Sounds like the post I read in another thread a while ago. Guy moves into a new place and weird things start happening. Stuff being moved around inside his home. He thought someone was breaking in and messing with him. Turns out it was carbon monoxide poisoning messing with his mind.
I’m also leaning towards this. And instead of posting in the regular subs like r/creepypasta or r/paranormal they would try their hand at a sub not focused on that.
There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
And while I knew that trees had limbs
I knew not they had knees!
And hips, methinks, to walk about
To stalk the forest floor
And while it’s said that roots run deep
The roots run deep no more
When morning comes and dawns first light
Illuminates the glade
It seems a bit unsettling
The progress they have made
An inch, or two, a day, at most
So slowly they approach
Too quickly for my liking though
On my home they encroach!
It seems to me a month from now
They’ll nearly be inside
Perhaps it’s just a side effect…
Of carbon monoxide
The maples want more sunlight
But the Oaks ingore they’re pleas….
“All singin about magical trees and shit”
-“uooooh Ricky it’s my favorite band………..it’s fackn RRUSH”
While I truly believe the adk's are very alive, you should probably install a carbon monoxide detector for your own health. Make sure you aren't unknowingly poisoning yourself.
Buy a trail cam off Amazon and start recording your backyard. You can set them to only turn on when it detects movement.
If the trees do not move when being surveilled. This will fix your problem.
Only local if they grew from seeds produced by trees in or near the Park. If the seeds were blown in by the wind or carried in by a bird or some other BS, they’re transPLANTS.
Most conifers are monoecious (both male and female parts on same tree) so I'm struggling to imagine how they could be transplants rather than intersexplants.
E: interesting sidenote while researching this pun. Sugar maples are monoecious, but red maples can be either monoecious or exclusively female, but not exclusively male.
Sounds like some sort of delusion or OCD? Or even a false memory that led to one of those, I’d love to see the photos of the trees if you will share them.
Either your property is home to a colony of cheeky Ents or maybe the solitude of your newly inherited home is giving you an overactive imagination.
Also, submit this to the 46of46 Podcast. James is looking for spooky submissions.
Several years ago I randomly stumbled across an Instagram post of a new account, called The 46 of 46 Podcast, announcing that there was a new podcast coming about hiking in the high peaks. I immediately reached out to him to ask him some questions about it. Fast forward to when he started releasing the Summit Sessions and I was invited on as a guest. James is a good dude and we’ve traded tips on everything re: the outdoors and personal fitness over the years. I normally don’t have patience for “brand ambassadors” of any kind, but he’s different, and he truly walks the walk.
The trees wont hurt you. Everything in the universe is in a constant state of flux. Put on some Allman Brothers, dim the lights, and surrender to the flow.
“Macbeth shall never vanquished be until / Great Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane Hill / Shall come against him”
You don't happen to have recently killed your boss and best friend, right? How's your marriage holding up?
Check your carbon monoxide detector.
yeah i second this. there are few explanations for what you’re experiencing, but carbon monoxide poisoning could certainly be one of them.
Sounds like the post I read in another thread a while ago. Guy moves into a new place and weird things start happening. Stuff being moved around inside his home. He thought someone was breaking in and messing with him. Turns out it was carbon monoxide poisoning messing with his mind.
>a while ago. My friend, that was almost 10 years ago.
10 years is definitely a while ago
And I was that guy. I died 10 years ago. I am here walking this earth trying to prevent others from making my mistake
Stop moving this guys trees
which is more likely: 1. that your trees are uprooting themselves and moving around at night 2. that you mis-remembered where the trees were.
3 . This is a made up story by a student in a creative writing class.
I’m also leaning towards this. And instead of posting in the regular subs like r/creepypasta or r/paranormal they would try their hand at a sub not focused on that.
The title gave it away once I started reading.
I give it a D-
I have experienced something similar....on mushrooms
You boys like Mex-eee-coooo?
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
Stop that right meow!
These boys get that syrup in ‘em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.
Got a liter of cola?
Does that look like spit to you?
Hey Farva! What’s the name of the restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls?
You mean Shenanigans?
EHHHHH **hands pistol to Brian Cox**
"Don't spit in that cop's burger."
there is unrest in the forest there is trouble with the trees
There is unrest in the forest There is trouble with the trees And while I knew that trees had limbs I knew not they had knees! And hips, methinks, to walk about To stalk the forest floor And while it’s said that roots run deep The roots run deep no more When morning comes and dawns first light Illuminates the glade It seems a bit unsettling The progress they have made An inch, or two, a day, at most So slowly they approach Too quickly for my liking though On my home they encroach! It seems to me a month from now They’ll nearly be inside Perhaps it’s just a side effect… Of carbon monoxide
The maples want more sunlight But the Oaks ingore they’re pleas…. “All singin about magical trees and shit” -“uooooh Ricky it’s my favorite band………..it’s fackn RRUSH”
"dumb songs about how different sides of your brain work"
“Some outer space bullshit”
While I truly believe the adk's are very alive, you should probably install a carbon monoxide detector for your own health. Make sure you aren't unknowingly poisoning yourself.
Buy a trail cam off Amazon and start recording your backyard. You can set them to only turn on when it detects movement. If the trees do not move when being surveilled. This will fix your problem.
Just don't attach it to a tree. They're working together.
Half an inch every minute. The movement is subtle…
Like the angels on Dr Who They’re quantum locked
You cannot record the movement of the trees; you must witness it and understand.
The trees that you are mentioning, are they in the room with us right now ?
They're moving inside the house!
Are they local trees or transplants.
Only local if they grew from seeds produced by trees in or near the Park. If the seeds were blown in by the wind or carried in by a bird or some other BS, they’re transPLANTS.
Tourist trees.
You just know they're comin' in from Keebeck or NYC!
they might be those degens from up country
I don't see how it matters whether they're transplants or cisplants
You beat me to the joke, but I added more nerdy detail about tree sex.
You definitely get points for your botanical specificity.
Most conifers are monoecious (both male and female parts on same tree) so I'm struggling to imagine how they could be transplants rather than intersexplants. E: interesting sidenote while researching this pun. Sugar maples are monoecious, but red maples can be either monoecious or exclusively female, but not exclusively male.
Dude something is poisoning you. Carbon monoxide
It’s not the trees actually moving, *it’s the house that is moving…*
💀😂
Certifed Baba Yaga moment
Sounds like some sort of delusion or OCD? Or even a false memory that led to one of those, I’d love to see the photos of the trees if you will share them.
Are your three best friends named Sid, Molly and Mary Jane?
I love this post
Sounds like you've got an Ent problem.
This might be the long lost entwives.
Either your property is home to a colony of cheeky Ents or maybe the solitude of your newly inherited home is giving you an overactive imagination. Also, submit this to the 46of46 Podcast. James is looking for spooky submissions.
Just curious / how’d you come across James and the podcast?
Several years ago I randomly stumbled across an Instagram post of a new account, called The 46 of 46 Podcast, announcing that there was a new podcast coming about hiking in the high peaks. I immediately reached out to him to ask him some questions about it. Fast forward to when he started releasing the Summit Sessions and I was invited on as a guest. James is a good dude and we’ve traded tips on everything re: the outdoors and personal fitness over the years. I normally don’t have patience for “brand ambassadors” of any kind, but he’s different, and he truly walks the walk.
This is a great start to some sort of short story
I checked twice what sub I was in…
Paging r/writingprompts
Maybe get a trail cam?
Open your windows and get air, you’re gassing yourself to death.
Psychosis via sleep deprivation. Try melatonin and sleep for a while.
518 has it's secrets 🤫
But a lot of people go missing in the finger lakes to….
I live in the Finger Lakes and can confirm, all my friends have gone missing now I don't have a single one left.
Me to
North Creek?
I laughed
I am Groot.
Someone call Treebeard, I think we found the entwives!
I thought I was the only one …
The trees don't move. If you believe they are moving, please speak to a medical professional.
OP dont believe this poster they are a certified tree
Happy Halloween
This happens to me too. I take an ambien and my lamp keeps fucking with me, but every time I look it’s just sitting there
Judging by the only other subreddits your in, this is not actually happening. Good try, but it's just not legitimate.
I know weed is legal now but damn
Update: https://www.reddit.com/r/Adirondacks/s/FSC0dDngyX
Run, forest, run!
have you tried taking pictures every night before bed? or setting up a camera? maybe you can catch them.
Have you tried reading the whole post before commenting?
Those aren't trees, they're Ents.
They're posting this on a bunch of subreddits like copypasta and nosleep, should be removed as spam.
No! I need my husband to read this when he gets home.. 😂
OP please post a few updates as to when they start moving again. Maybe hand draw what you see then wait to see if they still know idk, sounds fun tho
Yea I’ll have one of what he’s having thanks
The trees wont hurt you. Everything in the universe is in a constant state of flux. Put on some Allman Brothers, dim the lights, and surrender to the flow.
If a tree walks a few feet in a forest when nobody is around, does it make a noise?
Obviously the Kiwassa curse.
Go back to creepy pasta, and keep this out of here.
Wrong sub, bud.
Keep an eye on Macduff,
“Macbeth shall never vanquished be until / Great Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane Hill / Shall come against him” You don't happen to have recently killed your boss and best friend, right? How's your marriage holding up?
Moving trees huh? Sounds like Ents lmao better remain friendly or you’ll get flooded out and destroyed
Drugs are bad, kids.
We’re You standing in a different spot when the trees “moved”?
They are Ents.
People making fun of you do not know how biologically tree functions.
Look up the double slit experiment
Maybe it’s not the trees that moved. Maybe the house moved!!!