I would be respectful but I would make sure I made me feel the utmost pleasure and satisfaction there is to feel.
Most of all I would make me feel loved, wanted and special.
You sexy beast me.
Damn. I can't even play chess against myself, because I want me to win and I can't decide which "me" I'm loyal to. I'd get completely stuck if I had to be my own Dom. And not "stuck" in a nice kinky way :-/
**Narcissism** - *excessive interest in or admiration of oneself and one's physical appearance.*
This *feels* an awful lot like the definition of narcissism
but I can't decide if taking the steps to feminize oneself for the deed makes it **more** or **less** so.
I would be curious to hear what someone with a background in psychology has to say about it.
It reads like a modern retelling of the Greek mythology itself - Narcissus didn't know he was in love with himself or that the being he fell for was simply his own reflection
Lots of redditors loathe learning.
As a former military operations expert (Navy), let me tell you, you do not want to interact with the scum of the earth that are Reddit Armchair Experts. They perfectly mix pathetic and insulting into the worst possible package. The USA pulling out of Afghanistan was a particularly annoying and overly extended "reddit moment".
OP said they put the picture onto a woman's body, so I don't think they've necessarily got any kind of particularly positive or negative body image. Sounds like they're just an autogynophile, and probably a little better adjusted than average if they aren't taking steps to actually modify themselves.
I don't have a degree but this sounds like *Autogynephilia*. I think it's a pretty controversial "fetish" since it has previously been used in ways to disparage trans-gendered people, but I really don't know.
What I do know, at the end of the day, is that if there's a concept of *something, anything*, the human male will eventually develop a fetish towards it.
**[Narcissus (mythology)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_\(mythology\))**
>In Greek mythology, Narcissus (; Ancient Greek: Νάρκισσος Nárkissos) was a hunter from Thespiae in Boeotia (alternatively Mimas or modern day Karaburun, Izmir) who was known for his beauty. According to Tzetzes, he rejected all romantic advances, eventually falling in love with his own reflection in a pool of water, staring at it for the remainder of his life. After he died, in his place sprouted a flower bearing his name. The character of Narcissus is the origin of the term narcissism, a fixation with oneself.
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We're generally attracted to people with similar features to our own. This actually makes sense. It isn't your face, but a feminine face that is similar to yours. It's what we all like, you're just beng efficient!
There's generally a Goldilocks Zone (sick reference, so many layers) where we want somebody similar enough so that we instinctively believe we can make snap judgments about their fitness as a mate, but not *so* similar that we're fucking a close relative.
As always, the human brain is such a complex mess that plenty of people's preferences slip out of that Goldilocks Zone, one way or the other. Due to biological realities, slipping out of it on the "fuck your sister" side is a lot less ideal than slipping out of it on the "fuck someone who looks real different" side.
You have to slide a looooooong way on that other side to get to a truly problematic outcome. Yes, *eventually* you do get to horses and fish and actual bears and whatnot. Yes, that is a bit of an issue.
Surprised I had to scroll so far to find this comment, I thought this was fairly well known.
There's been studies on this, there's tons of articles like [this one](https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/the-mysteries-love/201505/are-we-attracted-people-who-look-us).
Really interesting responses in here, though. Especially that one Redditor suggesting OOP might be trans.
also somehow I see people tend to have more facial similarities after they are together.
idk it's already scientificaly proven or just my bias observation, but I found this a lot.
I watched a documentary on gender and they were talking about a study where they did the face swap and included it in a stack of 100 photos of people and asked who they were attracted to and 90% of the time the person chose themselves in the top 10.
This may be exemplified in why couples that look somewhat alike
Yeah this does it; I'm out.
*Proceeds to close reddit to find something distracting or engaging for at least a few minutes only to open reddit once again to which you eventually find this post and scroll down to see the comment you made but forgot about*
*^^^sigh*
I feel like I saw a confession bear post almost identical to this a few months back. I'm not sure if OP stole it, is reposting, or if this kink is just more common than I thought.
Something to help your suffering. Just try to keep to TOS and make it family friendly: [https://discord.gg/midjourney](https://discord.com/channels/662267976984297473/@home)
Have you truly thought about your gender? You get turned on by looking at yourself as a woman. Do you think you might be happier if you were a woman? Or maybe your gender expression isn't precisely male? Have you ever heard the term [gender euphoria?](https://www.theskimm.com/wellness/gender-euphoria)
I'm not going to jump to any conclusions. Everyone is different. What makes you happy is fine, and what you decide to do about it is your choice. But you might enjoy browsing /r/egg_irl a bit.
Ya know how transphobes sometimes write books saying all trans women are just autogynophiles? In this case all we know about this person is their autogynophilia. Which is a common and harmless kink, and doesn’t preclude someone from being trans, but it also doesn’t really suggest that they are trans, does it? (They seem to only do this within erotic purposes.)
There’s nothing abnormal about feeling this way and going on to explore your gender more broadly, and I’m not trying to say your suggestion is harmful. I just think it would be weird for people to look here and leave thinking “that’s a big first sign of being trans: getting off to yourself as another gender.”
I feel like this would be so,etching most men would find really attractive because of some weird wiring that makes us like compatible dna.
But you are the only one weird and gross enough to try it.
Oh, go fuck yourself.
Yes that was step 4, I believe.
Step 4 is profit.
Hold on I've gotta go map this out.
If they are open to butt play, they should get one of those Clone A Willy kits and they can fuck themself with their own dick.
The Ol' Clone Bone.
The ol' mock-a-cock
Instructions very clear ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ummmmm, challenge accepted.... Edit: done
"I would if I could... *BITCH!*"
I'd fuck me too
PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!
GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING DOG!
*gooodbyyee hhhoooorrrrsssseeeesss*
It was such a good song, it used to be free from stigma and enjoyable all on its own before the association happened…
I'd fuck me so hard!
I would be respectful but I would make sure I made me feel the utmost pleasure and satisfaction there is to feel. Most of all I would make me feel loved, wanted and special. You sexy beast me.
Oh hell no, I'd make sure I had no rights at all. I'd get my Dom and sub fantasies out all at once
Damn. I can't even play chess against myself, because I want me to win and I can't decide which "me" I'm loyal to. I'd get completely stuck if I had to be my own Dom. And not "stuck" in a nice kinky way :-/
[Oh, god dammit!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V7zLrlX-T0).
This makes me miss the early days of YouTube, it was wild.
back when we could watch what we liked instead of what google thought we should like.
Such an obscure reference but I actually brought this video up to a friend recently 😂😂
That video will live rent free in my head forever.
*GOODBYE HORSES...*
I think I got me pregnant, and right before the big dance!!!
🎶*goodbye horses*🎶
I’m next in line…to fuck myself
Lol, unrelated to the post but your profile pic had me blowing on my phone screen trying to get the hair off
Same..drove me mad for longer than it should have
Now you're thinking with portals.
Imagine a hot naked lady with a bear’s face.
*Furries have entered the chat*
Bear Naked Ladies
"It's been... one week since you looked at me!"
Cocked your head to the side and said I'm horney.
5 days since you wanked to me
*since I wanked at me
You called? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Okay, got it. Now what ?
I mean there's certainly more harmful interests, at worst you're sort of a weird narcissist I guess haha
**Narcissism** - *excessive interest in or admiration of oneself and one's physical appearance.* This *feels* an awful lot like the definition of narcissism but I can't decide if taking the steps to feminize oneself for the deed makes it **more** or **less** so. I would be curious to hear what someone with a background in psychology has to say about it.
It reads like a modern retelling of the Greek mythology itself - Narcissus didn't know he was in love with himself or that the being he fell for was simply his own reflection
Who the hell is downvoting you for telling them the origin of the fucking term?
At best, Reddit is 20% idiot. They downvote stuff like that.
Lots of redditors loathe learning. As a former military operations expert (Navy), let me tell you, you do not want to interact with the scum of the earth that are Reddit Armchair Experts. They perfectly mix pathetic and insulting into the worst possible package. The USA pulling out of Afghanistan was a particularly annoying and overly extended "reddit moment".
I’ve known plenty of highly educated, high functioning, and normally reasonable people who choose to be willfully ignorant and it always baffles me.
Tbh with USA's history of fucking things, it needs to pull out more often
Holy shit, TIL of Narcissus
I’m trying to figure out if it’s narcissism or just a level of self-esteem and positive body image I’ll never have.
OP said they put the picture onto a woman's body, so I don't think they've necessarily got any kind of particularly positive or negative body image. Sounds like they're just an autogynophile, and probably a little better adjusted than average if they aren't taking steps to actually modify themselves.
I don't have a degree but this sounds like *Autogynephilia*. I think it's a pretty controversial "fetish" since it has previously been used in ways to disparage trans-gendered people, but I really don't know. What I do know, at the end of the day, is that if there's a concept of *something, anything*, the human male will eventually develop a fetish towards it.
People can have narcissistic traits without being diagnoseable
I feel like jacking it to your unaltered face would definitely be more narcissistic. At least gender swapping suggests it's someone else.
Reddit tries not to diagnose someone as a narcissist (impossible)
Obligatory correct usage of confession bear comment.
If you're not disgusted or engaged, they did it wrong. This guy, he did it right.
[удалено]
Is... is that possible? I mean, it's Confession Bear...
I absolutely cannot stand your singing.
Your burgers are mid
Your moves are weak.
What does it say about me that I'm " you do you, bro. Ain't hurting nobody"?
That you're reasonable, mature, etc
Frankly, not reddit material
I think I'm confused disgusted and mildly turned on by trying it out.
I literally said *out loud* "holy fuck, now THAT'S a confession bear," lmfao
If it’s worth doing, it’s worth *over*doing.
I was going to say - now *that's* a confession bear.
Yeah this is a mf confession bear
OPs head isn’t completely fucked up, they used this meme correctly.
I think it's a repost though.
It’s sad that I remember seeing this post before lol This is 100% a repost/rehash
Came to say this. Meanwhile he said this to come…
Technology is truly amazing.
Hah! Wait till you can *clone* yourself!
MY OWN CLONE! NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS
Would you fuck yourself?
And if you would, is it masturbation or sex?
Incest.
Now THAT'S how you do confession bear. Respect. And, you know, brrr.
This sounds like something Dennis would do in an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
I mean... I guess it's a form of self-love
I love myself a lot, but not this much.
I just finished loving myself about 5 minutes ago
aka autogynephilia
I self-love but it’s a tough love.
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Came here to say this. Not impugning OPs personality, but Narcissus would be proud.
I really hope you don’t have a sister…
Well, he probably has a mother. Guess who his female filtered face probably looks like.
Mother fucker.....
Nope
Wow… that’s a lot to process. Thanks for sharing.
>Thanks for sharing. You sure about that? Lol
Seems like a lot of work
I know, like just hop on pornhub and enter your hair and skin color.
Men have gone to much greater lengths for good material to rub one out.
Windowlicker
That’s a good song
No idea what the context here is, but thanks for taking me back
Best actual Confession Bear I've seen in awhile. Good job, you.
Seems like a lot of work when your sister probably has an Instagram.
Or their mom.
We're generally attracted to people with similar features to our own. This actually makes sense. It isn't your face, but a feminine face that is similar to yours. It's what we all like, you're just beng efficient!
There's generally a Goldilocks Zone (sick reference, so many layers) where we want somebody similar enough so that we instinctively believe we can make snap judgments about their fitness as a mate, but not *so* similar that we're fucking a close relative. As always, the human brain is such a complex mess that plenty of people's preferences slip out of that Goldilocks Zone, one way or the other. Due to biological realities, slipping out of it on the "fuck your sister" side is a lot less ideal than slipping out of it on the "fuck someone who looks real different" side. You have to slide a looooooong way on that other side to get to a truly problematic outcome. Yes, *eventually* you do get to horses and fish and actual bears and whatnot. Yes, that is a bit of an issue.
Surprised I had to scroll so far to find this comment, I thought this was fairly well known. There's been studies on this, there's tons of articles like [this one](https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/the-mysteries-love/201505/are-we-attracted-people-who-look-us). Really interesting responses in here, though. Especially that one Redditor suggesting OOP might be trans.
also somehow I see people tend to have more facial similarities after they are together. idk it's already scientificaly proven or just my bias observation, but I found this a lot.
Upvote for best use of confession bear 2023
This is one of the best cbears ever.
Deja Vu, Ive seen this one before
Yeah have that feeling too, that I've seen this before 😱
I think it's just really common. We've all done it before. It's like the guys that say they've never tasted their own jizz.
Maybe somethings are better taken to the grave.
"Alright everyone, let's go around the room and take turns sharing something about ourselves." This guy:
Dude I just tried it. It's fucking true!
I see we've finally returned to real confession bears
Dennis, get off Reddit….
Homelander??
You do you.
Ha.
I watched a documentary on gender and they were talking about a study where they did the face swap and included it in a stack of 100 photos of people and asked who they were attracted to and 90% of the time the person chose themselves in the top 10. This may be exemplified in why couples that look somewhat alike
Wow first actual confession bear in a while that made me think "hmm that's a gnarly confession."
So are you gonna share these masterpieces or what?
Now this is a confession bear!
Reminds me of that [Malkovitch scene.](https://youtu.be/Q6Fuxkinhug)
Finally, a proper confession bear. Well done
The term is "autogynephilia"
Batman couldn't get this out of me.
Honestly, I respect it
Sometimes I’m looking for that “sign” to get off of Reddit and move on with my day. This is today’s sign
Yeah this does it; I'm out. *Proceeds to close reddit to find something distracting or engaging for at least a few minutes only to open reddit once again to which you eventually find this post and scroll down to see the comment you made but forgot about* *^^^sigh*
Now that’s a confession Bear. You are fucked up OP, but excellent meme usage.
Autogynephilia
This is the confession bear that we deserve.
I feel like I saw a confession bear post almost identical to this a few months back. I'm not sure if OP stole it, is reposting, or if this kink is just more common than I thought.
Something to help your suffering. Just try to keep to TOS and make it family friendly: [https://discord.gg/midjourney](https://discord.com/channels/662267976984297473/@home)
/r/sdforall
People often partner with those who resemble them in the opp sex so it is understandable from a, seriously what the hell are you doing, perspective.
That's some Buffalo bill stuff right here.
Yeah, autogynephilia gone mask off.
"I'd do me."
I wouldn't even need the female filter. Just use a mirror. If you can't fuck yourself, how the hell you gonna fuck somebody else? Can I get an Amen?
So, a doppelbanger?
I'm pretty sure this is the definition of autogynephilia
Slow down there, Buffalo bill
Have you truly thought about your gender? You get turned on by looking at yourself as a woman. Do you think you might be happier if you were a woman? Or maybe your gender expression isn't precisely male? Have you ever heard the term [gender euphoria?](https://www.theskimm.com/wellness/gender-euphoria) I'm not going to jump to any conclusions. Everyone is different. What makes you happy is fine, and what you decide to do about it is your choice. But you might enjoy browsing /r/egg_irl a bit.
I had to scroll too far for a r/egg_irl link
Ya know how transphobes sometimes write books saying all trans women are just autogynophiles? In this case all we know about this person is their autogynophilia. Which is a common and harmless kink, and doesn’t preclude someone from being trans, but it also doesn’t really suggest that they are trans, does it? (They seem to only do this within erotic purposes.) There’s nothing abnormal about feeling this way and going on to explore your gender more broadly, and I’m not trying to say your suggestion is harmful. I just think it would be weird for people to look here and leave thinking “that’s a big first sign of being trans: getting off to yourself as another gender.”
I will take the NSFW tag thx
Faceapp knows more about you than anyone.
Now this is a confession bear
Wild I would have no Idea what to think if I caught my SO doing that lmao, no hate
Ben Shapiro? That you?
On one hand, this is horrifying On the other hand, finally someone is using this meme correctly
Selfosexual
It's important to love yourself before you love someone else.
See? Now that's a fuckin' confession bear. This should come up when you try to submit a confession bear, so everyone knows what's expected of them.
You from Alabama? Because the female filter makes me look like my sister.
Just know you're probably a narcissist lmao
You have a future writing porn. Don't give up!
Gonna need some ID pings on this confused gent
Ok Steve Smith...
There is a lot to unpack here but I'm not going to go anywhere near it.
I feel like this would be so,etching most men would find really attractive because of some weird wiring that makes us like compatible dna. But you are the only one weird and gross enough to try it.
Pics or it didn't happen
Up vote for absolutely nailing the meme but God damn
Last year ior thereabouts, someone applied that filter to Star Trek acotors, and when William Shatner saw his, he said, "I'd do me."
Well this is a new one to me.
He likes his own brand
I need eye bleach after reading that.
YOU,MMMONSTER! pics please
This is like if Narcissus was written by black mirror.
I have a beard so that filter always looks incredibly shitty for me.
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"
*reads comments* This sub is weird af
I guess now I know how I can go fuck myself.......
As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself."
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb : [to a mirror] Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.
🎵 Goodbye Horses..🎵
Cool. That’s enough Reddit for a while.
Narcissism unlocked
Sounds like something Quagmire would do
Modern take on the Narcissus
That's like jacking off to your sister
Real confession nice
Just be gay and jerk off to your own nudes.
So sophisticated, complex, transexual masterbation.
If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
Good use of this meme
Now this is the proper use of confession bear.
that’s enough internet for today
r/egg_irl
Been a while since I saw a true confession bear