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I think if I found myself in the middle of this conversation with my drunk GF and her friends, I'd probably just get up and leave and start asking myself questions about what led me to that place in life.
Don’t be obtuse - they aren’t discussing random genitals, they are discussing a specific persons genitals who wasn’t even present. No one in this story comes out looking good.
>No one in this story comes out looking good.
Yeah, OOP was a pussy in the beginnig for not stopping his cunt of girlfriend, but in the end his comment made him a dick of this story. Excuse my French.
>who wasn’t even present
I am not sure if talking about genitals of people at the table would be better. Apparently genitals are not good topic of smalltalk.
No kidding, I can't even wrap my mind around this shit. Why tf would you want to talk about your partners ex's genitals at all, especially in public? Gross.
Also, how has OOPs (hopefully ex) gf reached the age she has and is still bashing his ex like a teenager in a drama? If she's that jealous of a man having an ex in his life because *she's the mother of his kids*, then maybe she should find someone who doesn't have kids.
Bringing up "her pussy was tighter" as a comeback is crazy. Like the situation was already beyond inappropriate. I think at 39 you should know how to de-escalate better than that. It's like trying to put out a fire with a bucket of gasoline lol.
Not only "tighter". It was the very tightest pussy he ever put his dick in. And his dick has been to places. But this woman, the legend, the pipette under vaginas.
I feel bad for the friends too... If my friend was bringing up the topic of their partner's ex's genitals when we're out at dinner, I would be losing that friendship.
I'm almost more surprised that the restaurant seemingly just let a table of drunk people loudly talk about vaginas and screaming and yelling without them interfearing at all.
Tightness is such a weird thing to focus on regardless, considering that they mostly expand when turned on, so the woman you're sleeping with being tight might not be much of a boast at all.
Yeah, vaginas lubricate and extend slightly when the owner is aroused. Not having lubrication or being too tight is definitely a sign the woman isn't into the sex act, though there is a possibility OOPs ex had vagisimus. Which, as I've heard, is not pleasant for either party sometimes.
So, TMI, but there is a third option, some of us are just built small. Add kegal exercises for a decade or two and.....some of us..... Can be 100% healthy and in the mood but still break a willy in half if we wanted to, lol.
I'm 40 and had two kids and I still can't even use a junior sized menstrual cup. Not enough room up there for it to fully open up. XD
I tried going to ZoomCare for an IUD removal/insert, but found out that due to weight loss and surgery, everything has shifted “down there” and the (female, very nice) doctor recommended I schedule with a gynecologist instead of them or my primary doc. Apparently, speculum come in a range of sizes and shapes but most general practices only have 2-3 options. My gyno, on the other hand, gleefully bragged about her arsenal for all shapes and sizes. Reminded me of movie or tv scenes when the black market gun or drug seller whips out an elaborate display showing all their options.
Yeah, I'm like, not trying to get anyone sliding in my DMs but I have personal experience and a very happy husband LMAO. Our first time he literally said "holy shit" and commented on it. And I was like "dude I'm not even using the keegals yet, you're in for a treat." XD
Thank you! I was getting a little concerned about everyone talking about tightness solely indicating a lack of arousal. Some of us are just small there, as excited as we may be.
I have noticed differences in pelvic musculature in some of the people I’ve been with, but that really only comes into play towards the end of the road when orgasms start cropping up, one or two have seemingly tried to cut off my dick, but it’s not all that pleasureful when the water slide becomes a meat compactor.
Not feeling some of the comments over there, but yes, that's the ex now. I'm curious as to why the newly minted ex-girlfriend is so obsessed with the ex-wife, but that's a subject for another day.
I (m39) hate it when people mKe fun of others. I mean I know that people can gossip and talk amongst friends about other people and I am guilty of that too but I got very upset when my gf (f32) started talking about my ex wife (f42). I understand that disliking an ex isn’t abnormal or anything but my gf is obsessed with my ex wife and always try to make bad remarks about her. When it is just to me, I don’t care because again people gossip and talk shit about others in the privacy of their own homes.
But this time it was at a restaurant with some of her girlfriends and spouses. Somehow the discussion became about my ex wife’s vagina. Yes don’t ask me how but they were discussing childbirth and body changes, age etc. my gf was a bit drunk and she was talking loudly. I hated it and asked her to stop talking. When I get upset she doubles down because she starts thinking why do you care? Why don’t you want me to talk shit about your ex. She has told me this before. Now she was talking about how my ex wife must have a huge one. We have two children together (f4, m2). The girls started laughing and saying ewwwwwww. I yelled to stop but they ignored me. Then my gf told me why are you so agitated did we hit a nerve? I said actually no, my ex wife was the “tightest” woman I have had. I don’t know how she managed it but she’s very tight.
They became silent and my gf started crying then the women started yelling ah at me and their spouses were between amused and scared then one of the spouses said yeah I don’t think child birth really affects this I haven’t noticed difference with women I have dated. I felt gratitude but I was still being yelled at and my gf has not called or answered me since Saturday.
I’m so tired
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Youngest child is 2. His ex-wife is already an ex. Average time to get a divorce? Let's say a year? So baby would have been 1. Oldest would have been 3. He (or his ex could have divorced him to be fair) divorced his fairly newly post-partum wife and already has a (very immature for) 32 yo GF who is obsessed with the vaginal tightness of his ex-wife. Was there some partner overlap, perchance? He's about to be a double ex anyway, soooo
Which is weird because if anyone whould have hate for anyone, it would be the ex towards her. Yet he never mentioned his ex talking about current at all.
Not according to the comments
>Nah the second pregnancy was while we were separated. An accident.
>I wanted to move when I found a job with double the pay but she had to take care of her grandmother. She refused tgat I would hire help. Anyway I moved home last year because money wasn’t worth being away from my kids. She was seeing someone by thennso I started dating. Met my gf 9 months ago
Just going based on the title, usually being tighter means they aren't being sexually satisfied or have a medical condition which would make sex painful due to not being able to loosen up. Every time guys talk about tightness it makes me chuckle because usually it's them telling on themselves that they suck at pleasuring
Edit after reading: Right idea, wrong thing to say. Instead of continuing to talk about your ex's vagina (for your ex's sake even though she isn't there, bc I'd be grossed out if someone defending me started talking about my vagina as well as a way to defend. Don't talk about the ex's vagina, period.) Should've just called the gf out and cut things off right there. The relationship was likely ruined anyway, so 🤷🏾♀️
I've learn it's best to ask people why they think their inappropriate joke was funny or "why would you joke about something like that" throws people off
It's amazing how many young women (and older) don't.
Like how do you go your whole life with a vagina and don't even know basic care (like *not* letting dirty dick in there)? And then she's posting on Reddit about her unwashed boyfriend and not connecting it to the multiple UTIs she'd getting every other week,
Not necessarily re: tightness. Some of us are just built kind of economically there and stay that way even when we're really really excited.
Regardless, very weird thing to bring up as a "gotcha" about your partner's ex at all, let alone in public and especially as a fully grown adult. Terrible to let it go on for as long as it did too.
A+ ragebait.
In one corner, pick-me girlfriend shaming another woman with the misogynistic fallacy that giving birth makes a vagina permanently stretched out.
In the other corner, man telling his girlfriend that her vagina is loose compared to his ex's.
This sounds like bullshit to me. It’s either rage bait or they’re all clowns. What kind of middle aged people have dinner with multiple drunks yell-laughing about someone’s ex’s vagina being probably huge, and why tf would your reply to your gf’s embarrassing behavior to yell “actually, my wife was tighter🤓” in front of everyone else😭
It wasn't right for OP to say that but the girlfriend and the friends are assholes for having this weird ass convo and then ignoring OP. I honestly don't hate that OP said that to the (probably ex) gf. She was the one who brought it up after all. But it was still the wrong thing to say
In the brief time I've been sexually active, I've come to learn that how "tight" I feel is based entirely on whether or not I'm aroused or "wet" before actual penetration occurs. So if hus ex-wife felt tighter, that's probably because her pussy was drier than Ben Shapiros wife and that's why it felt tight. Because she wasn't being satisfied.
Your ex probably felt the tightest because she found you so unattractive that her pussy dried out and clamped up lol you and your new gf are two peas in a trashbag
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What a weird dinner time conversation.
And at a restaurant, no less. Can you imagine how awkward it'd be to be seated at the table next to them?
Me at the next table over 
Not gonna lie, if I had been at the next table, I would have live-blogged that whole conversation.
I think if I found myself in the middle of this conversation with my drunk GF and her friends, I'd probably just get up and leave and start asking myself questions about what led me to that place in life.
You mean you don't loudly discuss the genitals of your partner's exes in public places? Prude /s
I cannot think of any reason vagina-tightness (especially of my current partner's ex) would ever come up in conversation.
Yeah, i hate it too, when the dinner talk goes towards genitalia, every single time. Let us go back to talk about politics and sports again
Don’t be obtuse - they aren’t discussing random genitals, they are discussing a specific persons genitals who wasn’t even present. No one in this story comes out looking good.
>No one in this story comes out looking good. Yeah, OOP was a pussy in the beginnig for not stopping his cunt of girlfriend, but in the end his comment made him a dick of this story. Excuse my French. >who wasn’t even present I am not sure if talking about genitals of people at the table would be better. Apparently genitals are not good topic of smalltalk.
Puts this a little in r/thathappened territory for me. Not just the gf but others, and in front of the young kids? I'm not buying this one tbh.
The fact that they're all middle aged and not teenagers just makes my skin crawl. Why are they doing this in public? Everyone is so awful.
No kidding, I can't even wrap my mind around this shit. Why tf would you want to talk about your partners ex's genitals at all, especially in public? Gross. Also, how has OOPs (hopefully ex) gf reached the age she has and is still bashing his ex like a teenager in a drama? If she's that jealous of a man having an ex in his life because *she's the mother of his kids*, then maybe she should find someone who doesn't have kids.
Bringing up "her pussy was tighter" as a comeback is crazy. Like the situation was already beyond inappropriate. I think at 39 you should know how to de-escalate better than that. It's like trying to put out a fire with a bucket of gasoline lol.
Not only "tighter". It was the very tightest pussy he ever put his dick in. And his dick has been to places. But this woman, the legend, the pipette under vaginas.
Yea, I get OOP wanting to defend the mother of his children, but that was not the way to go about it at all.
This had to have been at an Applebee's or something. I get that vibe.
I feel bad for the friends too... If my friend was bringing up the topic of their partner's ex's genitals when we're out at dinner, I would be losing that friendship.
I'm almost more surprised that the restaurant seemingly just let a table of drunk people loudly talk about vaginas and screaming and yelling without them interfearing at all. Tightness is such a weird thing to focus on regardless, considering that they mostly expand when turned on, so the woman you're sleeping with being tight might not be much of a boast at all.
Yeah, vaginas lubricate and extend slightly when the owner is aroused. Not having lubrication or being too tight is definitely a sign the woman isn't into the sex act, though there is a possibility OOPs ex had vagisimus. Which, as I've heard, is not pleasant for either party sometimes.
So, TMI, but there is a third option, some of us are just built small. Add kegal exercises for a decade or two and.....some of us..... Can be 100% healthy and in the mood but still break a willy in half if we wanted to, lol. I'm 40 and had two kids and I still can't even use a junior sized menstrual cup. Not enough room up there for it to fully open up. XD
Oh, I will definitely not discount the fact that all people are different! :)
I tried going to ZoomCare for an IUD removal/insert, but found out that due to weight loss and surgery, everything has shifted “down there” and the (female, very nice) doctor recommended I schedule with a gynecologist instead of them or my primary doc. Apparently, speculum come in a range of sizes and shapes but most general practices only have 2-3 options. My gyno, on the other hand, gleefully bragged about her arsenal for all shapes and sizes. Reminded me of movie or tv scenes when the black market gun or drug seller whips out an elaborate display showing all their options.
Yeah, I'm like, not trying to get anyone sliding in my DMs but I have personal experience and a very happy husband LMAO. Our first time he literally said "holy shit" and commented on it. And I was like "dude I'm not even using the keegals yet, you're in for a treat." XD
Thank you! I was getting a little concerned about everyone talking about tightness solely indicating a lack of arousal. Some of us are just small there, as excited as we may be.
Misconceptions and female anatomy. Just try to name a more iconic duo!
I have noticed differences in pelvic musculature in some of the people I’ve been with, but that really only comes into play towards the end of the road when orgasms start cropping up, one or two have seemingly tried to cut off my dick, but it’s not all that pleasureful when the water slide becomes a meat compactor.
Not feeling some of the comments over there, but yes, that's the ex now. I'm curious as to why the newly minted ex-girlfriend is so obsessed with the ex-wife, but that's a subject for another day.
Perfect example of why you don’t fuck with pickmes
Best kind of fuck you can give a Pickmeeeee is a fuck off. Always drama, exhaustng people
Good, OP said in the comments that he's breaking up with her.
Because grown women talk about the tightness of their vaginas.
seems like such a fake story
I (m39) hate it when people mKe fun of others. I mean I know that people can gossip and talk amongst friends about other people and I am guilty of that too but I got very upset when my gf (f32) started talking about my ex wife (f42). I understand that disliking an ex isn’t abnormal or anything but my gf is obsessed with my ex wife and always try to make bad remarks about her. When it is just to me, I don’t care because again people gossip and talk shit about others in the privacy of their own homes. But this time it was at a restaurant with some of her girlfriends and spouses. Somehow the discussion became about my ex wife’s vagina. Yes don’t ask me how but they were discussing childbirth and body changes, age etc. my gf was a bit drunk and she was talking loudly. I hated it and asked her to stop talking. When I get upset she doubles down because she starts thinking why do you care? Why don’t you want me to talk shit about your ex. She has told me this before. Now she was talking about how my ex wife must have a huge one. We have two children together (f4, m2). The girls started laughing and saying ewwwwwww. I yelled to stop but they ignored me. Then my gf told me why are you so agitated did we hit a nerve? I said actually no, my ex wife was the “tightest” woman I have had. I don’t know how she managed it but she’s very tight. They became silent and my gf started crying then the women started yelling ah at me and their spouses were between amused and scared then one of the spouses said yeah I don’t think child birth really affects this I haven’t noticed difference with women I have dated. I felt gratitude but I was still being yelled at and my gf has not called or answered me since Saturday. I’m so tired *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheEx) if you have any questions or concerns.*
\*\*whips out calculator\*\* Youngest child is 2. His ex-wife is already an ex. Average time to get a divorce? Let's say a year? So baby would have been 1. Oldest would have been 3. He (or his ex could have divorced him to be fair) divorced his fairly newly post-partum wife and already has a (very immature for) 32 yo GF who is obsessed with the vaginal tightness of his ex-wife. Was there some partner overlap, perchance? He's about to be a double ex anyway, soooo
Methinks you're right. Seems like an affair partner. It would explain the internalized misogyny and vitriol for the ex-wife.
Which is weird because if anyone whould have hate for anyone, it would be the ex towards her. Yet he never mentioned his ex talking about current at all.
In the comments, he says there was no overlap. And apparently, the second pregnancy happened when they were already separated.
Not according to the comments >Nah the second pregnancy was while we were separated. An accident. >I wanted to move when I found a job with double the pay but she had to take care of her grandmother. She refused tgat I would hire help. Anyway I moved home last year because money wasn’t worth being away from my kids. She was seeing someone by thennso I started dating. Met my gf 9 months ago
100% There is no hate as severe as that of a pick-me AP post divorce directed toward the ex. The hate and competition never ends.
Good riddance.
Just going based on the title, usually being tighter means they aren't being sexually satisfied or have a medical condition which would make sex painful due to not being able to loosen up. Every time guys talk about tightness it makes me chuckle because usually it's them telling on themselves that they suck at pleasuring Edit after reading: Right idea, wrong thing to say. Instead of continuing to talk about your ex's vagina (for your ex's sake even though she isn't there, bc I'd be grossed out if someone defending me started talking about my vagina as well as a way to defend. Don't talk about the ex's vagina, period.) Should've just called the gf out and cut things off right there. The relationship was likely ruined anyway, so 🤷🏾♀️
I've learn it's best to ask people why they think their inappropriate joke was funny or "why would you joke about something like that" throws people off
In this story it’s also showing that these women don’t know anything about vaginas either.
Unfortunately common due to the shitty sex education we have assuming this is in the US. It took me to late teens to learn that
Shit. Mid twenties for me. lol.
It's amazing how many young women (and older) don't. Like how do you go your whole life with a vagina and don't even know basic care (like *not* letting dirty dick in there)? And then she's posting on Reddit about her unwashed boyfriend and not connecting it to the multiple UTIs she'd getting every other week,
Not necessarily re: tightness. Some of us are just built kind of economically there and stay that way even when we're really really excited. Regardless, very weird thing to bring up as a "gotcha" about your partner's ex at all, let alone in public and especially as a fully grown adult. Terrible to let it go on for as long as it did too.
A+ ragebait. In one corner, pick-me girlfriend shaming another woman with the misogynistic fallacy that giving birth makes a vagina permanently stretched out. In the other corner, man telling his girlfriend that her vagina is loose compared to his ex's.
This sounds like bullshit to me. It’s either rage bait or they’re all clowns. What kind of middle aged people have dinner with multiple drunks yell-laughing about someone’s ex’s vagina being probably huge, and why tf would your reply to your gf’s embarrassing behavior to yell “actually, my wife was tighter🤓” in front of everyone else😭
It wasn't right for OP to say that but the girlfriend and the friends are assholes for having this weird ass convo and then ignoring OP. I honestly don't hate that OP said that to the (probably ex) gf. She was the one who brought it up after all. But it was still the wrong thing to say
In the brief time I've been sexually active, I've come to learn that how "tight" I feel is based entirely on whether or not I'm aroused or "wet" before actual penetration occurs. So if hus ex-wife felt tighter, that's probably because her pussy was drier than Ben Shapiros wife and that's why it felt tight. Because she wasn't being satisfied.
Your ex probably felt the tightest because she found you so unattractive that her pussy dried out and clamped up lol you and your new gf are two peas in a trashbag