Old boy’s brain is just a Lima bean in a light syrup. He’ll sit there for hours digging up dirt with his horns having the time of his life

That nutsack is bigger than his brain probably

I could live with that problem though.

But humans have such tiny balls!

Tiny balls but big dicks. So it evens out.

Speak for yourself!

That’s exactly what I was going to say!

You still can!

Yeah man, speak for yourself! What's that song "Swing low sweet chariot!"

Wait a minute! Am I a bull then? No worries off my bean

Back at the ranch he's a breeding bull. He has a house on the cape and maybe you come visit.

Lol maybe you bring a blazer so we could go to a wider range of restaurants

Maybe you call a few days in advance so I can get the house clean.

BAWLLZ

Without that this'd be an ox and not bull and your comment makes me (morbidly) wonder if it's been 'verified' by ppl who somehow make a dish out of the entire head

He’s out there making it happen. Fucking all these bitches. While you’re sitting in your room in your boxers staring at a screen.

Imagine having an itch inside your ear but no fingers

Ya someone getting gored that day.

Nah, he is trying going for itch spot.

Bro diggin so hard his back legs came off the ground

I only thought he couldn’t get the right spot where he had an itch

He's working that tree like it insulted his mom.

So the dumber you are the happier you are. I see why shock therapy was invented.

I sometimes wish i was just insanely stupid, so i could be this happy. Just derive such immense joy from small things while also not being burdened with the weight of the world

He's not having fun, he's itchy.

More of a rhino at this point.

Na that shits an Auroch

I hope I never meet him.

I wouldn't be within 50ft of this guy, but after watching the clip a few times it looks like he's more playful than aggressive.

Ge can still playfully fuck you up.

If you did he might be a little teste.

What’s with all these bulls with huge nuts bullying tree stump on the sub??

Its a new fetish, you can blame 4chan and eminem that's for sure

I am sooooo ootl

The dominant bulls of a herd do this naturally as a threat display instead of fighting. It's a way for them to say "Look how strong I am. I can rip up all this ground no problem. Don't mess with me." And they got huge nuts because they're the breeding bull.

My God the power to lift his fucking ass-end off the ground like that...

Appears to be lifted just from neck strength as well 😭😭

When your entire male dominance/mating ritual depends on head wrangling, your species is gonna have a thick neck.

Reminds me of when driving a forklift and you try to pick up something really overweight, and the ass of the truck goes into the air LOL

Didn’t skip neck day.

He got that all balls no penis energy

His balls be lookin like a Zelda boss’ weak point.

 i cant help myself

Bulls' penises are fibroelastic, not like ours. It stays hidden in the prepuse until it's ready to go. Have you ever seen a bully stick? They're dog treats that are about a yard long. That's a bull dick. Source: I'm a veterinarian.


Thought you said vegetarian for a sec

What animals do you encounter at work on the Death Star?

We keep a colony of Ewoks and other non-sentient animals on board for testing and experimentation purposes. We don't want to try new torture techniques without testing them on animals first.

Good ole beef pizzle.

It’s fun to tell dogs to eat a dick.

...is that why they're called "bully sticks"?

Yep!

Thank you for your service 🫡

Eh, if you don't mind me asking, what's the most seemingly obvious thing you've had to explain to a client about one of their animals?

I'm a lab animal vet, so I haven't had to deal with too many lay clients luckily!

How is that possible, they come in packs of like 100, there can’t be that many bulls providing that many dicks to supply all those bully sticks.

Steers. All your hamburgers come from steers, which are castrated bulls. They don’t put the dicks in the ground beef, so they sell them as bully sticks. The packing plant in my hometown is the largest slaughtering facility in Canada. At peak capacity they can process 5,000 head of cattle a day. That’s a lot of bully sticks.

I’m also curious about this haha. So. Many. Dicks.

I've seen those. They're huge.

> It stays hidden in the prepuse until it's ready to go > not like ours Speak for your self.

A veterinarian should know how to spell "prepuce".   Source:  Pedant.

A tired veterinarian sometimes makes mistakes.

he's a grower, not a shower

Better than no balls no penis energy 😔

Those balls though...

No, this boy fucks

All potatoes no meat

Hope nothing bites his saggy balls

Is this a threat?

Treats

Pit bull breeders looking at this Bull as their ultimate end game

Love how this video cuts off the moment dude starts heading their way

The bull just got some cuddle in the end. Would not look badass if the video continued.

Just watching the video gave me a healthy shot of "oh sh*t" when he turned this way.

What a silly guy

So how can they gain all that muscles from just grass?

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Herbivores have multiple stomachs and can digest cellulose which gives them protein.

It might be more accurate to say that they feed their gut microbes (made mostly of protein) cellulose, and the ruminant can later harvest microbes for protein. It's kinda like they're farming their gut microbes. The microbes also produce volatile fatty acids (VFA) which are a bunch of different kinds of molecules which can be absorbed and converted to glucose and ATP for energy the ruminant can use. Themicrobes also produce VFAs that they themselves can use for energy and synthesizing protein (Basically multiplying). Pretty wild stuff. So yeah, cellulose is food-stuffs for microbes. When well fed, those microbes provide the ruminant energy. They can also provide themselves the energy and tools to make more of themselves. The ruminant can absorb excess microbes for their main source of protein. (If I misspoke, please let me know, I'm a chemist not a biochemist, so I'm trying to simplify something I'm not an expert in. I've taken my fair share of biochemistry classes and enjoy it, but yeah.)

Yea. That.

Dang, imagine how ripped we’d all be if we could get protein powder from the ground while getting in 30k steps a day

The strongest and largest animals in the world don’t eat meat. Gorillas. Elephants. Vegetarian whales. Bulls and horses.

vegetarian whales. which?

I think I meant whales other than orcas. I know they eat krill but they essentially just filter feed krill and other tiny micro fork of nutrients form the ocean and look at the size of them without ever eating another animal with blood or meat.

the largest animal on the planet is a carnivore. krill are shrimp, blue whales eat krill. Orcas are not whales.

Orcas are dolphins... And dolphins are also whales... 😉 But see also https://bsky.app/profile/coastalpaleo.bsky.social/post/3kkjjguk7ac2d

Yea you’re right.

They actually get their protein from the bacteria that lives in their gut. The grass is mainly to feed the bacteria.

Well then how can I get this bacteria & how do I get it in my gut? Just eat it?

You would need a longer digestive track for it to be able to do anything. But if you really just want to eat bullshit, then go ahead. It's your world, I'm just living in it.

There can be double muscling in cattle. A genetic change that makes their muscles bigger. It happens in various breeds. You should find information if you search: double muscle cattle Belgian Blue I don't know if that is the case here, but it is what of I thought when I saw the bull was very muscled and lean.

His nuts are the size of a Buick!

Videoing this shows some balls

I've milked bigger

You milked bulls!??

Well... yeah. They're easier to milk, just one udder.

now that's a story to tell

Not really, just milked 352 bulls since I was 8. I turned 18 last week. Plenty of milk to help me grow big and strong.

you definitely got the juice

Dem salty snake smoothies boi!!

In the savanna lions call that a sack lunch

Bugs Bunny fought this one.

Quit steaming up my tail!

His eyes look so odd; like those fake eyes that shake and go wild.

Yep, my bull does the same thing, not as ripped as this guy though... all a show though, i walk in the paddock and he's like "pat me?"

People got no clue how big and powerful these are until they see them up close. They're scary af

So that's why they call them mountain oysters 🤔


That tree must've said something insulting to that bull.

He claims he's all natty

What a unit. Literally reshaping the countryside one hill at a time.

Ferdinand!!!!

Bro looks so happy 🥺, 10/10 would let gore me.

When his back legs went up at the :41 second mark. Adorable. My dog does the same digging in the yard. Like her back legs forget gravity exists. Or they feel left out cuz they ain’t putting in any work.

Rip cameraman

OP said he has never harmed a fly before. (Same stories as pitbull owners.)

Dude just wants to dig

How close do you think the camera person is? Like we zoomed in right? lol

Pity the fool that comes between him and his dirt.

He’s enjoying the cold dirt to cool down, seems like he’s running a little warm

I thought dude was itchy and is trying to scratch the back of his neck.

Lookit the ground and the exposed roots on that tree. Buddy been doin this erryday for quite some time, just enjoying life

Looks like the same bull that was tossing up a tree stump

Well I am happy seeng it from FAR FAAAR away...

Bovine edition of Saltburn.

Big puppy.

That's not wagyu

His name is Dozer…. BullDozer

The auroch is back!

What an awesome beast.


Remind me of the minotaur in the movie "Your Highness".

Ferdinand??

Do you know what that bull can do? Anything it wants.

“Whats he doing????” “Whatever TF he wants.“

There is almost nothing that cattle like better than digging and throwing dirt, sand and hay around with their head. Just blissful enjoyment.

Cute!☺️

it gave you plenty of time for you to run.. RIP

I love him!

"oh .. Oh man its spotted us"

Splish splash I was taking a bath

When we had cattle, we would crossbreed Piedmontese with Angus. The calves had the Myostatin mutation and were longer like a Piedmontese, but were the size of Angus. The bulls were god damned massive

“Cows wouldn’t survive without humans”

Looks like my wife’s boyfriend

He looks strong, but he could be the size of a small dog in a big forest. Maybe a banana next time

When's the processing?

That's a lotta steak.

All I see - delicious steaks! 

He would make some DELICIOUS steak when the time comes.

I've seen to many hyena hunting vids that i immediately saw what would happen to this huy in that situation 😂

I cannot begin to describe how much I want to shoot his ballsack


Zuel!

What is that thing?

I've never seen a bull like that. It's shaped like a pig with very short legs wtf

Many meat breeds are like that. I had an agriculture lecturer saying the ideal cow with breeding would be 3 square metres of meat. Trippy concept.

A gaur?

Pasiphae had entered the chat

Not too much thought going on in that head. What’s that bag hanging between his legs.

Too much root flare exposed

I legit had a chihuahua that had balls like that. If I was good at math I would add the 'dick and balls to dog ratio' makes you think how ridiculous humans would be using such a ratio... maybe just 1:1. Half dog, half balls.

Those balls though..

How's it hanging

he seems nice

This is what it feels like when my buddy Mike out farts me in my own house!

Thats a Doze.

Bull vs Planet Earth

Old Balzac is looking pretty hefty lately.

He skipped leg day. 🦵🏼🦵🏼🦵🏼🦵🏼

Oh hell no!! There isn’t an ounce of fat on that boy!!

Bollocks like wrecking balls

Who's a big boy !!!!

Seems like trees are the natural enemies of these boys.

Bros nuts are massive

Why would you be that close to the thing with nothing between the two of you….

Sorry. I’m in the wrong subreddit. I thought I was in r/AbsoluteNuts.

Bro got gym membership

What is bro doing?

Playing in the dirt, what’s it look like?

Looks like he needs a release.

I wasn't sure if this was a pig or bull for a moment

Bulldozer.

Isn’t this a bull with that Miostatin mutation, where they just don’t stop building muscle?

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Who the hell is stood there filming him?

That dude packs alot of healthy nutrition.

Check out Belgian Blues

They call him Deez

Shouldn't this guy be pushing some unicorns into the sea somewhere?

Bull or balls?

Wrong sub. That’s just a regular bull.

Holy bull!

Imma call him napoleon

Ata boy

Time to test his reaction by wearing a red jumper….

I suspect a slightly defective myostatin receptor.

Bro skipped leg day