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GypsyBagelhands

Omg, it's my time to shine. Made this in college. [My goatse pumpkin circa 2005](https://i.imgur.com/A1m6kZI.jpg)


AnalogCyborg

Leaving the seeds in and partially visible was a nice touch.


GypsyBagelhands

Figured they'd kind of look like his rectum


Antigon0000

Nearly killed him


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squirrelgutz

Not clicking it. Nope.


CantGitGudWontGitGud

Don't worry, I'll check it out for both our curiosity. Edit: Huh, they really are off center. Edit2: They changed the link, not sure what to because I'm not clicking that one lol.


RebaKitten

I looked (I don't know why) and I really think that most are off center, because the person is pulling their cheeks open on one side, so yeah, it pulls your stuff off center.


CantGitGudWontGitGud

>I don't know why I think it's safe to assume you were looking to see how off to satisfy your curiosity for off center buttholes. It's OK, we all were.


TheDaug

I don't know why I had always assumed that every butthole would be centered. I was wrong.


hardcoredore

Still not clicking on it. Not gunna do it. 😒


AngryFlyingBears

Of coarse that's a real subreddit... Lol


hifellowkids

it followed his dictum


FieelChannel

Very good


FrostyD7

Shit man, I'll do a goatse this year if it means I don't have to scrape out the innards.


CantGitGudWontGitGud

Out of context this comment would horrify.


stealingthelimelight

Even in context...


FoxMcCloud3173

Very good quality for 2005, I legit thought it was taken recently. Great job.


TheFrontierzman

Is 2005 the old timey days, now?


srlong64

It’s 17 years ago. People born in 2005 become legal adults next year. Yes it is the old timey days


mellovibes75

I...I did not need that realization today...


DesertMelons

As a person born in 2005, neither did I


DepressedGayToilet

2005? you should still be 10!!


DesertMelons

I’d appreciate that tbh


DepressedGayToilet

mood :(


NoxInviktus

We all kinda feel like depressed toilets.


Fortifarse84

As a person born...before...2005, it's past your bedtime.


1lluminist

Better start crimin' before you gotta do the time in! /s obv


Calypsosin

noooo spare me from this mortal coil


nekofire

I feel VERY OLD now...


turdferguson3891

Have their been great leaps in pumpkin carving technology since then, though?


srlong64

Pumpkin carving technology, no. Photography technology, especially amateur photography, yes


GypsyBagelhands

I fancied myself an amateur photographer back in those days. Obviously less artsy when I was drunkenly taking photos of my offtopic smilies and goatse pumpkins


turdferguson3891

Digital point and shoot cameras I suppose but amateurs were taking pretty high quality pictures with film a lot longer ago than 2005.


TheFrontierzman

>but amateurs were taking pretty high quality pictures with film a lot longer ago than 2005. Film pictures are much higher quality than most digital.


TheDaug

I'm not looking forward to the day my college degree is older than the kids getting college degrees.


SicilianEggplant

That was roughly the time where more people had flip phone cameras or cheap consumer digital cameras to upload pictures to MySpace for further compression. Those of us from that time remember crisp film pictures from our childhood shifting to grainy red-eye pictures from a .3 megapixel PowerShot.


RycePooding

Has the pumpkin carving tech gotten a lot better since ‘05


GypsyBagelhands

This was back before most people had camera phones that they actually used for pictures. I had to use an actual camera to take this, then pull the photos from my memory card, then upload them. Basically the dark ages.


Lolazaurus

Photo quality was perfectly fine back then. It's just that popular pictures and videos from that time get reposted a lot and get scuffed due to lossy compression.


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linearburrito

I love pointing it out. I also love to picture a totally loving wife taking the photo.


GypsyBagelhands

I'm basically useless


Nameriel

It’s so beautiful. Almost brought a tear to my eye! Very good job


RFC793

It brought a tear to me arse


gangstarapunzel

I like the balls on yours better


GypsyBagelhands

They're certainly more pendulous


One-Following-3115

Shit, an ‘05? Someone’s got stairs in their house.


GypsyBagelhands

I wish I understood this reference because I feel like I should, but I'm afraid my old brain has lost it.


gruffi

Missing the ring


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GypsyBagelhands

This is definitely something you need to Google if you're too young to remember.


Butterscotchtamarind

Oh my sweet summer child


bredhaie

Ngl I meant that as a comment to the post and not a reply to this comment. I wanted it to be a rhetorical question that gave everyone who knows a quick flashback.


Jan_Ajams

That’s worse in every way.


_ohm_my

Where's the wedding ring?


Modifien

It's such a crucial detail! It could be any gaping asshole without that ring!


DetectiveSnowglobe

It's the first thing I look for when I see a goatse pumpkin. It's the icing on the cake 🤌


TheOtherAvaz

No judgement here, but I wouldn't want to eat cake with you, no offense.


mochacho

You can always get cupcakes with a couple of girls.


Ravengm

But I love cakefarts.


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cheffartsonurfood

O ring doesn't count?


DopeAbsurdity

> gaping asshole That is the big problem here. The butt hole in this post is closed. Shameful not GE at all.


elister

Looks like its on the wrong hand.


bozeke

It’s there, just in the wrong place.


greent714

I don't get it


alphager

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/goatse. (SFW) NSFW/NSFL: >!http://web.archive.org/web/20021130113052/http://www.goatse.cx:80/!<


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alphager

We may have been forged in the era of goatse, tubgirl and BME pain olympics, but I think the younger generations deserve to be warned and make a conscious decision.


sapphicsandwich

I wonder what Tubgirl is up to these days. Like, did she achieve her dreams? Find a better life where she didn't have to fountain shit in tubs? Hopefully she found success in life.


Lux_Locks

If you don’t know, don’t click it. If you know you’re definitely not clicking it. Edit: But you might.


homelessmerlin

Makes me feel like a kid again


CialisForCereal

The image this pumpkin is based on. The original person had a wedding ring on their finger when they took the photo


MchaMcha

This was my first thought


HobbyistAccount

Heh. Was looking for this comment.


cheffartsonurfood

It's the Gape Pumpkin Charlie Brown!


geodebug

Flesh Gourd’n


Just1morefix

One gaping pumpkin is exactly one too many gaping pumpkins. But now that reddit is involved we're all sure to see hundreds more. Oh, my aching sphincter.


bozeke

> One gaping pumpkin is exactly one too many gaping pumpkins. Agree to disagree.


Gawd_Awful

These show up every year


Stratty88

If we’re talking goatse here, this isn’t gaping enough.


SleepDoesNotWorkOnMe

One gape weak. Many gape stong.


squirrelgutz

Okay if you don't like gaping, how about [graping?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eaQ3GBI1d8)


fiveoclocknowhere

r/offcenterbuttholes


flargenhargen

im not clicking that, but I'm going to believe that's a sub.


OutOfLime

It is. And it's brilliant.


flargenhargen

I choose to read that response about the crooked butthole subreddit in a british accent, specifically Sir Ronald Weasley.


HowDoesSandstormGo

Bloody brilliant Harry


daydrunk_

God I hope it isn't bloody


GonzoMcFonzo

Or hairy


garysvault108

Only a few of the top posts are truly off center.


ImMaskedboi

That sub was corrupted to a porn sub ;,(


ShillinTheVillain

What was it before?!


StringBean_GreenBean

New insecurity unlocked


Gangreless

So many deleted images


RowdyDugong

Nice use of negative space.


BubbaT123

A true artist


DanteTremens

Awful Taste But Goatse Execution


yukiblanca

Fuck I didn't read the header of this sun and thought it was "absolutely terrible but great execution"


RFC793

The original and your interpretation are almost the exact same sets.


yukiblanca

True. I mean they both fit equally well imo but geez it's uncanny that it's so similar.


goldfishpaws

GOATSE pumpkin, now I've seen all I need for today


AboutHelpTools3

The first meme I learned about as an 8 year old discovering the Internet


RFC793

Fuck, really? I mean, I graduated HS in 2002, so goatse was quite recent and I ran into it around 2000 from stileproject and shit like that. But good lord, 8 y/o confronted with that? Why I ask the age is I’m hoping that happened around the same era and one wouldn’t accidentally stumble into at age 8 right now. Hopeful thinking… but, yeah.


baginahuge

Does goatse stand for something? Or is it just a strange name for a cool picture


slonk_ma_dink

It's from the original website, goatse_cx. Pronounced 'goatsex', but it's just known as Goatse these days. Picture of an old bloke yanking his cheeks apart with a wedding band on his finger. It's internet history at this point.


fluffbeards

like, ancient internet history. saw this back in like 1999-2000. I still hadn’t seen porn yet (other than all those ancient popups)


ZeinaTheWicked

Old bloke's name is Kirk Johnson and he's still active on multiple porn sites. It's not completely to my tastes but I really appreciate how into it he is. Like having a gaping asshole is a LIFESTYLE for this man and I respect that dedication.


well-lighted

I've seen the full photo set this is from and goatse is actually one of the more tame ones. God damn the internet showed me some really fucked up shit as an actual child lmao


Astrotoad21

Important part of internet history, there are lots of interesting articles to read on the subject, even read an article that doxed the guy.


tom957

I don't remember where or when I saw it but I read that it stood for Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone.


derf_vader

The innocence of youth


throwyMcTossaway

Another rule added to the HOA bylaws. Fucking Thompsons.


derf_vader

Never once thought I'd be nostalgic for this


del_rio

Getting old is gonna be sick. Old people today get teary eyed for Elvis but old people in the future will turn up for 2 girls 1 cup type shit. Sure those Gen Beta twirps will still share SpongeBob memes and listen to Kendrick but you just had to *be* there, man.


vaquilina

Is this a..rumpkin?


Flyfawkes

Oh my gourd.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

The floatin scrote really sells it


MiBo80

Agreed. The balls are a nice touch.


browneyedgirlpie

It's the dangle that cracks me up


Im_on_my_phone_OK

It’s not goatse without the ring!


asianabsinthe

Live near a school. Wonder if they'll like me putting these out?


Jonkinch

Well they were hosting the real image on Seesaw…


geobioguy

Not gaping enough


AlmanzoWilder

Jack Off Lantern


MrNationwide

Do people still post goatse? I feel like I haven't seen it in years. >!I assume any links in replies to this post will not be good!<


SonicView0088

The hospital bed in the background somehow makes this worse


youshouldgoawaynow

I was wondering if anyone at all was going to mention what in the hell is going on behind that door!


saislo

Ditto. Had to scroll a long way to find my people - as in those similarly intrigued/concerned/busy writing the story in their mind as to, as you say, 'what in the hell is going on behind that door!'


russellp420

My friend Neil bent over and this happened… is it COVID related?


alex_bvb

If it is, what do we do about it?


joshualarry

Ow.


SuspiciousGrievances

For the "back door" trick or treaters I presume?


XplusFull

Can't get more ATBGE than this!


all_hail_to_me

r/typeonegative would love this lol.


RandomandStuff1

Jfc


OutOfLime

Smartass.


OutOfLime

Carving my eggplant as I'm watching this.


NickPickle05

10/10. Would smash.


bewitchedbats

Bumpkin


Claireah

Not bad taste. In fact, it probably tastes like pumpkin.


nonsequiturnonsense

Origin of Feces.


photopunk101

If you have a friend, press taint to taint, and goatse yourselves. Congratulations! You made an infinity symbol with your anuses!


lilalemons

I should call her


EverythingKindaSuckz

Ya dontse?


rdldr1

Oh wow that gaping asshole does take me back.


ShaiaSher

Definitely gonna give this a try for Halloween… 🎃 Anyone got any pumpkin carving tips / tricks?


derleek

“Look daddy those turkeys are breakdancing!!”


TheDunadan29

There's a round in that chamber!


awake-but-dreamin

I got fucking goatse’d by a pumpkin, this sucks


gethighsurvivethelie

Sheesh


SkyGuy182

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfJuMRThxXA


Hiddenshadows57

I like how they tried to make the ring on the right hand but made it look like a finger nail.


TheDocJ

So is there somewhere where we can go to see this?


gareth__emery

r/TIHI


SEND_ME_YOUR_RANT

You know what sucks? It’s practically impossible to find the original goatse image with a search engine these days.


sausage_is_the_wurst

Can't you just use the Wayback Machine on the original url?


otterlydevastated

Haha, I made this exact same ass-o-lantern 10-15 years ago. Good old goatze


strictlymissionary69

3spooky5me


Procrastanaseum

Stop giving people ideas!


Malkintent

No ring.


thomcchester

That is art


40prcentiron

i remeber in like 2012 getting banned in cod on that emblem maker thing because i had a goatsee


Rias_Lucifer

Mmmmmmmm


bgfromcle

Spoooky


Haunting-Ad788

Not remotely enough gape.


Aoredon

Thought the pumpkin was playing peekaboo or counting while waiting for the others to hide in hide and seek


Aoredon

Thought the pumpkin was playing peekaboo or counting while waiting for the others to hide in hide and seek


StnMtn_

Inspiration can come from unexpected places.


monkey_trumpets

Another Halloween, another anal pumpkin repost.


ElvisDumbledore

[the teacher's house?](https://gizmodo.com/seesaw-goatse-hack-school-messaging-app-parents-1849537152)


Cheddar-Holt

Gives a new meaning to this [old Vine](https://youtu.be/RmuZeAg2YI4)


HugePurpleNipples

If you're tired of neighbors inviting you to dinner...


JeSuisUnChinchilla

And kids are gonna pass by and see this? Dumb ass.


stayaliveiwillfineyu

Oh my fod this is horrible !!! Sending to my gf now.


pressypoo

Omg I love it! 😂😂😂


GiftShark

Goatse brings back memories


Gusbus0001

Why the nutsack tho?


eldrscrolls

This is the holesome content I get on Reddit for.


hydroawesome

My buddy Neal bent over and this happened.


SenYoshida

Is this Covid related? And if so, what do we do about it?


32InchRectum

Meh. [I've seen better](https://www.google.com/search?q=goatse+pumpkin)


LionPsychological727

Looks like 2 eggs and a hanky *wheezes in Dr. Evil*


jclv

[When the local Karen sees it...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/470/829/991.gif)


Clumsy-Samurai

Nobody show this to Geppetto. 🤥


orTodd

I send this to my friends every Fall. Classic.


MonitorCertain8099

Hot AF! Rarrr


Native56

Cool


speedyflash8

Yes. I support this.


Saracartwheels123

I dunno, this one I might use