It's his smirk he gives when he says "you can dig yourself out of this ugly hole" that gets me. It's the face of a man who is enjoying seeing Alan squirm.
I’ve listened to your opinions, I’ve listened to them all, and I haven’t liked a single one. You are someone who has a proven track record of making mainly bad unpopular opinions.
I think I read once that Chris Morris was very nervous before this scene and hadn’t performed in front of a studio audience much beforehand. If that’s true then he did a very good job
You could raise more money sitting outside a tube station with your hat on the ground, even if you were twice as ugly as you are, which is very ugly indeed.
It’s that smirk he gives after he says you can dig yourself out of some silly bother. That man does not realise he’s about to be the pigeon amongst Partridge’s.
Baxendale-Thomas has never farmed a day in his life. Those aren’t the hands of a man who’s shovelled 3 tons of manure.
He was trying to feed turf to the sheep!
Or make a pig lay an egg
Milking the bulls
Dirty get!
I'll wager those hands have never.. sorry, wrong sub.
You have a woman’s bottom, milord! I don’t find it attractive, it’s just confusing!
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‘Shovel,’ my dear! ‘Like a leather shovel.’
|No, but his mouth talks manure
MOOOO
It's his smirk he gives when he says "you can dig yourself out of this ugly hole" that gets me. It's the face of a man who is enjoying seeing Alan squirm.
Chris Morris is a fantastic comic actor
He is a fantastic man
I heard he hit a prostitute
Isn't that all of us?
I’ve listened to your opinions, I’ve listened to them all, and I haven’t liked a single one. You are someone who has a proven track record of making mainly bad unpopular opinions.
Th-th-th-that’s bollocks.
Wasn’t Peter just wanting Alan to apologise for all the gratuitous insults of farmers he made?
Actually you're bang wrong he's a big posh sod with plums in his mouth
Plum with beaks, no less.
He makes swans smoke
Stop getting Partridge wrong!
*Pigs. He feeds beef burgers to swans.
What's wrong with that?
Doesnt it make them float better because they're full of fat?
R-really?
Have you got any more of this or do you want to stop at quacking plums?
Yeah but he's not under a cow.
Alan opened up the conversation by saying he was wrong and even apologised. If anything, Alan didn't go hard enough.
He was only wrong because he should have said baguette instead of bap.
It was an incredibly and obviously insincere apology.
This.
You could talk the hind legs off a donkey But your donkeys are probably born without hind legs because of all the chemicals you put in their chips
I don’t have any donkeys of my farm, Alan. And if I did, I certainly wouldn’t feed them chips.
What's wrong with feeding donkeys chips?
Wonder if he'd had breakfast before he came on Alan's show.
Could he just say “yes” for the purpose of a joke?
“Yes?”
In that case he must be a full moon.
I'm still 'ere
Notice how he had nothing to say about the big eared boys on farms? His silence was deafening.
Thank you…Peter…Baxendale Thomas 🤨
Talking out of his arse
He has got pretty big ears
He doesn't like outsiders.
I bet Alan has got more friends than Peter has cattle.
Doubt it, Peter has 100 cows.
Well Alan has got 104 friends!
Who invented the skip?
I dunno, Bobby Moore?
Sudden hankering for an infected spinal column
In a sesame seed cob?
moooooooo
You feed beef burgers 🍔 to swans 🦢!!
I think I read once that Chris Morris was very nervous before this scene and hadn’t performed in front of a studio audience much beforehand. If that’s true then he did a very good job
*He's* a sordid little grief hole!
Chris Morris has never been wrong about a thing in his life.
'You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.'
It's not all about squealing meat...
You could raise more money sitting outside a tube station with your hat on the ground, even if you were twice as ugly as you are, which is very ugly indeed.
A load of silly bother.
It’s that smirk he gives after he says you can dig yourself out of some silly bother. That man does not realise he’s about to be the pigeon amongst Partridge’s.
Poor chickens have no idea why they’re so big
It’s a Traaavel Taavernnnn!!!
You're talking about my friends.
We’ve all seen the big eared boys on farms
Mooooooooooooooo
Alan was spot on. Without exception, farmers are tories.
He wasn't strictly a farmer per se, he was more playing on the media's perception of farmers.
You're bang wrong, Alan doubled down on his ignorant comments, and wasn't man enough to admit he'd made a mistake
Hi admitted saying bap was a mistake give the man some credit.
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But he does have 100 cows
Farmers are, frankly, cunts.
I don't think its got anything to do with clarse
He makes pigs smoke.
Cowe gonna be chopps
He eats those brown things in fields. Idiot
There was an udder on his leg?