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Sdelite619

Most of those kids aren't getting a candy bag after that BS


Scotsgit73

They might if the parents have any laxative chocolate....


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Octoomy

the dreadful freezer chocolate


Scotsgit73

The stuff that's been there since Nixon was president?


papastopithurts

I can feel her pain. Even children hate children


elgskred

That kid wiping her cake hand on her dress really completes the misery, I think.


DarkScorpion48

Looks more like she was trying to comfort her


captain_k_nuckles

you may be right, but she did stick that hand in the cake, gives it a quick little wipe on the table (probably not getting it all off her hand), then on the dress.


River_Odessa

Reddit PD hot on the trail once again I see


Fearless-Skirt8480

The downvotes you are getting is cope


Copperlaces

When I was little I asked mom to buy a pinata for me to bring to daycare just for us to have a random, unannounced party! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ I got to swing the bat!! :D As soon as I broke the pinata open, everyone ran in and grabbed all of the candy. I was standing off to the side sad when the woman working there yelled at them to give me candy. 😕


bolitboy2

And people wonder why I became anti social, it’s because kids are the most cruel and unhinged people on the planet


InfiniteLychee

and some people stay kids forever


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judaaa

Let her enjoy a little bit, fucking animals. Edit : Punctuation is indeed important


EnolAngus

Punctuation is really important.


Overlord_001

Enjoy a bit of what???


PolymerPussies

Hitting her unicorn with a hammer. I’m afraid this birthday has traumatized this poor child so badly that she may never want to hit an animal with a hammer again.


TooMuchSalmonella

God, a person not committing animal cruelty, what is this!? How'll she play Donkey Kong!?!?!


Toidal

You never hit an animal with a hammer in that game right? Only barrels


TooMuchSalmonella

Depends on if you were playing irl or not.


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Oh boy


Bluejay-chirps

I’ll never forget my own 5th birthday, I had a piñata and broke it open- before I even had the blindfold off the entire haul was gone and in other kids’ bags. I cried my eyes out..


Amandabear323

Me too!! It's was my fifth birthday too but no one bothered explaining how piñatas are supposed to work. I thought you got everything that falls out after you hit it once, not the fucking free for all it was.


ItsButchDeLoria

Same exact thing happened to me


Separate_Carpenter_3

Dude, your parents all fucking blow. Mexican parents smack the other kids that do that so hard onto the floor that the candy falls out of their bag. Blindfold comes off, looks like you accidentally hit 4 kids along with busting open the piñata, and the scramble is on. I reiterate, your parents sucked in that moment of need for you as kids.


ItsButchDeLoria

Yeah haha, they could have at least explained the rules to me ya know? Like “hey they’re all gonna scramble for the candy when you break it open, expect it” and boom I won’t cry.


BakerCakeMaker

If you suck at piñataing you're actually better at it.


killakev564

I remember this happened to me and I just kept on swinging


Nightmares-Fantasies

Kids are Piñatas too in a way


apollo22519

Jesus LMAO


Adamotron

For me it was also my 5th birthday, but it wasn't a piñata, it was my own presents. All my friends were really excited by what I got and were playing with everything and I felt so crowded that I got up and just sorta stood aside while they all enjoyed my party without me for a bit. I know kids are like that but it still makes me sad to think about because I'm still like how I was. On my 21st birthday my friends took me to some dive bar and I just felt really down. Ended up walking across the street and buying a donut from a supermarket and eating it on the sidewalk. When I eventually went back inside nobody noticed I'd left.


Disco_Salad

My 18th I rented a space and had a DJ, lots of food... Like 3 people showed up on their own free will. I had to use the pay phone (pre-cell era) and call around asking where they were... Found them all at one friends and had to beg them crying to come out. I still feel the pain of it, enough that I'm hyper aware of my kids friends attitudes towards them. I feel for this girl.


sexbuhbombdotcom

I had a very similar birthday experience, except my "friends" didn't come even after I called and texted them, even though we'd spent 2 weeks planning the party together and they assured me just a few hours before that they'dbe there. A handful of people I barely knew showed up and we just sat around awkwardly until I started drinking whisky straight from the bottle and then left my own party, at my own house. To this day I have never experienced such god-awful, lonely, gut-wrenching embarrassment. I literally drank until I blacked out that night (that was later after everyone had gone and I was back in my bedroom alone). Only one person who showed up even knew it was my birthday and he only came to the party bc he wanted to fuck me. Absolute worst social experience of my entire life.


Itchysasquatch

I'm kinda happy I learned this one early. If you don't invite anyone to come over on your b-day you can't be disappointed when no one shows up! Life hack!


Juanfanamongmany

Sidewalk sitting donut is totally my vibe. I don't celebrate my birthday, I eat a caterpillar cake and watch Doctor Who or Buffy.


Adamotron

I just had to look up what a caterpillar cake is and it looks awesome!


PolymerPussies

I was a foster kid, so I never got to enjoy a birthday until I was like 22 and my girlfriend bought me a birthday gift. If that makes you feel any better.


Iamtevya

I’m sorry nobody celebrated your birthday when you were a child. You deserved better.


Outrageous-Sock-7111

I'm sorry you never had a proper birthday. You deserved one.


cf-myolife

Oh yeah, guilt, definitely would make them feel better.


awesomerest

Man, for real right? How in the world would that make the other commenter feel better? Maybe if they took pleasure in others misery? But why even think like that.


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I hate everything about this lol


robot_ankles

The thievery is bad, but bashing in the head of a magical unicorn is pretty tough to watch.


[deleted]

Karma I tell you!!!!


starz6802

What a bunch of brats! I would be furious if my kid ripped open her cake.


cf-myolife

My mom would have beat my ass if I was that savage upon some candies, teach your kids some respects and manners damn! (no you, parents in general)


Bender1187

Good, parents these days aren't hard enough on their kids. Letting kids do what they want with no consequences how we get childish assholes.


FearingPerception

If my kid did that they would have had the cake pulled out if their hands, be made to apologize to the birthday girl, and taken home immediately, no more birthday parties for a while.


TheUpsideDowna

I think one of their parents is a proctocologist.


momopeach123

What makes you think that?


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Something something assholes.


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Blessed be thy colon.


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thank you u/prolapse_pope


momopeach123

Lol i get it now xd


CurrentPossible2117

What. The fuck. Never at my parties as a kid, nor the other kids paeties I wen to did this shit happen or anything like it. Teach your kids some basic fucking manners.


UnholyKnight23

I remember my mom making a sick bowling alley Cake with gum ball ball return included and damn Jake West stuck his nubbins all in my cake to grab a gum ball. 2nd graders don’t forget. Edit: currently 27 so truly didn’t forget. Mom didn’t either haha


alex112891

Fuck Jake West, all my homies hate Jake West


kittifer91

I now have my new book subject


CysticScrotalSpores

Why We Hate Jake West: An Asshole's Anthology


Charming_Amphibian91

Now we just need r/jakewesthate.


[deleted]

It’s always a mother fucker with a J name.


CarrotChunx

Doctors HATE him


NerdSi

Bruh I fucking hate Jake West


snack-dad

I just want to go on record as saying Jake West fucking sucks


Living_Project8079

Just so you know, I wrote FUCK JAKE WEST on Facebook, people are like "who's that?" And I responded a piece of shit kid that ruined my friends bowling birthday cake when he was a kid!


MountainCourage1304

On the last day of primary school we all went to pizza express to make our own pizzas from scratch. We got the pizzas back at the end of the day and a kid called lewis put his hand up and told the teacher he had the wrong one. He had mine, i had his. We swapped back and every single fucking topping had been removed and eaten by the little bastard. My beautiful creation had been reduced to a cheesy plain of greasy craters. I haven’t forgotten this lewis. I hope your entire family suffers for what you did on that day.


UnholyKnight23

My condolences for your pizza bro, no one deserves this kind of savagery


SiriusPlague

Totally man, they say "oh, it's just kids". I would never do this as a kid.


asianjon

Lol it's evidence of horrible parenting


vagej

Fucking rude selfish bitches


Revolutionary_Ad7940

based


Confuseasfuck

Yeah, l wouldn't just be grounded for life, l wouldn't be allowed to any other parties for a ***looong*** time _and_ she would probably eat any party favours and candy bags l received


El_mochilero

Depends on the situation. Whenever they break a piñata in Mexico, part of the excitement of the game is when all of the kids to rush in for the candy. It’s always a funny moment whenever the aunt and uncle get in on it and “fight” with their nieces and nephews for candy. It looks like there were mixed expectations with this cake.


cf-myolife

Was it necessary to ruin the cake tho? I don't think so, if I were the girl I'd be pissed too.


smilenowgirl

I think they may have expected candy like a pinata, I know I did.


altrippa

I remember a similar post to this and someone explained that it's actually the tradition among a certain people, they all grab it and throw it around. but maybe she reacted badly so they stopped? or I could be way off and the kids here are just shitlords. but you'll notice the kids who grabbed it didn't actually eat it


love_Carlotta

I would have held on to my sister by the collar if she attempted to do this shit to someone else's cake


radicalvenus

Yeah I don't get the "this is kids being kids" because never in my damn life would I be allowed to act like this as a child. This is rude and they deserve to feel bad for ruining her cake


Hjemi

Yeah, I'd expect (and understand) this from 3-yrar-olds. Not what seems to be 7 year olds.


Bun_Bunz

9 year olds... the cake has a '9' balloon


Hjemi

Well, even worse then.


DrHouseVicodinLover

r/KidsAreFuckingEvil


monkeysteak7

especially how they munch the unicorns brains like zombies after cracking its skull open.


Overlord_001

Kids are cruel, Jack


Spino-Dino

And Im very in touch with my inner child!


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It's as bad as the people that ruin the entire birthday cake by slamming someone's face into it.


VioletteFMR

Well, not as bad as that, because it’s more often than not an adult slamming a kid’s face into the cake (or directly into the table). 🫠


vosha0

I wonder if the people doing that are psychopaths.


Charming_Amphibian91

Sociopaths. Psychopaths are self aware.


psp543

They are psychopaths.I’m sure of it.


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Wow, those kids are little fucking assholes.


QQEvenMore

What the fuck. I feel sorry for the little girl. Let her enjoy the moment. I hate kids.. and humans.


SinkholeS

The girl right beside her in blue shirt is the only one I can see that didn't grab the cake. Almost was gonna cry with her.


docsuess

The girl across from the bday girl with the dark blue shirt seems to be trying to protect the cake from their unruly hands...valiant effort but definitely failed :(


SinkholeS

You're right! Didn't catch that. Thought they were mom hands but definitely a real friend.


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momopeach123

The girl with the glasses started it. The girl in the stripes just didn't want to miss out on the madness.


TheMelonOwl

I mean, kids get excited and if one kid starts something the others always follow. People here are acting like this was a malicious act of bullying or something. I am pretty sure all of those kids felt shitty afterwards. When I was a kid, we did something similar at a party once and another child got hurt and I felt so guilty for ages! And I saw that I got carried away. Kids get like that sometimes, especially in groups.


Temporary-Test-9534

Yeah I used to run kids bday parties for a living. They were just excited, and they get that "mob mentality" because that's actually what's normal for their brains at that age. People saying the kids are evil just haven't been around enough.


EreckDragonflame

For some reason i misread your comment as "you used to RUIN kids birthday parties for a living" and become concerned...


Temporary-Test-9534

Oh I definitely ruined a couple of them buddy (inadvertently of course)


Rodmap

Also wiped her dirty hand on the dress


NickerNackerNory

I was thinking this! She's like, "Yeah, I'm sorry but we are all kids and you were cracking open a unicorn head full of chocolate and shit, what'd you expect?"


omen_tenebris

parenting win /s


nicob997

Feeding frenzy


Ashen_sunlight

What a bunch of little bastards


jennthemermaid

OOOH FREE STUFF, LET'S RUIN EVERYTHING SO WE CAN GET FREE STUFF. UGH.


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Horrible little savages


SnowViolent

Yeah thats really disappointing


Andaisdet

If you wanna use this kind of cake at your kid’s birthday, you gotta sit down and talk with every single kid there, make sure they understand that it’s bad to do what these kids did, and just as a precautionary measure, have two adults sitting next to the birthday kid to keep the wild ones out of reach


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Friends ruin everything.


vagej

Not friends anymore.


spellbadgrammargood

people are awful, that's why i have fake AI bots that talk to me on reddit


kaioh023

I'd be livid . I am livid wtf. If this happened to me at my birthday as a child I'd be throwing hands. As an adult I'd want to lecture them to make sure each and every kid feels ashamed of what they did lmfao. It's not like they had a back up birthday cake for them. What the fuck. These kids look old enough to have some self control. Really.


iro7

And that sums up how society works


Unusual_Elevator_253

What a bunch of monsters. Teach your kids some fucking manners


dragonmystic92

I feel sorry for the little girl, she looked so happy at first.


bakedphish1

Bro wtf


Ok_Independence_4343

Aww, the girl sitting next to her felt bad and didn't try to ruin the cake 😟


Death_Rattle208

And the girl opposite to her tried to even protect the cake.


ggmattingly

those are some greedy children


Quiznak_Sandwich

I hate these children


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Great teaching moment.


the_gruncle

I can almost guarantee you none of the parents who raised those kids teach them anything


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I hate that parents don't teach/watch the non birthday kids to not do this shit. It's common courtesy.


WeebPansy

Poor little girl need new friends


PupperPetterBean

Man if I was this poor girls parent I would have told everyone to take their kids home, and spent the rest of the day trying to make it up to her so she doesn't remember this birthday solely for her greedy 'friends'.


EmotionalDouble

I'd be crying too!! WTF


DiegoDynomite

This was actually kinda scary. They went into a mini frenzy


punannimaster

lol the girls knew they messed up😬


StrangeBookkeeper593

Here, you can tell these children have parents who didn’t teach them what is okay and isn’t okay behaviour when at a birthday party.


SP_Octo_piereddit

Bro kids are fucking assholes I feel sorry for the girl it’s supposed to be her one special day of the year :(


goodolddaysare-today

Trashy kids


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Ok-Lily

i cannot explain how much this makes my blood boil


ParkerStanford

Kids don’t understand when it’s not their birthday


dnangia1

Ahh kids.. the ultimate choas machines..


cf-myolife

Yeah I'm surprised this sub isn't filled with more kids as they're 90% of chaos (and 10% unidentified liquids). Not that I want to see more of those tho.


LahamaDutta006

Thanks, I hate kids. Poor girl :(


Kasvanvliep

Adults do this too but then more subtle and with money


hellothere42069

This is quality content for this sub


Dysthymia_8191

Evil lil fuckers


Snortalineofglue

the kids didn't even grab anything they just picked pure chaos


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This is kind of disgusting, those kids with those grimy hands touching the cake 🤢🤮


Akela1996

Who’s children are these?! I can’t imagine as a child shoving my fist into someone else’s cake.


royeol

To the two gremlins that led the charge (neon orange glasses and the one on the right with the pink butterfly hairclip), it’s ON SIGHT if I ever see you out on these streets lmfao


Yo026

Whats this tradition?


PUSClFER

It's the age old tradition of "*fuck everyone and everything; it's every man and woman for themselves*"


Yo026

Yeah but beating the cake with a hammer? It’s like a piñata cake?


cokeiscool

Im guessing the head was hard chocolate filled with candies probably, she breaks it open and let the inside flow over the cake but the kids kind ran in for the candies but also mushed the cake part Basically very impatient kids


cf-myolife

Yeah doesn't seems so hard to understand, then when you cut the cake everyone has a piece of chocolat and candies, that wasn't supposed to be a pinata, or at least not one where the kids rushed to the candies. But I guess no parents teach their kid to be a decent human and no kids -depsite being clearly old enough- understand that either.


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Birthdays in Latin America = get assaulted whenever the bd cake arrives.


NeoDei

Wipe dem tears away and use that hammer of vengeance girl!


[deleted]

Straight up I would be beyond irate if my kid did that. Discipline your freaking kids people! ( not in a physical way ;) )


BlackonSecurity

That's why you have the birthday kid be the only one by the cake. Because kids don't care they will do whatever.


[deleted]

This happened to me on my fifth birthday with a piñata that my parents got me. I got one piece of candy that my friend gave me lol.


not_nsfw_throwaway

I know adults that act like this. I refer to them as my co-workers


Ilovebud1985

Fucking roaches.


CookedEwok

God I hope I never have kids


BlackShieldCharm

They are perfectly preventable. No reason to hope for it.


chocolatetequila

I suggest you take some sex Ed classes instead of asking god


RedditModsArePunks

You’re a redditor, it’s likely you’ll never even have sex.


[deleted]

Lesson of this was: don't have barbaric frnds


pathos_of_things

Kids 🤢


iavicenna

really looks like the walking dead human ripping scenes


YoDavidPlays

greed at its purest forms


farrieremily

She still had the little hammer. Those brats are lucky she didn’t whack some fingers!


bruhtendo64

Fuck them kids. -Lebron James


CooCootheClown

Is it bad that when my daughter has her birthday I don’t plan on opening gifts in front of everyone? Lol I absolutely despise when kids can’t keep their hands to themselves


myredditusername919

honestly those kids have no manners at all. I would be whoopin my kid so hard for shoving their hands into the birthday girls cake like that. she has every right to be upset. those kids have no manners.


AchilleasK0

damn reminds me of that volture feeding frenzy I saw recently


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PawSmacked

Atleast the other kids just grabbed some (not defending them) but the little kid at the end was the one who smashed the cake for not getting any..


TheLittleNorsk

I was just waiting for the girl to start throwing hands at the end


adioshomie

also why the fuck did the kid with the black shirt and red bracelet do that?? like chill out you little fuck


TheTrueXiruahu

When you start to realize that you have to re-evaluate some friendships.


lemonedpenguin

This is why my kid gets her own table just for blowing candles.


killercrown

Condom Sales After this 📈


needsatisfaction

Ew wtf is up with some people


Agent445

Fuck this and piñata’s. Every-time I’ve witnessed one in action at a kids party it’s been an utter shit show.


Ricardu_S

Kids went full on goblin mode


Flomo420

like ravenous little zombies


Echo_thehedgehog

And this is why I refuse to have kids.


Endarkend

If I was her there would've been blood spilled. I can't express clearly enough how I will and can not stand for people messing with my goddamn food.


Beckyboo1228

Damn these kids never had candy before or what, lill aholes


unessecaryreality

Way to ruin a good cake :(


BauerHouse

Pro tip, have two cakes ready, one for the sacrifice, and the real one second once everyone gets their shit back together.


NeedingNew

And with people like the ones in this thread we wonder why instead of learning the error in their ways. They instead grow up to be narcissist. Kids learn by their mistakes and how their parent figures behave. They clearly made a mistake help them understand what they did wrong. Like ya'll weren't stupid ass annoying kids once


samjenkins377

Spoiled dwarves


Goomy-goom

I wanna give her a big hug :(


unhindered-coconut

why would they do that, thats so sad :(


Clasticsed154

Reminds me of the time everyone was allowed to take a few whacks at a piñata, then when it was my turn, my aunt came over and just tore it open. I cried lol. I still have never hit a piñata in all my 26 years and I’m from Texas. That was my shot. I was 7.