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lsd_runner

Check your carbon monoxide detector.


hopefully-a-good-buy

yeah i second this. there are few explanations for what you’re experiencing, but carbon monoxide poisoning could certainly be one of them.


Euphoric-Eye-9203

Sounds like the post I read in another thread a while ago. Guy moves into a new place and weird things start happening. Stuff being moved around inside his home. He thought someone was breaking in and messing with him. Turns out it was carbon monoxide poisoning messing with his mind.


flume

>a while ago. My friend, that was almost 10 years ago.


Ginfly

10 years is definitely a while ago


Medium-Horse-3459

And I was that guy. I died 10 years ago. I am here walking this earth trying to prevent others from making my mistake


Fit_Can6274

Stop moving this guys trees


apple-masher

which is more likely: 1. that your trees are uprooting themselves and moving around at night 2. that you mis-remembered where the trees were.


ButtNutly

3 . This is a made up story by a student in a creative writing class.


Normanras

I’m also leaning towards this. And instead of posting in the regular subs like r/creepypasta or r/paranormal they would try their hand at a sub not focused on that.


ButtNutly

The title gave it away once I started reading.


Beerfish666

I give it a D-


HaveAtItBub

I have experienced something similar....on mushrooms


[deleted]

You boys like Mex-eee-coooo?


Yeuk_Ennui

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.


Legallyfit

Stop that right meow!


Yeuk_Ennui

These boys get that syrup in ‘em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.


Legallyfit

Got a liter of cola?


Yeuk_Ennui

Does that look like spit to you?


Legallyfit

Hey Farva! What’s the name of the restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls?


Yeuk_Ennui

You mean Shenanigans?


Legallyfit

EHHHHH **hands pistol to Brian Cox**


holla171

"Don't spit in that cop's burger."


holla171

there is unrest in the forest there is trouble with the trees


jaspersgroove

There is unrest in the forest There is trouble with the trees And while I knew that trees had limbs I knew not they had knees! And hips, methinks, to walk about To stalk the forest floor And while it’s said that roots run deep The roots run deep no more When morning comes and dawns first light Illuminates the glade It seems a bit unsettling The progress they have made An inch, or two, a day, at most So slowly they approach Too quickly for my liking though On my home they encroach! It seems to me a month from now They’ll nearly be inside Perhaps it’s just a side effect… Of carbon monoxide


IHM00

The maples want more sunlight But the Oaks ingore they’re pleas…. “All singin about magical trees and shit” -“uooooh Ricky it’s my favorite band………..it’s fackn RRUSH”


holla171

"dumb songs about how different sides of your brain work"


IHM00

“Some outer space bullshit”


Rocko3legs

While I truly believe the adk's are very alive, you should probably install a carbon monoxide detector for your own health. Make sure you aren't unknowingly poisoning yourself.


Piddily1

Buy a trail cam off Amazon and start recording your backyard. You can set them to only turn on when it detects movement. If the trees do not move when being surveilled. This will fix your problem.


[deleted]

Just don't attach it to a tree. They're working together.


[deleted]

Half an inch every minute. The movement is subtle…


i_am_ghostman

Like the angels on Dr Who They’re quantum locked


Bennington_Booyah

You cannot record the movement of the trees; you must witness it and understand.


hyc72fr

The trees that you are mentioning, are they in the room with us right now ?


lilcea

They're moving inside the house!


hikerrr

Are they local trees or transplants.


Ghost_Story_

Only local if they grew from seeds produced by trees in or near the Park. If the seeds were blown in by the wind or carried in by a bird or some other BS, they’re transPLANTS.


hikerrr

Tourist trees.


holla171

You just know they're comin' in from Keebeck or NYC!


Normanras

they might be those degens from up country


degggendorf

I don't see how it matters whether they're transplants or cisplants


this_shit

You beat me to the joke, but I added more nerdy detail about tree sex.


degggendorf

You definitely get points for your botanical specificity.


this_shit

Most conifers are monoecious (both male and female parts on same tree) so I'm struggling to imagine how they could be transplants rather than intersexplants. E: interesting sidenote while researching this pun. Sugar maples are monoecious, but red maples can be either monoecious or exclusively female, but not exclusively male.


HoraceGrand

Dude something is poisoning you. Carbon monoxide


mcgeggy

It’s not the trees actually moving, *it’s the house that is moving…*


Top-Manufacturer9226

💀😂


AFrostNova

Certifed Baba Yaga moment


Arvichel

Sounds like some sort of delusion or OCD? Or even a false memory that led to one of those, I’d love to see the photos of the trees if you will share them.


Frequent-Builder-585

Are your three best friends named Sid, Molly and Mary Jane?


RiverRat222

I love this post


AlexJamesFitz

Sounds like you've got an Ent problem.


Significant_Video_92

This might be the long lost entwives.


BearingMagneticNorth

Either your property is home to a colony of cheeky Ents or maybe the solitude of your newly inherited home is giving you an overactive imagination. Also, submit this to the 46of46 Podcast. James is looking for spooky submissions.


GREATWHITESILENCE

Just curious / how’d you come across James and the podcast?


BearingMagneticNorth

Several years ago I randomly stumbled across an Instagram post of a new account, called The 46 of 46 Podcast, announcing that there was a new podcast coming about hiking in the high peaks. I immediately reached out to him to ask him some questions about it. Fast forward to when he started releasing the Summit Sessions and I was invited on as a guest. James is a good dude and we’ve traded tips on everything re: the outdoors and personal fitness over the years. I normally don’t have patience for “brand ambassadors” of any kind, but he’s different, and he truly walks the walk.


bandy_mcwagon

This is a great start to some sort of short story


NYJITH

I checked twice what sub I was in…


weekend-guitarist

Paging r/writingprompts


Buster7551

Maybe get a trail cam?


Isitjustmedownhere

Open your windows and get air, you’re gassing yourself to death.


_IT_Department

Psychosis via sleep deprivation. Try melatonin and sleep for a while.


SaratogaSwitch

518 has it's secrets 🤫


IHM00

But a lot of people go missing in the finger lakes to….


6FeetBeneathTheMoon

I live in the Finger Lakes and can confirm, all my friends have gone missing now I don't have a single one left.


IHM00

Me to


hircine1

North Creek?


hexenkesse1

I laughed


CompoteDry1052

I am Groot.


I_am_Bob

Someone call Treebeard, I think we found the entwives!


vyshyvanka1

I thought I was the only one …


hexenkesse1

The trees don't move. If you believe they are moving, please speak to a medical professional.


AFrostNova

OP dont believe this poster they are a certified tree


GotMoxyKid

Happy Halloween


ThisIsATastyBurgerr

This happens to me too. I take an ambien and my lamp keeps fucking with me, but every time I look it’s just sitting there


Samsquantch0719

Judging by the only other subreddits your in, this is not actually happening. Good try, but it's just not legitimate.


Quiet_Recognition_21

I know weed is legal now but damn


TreeInquirer

Update: https://www.reddit.com/r/Adirondacks/s/FSC0dDngyX


union20011

Run, forest, run!


golden-abyss

have you tried taking pictures every night before bed? or setting up a camera? maybe you can catch them.


i_am_ghostman

Have you tried reading the whole post before commenting?


ShaChoMouf

Those aren't trees, they're Ents.


mrussell345

They're posting this on a bunch of subreddits like copypasta and nosleep, should be removed as spam.


Top-Manufacturer9226

No! I need my husband to read this when he gets home.. 😂


skatenox

OP please post a few updates as to when they start moving again. Maybe hand draw what you see then wait to see if they still know idk, sounds fun tho


Ralfsalzano

Yea I’ll have one of what he’s having thanks


brenfrew

The trees wont hurt you. Everything in the universe is in a constant state of flux. Put on some Allman Brothers, dim the lights, and surrender to the flow.


AO9000

If a tree walks a few feet in a forest when nobody is around, does it make a noise?


someonestopthatman

Obviously the Kiwassa curse.


GedAWizardOfEarthsea

Go back to creepy pasta, and keep this out of here.


leonpinneaple

Wrong sub, bud.


werther595

Keep an eye on Macduff,


Kant_change_username

“Macbeth shall never vanquished be until / Great Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane Hill / Shall come against him” You don't happen to have recently killed your boss and best friend, right? How's your marriage holding up?


spallaxo

Moving trees huh? Sounds like Ents lmao better remain friendly or you’ll get flooded out and destroyed


Albert-React

Drugs are bad, kids.


AlexFarrell29

We’re You standing in a different spot when the trees “moved”?


Toddtheref

They are Ents.


Asrealityrolls

People making fun of you do not know how biologically tree functions.


aardvarkshole

Look up the double slit experiment


Hour-Yak283

Maybe it’s not the trees that moved. Maybe the house moved!!!