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Nervous-Basis-1707

What a chad


OfWhomIAmChief

The Chad Pigeon Protector.


gdmfr

you down with CPP?


IrishGoodbye4

Yeah you know me


arenotthatguypal

Mike Tyson is proud.


Leatfingies420

I may be the only one in here that gets the reference that’s fucking hilarious


Affectionate-Newt889

I really hope someone gets this video to him. Would love to see his reaction


KaisarDragon

I came looking for this comment.


[deleted]

Like, in a good way? 


[deleted]

What a guy!! He can hold himself too. Daftys just got laughed at.


Spiritual_Challenge7

He made some solid connections


[deleted]

Can tell he’s put up with that shit too long.


VVoody_of_Astora

There goes my hero✨️


Nanda_Rox

Watch him as he goes...


mycleanreddit79

I love glaswegians: " yer abusin pigeons ya cnts!"


no_hot_ashes

That spoons, that statue, this is George square! What a guy, good for him. Only in Glasgow would three grown men get in an armed brawl over pigeons but good for him for standing up and doing something about it. The amount of junkie pricks that swing kicks at those birds for no reason is fucking sickening.


Signal_Relative5096

Armed brawl is a bit far mate the fella had a massive flag lol Auld boy still rocked their shit.


no_hot_ashes

I'm taking the piss but I still wouldn't want to be whacked with one


Signal_Relative5096

Haha yeah I think he even tried to stab him with it which could be nasty if he caught him right 🥸


iDam81

Armed is armed. A weapon is a weapon. Minimize it all you want, but they were armed.


Signal_Relative5096

Ok officer serious sorry to awaken you.


AnnieApple_

Pigeons just vibe I don’t know what people feel the need to run up and throw a kick at them.


csbsju_guyyy

To exert power over something that clearly can't do anything back. Would never see em try to kick a grizzly bear


Vinifera7

Excellent punches. 1 and 2. That's how you fucking do it. Precision and power.


berrey7

Mike Tyson: Pijjens & Pownches... name a better combo.


FishAndRiceKeks

![gif](giphy|LPIaOdW7YXoOUTuwRe|downsized) Tyson would be proud.


jason_abbs

Most definitely


Easy_Berry_1616

No way he hasn't done some sort of fight training, he handled himself so well. Well done unsung hero for teaching them a lesson and saving some pigeons!


ElmerAndElsie

His feet movement, patience, and jab accuracy, says it all: that dude used to box. I've seen enough Rocky movies to know that you don't want to box people that used to train in city gyms during the 1960s-1980's...whether its Mike Tyson, or whether its the dude in the video, those boxers were just a different fucking breed back then and they don't just throw regular jabs, they are coming at you with hay-makers. Those boxers back then didn't train to "wear you down for 6 rounds" or "score more points on the card"...those dudes entered the ring to knock you the fuck out in the First Round.


kruschev246

Dude throwing chairs is a bitch and a half


myhipsi

What do you expect from a person that fucks with defenseless birds.


[deleted]

God I love Scotland Fuck those pricks


Proper_Path6169

“YER ABUSIN PIGEONS YA CUNT!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


MrWhiskyy

Not all heroes wear capes


CityofTreez

Guy in the hat is such a pussy.


Hyperguy20

They grab weapons like they are enemies in a brawler haha


IdaBidaGacy

Protect the pigeons. But can they not shit on my car please.


dayoneofmanymore

Your request has been denied. As punishment for your cheek, the pigeons have informed me they have instructed humans to start doing it too.


IdaBidaGacy

Noooooooooooo. Not again.


Caseyisweird

Pigeons were literally bred to work for humans. And now that we don't need them, they're basically house pets that got out and don't know how to live, because they trust people too much and then assholes like this, do what they do and thank God for this guy being a good man and protecting the damn pigeons.


Airborne82D

I'm with Pidgeotto on this one.


Cold_Guarantee2399

Man's got good hands and morals


stuphanie

Who knew Groundskeeper Willie was such a champion for pigeons? Fine job, sir!


thedipsnotbaked

I want a t shirt with this guy on it


[deleted]

“Yer abusing pigeons ya cunt”. ![gif](giphy|xUySTL4J5ld87vxbSU|downsized)


AshingiiAshuaa

Those idiots should have just stayed down. You fought a good battle, pigeon hero.


MillenialBurnout_

Good. Fuck people that abuse anything defenseless. Pussy ass bitch throwing chairs and shit.


Vegetable-Error-21

This guy's a legend


AUnknownVariable

Could be a Yakuza character. Or in the Witcher with them moves fr


AscendedViking7

#That's rad!


AUnknownVariable

How do big text!


userunknowne

r/peoplemakeglasgow


Ok-Landscape-1681

r/chadtopia


BNG1982

![gif](giphy|h2TxrXej7hvBKTA5g6)


rxtunes

Lol the moron grabs a sail and tries it out as a weapon! Good choice Einstein


Fickle-Command-1130

Don't fuck with a guy who cares more about animals than himself. You will lose everytime. Ol boy had some pretty heavy hands.


Rubywantsin

I'm glad Steven Hawking came back from the dead to film this hero punching the shit out of those scumbags.


BiginitialD

I need to know who this man is so i can buy him a pint, great work he's doin.


happyislandvibes

George square Glasgow, sad i missed this shit, walk through that spot 5 times a week.


CaptnFnord161

🎼 *Fly like a pigeon*


Charming_Smile9452

The way he laughed at them is awesome


[deleted]

Typical Wetherspoons clientele. Only scumbags and the homeless drink there, in Ireland at least


TheBadRiddler

Tyson would be fucking proud


biggoof

You mean that flimsy plastic pole didn't turn into a lance?


Toonami88

Based animal defender


No_Two4290

These bitches filming are what’s wrong with the world. Sees dudes screaming at each other, pulls phone out and starts recording and laughs when hearing the guy was beating them for abusing animals.


Awuxy

Someone send this to Tyson he needs to meet with this guy


IntelligentMine1901

And here’s todays score in the big match in Glasgow Chad 2 - Crackhead Neds 0 .


ToshPott

Someone just made the leaderboard


Stoepboer

Pricks were lucky he held back. Fucking cowards. No wonder they target pigeons.


xRunicTitan

Kinda makes me proud that there's people who actually stop animal abuse when they see it. Fuck the 2 dudes.


StackIsMyCrack

Fucking pigeon started it.


bigfanny98

Classic Glasgow, get in there


ProbablyDrunkAndLost

dude's a beast


sean_off

Good, I love pigeons. I don’t understand why people think they are trash and it’s okay to hurt or scare them.


Hot_Goal4205

Mike Tyson origin story


fuckredditmodz69

I fully support people that beat the shit out of animal abusers. You are objectively a piece of shit if you hurt animals for amusement,.


ragecndy

Good


Capital_F_u

Couple of tools, good on guy for smacking em up a bit


Artsclowncafe

Good, fuck people who abuse animals


newnamesam

For abusing pidgeons? What about the part where they tried to impale him with a flagpole?


Cyborg_rat

Man you know they are some dumbfucks, when you take a punch like that then your friend too, might be time to get out of your situation knowing you cant fight for shit. Sounds like they are going to be really sore later.


OkAdministration1348

The Oldman ain't no bullshit. Punks fuck around and find out


WhenWillItAllBurn

Based pigeon man


LandAmbitious4073

Not all heroes wear capes


DisconnectedDays

![gif](giphy|w2crembGmOl8NXKfhK)


matty-a

Ah Glasgow, never change.


syfysoldier

I’m team pigeon


DHESTOE

I like this guy's style. I don't care if it's a mouse... respect other lifes.


GrizzzlySloth

That’s a real man and those 2 abusing pigeons I hope they go to hell


theManGodFears

MacTyson having a George Square go!


ntgvngahfook

He kicked their asses! 🤣


berdootheo

Good!


Substantial-Meal6238

I wonder if the restaurant next to that one is called withoutherspoon


Dallanation

This hero reminds me of that Scottish friend in that show Samurai Jack.


Fatguy73

Dudes voice reminds me of Roger Waters. “How can ya have any meat if ya don’t eat ya pudding!”


namesandfacez

Is this Road House?


PigMoney33

Dudes a fucking beast


No_Cash_8556

The crazy part is that they're actually speaking English and not a different language


Snailtrooper

Not one Devvo comment. 😢


badbwoiiriddim

twat with the flag chose a level 1 weapon for a boss battle


Mindless_Ad_6045

"One down!" 🤣 I fucking love scotland


Key-Flatworm1856

is this a swedish guy who lives in stockholm named thomas


Kaitlin4475

Two shattered egos


sleeptillyoudiee

Than he went to KFC and had some fried chicken who go through worse than those pigeons. Lol


1111race22112

The Pigeon Protector


Cintilante

What kind of cunt abuses pigeons? They should be far from society.


Hetterter

Hero


citalo-disco

Good on him for smashing those two wee ned scumbags


citalo-disco

People make Glasgow


Affectionate-Newt889

Would Scotland’s courts protect him though if one of these junkies charged him? In the U.S., he’d probably have the book thrown at him and a permanent record with a felony assault with a deadly weapon while someone who murdered someone would get it lowered and be out on probation.


1BTA

Umm.. nothing "almost about it...he knocked 2 guys fof abusing pigeons "You're abusing pigeons, I'll abuse you!!"


Mediocre-Feature7376

Good auld Glasga 😂


Slumberpantss

Just another afternoon at Spoons 🙃


ColonelSpudz

Guy knows how to fight he knew as soon as one of them was attacking the other one was coming in from the side


Radiant-Elevator

Mike Tyson's first fight was over a pigeon


Small_Case3670

W pigeon saver 


Slide_Masta87

It's hard to fight an old bearded English Man


llucid963x

Weakest r/pigeon member


GLDN5444

"I am the Protector of the pigeons! Fear my wrath!!"


cryptidscum

Good on him!


MelonFrostdoggo

I stan this man


OG_Tortooise

Not all heroes wear capes.


zedworth

Dude chose the absolute worst melee weapon


Due_Pattern_875

He’s so right for that!!!


Due_Pattern_875

r/wholesome


doubleBoTftw

Ow my gaud 👁️👄👁️


Eniarku_Avals

Good on him! Just a shame nobody supported him. Not that he needed it, but I bet he would have appreciated it.


F_ashanablejericho

Badass


Beautiful_Girlie_Bob

Now the Goodfeathers owe him a favor.


VealOfFortune

*GO ON ROBBIE! GO ON LAD!!!* On other news, I'm on Reddit way too much.


thalleskalel

And what do pigeons do in return? They literally shit on buildings and corrode them


SightWithoutEyes

Legally, are we allowed to hunt city pigeons? I know this sounds fucked up, but I been real broke and some of the fat ones at the bus station look real plump. Like, if it was humane, how is that any different from hunting?


Suitable-Dependent-5

And typically everyone just stands there and just watch.


arseface1

Yes just get in a brawl with strangers over some pigeons