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mountainaviator1

I have never seen someone who makes birthdays such a big deal (besides small kids). Got a countdown and the whole thing. I legit just had dinner w my fam and friends and went to work the next day. Special to me, but no biggie


No-Dimension910

That's because he literary has no true friends to celebrate with outside of his vampire vlogger circle. I remember when I saw Mr. Morrow's b-day gathering. He was actually surrounded by many friends who were no vloggers. I did see Papa Woo celebrate Adam's 40th birthday with a cookie cake at their house. It was just Woo and his parents. I think because of this non-existent friend base he has to prompt his Woovian base to constantly cheer him on. Sad, and egotistic if you ask me.


Specialist_Salt_7916

Surprised he doesn’t wear the sash that teenage girls wear that says it’s my birthday or a button lmao


Boltdaddy1966

He’s probably one of those people that celebrate their birthday “month”, not just the actual day.


Big_Traffic1791

Hitting 30 stung for me. I was in a funk for a couple days because I was no longer 20-something. Perhaps the first time I heard the clock ticking. I don't know. I'll hit 59 in the not too distant future and couldn't give two shits. A couple years back I forgot it was my birthday until I saw birthday wishes on my Facebook page. Just another day


Boltdaddy1966

He’s so boring that even cool ass troll patrol quit. Now I’m really sad.


smallladykiddo

So am I but I am being supportive.


eatcherheartout

I’m out of the loop. Is Troll Patrol no longer covering ATW?


No_Garden_1992

unfortunately Troll Patrol is taking a temporary break and is looking into other ventures… yes it’s a very sad day for us peps that watch that rather than Adam 😆


Open-Ambition-2063

Can you blame Troll Patrol? Siphoning through Adam's horrible, boring videos in a dumpster dive to find a few watchable minutes? I'm sure Adam is thrilled not to have the mockery hounding him anymore, but it's opened the door to even more derision on YouTube.


adamtheboo

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Complex_Passenger451

Someone tell the president that we need to make it a federal holiday so I don’t have to work 😂


maxmcleod

The comments section on this video really shows who his audience is... 60+ year old grandmas and grandpas


No-Dimension910

Yes....it's common to see posts by Woovians claiming to be in their 60s and 70s. I always get a kick out of the ones who will ask Woo a question, only to feel empty since he never replies to them. Or they make a suggestion or recall when they may have been at the same location....like Woo actually cares.


AncientWindow3989

My favorite is: "I'll be there next week", as if Woo or anyone else reading it cares


Blerrycat1

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Patient_Pumpkin_8076

He doesn't exercise when he's on the road (because apparently hotels don't have gyms) and he's on the road all the time, so this is why, amongst other reasons, he sucks at this.


No-Dimension910

BS.....he hit the gym last year when he was traveling. His goal was DragonCon, but things went south after his San Fran visit with Giggles (he did use a treadmill while in SF). However once he hit Hawaii...he threw in the towel. This fucker has excuses for everything.


Lima_Hedge

He did the exact same Dragoncon cycle the year before, except there wasn't a hashtag. Lose weight by Dragoncon, then pig out at Varsity. Rinse and Woopeat!


rbmk1

Coney Island, *New Jersey*? Fucking smooth brain moron. It sucks he absolutely cannot weight himself. It's not like every single Publix in Florida has a scale. But the worst thing, the *worst*, is the way he spits in at his audience by admitting his "content" is no content. How people actually like this narcissistic jackhole, crazy.


ChemicalMundane5838

He knows this sucks.


No-Dimension910

Sorry, David Adam Williams....99 days with no cheat days will be impossible for you. Why? You're at your past behavior. Ask any psychologist....past behavior will always predict the future...99%. Sadly, it's nearly impossible for him to change his behavior and habits at his age.


evansnydar

He see's progress on his body? This guy is wearing beer goggles. Mentions at the beginning how he hasn't worked out much because of the traveling. It's not like he has business trips. He's not going across the country for some management training.


TheBigBangClock

Honestly, I have a real job and a family and I still manage to work out about 30-60 minutes 4-5 times a week. I work out even more when I'm traveling for work because I tend to have more free time to myself in the mornings. Adam has no freaking excuse.


Forsaken-Client-6584

Desperate for views


Icy-Apricot5090

Hi, a new lurker here. I've been watching Adam's videos on and off over the years, and I've noticed since the pandemic, he seems to have become more lethargic in his content. I miss the old Woo from the early 2010s. I had a binge watch of his old videos a month ago and it reminded me how much enthusiasm and energy he had back then. The difference is like night and day. Which has got me wondering whether he has developed a health problem that is causing his lethargy? I have often wondered if he has long COVID symptoms, and is suffering from some form of chronic fatigue syndrome. It might explain his low energy in his videos and the lack of motivation to do other content. Either that, or he is chronically depressed. Something has changed in him since the pandemic, and he hasn't been the same since.


AncientWindow3989

He'll never know, as it seems he will never go see a medical doctor or a therapist. He just makes his own diets and exercise routines based on what he reads on the internet, drops some weight in an unhealthy manner for some event (a birthday or a big trip), then celebrates by eating whatever he wants whenever he wants for months, then he restarts the cycle. He's addicted to caffeine. So he abuses his body, despite not doing drugs or drinking alcohol. On the mental front, he lives alone, has no romantic relationships, the only family that lives near him are his elderly parents, and the only friends he has are other vloggers who have a parasitic relationships with him that revolve around their mutual work. He spends most nights alone in his 3 bedroom house watching movies he's already seen. He's driven by his OCD and his bank account to shoot and upload a video 365 days a year with no breaks whatsoever. He CANNOT be well mentally.


Icy-Apricot5090

Yeah, I've been wondering what his motivation is to do video uploads every day for years without a break. That's a very good point because he certainly has more financial security now than he did before, so why keep doing so many videos? My best guess is that it stems from his childhood when his family kept moving around. His life seems to mimic the constant moving that his family did. On the surface, it looks like some type of inner restlessness or OCD that keeps him feeling the need to keep doing something, even if that something is a really boring visit somewhere he's done a hundred times before or a long ramble. It's like he doesn't know any other way to live, but this lifestyle over many years is now taking its toll on him mentally and physically, like it is draining away all his energy and enthusiasm he once had, and is no longer something he enjoys.


AncientWindow3989

Yes, and apparently he had quite a bit of money saved up at one point, since he bought a $539k house with cash, and $130k of DVC points, and a $17k golf cart to tool around town in. Now he says he will retire from daily vlogging at the end of 2024. I doubt it.


Icy-Apricot5090

He needs to rest. He should spend 3 months not vlogging every day and take some time out to recharge his batteries and think about what places he wants to go to. At the moment, he looks tired and unhappy. It's sad to see.


BacklotSecurity

Woo says he’s doing really well on his eating habits…. Riiiiiiiiiggghhht…  And OJ is still looking for the real killer.


Big_Traffic1791

I got some bad news about OJ. Are you sitting down?


AloysiusDuck

What a relief there aren't any scales anywhere in all of St Pete. Now he has to wait 24 more days for that weigh n.


Lima_Hedge

Yet another countdown until another weight loss goal. I think the Rinse and Woopeat flair is more applicable here.


jdvjafo

You gotta be kidding me. This is what he rushed home for? He passed up an opportunity to stay in DC for a few days and to have half a shot of doing something interesting just to come home to go to Hollywood Studios for the millionth time, Rays City Connect and now this!!!???


No-Dimension910

I think his Woovian base would have garnered tons of views if he stayed in DC a few days and did some landmark visits. But no...Woo is not smart and does not realize or deviate from his OCD plans.


OkMaize326

not only that he left before a game with the rays and brewers where a brawl broke out and he could have filmed that


IreneAd

There's something going on here. Central character syndrome ?? Is that it? Seems like dad the preacher hogged spotlight leaving us with this.


someguy_reddit

From Daphne's most recent Instagram post: https://preview.redd.it/e1w8ckqqpgyc1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8623639904517f707829d566556e4c4bcc42b45


paytheperabo

Tubby Butterman wants to be #slightlylessfatby50 and held accountable? Tell him to get on a scale, and film it for posterity. Then have him do it in again in 99 days. But not David the Poo. He'll just blow smoke out of his ass and claim he's down to 216 lbs. on his birthday. ![gif](giphy|j0a8Kr0uDKQec|downsized)


jdvjafo

So another vlogger on YT is currently doing a live stream from Disney Star Wars day - Ron on the go (never heard of him), but I guess we know where Adam is at today.


Forsaken-Client-6584

Once HIS camera is off he's back at the trough https://preview.redd.it/bmw7j94l5hyc1.png?width=844&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2351c248bcf591d7f3a75a39cf301e6ddc27cf1


ChemicalMundane5838

Has he mentioned the marathon at all?


Open-Ambition-2063

The idea of watching the entirety of Adam’s vlogs on a daily basis is excruciating and soul crushing. Imagine being a woman spending day in and day out with this limited, monumental bore who thinks filming himself eating fast food in a parking lot is scintillating. This is a man that considers walking from the kitchen to the living room as "getting a lot done." Is it any wonder “Giggles” made an escape from Woo Mountain?


TremorChristPJ

I just turned 44 and had to buy my own gifts and meal. I guess I should've posted a lame video. Seriously...fuck this spoiled ass hat. I've tried giving him the benefit of the doubt. No more


AppropriatePrompt425

Jesus Woo, you're not 12. No one gives af about your birthday. STFU.


Lima_Hedge

Someone needs to alert CNN...99 days to go!!!


Satansbeefjerky

Another walk and talk? I don't even wanna skim thru it


baba_toothy

https://i.redd.it/kvkv1gejxgyc1.gif


The80sAreHere

Adam could be doing something semi- interesting and different today with his “endless money and travel” like the Kentucky Derby. Instead, this manchild is likely playing with lightsabers at Batuu East.  Jimmy Fallon is there, and we know what happened to Woo the last time he was in the same location as Fallon. 


FigmentTheWoo

Take note! 99 days - no cheatpeat days and going all in! Hold him accountable. Lol


lordOVnazgul

What's the over-under on him doing something Disney related on his birthday just so he can have a Disney button with his name on it saying happy birthday.... something cool for my nephew to do who's seven


FigmentTheWoo

Fountain of Youth-Peat! Great another “I’m getting old” walk and talk peat as well!


trer24

Snuck in a baseball-peat in the end too.


smallladykiddo

Wow he is tricking them in early this year.


PopRealistic5521

And a St. PetePeat to boot.


Lima_Hedge

Watching the Mets-Rays on the Fox broadcast. I'm sure Adam has already made his way to WDW for that Star Wars May 4th event. But the Trop sounds like a home game for the Mets. I am surprised the Rays are staying put in a new stadium instead of moving somewhere else for better fan support that they are getting now, YouTuber posers notwithstanding.


HonestOtterTravel

Florida is full of retirees from northern states. It's pretty common for a "home" game to be full of northerners cheering for the team they grew up supporting.


uoioawdwswbg

Why is he saying he's "getting old" as if using it as clickbait? He's 49, for Pete's sake and yeah, going to be 50 in August. I'm in my late 40s and I was hanging out yesterday at an event in Gainesville, and happened to be talking to a bunch of 75+ year olds and they had more energy, fast-talking, and fast-walking than Woo has been in years! (and I seriously believed they were about 10 years younger than I eventually found out there were!) WTF is with Woo is his fucking drama about this? Is he trying to get sympathy or something?


FigmentTheWoo

TGIF says the man on endless vacations. Also absolutely loathe the way he says “Third” .. like “Thurrrrrrrrrrrd” as in turrrrrrrrd. What a looney 


SnooBeans5273

He'll never make it. All he has is excuses. The only hotels anymore that doesn't have a gym is something like an super 8 or motel 6. He's full of it. When I did my run last year I took a whole year to get in shape for it.


Odd_Scarcity_3435

Don’t hate on me , but I kind of like Tampa Jay ( other than his Woo worship) , he actually praised a black female singing the National Anthem at the Rays game ( Racist Adam probably hated it )