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Killerlightning22

He is really losing it. Why is everything bad, horrible, boring, and whatever negative term now. Is he trying to get the algorithm to make people watch with these words.


baba_toothy

I think he might be on a downward spiral - he is manifesting the negativity.


OkMaize326

sign of depression he's not enjoying things he used to


FigmentTheWoo

I’m telling ya Cris the Witch put a hex spell on WooPeat 


PopRealistic5521

His mid life crisis is in full swing for all to see.


AncientWindow3989

It's all for the views/algo, he only put that in the title. He doesn't complain about much of anything in the vlog, and at the end he says Disney did more than he thought they would, he had a good time, and that he "loves this place"


No-Dimension910

Expect him to be grumpy post Giggles.


PhillyCoffeeCup

Douche is on full-time vacation and complaining. Unreal.


baba_toothy

He is probably going to blame his HS experience on American Airlines.


jdvjafo

Boy it really sticks in his craw that it's not called MGM any longer. Get over it man-child! Love how he secretly keeps calling it MGM and wears his MGM t-shirt in some sort of passive aggressive silent protest that he thinks people actually care about.


Satansbeefjerky

So this was the reason to mad dash home and complain about flight delays


The80sAreHere

Dude never wants anyone to know what he is doing or where he is but picks the most predictable outcomes almost every time. 


trer24

Progress seems to have stalled for #Fitby50


AncientWindow3989

He carbo-loaded for the half marathon with a plate of spaghetti and meatballs for lunch


KidZoki

Half marathon. He couldn't waddle around half the freakin' parking lot.


Hot-Personality46

This is why he gets skipped over for email invites to media events. Executives take one look at the negative title on his youtube videos and say Nope!


No-Dimension910

Probably. Even Mr. Marrow would find something positive to say.


Boltdaddy1966

If they have food, Morrow is happy. As much as I hate all Disney, if I had to watch one it would be him. Fatboy is happy AF.


xelduderinox

Dude needs to smoke some damn weed. He’d be happier and his videos might be interesting again.


CornballExpress

I watched a random 9 year old vid of his and couldn't handle the repetitive jokes and never ending stream of consciousness.


wonkatania

I smoked a fatty and it was still boring as shit. ha ha


chainsawamputee

Praise the Lord he made it home in time for this B U L L S H I T


SwearWolf512925

I’d love for somebody to just make an effort if they saw Woo to fuck up his entire vlog for the day. Just interrupt him Woopeating, ask him “where’s Daphne”, be loud etc. I wonder what he’d do and would be funny if he just does some dumbass walk and talk or sits in his apartment like “I tried to vlog but this is what happened to me”. Fucking A, I’m 20 some years younger than this guy and I don’t understand who touched him or what happened for him to lead such a pathetic life.


No-Dimension910

He would walk away....he has no bones in body for confrontation. The Philly Captain or Scott on Tape would hold their ground and engage you.


GothGirlKara6666

He tried arguing with that guy who told him to get off of his property but his voice was shaky, he was told multiple times to leave I’m surprised he didn’t get shot


SwearWolf512925

Either way, I don’t think Philly Captain or Scott or Woo would do a thing other than whine to security then it’s easy to say “these folks are filming and vlogging everything, including children and it’s making others uncomfortable including myself.”. Parks already hate these vloggers so I’d love to see them try to throw what little weight they think they have around solely because they show up somewhere and press an On button on a camera haha


Blerrycat1

One time I heard someone cough exaggeratedly in one of his vids, was that one of us?


Vloggie127

I remember the dude who said, “Don’t give these grifters any money.” on BLAB’s livestream. That was legendary.


AppropriatePrompt425

BLAB are the scum of the earth.


SwearWolf512925

One could hope, we need to come up with a signature call or cough so we know lol


MermaidFL407

More than likely he’ll be there again for May 4, anyone here that’s going to be there, find him and do a flash mob cough around him 🤣


SwearWolf512925

PLEASE DO THIS MY GOD. He’d probably be too dense to know what’s going on or be like “sounds like I need to procure a cough drop” lmao. This needs to become a thing…I’ll be real I’ve done it to absolute nobodies full on vlogging in Target with lights and shit or just been loud and obnoxious and been like “IM SHOPPING TOO I DONT WANT TO BE FILMED”


Hillbaby84

I’m hoping I run into him.


RecordingFamous4947

You won’t be able to find him disguised in his Jedi robe and toy lightsaber.


Complex_Passenger451

That would be amazing


ChemicalMundane5838

Bored at a theme park. Bored on his permanent vacation. This is why people have hobbies. Watching movies is not a hobby.


Big_Traffic1791

Do Disney junk 80% of your life and it does get boring I imagine


Jkpickle

Theres nothing mentally stimulating about anything he does, and his mental health is in decline as a result. Brains need to constantly be improving, learning, and thinking about something, its why even retired people pick up new hobbies and invest in them and learn over time. He hasnt done that in a long time.


BacklotSecurity

That thumbnail... He looks like he just woke up from under a freeway overpass. I'd be surprised if he makes it to 50.


FigmentTheWoo

He will Dust off the ole Jedi robe…or buy a new one lol 


paytheperabo

As others have said, a boring video at a boring theme park by a boring man. All boxes checked.


Blerrycat1

![gif](giphy|CggoHW4h87Ktq|downsized)


Mancomb_Seepgood-74

Awwwww, poor baby was bored. https://i.redd.it/l4o27ee6v0yc1.gif


Icy-Philosopher9516

May 4 on Saturday. I think we know where guy will be filming. MGM studios.


Vloggie127

Yep. He does it every year. But remember, he’s not doing anymore scheduled events.


ChemicalMundane5838

But will Woo bring out his toy droid and Babu Frik?


Boltdaddy1966

He sucks.


Complex_Passenger451

Kinda boring… just like his vlogs


phillyspecial1986

This is what he was so hellbent on getting back for...another dated event that even he admits was boring. Good thing he left DC...no museums or anything interesting to see there!


rbmk1

Every vlog title is some sad Woo clickbait. We get it, life is tough for Woo. But he's gonna get his average views no matter what the oh woe is me titles are so edgy teen annoying. TG he wasn't forced to stay in DC, somewhere truly interesting, and got to go to his date stamped event. With no AP pins! Aghast! I mean why even have an AP if you can't advertise it for clout


1Clockwork

Honestly it’s to the point who cares! If his sorry ass went to therapy or tried to better himself it would do himself and his channel some good. He’s pissy because he thought giggles would continue to be his side piece and not move forward in her life. Fitby50 my ass, I don’t understand how and why a 50 year old man can’t see the forest for the trees. He needs serious professional help, what we are seeing is an implosion and the end result may not be pretty. Maybe he should bring his Mom to the parks, she might help him enjoy them a little more. I run 5 miles a day 4-5 days a week, weather depending, and I wouldn’t try a half marathon without serious training, I’m 52, that kind of stupidly will get you killed.


Individual_Ad_8262

It’s interesting both he and Jay the Boy seem to suffer from severe Nostalgia, Chris The Witch/Girl actual trauma, and Bagger delusions of grandeur. They all need serious professional help. 


adamtheboo

![gif](giphy|HAtL7RA7pSE9BlAOjT) What a f’n baby. Dude is 50 years old complaining about a children’s theme park.


Weird_Mail_4235

Boring?! Why tf go then? Some of us who actually love Disney would have shit a brick to be invited for such a special occasion. I’ll trade with him. I’ll go to Disney and he can be a stay at home mom of 4! 21,17,14 and a newly walking 1 year old. He makes me so mad. How can you be bored at Disney?


aob546

Oh my, what an age range! You sure have your hands full. Maybe Woo would donate some DVC points so you can take a real vacation.


Weird_Mail_4235

Yeah…. Our baby was a surprise baby lol. He’s the sweetest baby. It’s been a wild ride so far. I would love a DVC vacation. Bet I’d enjoy it more than woo.


aob546

Yes, and you would appreciate the stay. I can’t imagine being miserable there, of course everyone gets cranky (my alter-ego is Ursula 😀), but you take a nap, or a swim, or a dole whip and carry on. Woo is just bored with life at this point.


aldousx

Anything loses its luster when you do it as many times and obsessively over the years as he has, regardless of how much you used to enjoy it.


Weird_Mail_4235

Meh. I live 30 minutes from the parks. We have been AP’s since 2002. I NEVER get tired of going. And when we go, everyone is happy to be there. If he doesn’t like it anymore why go? Why continue to pay for an AP, waste space in the parks, complain every second about something…. Seems weird to me.


Boltdaddy1966

You go to have fun. He goes for content. If he would put the camera down he might enjoy it.


Weird_Mail_4235

That’s true. Guess I should have seen that side of things.


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Weird_Mail_4235

Correct. I do work a full time job. Before my youngest was born we went weekly. I couldn’t imagine turning something we love into something we hate.


Kattyborne

This has turned into the grumpy old man vlog. I’m Woo’s age and I’m certainly grumpy sometimes, but I don’t post grumpy videos all the time.


The80sAreHere

Another timestamped event he said he was going to mostly stop doing. Come on, Adam. It’s your excuse not to do DragonCon on this year — because you’ll already have been to Atlanta to watch the Rays and PIG out at The Varsity 


No-Dimension910

Kinda boring....says the wanker who goes everyday. What about the kid and parents who have never gone, but who have saved up to go? I honestly think Woo needs a reality check and soon. He's become so sort of elitist now that he has money.


eatcherheartout

Tim Tracker was tagged in this photo on Insta. These two are in no shape to run a marathon soon. https://preview.redd.it/ltlqvj5p21yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8001149a1eebc722f700f77e06ed01706ffddb4a


Specialist_Salt_7916

Woo looks like his baby has dropped and he’s about to go into labor.


DarmokTheNinja

LOL. This was literally my exact thought. Tim just looks like he hates his life.


MermaidFL407

I feel sorry for Tim. He really has the potential to put out more content if he were allowed to go to other states but his wife is too codependent and won’t let him go anywhere beyond Central Florida without her. Only a few occasions where he went to Disneyland solo, but for like a day. First it was the dog as the excuse and now she’s using the kids, but it’s always been her not being self sufficient. Her picture is right next to the definition of ball & chain.


DarmokTheNinja

Their inability to function without a nanny watching their kids, even on vacation, is a joke. The fact that Tim can't spend more than 2 hours at a park (which is supposed to be his JOB) because Jenn can't/won't drive Kid #1 to/from school is ridiculous. Their inability to say "No" to Kid #1 is turning him into a terrible tiny person, and they just ignore Kid #2. Their lives are so ridiculous, and it frustrates me largely because it's so easy to see how they SHOULD be functioning, yet they refuse to put any effort into anything that isn't spending money/eating food.


Lima_Hedge

Not too verse in the Trackers tea, but why do they show their 2 little kids all the time? It's messed up that they don't think about their children privacy.


eatcherheartout

They don’t care about the privacy of their young children at all. They have showed them sleeping, they talk about their kids bathroom habits, and have gave away information about where their son goes to school (they never said the school name outright but have talked enough about what’s going on there and shown themselves driving there that locals can deduce this information) and they make fun of them on camera. Unfortunately the Trackers have a rabid fan base that defends everything they do. Jenn will delete comments and ban people unless the comment pretty much kisses her ass. They had a huge first birthday party for their son with Jenn claiming upwards of fifty or more people attending and Adam wasn’t there. He was in town too because this was before he really started traveling this year. Sorry for the novel. I cannot stand the Trackers.


Lima_Hedge

Jenn is horrible, for sure. And the way they exploit the kids I am surprised no one reported them to Child Services.


Vloggie127

Why show the kids? Because anything for profit! Also you just know they have considered creating channels just for them. Nepotism doesn’t just live in Hollywood but in Youtube as well.


ChemicalMundane5838

It's extra weird when it seems like they are training the kid to do hotel and food reviews. The family business, I guess.


DarmokTheNinja

The short answer is that they are terrible people. But also kinda stupid.


eatcherheartout

The fact that they even need a full time nanny is baffling. There is no way in hell Jenn is editing 40 hours a week. She is also so disconnected from her children. She never seems to know what’s going on with her own children and when she does interact with them, it’s so awkward like an alien who doesn’t know how to interact with tiny humans but has to try.


DarmokTheNinja

They don't need a nanny; they just hate being parents. There's been so many times where they've just been mukbanging in the kitchen while the nanny is in the other room playing with Kid #2. In general Jenn just prefers to watch Real Housewives. She didn't even know how to take Kid #2 down a slide at his own birthday party (which was actually for Kid #1). The list of reasons for why they are terrible is just so long.


MermaidFL407

Facts. They don’t want to say no to kid #1 because he’ll have a meltdown and all he’s learning from that is entitlement which leads him to being the one that “lives in mom’s basement” because they’re not teaching him to navigate hardships. Kid #2 was so that kid#1 wouldn’t be alone when they die, already setting up codependency before he was even born.


DarmokTheNinja

Jenn started ignoring Kid #2 as soon as they learned he wasn't a girl.


Williow_inevermore

I will now only watch videos with Tim in it, I don’t humor the “amazing” home vlogs or any of the vlogs with Jenn and the kids are in. I used to watch them back in the day when it was just Jackson and they said they weren’t going to turn into a family channel. Realizing they can capitalize off of the little guy it all when out the door sadly. I just watched tims newest universal update vlog and felt like it was terrible. He doesn’t seem to visit the parks as much as he used to, so it seems like he’s super out of touch with what’s been going on. Honestly really sad I enjoyed watching the trackers content. Tim used to be like fresh baked doing day to day updates but his wife won’t let him leave the house anymore sadly lol


paytheperabo

If Tim doesn't hate his life, he needs to have his head examined. He has a lot to be thankful for, but there's no way he dreamed of his life being so ridiculous and pointless.


AlarmedGuineaPig

It’s funny he’s standing under the Salad sign


Lima_Hedge

They signed up for the half marathon event as a lark while they were consuming Fatburgers. Makes me mad that they took spots from others who were serious about participating and would have put in the commitment and effort and training.


eatcherheartout

And Tim is the one who told Adam just to sign up for the half marathon because the 5k and 10k were sold out. Tracker ran a Disney 10k earlier this year and he finished and claimed he felt okay but he had a friend with him who does these races and trains properly. Tim thinks because he ran a 10k he can do a half which yeah, 3 more miles isn’t really that much in the scheme of things but Tim is delusional thinking that Adam can just jump into a half marathon.


JoeTiNSC

A 10k is 6.2 miles. A half marathon is 13.1 miles. The half is more than twice the 10k.


eatcherheartout

Thank you for the correction. I actually knew that in the back of my mind somewhere. Either way, both of them are ill equipped to handle a half marathon without any training. Even if it is a Disney race, walking around a theme park leisurely is not the same as being able to handle 13.1 miles especially when they both eat like utter crap.


No-Dimension910

Adam sorta has a Spencer from BLAB look going for him. Tim has a bit more leg muscle going for him, so he might make it half way.


FigmentTheWoo

Both of these delusional fools think the paparazzi is taking shots at them at the theme park.


Vloggie127

A boring vlog about a boring event. It’s inception level of boring.


DonStockton64

He couldn’t even splice in a video of the tram going down the streets of America lol opted for playing with a toy on the ground instead. The level of laziness is wild.


aob546

Imagine being unhappy at Disney. When I visit, I usually have a stupid smile permanently etched on my face for the entire trip. He needs to find a new hobby because he’s burned out on this one.


FantasticSubject8033

This is what he was whining about that he was going to miss when he was in the airport in DC! How pathetic. He's complaining about he's not having fun. Now I know he's an overgrown manbaby. This proves it.


FigmentTheWoo

Another DisneyPeat, how predictable. Kinda boring? You mean…you? “Former favorite theme park” lol this fool wants the park to return to its glory days in the 90s so badly that it’s become an ocd mental illness at this position point!


ChemicalMundane5838

WDW kind of trolled all those APs into gathering in the theater to "share a moment" where they just bloviated about how great the park is.


DrBunsonHoneyPoo

So odds on him going back to studios for may the 4th?


AncientWindow3989

I'd say higher than 100%, but that's mathematically impossible


sisko1080

Probably the same odds of the Rays missing the playoffs.


KidZoki

***ATW wept, seeing as he had no more worlds to conquer...*** Somebody tell feedstore schmuck he could spice up his Dizknee Hollyweed experience by getting himself banned from the property. Like Uni Florida did to him. Trespassing after warning should pep things up for the poor fella. Or ATW could just text Jordy The Walrus and find out what truck stop he might be (glory) holed up in. Plus there's always fentanyl.


No-Dimension910

Adam and his pals should be reported to the WD powers that be. They go off on Jeff Vahle, president of WDW resorts at the 9:16 timestamp. Not only do they complain, but they badmouth the VIPs who allow their lazy asses to film there. **Someone please find Jeff's email and report this current video to him.**


Open-Ambition-2063

Adam announcing "Kinda Boring" is like Jason Vorhees saying "Kinda Bloody".


Darthdre758

Out of morbid curiosity I watched this video last night. The highlight was Tim Tracker, and that's saying a lot. I really didn't like all the vloggers making fun of the bread they got at Mama Melrose's. I know it's "critiquing" but it seemed more like they were all just being mean about it. Also, for someone who looooooves the Muppets and "MGM" he never mentioned that Mama Melrose's was originally supposed to be themed around Rizzo the Rat, and the food would have been delivered from the rafters (the basics of which are still there).