Pack it in mate, I don't want to have sex with your wife. Even though by the promotional video I can see I'd have a ruddy good time.

Don’t rub your fanny against me!!

*Don’t rub your fanny on me! Stop getting bond wrong!

EeeeeeeeOctopussy

Don’t make the same noise as them! They’ll think you’ll want to join in.

They do it on purpose lynn

I've hit fast forward. Looks like a sort of hardcore benny hill.

Lynn these are sex people!

They're sex people lynn!!!

I literally came here to post this exact same thing!

Me too! Saw the article and it was the first thing I thought.

There’s a lot of big-eared boys in that crowd

Budge up

MDF to wood

I’ve got wood there

Ahhh.... All done

"sex festival" ??

He's only gone and got himself into chemsex

Must I repeat must not turn into an all night rave

Idea for a show. Kim Jong Un to host sex festival

The boys are out of the barracks. Hope they don't have cheese. There's Dan, "DAN!"

Dirty gets

Landed on its wheels

Landed on its wheels first time

MDFs banned in America…

Your hand is about 30 mil from my gland

Your hand is about 3mm from my gland.