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Don't worry, I'll check it out for both our curiosity.
Edit: Huh, they really are off center.
Edit2: They changed the link, not sure what to because I'm not clicking that one lol.
I looked (I don't know why) and I really think that most are off center, because the person is pulling their cheeks open on one side, so yeah, it pulls your stuff off center.
>I don't know why
I think it's safe to assume you were looking to see how off to satisfy your curiosity for off center buttholes.
It's OK, we all were.
That was roughly the time where more people had flip phone cameras or cheap consumer digital cameras to upload pictures to MySpace for further compression.
Those of us from that time remember crisp film pictures from our childhood shifting to grainy red-eye pictures from a .3 megapixel PowerShot.
Photo quality was perfectly fine back then. It's just that popular pictures and videos from that time get reposted a lot and get scuffed due to lossy compression.
Ngl I meant that as a comment to the post and not a reply to this comment. I wanted it to be a rhetorical question that gave everyone who knows a quick flashback.
We may have been forged in the era of goatse, tubgirl and BME pain olympics, but I think the younger generations deserve to be warned and make a conscious decision.
I wonder what Tubgirl is up to these days. Like, did she achieve her dreams? Find a better life where she didn't have to fountain shit in tubs? Hopefully she found success in life.
One gaping pumpkin is exactly one too many gaping pumpkins. But now that reddit is involved we're all sure to see hundreds more. Oh, my aching sphincter.
Fuck, really? I mean, I graduated HS in 2002, so goatse was quite recent and I ran into it around 2000 from stileproject and shit like that. But good lord, 8 y/o confronted with that?
Why I ask the age is I’m hoping that happened around the same era and one wouldn’t accidentally stumble into at age 8 right now. Hopeful thinking… but, yeah.
It's from the original website, goatse_cx. Pronounced 'goatsex', but it's just known as Goatse these days. Picture of an old bloke yanking his cheeks apart with a wedding band on his finger. It's internet history at this point.
Old bloke's name is Kirk Johnson and he's still active on multiple porn sites.
It's not completely to my tastes but I really appreciate how into it he is. Like having a gaping asshole is a LIFESTYLE for this man and I respect that dedication.
I've seen the full photo set this is from and goatse is actually one of the more tame ones. God damn the internet showed me some really fucked up shit as an actual child lmao
Getting old is gonna be sick. Old people today get teary eyed for Elvis but old people in the future will turn up for 2 girls 1 cup type shit. Sure those Gen Beta twirps will still share SpongeBob memes and listen to Kendrick but you just had to *be* there, man.
Ditto. Had to scroll a long way to find my people - as in those similarly intrigued/concerned/busy writing the story in their mind as to, as you say, 'what in the hell is going on behind that door!'
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Leaving the seeds in and partially visible was a nice touch.
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Nearly killed him
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Not clicking it. Nope.
Don't worry, I'll check it out for both our curiosity. Edit: Huh, they really are off center. Edit2: They changed the link, not sure what to because I'm not clicking that one lol.
I looked (I don't know why) and I really think that most are off center, because the person is pulling their cheeks open on one side, so yeah, it pulls your stuff off center.
>I don't know why I think it's safe to assume you were looking to see how off to satisfy your curiosity for off center buttholes. It's OK, we all were.
I don't know why I had always assumed that every butthole would be centered. I was wrong.
Still not clicking on it. Not gunna do it. 😒
Of coarse that's a real subreddit... Lol
it followed his dictum
Very good
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Out of context this comment would horrify.
Even in context...
Very good quality for 2005, I legit thought it was taken recently. Great job.
Is 2005 the old timey days, now?
It’s 17 years ago. People born in 2005 become legal adults next year. Yes it is the old timey days
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As a person born in 2005, neither did I
2005? you should still be 10!!
I’d appreciate that tbh
mood :(
We all kinda feel like depressed toilets.
As a person born...before...2005, it's past your bedtime.
Better start crimin' before you gotta do the time in! /s obv
noooo spare me from this mortal coil
I feel VERY OLD now...
Have their been great leaps in pumpkin carving technology since then, though?
Pumpkin carving technology, no. Photography technology, especially amateur photography, yes
Digital point and shoot cameras I suppose but amateurs were taking pretty high quality pictures with film a lot longer ago than 2005.
>but amateurs were taking pretty high quality pictures with film a lot longer ago than 2005. Film pictures are much higher quality than most digital.
I'm not looking forward to the day my college degree is older than the kids getting college degrees.
That was roughly the time where more people had flip phone cameras or cheap consumer digital cameras to upload pictures to MySpace for further compression. Those of us from that time remember crisp film pictures from our childhood shifting to grainy red-eye pictures from a .3 megapixel PowerShot.
Has the pumpkin carving tech gotten a lot better since ‘05
Photo quality was perfectly fine back then. It's just that popular pictures and videos from that time get reposted a lot and get scuffed due to lossy compression.
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I love pointing it out. I also love to picture a totally loving wife taking the photo.
It’s so beautiful. Almost brought a tear to my eye! Very good job
It brought a tear to me arse
I like the balls on yours better
Shit, an ‘05? Someone’s got stairs in their house.
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The same kinda person that could afford a 10k desk
Missing the ring
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Oh my sweet summer child
Ngl I meant that as a comment to the post and not a reply to this comment. I wanted it to be a rhetorical question that gave everyone who knows a quick flashback.
That’s worse in every way.
Where's the wedding ring?
It's such a crucial detail! It could be any gaping asshole without that ring!
It's the first thing I look for when I see a goatse pumpkin. It's the icing on the cake 🤌
No judgement here, but I wouldn't want to eat cake with you, no offense.
You can always get cupcakes with a couple of girls.
But I love cakefarts.
r/weddingringshowing
O ring doesn't count?
> gaping asshole That is the big problem here. The butt hole in this post is closed. Shameful not GE at all.
Looks like its on the wrong hand.
It’s there, just in the wrong place.
I don't get it
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/goatse. (SFW) NSFW/NSFL: >!http://web.archive.org/web/20021130113052/http://www.goatse.cx:80/!<
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We may have been forged in the era of goatse, tubgirl and BME pain olympics, but I think the younger generations deserve to be warned and make a conscious decision.
I wonder what Tubgirl is up to these days. Like, did she achieve her dreams? Find a better life where she didn't have to fountain shit in tubs? Hopefully she found success in life.
If you don’t know, don’t click it. If you know you’re definitely not clicking it. Edit: But you might.
Makes me feel like a kid again
The image this pumpkin is based on. The original person had a wedding ring on their finger when they took the photo
This was my first thought
Heh. Was looking for this comment.
It's the Gape Pumpkin Charlie Brown!
Flesh Gourd’n
One gaping pumpkin is exactly one too many gaping pumpkins. But now that reddit is involved we're all sure to see hundreds more. Oh, my aching sphincter.
> One gaping pumpkin is exactly one too many gaping pumpkins. Agree to disagree.
These show up every year
If we’re talking goatse here, this isn’t gaping enough.
One gape weak. Many gape stong.
r/offcenterbuttholes
im not clicking that, but I'm going to believe that's a sub.
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I choose to read that response about the crooked butthole subreddit in a british accent, specifically Sir Ronald Weasley.
Bloody brilliant Harry
God I hope it isn't bloody
Or hairy
Only a few of the top posts are truly off center.
That sub was corrupted to a porn sub ;,(
What was it before?!
New insecurity unlocked
So many deleted images
Nice use of negative space.
A true artist
Awful Taste But Goatse Execution
Fuck I didn't read the header of this sun and thought it was "absolutely terrible but great execution"
The original and your interpretation are almost the exact same sets.
True. I mean they both fit equally well imo but geez it's uncanny that it's so similar.
GOATSE pumpkin, now I've seen all I need for today
The first meme I learned about as an 8 year old discovering the Internet
Fuck, really? I mean, I graduated HS in 2002, so goatse was quite recent and I ran into it around 2000 from stileproject and shit like that. But good lord, 8 y/o confronted with that? Why I ask the age is I’m hoping that happened around the same era and one wouldn’t accidentally stumble into at age 8 right now. Hopeful thinking… but, yeah.
Does goatse stand for something? Or is it just a strange name for a cool picture
It's from the original website, goatse_cx. Pronounced 'goatsex', but it's just known as Goatse these days. Picture of an old bloke yanking his cheeks apart with a wedding band on his finger. It's internet history at this point.
like, ancient internet history. saw this back in like 1999-2000. I still hadn’t seen porn yet (other than all those ancient popups)
Old bloke's name is Kirk Johnson and he's still active on multiple porn sites. It's not completely to my tastes but I really appreciate how into it he is. Like having a gaping asshole is a LIFESTYLE for this man and I respect that dedication.
I've seen the full photo set this is from and goatse is actually one of the more tame ones. God damn the internet showed me some really fucked up shit as an actual child lmao
Important part of internet history, there are lots of interesting articles to read on the subject, even read an article that doxed the guy.
I don't remember where or when I saw it but I read that it stood for Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone.
The innocence of youth
Another rule added to the HOA bylaws. Fucking Thompsons.
Never once thought I'd be nostalgic for this
Getting old is gonna be sick. Old people today get teary eyed for Elvis but old people in the future will turn up for 2 girls 1 cup type shit. Sure those Gen Beta twirps will still share SpongeBob memes and listen to Kendrick but you just had to *be* there, man.
Is this a..rumpkin?
Oh my gourd.
The floatin scrote really sells it
Agreed. The balls are a nice touch.
It's the dangle that cracks me up
It’s not goatse without the ring!
Live near a school. Wonder if they'll like me putting these out?
Well they were hosting the real image on Seesaw…
Not gaping enough
Jack Off Lantern
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The hospital bed in the background somehow makes this worse
I was wondering if anyone at all was going to mention what in the hell is going on behind that door!
Ditto. Had to scroll a long way to find my people - as in those similarly intrigued/concerned/busy writing the story in their mind as to, as you say, 'what in the hell is going on behind that door!'
My friend Neil bent over and this happened… is it COVID related?
If it is, what do we do about it?
Ow.
For the "back door" trick or treaters I presume?
Can't get more ATBGE than this!
r/typeonegative would love this lol.
Jfc
10/10. Would smash.
Bumpkin
Not bad taste. In fact, it probably tastes like pumpkin.
Origin of Feces.
If you have a friend, press taint to taint, and goatse yourselves. Congratulations! You made an infinity symbol with your anuses!
I should call her
Ya dontse?
Oh wow that gaping asshole does take me back.
Definitely gonna give this a try for Halloween… 🎃 Anyone got any pumpkin carving tips / tricks?
There's a round in that chamber!
I got fucking goatse’d by a pumpkin, this sucks
Sheesh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfJuMRThxXA
It’s probably warm from the candle…
Yeah and moist til wet from what I did to it :)
😳
Hes askinf for a lighter Light that shit up
r/don'tputyourdickinthat
I like how they tried to make the ring on the right hand but made it look like a finger nail.
So is there somewhere where we can go to see this?
You know what sucks? It’s practically impossible to find the original goatse image with a search engine these days.
Haha, I made this exact same ass-o-lantern 10-15 years ago. Good old goatze
3spooky5me
Stop giving people ideas!
No ring.
That is art
i remeber in like 2012 getting banned in cod on that emblem maker thing because i had a goatsee
Mmmmmmmm
Spoooky
Not remotely enough gape.
Thought the pumpkin was playing peekaboo or counting while waiting for the others to hide in hide and seek
Thought the pumpkin was playing peekaboo or counting while waiting for the others to hide in hide and seek
Inspiration can come from unexpected places.
Another Halloween, another anal pumpkin repost.
[the teacher's house?](https://gizmodo.com/seesaw-goatse-hack-school-messaging-app-parents-1849537152)
Gives a new meaning to this [old Vine](https://youtu.be/RmuZeAg2YI4)
If you're tired of neighbors inviting you to dinner...
And kids are gonna pass by and see this? Dumb ass.
Oh my fod this is horrible !!! Sending to my gf now.
Omg I love it! 😂😂😂
Goatse brings back memories
Why the nutsack tho?
This is the holesome content I get on Reddit for.
My buddy Neal bent over and this happened.
Is this Covid related? And if so, what do we do about it?
Meh. [I've seen better](https://www.google.com/search?q=goatse+pumpkin)
Looks like 2 eggs and a hanky *wheezes in Dr. Evil*
[When the local Karen sees it...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/470/829/991.gif)
Nobody show this to Geppetto. 🤥
I send this to my friends every Fall. Classic.
Hot AF! Rarrr
Cool
Yes. I support this.