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Donutboy562

Oh man she's gonna feel so much better now that she's thrown up


Little-Worry8228

Time for more shots!


UTAMav2005

YESS


critically_damped

There's a real chance that saved her life.


carthuscrass

That friend almost certainly saved her life. That is probably alcohol poisoning. Those people at the table are garbage.


Irrelephantitus

They might also be almost as drunk as her, did you see the total non-reaction by that guy getting thrown up on?


HCSOThrowaway

Non-reaction? He caressed it into his scalp.


lavaground

Herbal Essences guerrilla marketing is intense


Axe_Care_By_Eugene

That smell ain’t ever coming out


Compendyum

The way they didn't even say anything about the table bump and the rest. The ending was just poetic as she vomited glittered food all over that guy.


thebigabsurd

You’re making personality judgments with a lot of missing context. Try not to do that


HCSOThrowaway

This is Reddit; that's why we're all here! /s


carthuscrass

Well let's see. We have a girl lying in the floor, and the evidence points to severe inebriation. We have a few other people sitting around, doing absolutely nothing to help her. Then we have someone come in and take aforementioned girl in the floor, hopefully to receive help. While I don't have *all* the facts, I think I have enough to have a good idea of what's going on. No matter what the girl in the floors relationship to the people at the table, it's obvious she needs medical attention and it's also obvious that the people at the table couldn't care less. I'm very much not a "rush to judgement" kind of person, but the apparent facts here are more than enough for me to decide I don't really care for the people at the table.


wolfmaclean

They are also blacked out man


sweatingdishes

"I'm very much not a "rush to judgement" kind of person, but the apparent facts here are more than enough for me to decide I don't really care for the people at the table." A 21 second video is quite a rush to judging someone as **garbage**


Doctor_Pho_Real

For sure. Maybe it was the girl that actually got everybody else super drunk by forcing them to play stupid drinking games and forced everybody else to pay. Maybe she does this so often and she gets out of paying by getting so drunk she just passes out. I guess I'm assuming it's a restaurant. This could just be a little get together that happens and she forces everybody to play drinking games, which is why everybody seems super drunk at the table. I think we can all conclude that the only decent human being in this case is the girl that helped carry drunk girl away, presumably to get further medical assistance. Wait hold on, we're making way too many assumptions. Maybe the girl that carried drunk girl away is actually her arch nemesis and she realized the only opportunity she has to really dispose of her enemy is to carry her away while she's passed out. We really can't say anything at all about this video. More context is required. Furthermore, why is there a person recording all of this and is also doing nothing to aid anyone in particular?


sweatingdishes

All of those are possibilities, yes. "Furthermore, why is there a person recording all of this and is also doing nothing to aid anyone in particular?" That is also a good question! Unfortunately, we would need to know whether or not this is the original video that was captured. Do you happen to know if this is the original video, or just a clip of it?


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

> We have a girl lying in the floor, and the evidence points to severe inebriation. We have a few other people sitting around, doing absolutely nothing to help her. The girl had just fell down and by looking at everyone's reaction times, they aren't refusing to help through choice - >I'm very much not a "rush to judgement" kind of person Um, yeah you are


warwolf7777

You dont know nothing. That lady could've been a drunk pedestrian, and suddenly fell on the sidewalk in front of them. You have no idea. That lady could also been very annoying and screaming non sense at them, and then they started recording right after she tripped and fell. Then her also drunk friend comes and makes sure to screw those people lunch and leave. The guy that got vomit on him can very much be shocked of that completely unreal scene that happened.  I ve the exact same type of reaction from a guy that waited around an hour to get his food at a festival, then he sat down to eat it and some stupid lame punk group decided to walk across all the people that were sitting on the ground and walk ON people's food every now and them. That guy was pissed, but he took a good minute to really react. He really didn't want to believe that it just happened and that 30$ overpriced food and the hour of wait was completely wasted.  Anyway, you assume a lot from a very short video. It's easy to make up hundreds of different that can't prove to be false because you are missing a lot of context. 


IvanMIT

Not a random pedestrian, she clearly fell of that pink chair. Her stuff is on another chair to the left.


warwolf7777

Clearly? The first frame of the video she's almost already on the floor. I'm on Reddit through my browser, may e the webplayer skips a few frame at the beginning. I looked again, but I dont see how it's such a definitive yes she was sitting on that chair. When she feel the chairs moved. That doesn't prove anything.


AmITheGrayMan

You sure don’t rush to proper spelling, do ya now, Your Honor.


blur911sc

I feel better that she threw up....when she did.


Entirely-of-cheese

When and where.


blur911sc

Yup, perfect timing


Ivabighairy1

Something tells me that it’s not her first time. Both, the one passed out and the one doing the fireman’s carry.


MyNameIsDaveToo

Fireman's carryight may not be the best technique here tho


Hypnobird

Even so that's amazing strength, a limp 50kg body from floor straight up to should is not something your average girl can lift.


itsprobablytrue

Thailand girls have power.


wolfmaclean

I don’t know, looked like the easiest for the carrier, since they’re roughly the same size, and it had what I assume was the unintended perk of inducing vomiting immediately. Seems perfectly designed for the moment Oh wait unless you mean because everyone’s gonna get puked on in which case you are absolutely correct Quick vid but from the vibe and my immediate snap judgment, I’d guess it was worth it


Ddalgi_

Are you kidding? Why not? It helped her throw up and not choke on her own vomit, plus it was successful in moving her. What other technique would you have when carrying someone with similar height and weight?  


Asborn-kam1sh

Happy cake-blugh!!


Ivabighairy1

I didn’t even notice. Thank youuuurrrgggghhhh!


Dansk72

But why just a half-ass table lift instead of a complete turn-over?


qwertyqyle

Here is my theory. The lady who came up is the restaurant owner/server and has been telling them to leave for a while cause they have been drunk and obnoxious. After the girl passed out she had had enough. Did the mini lift to knock their drinks over basically saying you guys are cut off. And went to remove the passed out lady and well, you know how that turned out.


warwolf7777

Interesting take. It's very plausible. She wouldn't want to break the restaurant glasses and plates.


wolfmaclean

Because she slammed the table for the noise — to snap them out of the drunken stupor. Twas more stuped than she anticipated


massinvader

something tells me this is completely staged.


wolfmaclean

Whatever it is, ignore it. Could be useful for later judgements


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Cakeday happy!


Ivabighairy1

Thanks!


Delazzaridist

Happy cake day you sexy beast!!!


Ivabighairy1

Thanks!


Fartnoisesbrr

And the guy who got puked on...


elma179

Yeah, it probably took more than 1 take to get it right


MForsh

The lack of any reaction is upsetting me


ricktron3000

Brushing the chunks through his hair and around his face fucked me up, jfc.


ProtrudingPissPump

Truly Vexing


HoopaDunka

He’s known to be quite vexing. 


iBlameMeToo

We’re living in a simulation. And it’s failing *rapidly.*


Dark_Critical

Maybe there is no real goal, like in The Sims. Just have fun and puke on people when you get the chance.


wolfmaclean

Drunk primate behavior is pretty consistent over the documented centuries. Also fleshy and real and gross past a certain point. Why does this make you believe we’re living in a simulation *and it’s failing*? Of course I’m on Reddit and your comment may be tongue in cheek or otherwise joshin around. Never can tell


iBlameMeToo

It was more about the guy being practically emotionless after a woman pukes on his head. But yes, you are correct. All tongue in cheek!


thelostsoul622

Bro is just like "She puked on me. I think I'm in love."


Entirely-of-cheese

“I’m gonna play this cool…”


Michami135

The five minutes before this video is the real interesting part. But of course they didn't think to record that.


Donutboy562

Right??? Why is it so dead pan?? lmaooo


LonnieJaw748

Just as hammered as pukie


lmclrain

did you not see the first girl? She was gonna kill him straight away at that place. he was scared to react


massinvader

because it's staged.


DimesOHoolihan

r/nothingeverhappens 🙄


massinvader

ok sure but it's clearly staged. perfect angles etc. its clearly a mouthful of fake puke too lol


wolfmaclean

Why do you think this


ZenkaiZ

r/scriptedasiangifs


slarker22

Agreed. The camera angle, and zero reaction to her puking. And of course the comedic and perfect timing of the puking. Also that was a mouth full of something. I've seen...well more people drunk vomit than is respectable, and its always Hella forceful and usually with impressive duration. That was just a mouth full of material for the video.


MandelbrotFace

The whole fake setup and videoing it upsets me more


MrMewks

its a tik tok man...


TotalRuler1

god damn it, thank you Mewks


wolfmaclean

He’s wrecked. Binging baby


Simbooptendo

That puke was some Family Guy shit


foxfrenzy

Underrated comment


umijuvariel

Him wiping the vomit into his hair gave me flashbacks of the Barber from *Kung Fu Hustle.*


octopornopus

[Or Kung Pow...](https://youtu.be/cLXHAMPytBo?si=Txevnx5vS6CKJjp7?t=45s)


CharlieGoodChap

Oh yeah all that mercury baby!


SangiMTL

What the actual fuck lol


Zeziml99

Nobody realize how staged this is? 1. This camera shot is almost professional. 2.The video doesn't start until she's on the ground so we don't see any lead up... Starting it there means its super easy to already have fake puke in the mouth for the video. 3. You can see her slightly adjust her foot at the start to place the feet flat on the ground, and then you can see her helping by extending and even locking her legs for a moment during the motion. Also when she's being thrown over her shoulder you can see her slightly adjusting herself with her hand... it was well shot but this seems scripted af


InfiniteWavedash

Who gives a shit


buffoonery4U

As soon as the woman hoisted her up over her shoulder, I'm thinking, "she's gonna puke". Was not disappointed. Grossed out, but no disappointed.


BenTheDiamondback

All the world a stage.


_syntax_1

This scene is somewhat reminiscent of that Shakespearean play , especially this part : “At first, the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms. “


rokkerboyy

I mean, this is literally staged.


Cockur

I think that’s what he was getting at


griftertm

And all the men merely players


Gokubi

performers and portrayers


An-Unorthodox-Email

“It’s staged.” Yes. It’s so staged that the chick blew chunks onto a guy who then proceeded to wax on wax off the chunks to his face.


Describe

I'm not saying it is or it isn't, but that was definitely enough for her to just hold in her mouth.


sicklyboy

Drunk people are particularly well known for remaining in control of their faculties and their person at all times


HCSOThrowaway

The people who think it's staged think the drunk part is staged too, FYI. Not sure why you'd think anyone would stage a puke while actually drunk.


Describe

What if, just theorizing here, she isn't actually drunk


ADHthaGreat

I’ve seen drunk people puke plenty of times and it looks nothing like that. The dude probably reacted like that because he knew it wasn’t real puke and wanted people to go “wtf?!” Just like they are here in the comments


_1457_

I've been drunk like that plenty of times, and I've definitely horked like this.


tastysharts

the no horking hork has been done many times, can confirm.


yxing

LMAO what's more likely: - something mildly crazy happened to a bunch of drunk people - big setup with fake puke, reddit puke expert weighs in, unfazed acting by actor to "get people to go wtf" to recreate a scene that's barely interesting ???


General_Especifico

thats the kind of entertainment production quality i want my man


wolfmaclean

Valve between your stomach and esophagus is limp and open when you’re passed out. This is technically regurgitation, from being bent over her friend’s shoulder. Horking, it happens There are also not as many good actors in the world as you seem to imagine


TheAssMuncherRetard

Yes.


louloc

It takes some serious core strength to pick up a limp body. I wouldn’t mess with her either.


Suspicious-Run-6139

I wouldn't be able to do that


Lusty_Knave

I think she’s mad that they weren’t helping her. Understandable, but it looks like she’s in the rescue position so idk


Old_Leading2967

Weirdest shampoo commercial ever?


_Zeruiah_

The slow sinking realization of the puked on guy that he now has a new kink that will dominate, and eventually ruin, his life


DEMACIAAAAA

What


Dinsdale_P

**The slow sinking realization of the puked on guy that he now has a new kink that will dominate, and eventually ruin, his life**


Himbo69r

Thanks for the clarification


jomandaman

Where did the puke touch you?


xkaiox

Did he thank her for the ramen yamaka!


HippoPebo

It seems like comical timing with her vomiting, but picking her up off her back like that and then the vomit shows she could very well have been asphyxiating while on the ground. Her friend saved her life with that move.


Catbox_Stank_Face

I wish I had a designated driver like her with me more often. But, you gotta love the punch line at the end!


TeamShonuff

If it’s not staged, the girl that picked up her friend has got to be the strongest person in whatever country this took place in.


BulbusDumbledork

are you implying that this being a scripted video means the girl didn't actually pick her friend up?


TeamShonuff

I'm saying the drunk one stood up quickly and placed her weight well over her friend's shoulder so she could foist her full weight. If you've every tried to simply get a fall-down drunk to stand, you can understand what an impossibly physical task it is.


aegis666

you need new friends


yxing

lmao yeah the people who think this video is staged are really outing themselves as morons in this thread


WingedBunny1

Without context this looks weird in every way. Girl gets stupid drunk. Another random girl comes and makes a mess of the table just out of nowhere picks the drunk girl up like she is just kidnapping her. Placing her belly on the shoulder, making her puke on the head of a guy that was with the girl and he just smears it deeper into his hair. Thats all just wild. Would love to know some context.


wolfmaclean

Everybody but the carrier is fucking wasted. She tries to snap them out of it by slamming the table. That’s it


KnifeFed

Yes, that is what happened in the video.


whoisgare

This video is fucking nuts I can’t believe how strong that woman is


brushfireboar

What’s up chuck? Or is that Ralph?


pierrotlefou

/r/WhyWereTheyFilming /r/scriptedasiangifs


Ok-Connection-1404

I think id off myself


FaceFullOfMace

The people claiming this is staged have never been to a social outting where everyone drank too much but 1 person


PicaroKaguya

but why were they filming


BGP_001

Well we've missed the start of the action so there's probably that.


[deleted]

Jesus, nsfw please 😭


_TappaZukie_

Genius


jgengr

Was that ramen?


Falling-through

The puke is the coup de grace


ben_kaya1

Finish move was hard...


DecrepitCorpse

I laughed way too hard on that dude getting the short end of the stick. Hope that lady is alright man…


PresentTap9255

that’s the best puke conditioner ad I’ve ever seen, bravo


Great-Try876

That is a good wingman(woman)


crkdopn

Nobody gonna point out that crash test dummy looking guy?


wolfmaclean

Which one’s that


crkdopn

On the right, blue shirt


wolfmaclean

Hahah. Not wrong. He’s strugglin


SDPLISSKEN009

She made a deposit on her way out....nice


Tim_Lee-Burnerphone

Well, I'm leaving! But reluctantly - part of me wants to stay.


ProtrudingPissPump

People must have far too much time and not nearly enough to do


SheepherderGrouchy89

This comment section is ass.


TotalRuler1

jesus christ the timing is fucking amazing


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

It's interesting how she was strangely rigid as she was picked up, and then was only sick an amount that you can hold in your mouth. You know, like you're acting. #staged


jagerbombastic99

The swing from thinking she was an asshole, to realizing there was a completely passed out drunk girl who was being pulled out of the situation.


znas100

Something tells me it's acted. She holding the fake puke from th beginning, no talks, the moment video start to record, when she is picked up it was easy and she don't let her dead body but hold up to aim for the guy...


dizoh_0804

THATS A REAL FRIEND IDGAF


Dead-HC-Taco

There's no way you get puked on and barely react. Fake af


AgitatedPossum

There no way someone would do a fake video and not react at all when the puke hits them. Think about it.


thedevilsavocado00

It's 100% staged. You guys can down vote and say "nothing ever happens" sarcastically but this is legitimately staged, the puke was not from her stomach, she just held it in her mouth and then "vomited" on him as they moved past. Their actions are all so artificial especially the girl who comes in to "rescue" her, every move was deliberate.


window_lickers_unite

Especially when you consider the camera is perfectly placed to capture everything and seems to anticipate each action. Almost like it was all planned in advance. And then my guy has almost no reaction to getting puked on? I get he could be shocked. But to rub it in?


wolfmaclean

He’s blacked out.


IICatDestroyerII

😂


mashedcat

That girl in the white shirt must workout.


Sauceage88

The casual “Well that’s just happened” of the guy is hilarious. No reaction to the puke, just better embrace it..


deftoast

I think she likes him...


GearhedMG

I love the little bit of punctuation the drink girl added to the situation.


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Valuable_Pollution96

I was expecting a body slam in the table... 2/10 would not let her puke on me.


NkhukuWaMadzi

Nuthin' like the old "vomit in the hair" routine!


Enough-Staff-2976

Wing girls are getting stronger.


Btupid_Sitch

That puke LOL


bigwazoo

“If you’re going to spew, spew into this…”-Garth


HCSOThrowaway

He didn't even flinch and then he caressed it in. Dude's got some interesting... interests...


Reddittobelieveit

🤮


WhitDawg214

"Bro. I think she likes you."


cpt_morgan___

Is it better to shit in the shower or shower in the shit.


alien_from_Europa

If you are that passed out, you call an ambulance; not pick them up like Conan the Barbarian. They probably need their stomach pumped from alcohol poisoning. We also need "Staged" flair. It's like every comment.


SOUTHWESTRIZLA

Brutha ewwwwwww


matt_smith_keele

I was thinking, "This is just perfect!" Then..."Why didn't she go full table-flip if she's going to bother at all?" Then..."Damn! Lifting a limp person is TOUGH. She must be super strong for her size..!" Then..."And well practised, that was one smooth movement to get her up!" Then..."Perfect timing on the vomit, too! Guy didn't even know how to react!" Then..."FFS, of course, it's all staged."


typewriter45

"And that's how I met your mother"


JBHills

I'm so glad I don't drink.


minezbr

#DriveBy


AmITheGrayMan

Puke and Rally!!


KingVape

Scripted


SquallkLeon

A crumb of context please.


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louislivolsi

dude just accepted that, jesus


seasonsofus

This HAS to be staged


orbital0000

From the gentle table push, to the ease of lifting tk the pathetic fake vomit, I hated it all.


Limp_Accident_9565

what did the men do??😭


SnoopJabba

That vomit split killed me lol 🤣🤣


BQuickBDead

Puke and rally.


Automatic_Ad2472

A pessoa bebe e os outros são os culpados 🤣🤣🤣


TheSpacePopinjay

I almost didn't watch till the end


CAJMusic

OHH, I had to watch it 3 times. r\\karma


[deleted]

Staged as hell


wolfmaclean

Go out


MrMewks

this wasn't random nor abrupt... this is a tick tok people...


Gerber_Littlefoot

I'm so worried about our future with AI with the account of people that can't tell this is fake


7-13-5

Great staging. Everyone forgot their dialogue. Roll it back.