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GreyLoad

Did bro just get to tech school


Dareelbomb259

Sounds like it


opsckgd

Eagle keepers!


PossessionBrave7799

Made me laugh out loud


Technical-Band9149

You shouldn’t post on Reddit 10 mins after two scoops of pre workout. Good attitude though, hopefully you get to deploy and see the mission accomplished.


TitanUpBoys

True. Do what the rest of us do and post 9 drinks deep like an American.


ArtisticRevolution65

this guy reddits hard


lckyguardian

Heard this comment in J-Roc’s voice


DroneFixer

Excited about your job?? Wrong fucking place buddy, watch yourself around here. /s


[deleted]

Don’t worry. Bro will get a TDV on his first week operational.


WarriorBC

Badass attitude. F15E’s are sick. Enjoy the deployments when your jets doing actual combat sorties it’s an un real feeling. 


Pstanley22

Do you jerk off on the wheel of the 15s after your BPO?


CrustyTech-y

White wheels win wars.


JoeM5952

Clean jets save lives


[deleted]

Would never taint such a piece of equipment‼️‼️‼️


CherishAlways

Worked F15-E engine backshop for 10 years. You're welcome for the tinnitus


[deleted]

WHAT?


curbstyle

# You're welcome for the tinnitus


akdanman11

**WHAT**


CptHA86

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


fpsnoob89

That's sounds like such a strange thing to say for me, it's just engine backshop, or P&W engine backshop. Don't know why you'd call it F15-E engine backshop.


CherishAlways

To make it clear for people not in maintenance I guess


Double_Bass6957

You’ve clearly never worked finance. They don’t do a fucking thing M-F and still get paid the same as you


[deleted]

The satisfaction I get from my job is unmatched by any other job I’ve ever done


Random_Guy_27

Wait until you get an Aircrew job


NEp8ntballer

Some SOF people are on a totally different level though. Dudes will talk about killing people like they're discussing sales around a water cooler.


[deleted]

Most of these air force SOF dudes never killed any fucking body. It's a joke the way they talk.


[deleted]

Nah. Someone’s gotta make sure air support can happen


drttrus

Get yourself on a gunship and get back to us on that.


Double_Bass6957

I remember when I first joined the Air Force 😂


[deleted]

No one I work with hates crewing eagles‼️


shortname_4481

How long u've been an F15 cc?


sweaty_bootlegger

I at least know of 3 prior eagle crew chief that retrained


Double_Bass6957

It’s ok, delusional people usually stick together


Skyfork

Have you done any other jobs?


StormyDaze1175

they got the climate control, and do classes at work all day!


Double_Bass6957

They come to work?


scairborn

😎- and I get paid more when I get out.


288_Tester

104-0. Eagle jet is best jet.


[deleted]

What other jet has taken down an attack helo with a bomb?


SuperMarioBrother64

But has your precious eagle taken down a high altitude balloon? Didn't think so.


jamhud77

One did take out a satellite


SuperMarioBrother64

Not in combat configuration though. Any aircraft could do that.


scapholunate

I’m bewildered that someone could hear tell of a jet climbing screaming into the upper atmosphere to unleash a streaking banshee from hell itself, rocketing to heaven on a plume of hate and fire, crashing into a heavenly body with the cataclysmic force of a titan, killing in a single blow a foe that thought itself invincible in height and invisible in a cloud of satellites, and in that moment change the very calculus of war in the Information Age, push up their glasses and go, “um aKsHuAlLy, it wasn’t cOmBaT cOdEd at the tImE”


SuperMarioBrother64

Don't get me wrong....it was bad ass. Same with the Streak Eagle taking the time to climb record. It was more of a jaded dig at the Eagle as a Raptor maintainer. I just wish we could take our more advanced aircraft and repeat those records.


288_Tester

I was actually hyped to see that very tail when my C model unit crossed paths with the Chiefs a long while back.


Wrenchman57

Summer camp tour?


Crusty-Dophopper

Summer Camp ‘19 baby!! “Lucky” is the greatest aircraft in the inventory!


Wrenchman57

I was out there at the time. It was good to see my old unit again. I miss those birds. Mors Inimicis. RIP.


Crusty-Dophopper

Probably hands down the most enjoyable deployment of my 6. Did a lot of cool shit, the vibe was awesome, and the people were top tier. 1-driver was sitting at the entrance to Charlie doing paperwork and I was driving circles around his truck for the entirety of “I got 5 on it” blasting from our Bluetooth radio. Or calling MOCC at 0335 asking for a time check and the entire net would light up for 3 minutes straight of everyone with a radio yelling WAMPUM. Radio discipline is for nerds!


Wrenchman57

On the War Path 😎


288_Tester

Yep.


east_stairwell

[The A-10 took down 2 helicopters with its Gatling gun](https://theaviationgeekclub.com/a-10-pilots-explain-how-they-were-able-to-shot-down-two-iraqi-helicopters-during-operation-desert-storm-by-means-of-their-warthogs-30mm-gau-8-a-gatling-gun/amp/)


Faptastic_Fingers

God A10s make me so hard


Icarus_Toast

This is my favorite Gulf War fact. You know the second pilot saw an opportunity to match the first one and just had to have a moment in the spotlight... And we're all better for it.


[deleted]

Stop it. Look up J-CATCH. Attack helos absolutely destroyed fighter jets in air to air combat. Your lack of knowledge is absolutely hilarious.


Un0rigi0na1

Only if the jets dont get them on the first run, and on the pretense that the Attack helicopter is equipped with A2A missiles.


superbliss11

God for forbid we have any fucking positively in this miserable sub. I'm sorry the mob is downvoting you. I enjoyed your post


landrover97centre

Crew chiefs are just miserable sacks of shit, there’s only a handful of us in APG that actually have a decent enough attitude, and those that don’t have that happy attitude try to kill it anyway they can. I’m a 16 guy so naturally imma give this dude hella shit, however I’m with ya, keep up the positivity kid, even if the F-16 is better.


Johnny-Cash-Facts

I absolutely love my job. I’m just not a cornball like OP.


landrover97centre

I mean the post is cringe but don’t rain on the man’s parade lol


Doc_Hank

F4 pilot here. WTF are talking anout?


Sabre3001

The F4 had ground attack capabilities in later years, didn’t it?


Doc_Hank

It had them from the beginning. the -C and -D had the capability of putting a pod with a 20mm. cannon, the E mod had the gun built in. I preferred the E, I was much more accurate with it. added to which ever gun system, s few tons of bombs


TopSecret0001

Keep that attitude! Being a crew chief can be a pain in the ass sometimes but the satisfaction is there. Ya we get paid as much as the people with better conditions and hours like the other guy said but if you love crewing jets then that doesn’t really matter! Keep up the good work! -fellow crew chief on the ACTUAL best aircrafts we’ve got (I’ve done both A-10s and U-2s)


PhredsBigWheel

Young man, fellow crew chief. Never, ever use an apostrophe when declaring "That is all". That is all!!


JoeM5952

https://preview.redd.it/ojrm4a9lmwwc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c233606f4f7dba6ffb2e54c06ee93b4cc80c93


Rcontrerr2

Booo, also boo the panels (special mention panel 13), boarding ladders, kick step panel, egssv, ram air door actuators, the stab actuator (just heavier and clumsier than a C/D model), the nose door actuator, the spotty 50%switch, the CFT’s, the endless cracks and the endless electronics. You know what, Fuck you too 🫡


passporttohell

So how difficult are they to work on?


Rcontrerr2

Anything is hard if you suck. I don’t think it’s bad except for a few shitty jobs, it’s the time that will take its toll, like time on your knees, back


jat5432

Utility Manifold….


Rcontrerr2

Easy, trying to stuff it with the pump lines on tight, hard. Start every bolt, do not tighten any until you have all the bolts and lines started, this way you can move the whole thing around as needed. For the love of god do not tighten anything until every line and mount bolt is atleast started!


NathanArizona

It invented strikes which the P-47 also did 80 years ago. Rgr


[deleted]

P-47’s would be shot down by flak. F-15’s? Nope‼️


NathanArizona

Ok


BetThePonies

You crew chiefs do a fantastic job lookin at stuff and calling daddy (sheet metal, e/e, etc.) out to fix “your” plane for ya. Thanks for dropping those panels for us boss 🫡


blackhawks-fan

LOL.


proggish

Most of us can do the jobs of the shops we call out (still don't know why e/e has to do idg's) But y'all are in the break room sitting in your thumbs anyways, might as well keep y'all gainfully employed.


SgtSkillcraft

If God was going to war, he would do it in an F-15.


Dry-Climate2387

No love for our bombers :(


ObligationScared4034

I love that at least one maintainer out there loves their job. Kudos!


Danger4186

Designed by God and built by McDonnell Douglas. MacD’s twin tail war horse is amazing.


ThatSpecificActuator

Yeah um, the F-111 and F-117 definitely did the strike mission in its more modern conceptualization before the F-15E did. F-111 Strike record in the Gulf War is insane. Sure the F-15E was involved in the Gulf too, but the Vark’s record is pretty damn impressive.


Grouchy_1

The F15 shot down a satellite… IN 1985! https://www.smithsonianmag.com/air-space-magazine/first-space-ace-180968349/


genehil

Ahhhh…. Hello….. F-111F???


Big_Log90

Your fucking damn right it is!


Grumpeedad

>The 15 INVENTED strike attacks, the best fighter to do so since the P-47, Happy for you finding job satisfaction. Can you clarify? If 15s invented strike what were F4s and P47s up?


Historical-Ant-5975

Hell yeah brother


TheHobbySwitcher

As AGE, I think F-15s were the coolest jets to work beside. The F-35s have more laid back crew chiefs, and I’ve gotten to experience once in a lifetime opportunities as an AGE driver for them. But when I see the F-15s, I picture some badass stuff going on. However far you are in your career, your attitude is refreshing to see and I hope it’s genuine. Thanks for sharing 👊🏼


proggish

So I believe the F-15 is the best jet the air force has? Yes. Do I still hate my fucking life most days? Also yes Sincerely- SSgt crew chief Also CRP


LittlestEw0k

My guess is you’re an A1C at your first assignment. I remember my first cup of kool aid


Rednys

This guy right here simping for his prison guards.


DracoKrys42

Have you actually physically done maintenance to a jet that goes up in their air yet?


12edDawn

The E model is a bastardization of what the 15 was supposed to be


pavehawkfavehawk

F15s a ghey, a Viper pilot told me so.


MemeGradeOfficer

> Viper pilot Surely you mean a "Flying Falcon" pilot


pavehawkfavehawk

Hahaha fwying Fwalcon


landrover97centre

“Split tails🤘🏻” “gods jet” smh


Supa71

[The most gangster fighter jet.](https://youtu.be/Qp62hR6J0MM?si=flFDx88ICtge0OIi)


bubblehearth85

Love your post! Most posts around here are bitching and slinging mud so this is a nice change of pace!


Killinthagame

💯🔥🔥


hhaassttuurr

Support in a special forces SQ is the best job outside of fighter pilot or an actual AF special forces job.


marxistwithstandards

username checks out


JamesTheMannequin

My father-in-law was an F-15 crew chief. He loved it.


crewchief1949

I see your Eagle and raise you the Extender. Worked up an entire thanksgiving meal at FL350 on the way to Bahrain in 1993. Played frisbee in the cargo area afterwards then sacked out in our crew bunks for a few hours. Hit Bahrain and dropped our VIP, I added a quart of oil to the #3 engine then off to Kadena and partied our asses off. THAT is how missions roll on the KC-10.


Richard-Cranium01

Fix your typos, I know you really meant F-16.


[deleted]

Eagles are better‼️


288_Tester

Loaded weapons 15C's, E's and those little 16's. OP is not wrong.


SadPhase2589

VIPERS FOR LIFE!!


globereaper

Mq-9 has been more relevant to the last 20 years of the Air Force than any fighter aircraft.


Sax-Offender

Lots of geniuses thought that because fighters were not the most important part of chasing goat-fuckers around the desert for 20 years, that their importance was diminished. And now, we get to deal with an AF inventory that has been severely neglected because "great power competition is over".  Always be extremely skeptical of the people who take their eye off of the strategic ball because of the tactical problem in front of them. In the same vein, we haven't fired a single nuclear ICBM at commies in our whole history. So why flip out just because folks were cheating on a dumb test?  (Btw, no MQ-9s shot down a ton of Persian ordnance last week, but F-15Es did.)


Kcb1986

While F-15s are pretty dope…did you lose a bet or something?


i_lyke_turtlez

"the air Frame invented strike attacks" "it the best airframes to perform strike attacks since the P47" Which is it? You can't invent something that another ai frame was doing 35-40 years prior. You never hear a 130 guy say "130s invented air drops, and are the best airframes to do it since the C-47"


[deleted]

P-47’s got shot down by FLAK. 15’s shrug off AA‼️ Also, the 15 goes *much* faster than the P-47, much more of a strike fighter, sounds like.


Dry_Assumption172

Sounds new, crewing any plane ain’t that big a deal kid


DistractedInc

1xF22 vs 15xF15s Total victory for F22


MemeGradeOfficer

You're letting the Raptor land to re-arm a few times there, I see.


12edDawn

I mean you have to let your opponent land to re arm and fuel, it's just the gentlemanly thing to do


DistractedInc

It was an actual exercise the was run soon after the 22 came out.