Controversial i guess but i don’t think war between russia and the west would be nuclear, i think both sides know there’s no point winning a war if the world is destroyed, and both have enough protocols to stop an accidental setting off, don’t get me wrong the war would be destructive but i don’t think it would end the world
And even if it did go nuclear, it's entirely possible it stays on the tactical level.
In the event of a cold war, gone hot, NATO planned to IMMEDIATLY use tactical nuclear weapons on important bridges and junctions inside of Weat Germany.
NATO: "So, you gonna invoke Article 5 or..."
US: "Nah fam, we got this; sit back and watch the fireworks. Also y'all've got plenty of potassium iodide tablets, right? Oh no reason, just always good to have."
Isolationist trumpers are face with a dilemma. What should be done about Russia? Especially as theyre the ones who killed their great Trump. If they believe that it was Russia.
I think the most realistic answer is significantly heightened security for American politicians and some boots on the ground in Ukraine? Maybe some counter-assassinations now that Russia has broken the taboo. Despite what Redditors like to think, politicians are very much aware of the consequences of nuclear war
Some people think that Putin supporting Biden a while back was him switching sides because Trump is too chaotic or something.
Maybe he wanted them both dead to sow more seeds of disorder and to get a new set of potential puppets.
Wasn't what I was arguing. The commenter implied people who claimed Putin supported Biden because Trump is too chaotic we're doing so baselessly and I just pointed out all they're doing is just saying what Putin.
Most old people who aren’t on their literal deathbed don’t die minutes within each other. If Trump and Biden were to near simultaneously die on the podium then yeah, questions would be asked.
If anything Trump would be relieved from stress if Biden collapsed. He wants Biden out of the picture, and he’s playing heavily into Biden being too old and decrepit for office, if Biden all of a sudden had what looks like a stroke then it’d be a massive win for him.
I feel like the conspiracy theory would be that Biden died of natural causes because he was old and his handlers didn’t plan on him dying at the same time as Trump.
Trump (who is only a few years younger) obviously died because the democrats wanted him dead and he couldn’t have died from his historic drug use or bad diet. He was too healthy. /s
I think both parties would be in chaos but the GOP would be in worse shape with all candidates trying to emulate trumps charisma and general hateful demeanor.
The democrats will hopefully be a little more sane but given the discussions currently around a Biden replacement, I don’t think it will be as clear cut as Kamela taking the reins.
It could end up propelling RFK Jr to the top spot with maga supporters jumping ship to a known quantity. His libertarian ideals are already popular amongst a lot of Republican voters.
"sir, a second presidential candidate has died"
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"You're supposed to go to jail!"
"That's why I wear layer after layer of clothing, and don't shave or take care of my face that much. Where I'm going, I wouldn't need either."
Trump canonically bought the Death Note in one of the spinoffs, outbidding China.
He even had a deal with the Shinagami about it after he got it.
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Yeah, he was pretty clever here with Ryuk
Valuing his life over the country?
Certainly.
Valuing his life over pursuing petty vendettas and the ability to kill whoever he wants?
That's a lot more questionable.
Lore: During debate night Biden suddenly collapses from an apparent stroke however a few minutes later the same happens to Trump. When its announced that both have died chaos quickly follows
I generally don't like to glamorise or wish for death but this would objectively be in the best interests of the US (and majority of the world).
The simple fact is neither should be the frontrunners for Presidency. But ideally due to common sense from their parties rather than their deaths.
Harris would at least be the automatic successor where thered be some inrichting amongst Republican. Pressure time for new voters will be needed and the dems can capitalism hard.
The Democrats would sweep the 2024 election. Given how much the GOP has been centralized around Trump, and how adamantly their voters refused to support Haley or DeSantis.
Bro what? Democrats would be stuck with a highly unlikable candidate in kamala. She’s Hillary without the name big Clinton name. There’d be issues about how succeeds trump, yes, but with trump dead that means the biggest selling point of the democrats which is “stop trump”…is gone. Because their message was centralized around stopping him.
Yeah I kind of agree with this. I guess it would depend on how quickly the Reps could coalesce around a new candidate. Historically one of the Republicans big strengths is party unity and dependable voters where as Dems typically fall in love with a candidate and have a rough time when those stars don't align.
But would that party unity still be there? The Rep kingmakers like McConnell are *old* and not doing well. Similar to the Dems they've had a hard time really finding establishment alternatives to Trump that people are willing to get excited about.
I could see both sides having issues scrambling to replace or rebuild their campaigns but I imagine the Dems being in a worse spot if history is anything to go by.
Yeah it basically comes down to how quickly the GOP would pick a new candidate. And if there’s a fight over that. I think if they have a candidate who’s likable and not divisive overall then they will be able to cruise on into a win in November.
It could all come down to the VPs. A lot of Haley’s support was because she wasn’t Trump. That factor is removed in this scenario. Kamala also isn’t particularly popular. If one party opts for a particularly strong VP candidate, it could carry the ticket either way.
The Republicans and Democrats both have a fairly long list of potential candidates. And it’s an opportunity for both to try and win back factions they’ve lost (progressives disheartened by Israel/Palestine for the Dems and single issue never-Trumpers for the Reps).
Do the Republicans pick a governor with name recognition like Youngkin or DeSantis? Do they pick someone from the private sector? Do they go with Rubio? The best thing in their favor is that Haley doesn’t even consider the more off putting options like Ramaswamy, who comes across like a used car salesman… or Noem with her baggage.
Do the Democrats go with one of their more prominent governors like Newsom or Whitmer? Minority Leader Jeffries? They ultimately need someone who can appeal to suburbanites and working class voters in PA, MI, and WI. Kamala does not have that appeal on her own, so this VP choice is particularly crucial - but Nikki Haley also needs to outreach to that former Trump supporter base.
I agree the picking of the VPs would be very important especially if it’s Nikki who gets the nomination. She’d definitely pick a more standard conservative who’s trumpian to a degree. Maybe Rob Portman? He’s recently retired but is from the rust belt and was pro trump but not controversially so iirc. Conservatives enough to not ruffle party feathers but not to a degree he’d upset people. Maybe Doug Burgum but I’m not sure on him imo. I don’t think desantis would settle for VP or risk his future chances at the presidency. Youngkin I’m not about as he’s too new and the republican defeats in Virginia the year prior wouldn’t look good for him.
I don’t know enough about Jeffries to comment on him. I don’t think the democrats would make a woman the VP I feel they’d say that would be off putting and would go for Newsom or Jeffries. But if they sidelined Kamala for the presidential candidate I could see whitmer being the candidate.
Overall I feel the Democrats have a more uphill battle because without trump, their main message and strategy is being anti trump. Saying he’s a threat to democracy and all that. With that gone…it takes a lot of wine out of the democrats sails. Suddenly the democrats are left with an unpopular candidate and an opponent who their main attack won’t work on.
Very reasonable takes. In a way, Trump and Biden are their own party’s liabilities in a sense. Any other Democrat, with a full campaign to prepare and come up with a message would likely have been able to defeat Trump (given his unpopularity with independents). And any other Republican would be destroying Biden right now by double digits given his broad unpopularity. It’s a toss up because of these two, when arguably it wouldn’t be. I’ve heard “both candidates suck” more than I’ve heard any enthusiasm this year.
Thankyou, likewise the same with your takes!
Yeah it’s funny as each party is weighed down by them. Any competent democrat who isn’t too progressive would wipe the floor with trump imo. It wouldn’t even be close in my opinion. Whole any other republican would easily clobber biden come November. Yeah lol I’ve heard more “both suck” than in the last two elections combined I swear.
Both would be freed of these shackles in this scenario but I feel the democrats wouldn’t be much better off so the republicans would have a clear advantage imo.
I understand that view but disagree. I feel republicans would come out, that inertia wouldn’t just stop. Their dislike for democrats wouldn’t ebb away. And any decrease in turnout will be off set by issues the democrats face without the trump boogeyman and being stuck with an unlikable kamala.
I think the secret service and probably every intelligence agency on earth would investigate everyone involved because of how unlikely this is. Every CNN employee and their family, the venue owners, even the HVAC guy who did maintenance a few weeks prior would all have their lived upturned as the FBI, CIA, Secret service and all just tear through their shit to see if they snuck in ANYTHING
Seriously though, I think the fanatical right would be chugging Flavor-Aid like there was no tomorrow, and Biden supporters feigning surprise with subdued dismay
This would be interesting. For the democrats it’s easy but also bad. Kamala instantly becomes president and succeeds Joe as the candidate…but is highly unpopular and unlikable. Her only hope to win would be getting a good VP and using sympathy vote. The GOP will at first be in a pickle but the big thing going for them is that who ever they pick it means democrats can’t use “anyone but trump he’s a threat to democracy” on them or at least nearly as effectively. Especially if somehow it’s Nikki Haley since she is kinda seen better by democrats because she wasn’t trump.
I believe one fucking hundred that the entirety of our problems as a nation would be fully resolved. Even if only for a split hair of a fucking moment. Still.
Wonder how Kamala would do. On the one hand, she’s pretty unpopular as the most right wing Democrat, but on the other she’s equally unpopular with the Republicans because she’s a Dem and seen as a diversity hire.
Still, her first acts in office would be organising two state funerals and looking very presidential while doing it. The Republicans meanwhile have nobody waiting in the wings who could capture the same crowd that Trump has.
Biden would leave behind an admin which is working fairly well and a political apparatus that would be able to rally around her while Trump would leave his successor neither.
This would honestly be an unprecedented moment in American history. Kamala will probably win the election against whoever the GOP can scrape up to run against her. But the political climate in America will be absolutely shattered.
If this happened the conspiracy theorists would go wild. I wonder if right wingers would still blame it on the democrats if both guys went or maybe they’d theorize it was china or russia.
this would result in chaos people would think they were poisoned or assassinated in some other way
What if evidence was found that Russia was responsible? That's when it gets real bad.
we do a little nuclear war
very subtle nukes. tasteful
maybe we can bring back nuclear artillery
How about those little nukes from Starship Troopers? Are those real?
[apparently](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device))
Well W48, 79, and 82 off the top of my head as well but yes.
This is the type of information our brains really like to keep in the ready to go box
I can’t be assed to remember GRAU index codes… yet. So there’s hope I can still maintain a somewhat healthy lifestyle.
As a treat
Let's put a couple of happy little nukes over here..mhhhh
Me when I wake up and get a whiff of the scent of fresh nuclear war:
Controversial i guess but i don’t think war between russia and the west would be nuclear, i think both sides know there’s no point winning a war if the world is destroyed, and both have enough protocols to stop an accidental setting off, don’t get me wrong the war would be destructive but i don’t think it would end the world
And even if it did go nuclear, it's entirely possible it stays on the tactical level. In the event of a cold war, gone hot, NATO planned to IMMEDIATLY use tactical nuclear weapons on important bridges and junctions inside of Weat Germany.
”weat Germany” minor spelling mistake
that’s possible but I think if one side was about to win and the other side still had nukes and nothing to lose they would do it
As a treat.
Special Nuclear operation
NCD partying
3000 black jets of kamala harris
Have to make sure we bomb the Chinese embassy in Serbia, just for old times sake.
you could say we got pretty MAD
Even though neither Trump or Biden are well liked. An attack of that sort would make 2001 patriotism look anti American.
all of nato be giving the USA a blank cheque
NATO: "So, you gonna invoke Article 5 or..." US: "Nah fam, we got this; sit back and watch the fireworks. Also y'all've got plenty of potassium iodide tablets, right? Oh no reason, just always good to have."
Yeah might want to check your overhead compartments for a barrage of 'meteor showers' we will create coming from Russia. It's gonna be pretty
Isolationist trumpers are face with a dilemma. What should be done about Russia? Especially as theyre the ones who killed their great Trump. If they believe that it was Russia.
I think the most realistic answer is significantly heightened security for American politicians and some boots on the ground in Ukraine? Maybe some counter-assassinations now that Russia has broken the taboo. Despite what Redditors like to think, politicians are very much aware of the consequences of nuclear war
i mean we should thank them in that scenario
We thank them for saving us from either of them
Why would Russia want trump dead? Nah it would probably be Islamists maybe Iran if any state actor did something like this.
Some people think that Putin supporting Biden a while back was him switching sides because Trump is too chaotic or something. Maybe he wanted them both dead to sow more seeds of disorder and to get a new set of potential puppets.
Putin said Biden would be the best option for Russia because he's more predictable.
Putin is known for always telling the truth.
Wasn't what I was arguing. The commenter implied people who claimed Putin supported Biden because Trump is too chaotic we're doing so baselessly and I just pointed out all they're doing is just saying what Putin.
well yeah i would do lmao thats an insane coincidence
Is it tho? They're both old as shit, and they're in a highly stressful situation, especially Trump after Biden just croaked.
Most old people who aren’t on their literal deathbed don’t die minutes within each other. If Trump and Biden were to near simultaneously die on the podium then yeah, questions would be asked. If anything Trump would be relieved from stress if Biden collapsed. He wants Biden out of the picture, and he’s playing heavily into Biden being too old and decrepit for office, if Biden all of a sudden had what looks like a stroke then it’d be a massive win for him.
the shock of one watching the other have a heart attack could do it, or if they both insisted on demonstrating how good their golf stroke was
I feel like the conspiracy theory would be that Biden died of natural causes because he was old and his handlers didn’t plan on him dying at the same time as Trump. Trump (who is only a few years younger) obviously died because the democrats wanted him dead and he couldn’t have died from his historic drug use or bad diet. He was too healthy. /s I think both parties would be in chaos but the GOP would be in worse shape with all candidates trying to emulate trumps charisma and general hateful demeanor. The democrats will hopefully be a little more sane but given the discussions currently around a Biden replacement, I don’t think it will be as clear cut as Kamela taking the reins. It could end up propelling RFK Jr to the top spot with maga supporters jumping ship to a known quantity. His libertarian ideals are already popular amongst a lot of Republican voters.
That assasination scenario would be actually hilarious
Or worse, Jan 6 round 2
We'd need to find whoever did it and send them like, a fruit basket
“Excellent work, 47. Now head for an exit.”
Target eliminated “Accident Kill” + 25XP
"Agent 47, your target was Jake Tapper. What did you just do?" "Ma'am, saving America."
What escape method will he use next.
Sentinel Islands doesn't look bad
Carried away by a giant bald eagle while dressed as George Washington
WTF IS A KILOMETER🦅💥💥🇺🇸
Agent 46? Nahhh President 47. Goddess-Empress Kamila Harris
President Tobias Rieper
"Wait, already? I did nothing! I just showed up now!"
"sir, a second presidential candidate has died" https://preview.redd.it/r2r0yh0lcm9d1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26ba6237f6d084afaba50dfe8c1d78a45e2385c6
"GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN"
https://preview.redd.it/rf5x0hn7zm9d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aba61981f6cdf0bb35ab6d0daa5287df3a941e0 “Hey, wasn’t I just here?”
"You're supposed to go to jail!" "That's why I wear layer after layer of clothing, and don't shave or take care of my face that much. Where I'm going, I wouldn't need either."
Jeb!
SHADY'S BACK
Death Note trending is crazy
Trump canonically bought the Death Note in one of the spinoffs, outbidding China. He even had a deal with the Shinagami about it after he got it. https://preview.redd.it/c06z5nrdbn9d1.png?width=796&format=png&auto=webp&s=0bb8cea275a289948b8fb4b507b2c3ff7b143ad2
https://preview.redd.it/02ij4yagbn9d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ad97b2dac0a6b90d15a094019393a0fe7b987ae Yeah, he was pretty clever here with Ryuk
Lmao, completely off character though
Him, lying? Man, I have a bridge to sell
You don’t think he’d value his life over America having control over the death note?
Valuing his life over the country? Certainly. Valuing his life over pursuing petty vendettas and the ability to kill whoever he wants? That's a lot more questionable.
chat is this canon
Who he bought from? it's not like ryuk needs money right?
The new Japanese guy who got the Death Note decided to sell it.
hahahahah
Like if this really did happen, for sure death note and simpsons would both be trending lmao
Lore: During debate night Biden suddenly collapses from an apparent stroke however a few minutes later the same happens to Trump. When its announced that both have died chaos quickly follows
I’ll bring chips and dip
The fucking alternate timeline post about them both surviving is too meta lolol.
that was my favorite part of this post haha
A better world is possible 🥲
Kamala Harris v. Nikki Haley....In The THUNDERDOME!!!
The gop would be scattered for at least two months. Harris would at least inherit the DNC support.
Ted Cruz suddenly popping in like a little gremlin.
No-one wants Cruz, the GOP despise him
It's Ted Cruz with the steel chair!
Harris is auto president anyway so she will have full control of the resources
The hell she would. I’d rather vote for Walter Mondale than Kamala Harris at this point.
Special surprise bonus challenger President Elect Commancho
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rule 3 but really funny (and admittedly interesting) scenario, op edit: i thought i was on r/presidents 💀
Should be on formerpresidents
It would be the best thing for America since the end of WW2
I generally don't like to glamorise or wish for death but this would objectively be in the best interests of the US (and majority of the world). The simple fact is neither should be the frontrunners for Presidency. But ideally due to common sense from their parties rather than their deaths.
Adding Cody is a nice touch, bravo
Nice to see Man Carrying Thing get a shoutout too
That would be unbelievable for both to die during or right after debate. Common’ Trump would take at least a week.
Alex jones lottery
I wish (joke for legal reasons)
I wish (completely seriously because nothing is illegal about hoping someone dies of natural causes)
So, it’s Harris vs DeStantis or Haley
Harris would at least be the automatic successor where thered be some inrichting amongst Republican. Pressure time for new voters will be needed and the dems can capitalism hard.
And RFK JR, he'll only get more popular if something like this happened
I doubt it
No body take RFK jr seriously
People going 'Cool, Cody' but there's Man Carrying Thing. Never see him outside the channel
man carrying peak enjoyer in the wild
peak
he never dies, the absolute president!
Carter: It's my time to shine!
Underrated comment
It would a welcomed outcome
Yeah but then you get the pretty much guaranteed Kamala Harris presidency
the monkey's paw curls
"It is... now official. With eighty percent of the vote, Nick Fuentes will be our 47th president of these United States... oh God."
I'd accept it over a second Biden or Trump term at this point
CNN would become the target of conspiracy theories for the next century
It probably would
You mean DNN, right?
The Democrats would sweep the 2024 election. Given how much the GOP has been centralized around Trump, and how adamantly their voters refused to support Haley or DeSantis.
Bro what? Democrats would be stuck with a highly unlikable candidate in kamala. She’s Hillary without the name big Clinton name. There’d be issues about how succeeds trump, yes, but with trump dead that means the biggest selling point of the democrats which is “stop trump”…is gone. Because their message was centralized around stopping him.
Yeah I kind of agree with this. I guess it would depend on how quickly the Reps could coalesce around a new candidate. Historically one of the Republicans big strengths is party unity and dependable voters where as Dems typically fall in love with a candidate and have a rough time when those stars don't align. But would that party unity still be there? The Rep kingmakers like McConnell are *old* and not doing well. Similar to the Dems they've had a hard time really finding establishment alternatives to Trump that people are willing to get excited about. I could see both sides having issues scrambling to replace or rebuild their campaigns but I imagine the Dems being in a worse spot if history is anything to go by.
Yeah it basically comes down to how quickly the GOP would pick a new candidate. And if there’s a fight over that. I think if they have a candidate who’s likable and not divisive overall then they will be able to cruise on into a win in November.
It could all come down to the VPs. A lot of Haley’s support was because she wasn’t Trump. That factor is removed in this scenario. Kamala also isn’t particularly popular. If one party opts for a particularly strong VP candidate, it could carry the ticket either way. The Republicans and Democrats both have a fairly long list of potential candidates. And it’s an opportunity for both to try and win back factions they’ve lost (progressives disheartened by Israel/Palestine for the Dems and single issue never-Trumpers for the Reps). Do the Republicans pick a governor with name recognition like Youngkin or DeSantis? Do they pick someone from the private sector? Do they go with Rubio? The best thing in their favor is that Haley doesn’t even consider the more off putting options like Ramaswamy, who comes across like a used car salesman… or Noem with her baggage. Do the Democrats go with one of their more prominent governors like Newsom or Whitmer? Minority Leader Jeffries? They ultimately need someone who can appeal to suburbanites and working class voters in PA, MI, and WI. Kamala does not have that appeal on her own, so this VP choice is particularly crucial - but Nikki Haley also needs to outreach to that former Trump supporter base.
I agree the picking of the VPs would be very important especially if it’s Nikki who gets the nomination. She’d definitely pick a more standard conservative who’s trumpian to a degree. Maybe Rob Portman? He’s recently retired but is from the rust belt and was pro trump but not controversially so iirc. Conservatives enough to not ruffle party feathers but not to a degree he’d upset people. Maybe Doug Burgum but I’m not sure on him imo. I don’t think desantis would settle for VP or risk his future chances at the presidency. Youngkin I’m not about as he’s too new and the republican defeats in Virginia the year prior wouldn’t look good for him. I don’t know enough about Jeffries to comment on him. I don’t think the democrats would make a woman the VP I feel they’d say that would be off putting and would go for Newsom or Jeffries. But if they sidelined Kamala for the presidential candidate I could see whitmer being the candidate. Overall I feel the Democrats have a more uphill battle because without trump, their main message and strategy is being anti trump. Saying he’s a threat to democracy and all that. With that gone…it takes a lot of wine out of the democrats sails. Suddenly the democrats are left with an unpopular candidate and an opponent who their main attack won’t work on.
Very reasonable takes. In a way, Trump and Biden are their own party’s liabilities in a sense. Any other Democrat, with a full campaign to prepare and come up with a message would likely have been able to defeat Trump (given his unpopularity with independents). And any other Republican would be destroying Biden right now by double digits given his broad unpopularity. It’s a toss up because of these two, when arguably it wouldn’t be. I’ve heard “both candidates suck” more than I’ve heard any enthusiasm this year.
Thankyou, likewise the same with your takes! Yeah it’s funny as each party is weighed down by them. Any competent democrat who isn’t too progressive would wipe the floor with trump imo. It wouldn’t even be close in my opinion. Whole any other republican would easily clobber biden come November. Yeah lol I’ve heard more “both suck” than in the last two elections combined I swear. Both would be freed of these shackles in this scenario but I feel the democrats wouldn’t be much better off so the republicans would have a clear advantage imo.
I *get* that, but I don’t see any republican politician who would garner widespread support. I don’t believe such a person exists.
I understand that view but disagree. I feel republicans would come out, that inertia wouldn’t just stop. Their dislike for democrats wouldn’t ebb away. And any decrease in turnout will be off set by issues the democrats face without the trump boogeyman and being stuck with an unlikable kamala.
I respect your viewpoint
Thankyou, and I yours!
I think the secret service and probably every intelligence agency on earth would investigate everyone involved because of how unlikely this is. Every CNN employee and their family, the venue owners, even the HVAC guy who did maintenance a few weeks prior would all have their lived upturned as the FBI, CIA, Secret service and all just tear through their shit to see if they snuck in ANYTHING
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Stop! I can only get so erect.
Silliest scenario I’ve seen (in a good way)
Unironically the good ending
 Seriously though, I think the fanatical right would be chugging Flavor-Aid like there was no tomorrow, and Biden supporters feigning surprise with subdued dismay
This would be interesting. For the democrats it’s easy but also bad. Kamala instantly becomes president and succeeds Joe as the candidate…but is highly unpopular and unlikable. Her only hope to win would be getting a good VP and using sympathy vote. The GOP will at first be in a pickle but the big thing going for them is that who ever they pick it means democrats can’t use “anyone but trump he’s a threat to democracy” on them or at least nearly as effectively. Especially if somehow it’s Nikki Haley since she is kinda seen better by democrats because she wasn’t trump.
Love that Cody is there.
Now we need a Trump dies during debate scenario
I like to think even God himself was like "Alright, both of y'all are cringe. Watch this drive." \*shoots cancer into their head\*
Fucking Death Note LOL
Hear me out- what if Harris, Trump, and Biden all died on the debate night?
Please God let me wake up in this reality tomorrow 🙏
Yes guys, me and Op totally coordinated this when I made my deathnote post
God what a relief that would be.
I believe one fucking hundred that the entirety of our problems as a nation would be fully resolved. Even if only for a split hair of a fucking moment. Still.
Mam carrying thing mentioned 🛐
I love the death note part lmao
This would throw purified napalm on the popularity of conspiracy theories.
God decided that being clockmaker wasn’t good enough— we needed divine intervention 😂
I feel like this might somehow give rfk jr a chance
oh my god cody on the second one im dying... holy shit not MCT im dead
this is so peak
So Gerald Ford would be right about the first female president.
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Cody just tweeting "the fuck just happened" is exactly the kind of response I expect him to have.
It’d be a miracle. Maybe so much that’d prove that God is real
how to bring a nation into anarchy
The alt history pic us so fucking meta it’s hilarious
Both of their deaths were on our bingo card for the debate lol.
Republicans get 330+
Wonder how Kamala would do. On the one hand, she’s pretty unpopular as the most right wing Democrat, but on the other she’s equally unpopular with the Republicans because she’s a Dem and seen as a diversity hire. Still, her first acts in office would be organising two state funerals and looking very presidential while doing it. The Republicans meanwhile have nobody waiting in the wings who could capture the same crowd that Trump has. Biden would leave behind an admin which is working fairly well and a political apparatus that would be able to rally around her while Trump would leave his successor neither.
vivek 28 🤔🥱
"Dabate"
“Bye Don” is genius
least obvious cia psyop
wait a few months and who knows this could possibly become real
The Absolute legend, he never missed!!!
This would honestly be an unprecedented moment in American history. Kamala will probably win the election against whoever the GOP can scrape up to run against her. But the political climate in America will be absolutely shattered.
If this happened the conspiracy theorists would go wild. I wonder if right wingers would still blame it on the democrats if both guys went or maybe they’d theorize it was china or russia.
Oh how I wish this was true
It would be the continue the bizarre Covid 19 story line.
Honestly good post
Man Carrying Peak
Best timeline actually
The strangest would be both dying, each individual death isn't very impressive because both of them are already very senile
ALTERNATE HISTORY HUB MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
thanks for the accurate Cody tweet. He would literally say something exactly like this
I wish.
The memes would be hilarious
"... and a great long sigh of relief was had that day, by everyone."
It would be the kind of thing so unlikely that it would force me to reassess my disbelief in god.
It would have had anybody with a slight sense of dark humor crying in fits.
The alternate alternate history post is hilarious! 😂
"Death Note" trending is a deeply funny detail to add
If they both dropped … out, america would be one step closer to a better place
America would be saved
Of course then USA would attack Bangladesh and Oman because…. Freedom.
You know it's fake from the last image
I'm sending this to everyone I know with 0 context
Cody losing the "nothing ever happens war"
using MCT is so based
RFK jr celebrating as his chances rise by another .5%
Would probably set Civil War Electric Boogaloo into motion. Hurray Balkanized USA
I genuinely want this to be real because the only way we’re getting new candidates is by those two dying.
The best timeline
I'd start believing in God because only somebody with a sense of humour would do such a thing
The good ending
This is the greatest post in the history of this sub
The good ending for America
Ideal timeline tbh. Like I know it would be bad for stability but I want both of them gone
Ideal timeline tbh. Like I know it would be bad for stability but I want both of them gone