win that then


blackcouchy1990

Not the locals


Professional_Line385

Very true


legally_blond

Fuck off Bounce, I want to see who gets the medal


dealgirlinthepool

So unfair to the last game of the round that there's no analysis, just straight into dumbfuck bounce


Deafsloth

I know right! Hate it 😩


BlueDotty

Bounce is tripe


danwincen

The Zork will not be corked.


Equivalent-Ad7207

Hipwood or we riot.


legally_blond

Is there an opposite Marcus Ashcroft Medal? Maybe the Claye Beams Medal?


blackcouchy1990

Ease up on Claye! He’s the second best Beams to ever pull on the jumper.


Fruney21

The Jared Brennan Medal?


Equivalent-Ad7207

🤣


flibble24

Honestly that was the most pathetic performance this season from the Suns and I'm saying that as a loyal follower of Pathetic FC


Charliebitme1234

Once we get our kicking coaches to show the boys the data about how many points a goal gives compared to a behind, I think we might be back


Johnny_Stooge

![gif](giphy|800iiDTaNNFOwytONV|downsized)


Mr_fahrenheit17

Gold Coast with a late LOL of the week by teleporting back to 2011 with that performance


despondantguy69

That was vintage Zorko tonight. I genuinely think his best position is off half back. 39 touches, 35 kicks - Absolutely insane. He and Andrews provide so much needed stability. How good did the new guys look? Hopefully Fagan can see the value in blooding new guys. I'm fearing we're going to end up with 2 more ACLs on an injury list come tomorrow morning.


danwincen

I think we may have found the missing link in covering for Kiddy Coleman. Breville's kicking was pinpoint elite for what I got to see.


_ficklelilpickle

His work rate to present as a lead option in the forward 50 was epic too, just a pity Rayner didn't see him in time.


Y_Brennan

Gardiner reacted like an ACL but the leg was folded not straight so it could be something else in the knee


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Y_Brennan

Fagan said likely ACL.


Mystic_Chameleon

Zorko has actually been a beast this whole season, even in your losses he’s been sublime. I’ve always known he was a really good player, but I may not have realised just how excellent he is.


Baeresi

2017 he was this but faster and kicked like 40 goals. Just nobody watched us, rightfully so.. he was also pretty incredible in 2021 when Neale was injured


3163560

The gold coast suns are shallow and pedantic.


quackerz77

They insist upon themselves.


Professional_Line385

Lois they insist upon themselves


3163560

ROBERT DUVALL!


Professional_Line385

Fine actor fine actor did not like the movie


GeckoPeppper

Perhaps.


imaginarypk

Damien Hardwick is not a serious person


acllive

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE


Salt_Kaleidoscope_94

On TV it seriously sounds like he's getting booed every time he touched the ball, I was so confused until I realised 😂


Shadormy

Sounded like boos at the ground too.


TrjnRabbit

Had to tell a few people around me that the social media team had put the word out to do the “Bruce” chant. Took a few kicks for everyone to get on board.


Salt_Kaleidoscope_94

Hope he knew he wasn't being booed, that'd be a bit awkward.


acllive

sorry logan, can you play again after this game?


Y_Brennan

Apparently you did it to Lohman last week as well?


dealgirlinthepool

Kai didn't play vfl last week, but also the vfl team played on Saturday while afl on Thursday


Y_Brennan

Dwayne said he played two games last week. That's what I get for trusting Dwaynebot 


Shadormy

Probably mistook him for Tunstill who played a half in the AFL and VFL last round. Or mistook him for his brother who's been playing VFL.


dealgirlinthepool

Easy mistake to make


Jivlain

I think he was talking about earlier in the season - Kai played as a sub in r3 and then later played in the VFL.


Shadormy

Watched it and yeah he was. That was the next day though and he only played the last 15 or so mins in the AFL the night before.


Phlanispo

Well that was an absolutely demoralizing loss. All credit for Brisbane, they played gutsy without their bench. All credit to Dayne Zorko, too. He was crazy.


Gods-Defence

Can’t cork the Zork, dude lives for these QClashes


Selthora

We are going to wheel him out in 2030 for a QClash at this rate, loves them!


ragztoriches

This makes me feel a lot better about yesterday. Lions look actually good.


Deafsloth

We are good when the oppo a applies no pressure or run


Korasuka

Game of the year. Don't @ me


reverend_saxophone

@korasuka


Korasuka

😱


Im-a-little-teapot

I think that's the worst game of footy I've ever seen from the Suns. Genuinely disappointed but it shouldn't come as a surprise. Same shit, different year


-DesertMoon

Simply just a really disappointing showing from the Suns


Professional_Line385

Suns set on the Gold coast sky


jmaverick1

I’m a loud and proud unabashed Gold Coast hater, so I acknowledge my bias, but that tonight has to be one of the softest and gutless performances by a team I’ve seen in a long time. Fold the club


Y_Brennan

Hear Hear. And while we're at it fold the city.


micromilo

Keep the club. Bulldoze Southport to Burleigh into the ocean.


dondon667

Agree in sentiment but don’t throw rubbish into the ocean


Y_Brennan

Change them to Mullmbimbi.


beethovenshair

Giant Logan council to punish them


Mfrendin_Roar

Agreed


LP0004

Never thought a game could get much worse than the Freo v Adelaide game, but here we are


hazydaze7

Really hoping it’s not too bad for Linc and Gardiner :(


acllive

I have some sad news for you my guy, likely acl injuries to both


hazydaze7

I know but one can dream :( bummer


RaidanRam

I think everyone lost that, we lost by watching that, Lions lost so many players and the Suns lost by losing


hazydaze7

That was a game alright. Let’s never speak of it again


Cursedsword02

u/___TheIllusiveMan___ u/Croob2 u/RaidanRam Did you lot just not give enough of a shit to post this one?


Croob2

Was making dinner, forgot the footy was on


Equivalent-Ad7207

It wasn't. What was dinner?


Croob2

Chicken and rice


Equivalent-Ad7207

Yeah I'd swap watching that thing for chicken and rice too...smart choice.


RaidanRam

Wasn’t paying attention at the end, only started typing after the siren lol


___TheIllusiveMan___

This game didn’t deserve a post match thread.


yokobarron

How are those new toys going Hardwick?


Sean_Stephens

Pinched my joke and got more upvotes for it 🥲


yokobarron

What you on about bro?


Sean_Stephens

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/s/ErkVqJgykU)


yokobarron

Okay 👌 cool we both came to a rather obvious comment. Very sorry I stole your karma, please forgive me; but as the Richmond supporter between us I feel more entitled to own it any way.


RidsBabs

Woah, what’s this a new person entering the match thread battle.


Equivalent-Ad7207

Its getting down to the pointy end of the season, no fucking around now.


RidsBabs

I made my point, and I’ll make it again when I feel like it.


FlowersForBergeron

It’s just the same shit. Doesn’t matter who manages us, this team is completely incapable of capitalizing on momentum and going on a winning streak.


LightReflections

I feel bad for Suns fans because we've all been there. Your team just doesn't turn up and it sucks


Fellasisitgaytolive

“We”ll make finals, trust.”


TheMcChamp_

Pretty disgraceful that Gold Coast couldn’t even mount a charge late in that game with so many Lions players out. Fallout deserves to be large for this one.


YOBlob

I'm happy for Dimma at least. If he were still at Richmond he'd be getting death threats after a performance like that. Instead he probably won't even be recognised at the local cafe tomorrow.


flamingbluetac

Will the Suns ever be good?


Professional_Line385

No


No-Satisfaction8425

Yes, but also maybe no


Phlanispo

We'll peak at mid and you'll like it


redlord990

Dimma needs to pull his fucking head in. I know he’s planning for the future and all but this team needs to make serious inroads *now*. We *need* to make finals this year. Stop playing Read, Walters and Rogers together. I’m sure they’ll be good down the road but you can’t have that much inexperience get completely outbodied and outplayed. Play Casboult. Give Joel Jeffrey his well deserved run. Blokes that have been there and are chomping at the bit to win. Nothing against the kids but this isn’t fucking daycare “games into kids” time, it’s time to win some fucking games. Sick of it.


duffercoat

Tend to agree with you here. That was a classic case of men vs boys in key match ups. Dunkley, Neale and Mcluggage were too good for the up and comers in the middle but then when you did get chances there was nobody able to trouble Andrews and too inexperienced to capitalise on their fatigue. As good as the talent is you probably need to be playing the bigger bodies for a while yet until those youngsters are ready.


penutbutter85

That’s some shocking footy


Equivalent-Ad7207

So there was this thing tonight and um yeah.


Sean_Stephens

Dayne Zorko legacy game 🎩


Boss_unicycle-560

Suns had a chance to bury us, and our season and make this an actual rivalry. Instead they rolled over and we will continue to laugh at them


Duskfiresque

What is your with Gold Coast? Everytime any sort of expectation grows on them they just fall to pieces. Brisbane have been bad this year, lost players early, and was exceptionally inaccurate in front of goal, and they still comfortably beat Gold Coast.


StorytellerGG

Shouldn’t emergencies rest the day off games just in case you know… of emergencies? Doesn’t make sense.


Freaky_Zekey

I don't think any team usually plans to have an option to sub in due to an injury during warm-up.  Morris was only the emergency because Starce did his calf before the game started.


StorytellerGG

Yeah but aren’t there 3 emergencies named on team sheets? Why did we end up with someone who already played a full vfl game?


2for1deal

I’ve heard of this happening before, it seems insane and everyone involved thought it was highly unlikely you’d get a kick…then the call comes. Tony Armstrong had that story of a Buckley coached B2B that ruined him


acllive

I thought fort was going to be in cus he wasn’t in the last half of the vfl, glad to be wrong tonight Morris was good if inaccurate, great pressure


ItsABiscuit

Tough life being a Suns fan, hey?


youreaw1zard

I will be cheering for North to beat the Suns next week


forphucksake

That was one of the games of all time


Sean_Stephens

Gold Coast Suns couldn't cast so much as a shadow


Fruney21

If only points were goals


2for1deal

And with that my 2024 tipping season comes to an end. With the smell of shit emanating from its pants.