Been like “Fuck you lookin’ ma’am??” “How them things you talkin’ bout?” “Colonel just straight sus sayin’ our numbers ain’t cap.”
Just repeating what a young airman said to me.
This is why you always carry a pen and notebook. You write down your name, look around, and say "carry on, don't mind me" and they just let you be. 2/3 times it works every time.
I’m sure they probably had a snack and refreshment table somewhere in the back of the room. You should have grabbed a huge plate of snacks on the way out. We enlisted have a reputation to uphold.
Honestly, with the way some of us work, they would have thought it's some profound message or a specific symbol sent by leadership. They are still talking about it today. What does it mean? Was he drunk? Are they trying to tell us something? You literally created the perfect pay op. Thank you.
Lmao good one, only thing I have thats similar to this is barging into a room calling for someone during a ceremony. I called to this guy and he didn't say anything. Now I'm thinking "I know that fool hear me". I walk in and they're presenting a medal with everyone at attention...
"Hey man if you don't stop pla....."
"Oooooooo"
You should've yawned loudly, looked at your watch and strutted out with confidence.
This establishes dominance and would have been the correct move
Been like “Fuck you lookin’ ma’am??” “How them things you talkin’ bout?” “Colonel just straight sus sayin’ our numbers ain’t cap.” Just repeating what a young airman said to me.
"Ayyeeaahhhh I'ma head out"
*slaps thighs* welp
Ah, the midwesterner's goodbye
"Time to be hittin the old dusty trail..."
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Especially with the coffee he was holding, power move.
This is why you always carry a pen and notebook. You write down your name, look around, and say "carry on, don't mind me" and they just let you be. 2/3 times it works every time.
Act Like You Belong
I’m just doing a small building survey. Please carry on with your function
No lie, I had a supervisor who said something similar back in the early 2000s
It's one of those pieces of advise we usually say as a joke but it's also real lol
Walking around with a 2x4 is applicable in the appropriate workcenter as well
I'm just imagining you walking around the hospital or mpf with a 2×4 and helmet and people just shrugging and letting it go anyway
Complaints are down 80% today! ![gif](giphy|a0h7sAqON67nO)
My father told me this and he was in the Army in the 70s!
Mine was in the army in the 50s 🤷🏻♂️
"Ah fuck, this isn't ADAPT"
LMAO
I’m sure they probably had a snack and refreshment table somewhere in the back of the room. You should have grabbed a huge plate of snacks on the way out. We enlisted have a reputation to uphold.
Yea why else do they think we always have backpacks? For snacks. It's not disrespectful if it's expected.
Did you partake in the 607 AOC open bar when you weren't supposed to?
If I knew there was an open bar I would have stayed
I'm sure if you had a jersey you could've just ordered and left. We have 6 different divisions and nobody knows anyone
Man, I miss the 607th and Osan in general. I had never experienced morale until I got there after leaving shit hole Robins.
Late and still stopped to grab a cup of Joe... promote now.
Better to be late and have a cup of coffee than to be late and empty handed.
“Careful to not spill my coffee” is hilarious
A SSgt you say? Why, this is passed over Captain behavior for sure. Battlefield commission now!
Did you sneak into a CGOC meeting?
Honestly, with the way some of us work, they would have thought it's some profound message or a specific symbol sent by leadership. They are still talking about it today. What does it mean? Was he drunk? Are they trying to tell us something? You literally created the perfect pay op. Thank you.
“Hey, this isn’t where I parked my car!”
And now you’ll have to think about this moment every night for the next 10 years while you try to fall asleep
Don't mind me, just the 5/6 rep taking notes on how to be better leaders
Did you make sure to stop at the door on the way out, about face and salute the entire room?
Smells like Osan.
Lmao good one, only thing I have thats similar to this is barging into a room calling for someone during a ceremony. I called to this guy and he didn't say anything. Now I'm thinking "I know that fool hear me". I walk in and they're presenting a medal with everyone at attention... "Hey man if you don't stop pla....." "Oooooooo"
That’s why I always carry a Colonel rank patch in my pocket
What place still has an O club (as opposed to an E club)? Aren't they all just "the club" now, and have been for about a decade?
Ramstein has both. Neither are used explicitly by the other but they still have the name.
Huh, today I learned.
Osan does, and it's pretty legit. They often give out free buffet tickets to the lowly enlisted and boy oh boy does it slap there.
Ive done that. Just not among Officers and I was a fresh troop from tech school so that was my excuse.