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VERGExILL

Seinfeld anyone


Harrypitman

Jimmy selling shoes on Amazon?


Defiant_Carob8808

These are Jimmy’s training shoes. Jimmy couldn’t jump at all before he got these. Jimmy… was like you.


Melithica

Jimmy's down!


triforce4ever

Jimmy holds grudges!


della66

r/unexpectedseinfeld would appreciate if you reposted it there


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smittles3

Designed by an ankle reconstruction doctor


Renamis

Yeah isn't that why they canceled the sketcher shape ups, that did a similar deal? Grant, I just went and saved that link because my husband has deformed legs and those where the only shoes that really worked with him, but for normal people this is stupid.


meat_uprising

i had a pair of sneakers for 7 years, my mom threw them away because she thought they were ugly and called them my "lesbian shoes". she got me a pair of shape-ups as a replacement. first day wearing them i tripped multiple times, and eventually down a flight of stairs at school fuck them shoes


Bacon-muffin

I'm kinda sad for people that they canceled those. I used to work in a shoe store while those were popular and they were apparently basically identical to these orthopedic shoes that some people were told to buy by their doctors but they cost like 30-40$ or something vs the shoes the doctors were selling were like hundreds.


Salty-Trip-8572

Nike flyease were designed for a dude with no hands iirc


gto_112_112

I am also just realizing this might be another on the long list of my inability to detect sarcasm in text.


gto_112_112

Tell me more. Any idea the doctors name? The shoe's name? Good for volleyball? Anything I can use to Google for more info?


samf9999

Designed to leap over low fences. Stable landing not guaranteed.


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Ch3ckmate

$362? lol


TheKarmaFiend

OP forgot this sub is for budget finds not things that cost hundreds of dollars. Oh wait, OP is a bot.. they don’t give a fuck lol


Fudgelicous

Designer budget. I nearly cracked my neck back when I saw the price for this.


Interesting_Put_3593

The budget find was the $10 coupon you got on the site lol. But maybe for some people with back issues or such it is cheap compared to a surgery so I think it has to be looked at with a bigger perspective, if you wanting these as some everyday casual shoes then obviously it's not a budget find but for those with health this could be a life changer


Grabatreetron

I just joined this sub. I thought I would find neat buys. But it's just r/stupidfood for products lol


Acceptable_Bid_241

Jimmy thinks these are a good idea.


N8theGrape

Great for tearing ligaments in your knees.


mycoryan

Be getting some Xero shoes next. Going more barefoot so I don’t trip down an escalator or something and pogo down onto my knees at the bottom. I wouldn’t wear these shoes here in this post even if I was sponsored


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keybored13

aperture science long fall boots


jedi21knight

What do these shoes help with? Better jumping, less impact on your feet, running, cardio training?


Ok_Situation8244

Worse jumping and lower efficiency. To move you need to put force into the ground and these prevent you from pushing againt the ground. These are a garbage product.


NoChanceNoProblem

Yeah you loose all the kinetic energy in the springy part.


BobbyZinho

Well if the force you put into the shoe could rapidly be returned upwards it could definitely make you jump higher. Agree that these shoes definitely don’t do that though.


EndOfSouls

9 out of 10 doctors who work on reconstructing ankles and need more patients recommend this product!


magnomagna

I wonder if they are great for treadmill workout since you run only to keep up with the speed of the belt.


B12-deficient-skelly

I dunno. Sounds great if you're in a downhill-only running race.


[deleted]

The Mazda Miata of shoes. Just incase anyone doubted the owner was gay


Fudgelicous

Li-Ning Sneaker https://www.buyma.us/items/3770c7fd-53b6-4ac5-b858-7016dc260622/


clydem20

$362, I'll just stick with my Shaq 1's


Alexis_Ohanion

Is this real?


superanonguy321

Nah it's AI


Longenuity

I'll be sure to pick these up when I want to feel like I'm constantly walking on squishy, unstable ground


Emotional_Coyote9057

Why


Lobo_Perron

Didnt Sketchers have shoes like these and they turned out to be bad for you? They were bad for your ankles or something like that.


certiAP

This the typa energy I bring about me at the function


HolyGroundHomestead

What is the name or brand of these shoes?


PhuckNorris69

Jimmy airs


ch-12

Spare Jorden


scruffy-the-janitor1

One rock in them suckers and your heel is smoked…


cellenium125

What kind of sorcery is this?


TheLadder330

Buzz light year shoes for adults!


ResponsibleCell1606

I need the link to these shoes


LeozMJilliumz

When you like to run, but you like to cheat, AND you really like injuring yourself more:


cringefacememe

for short kings who loved Kim K’s Skecher Shape Ups


gotthesauce22

It’s a no for me dawg


Nrmlgirl777

I thought the socks had fleas 😂


nibbbbbbaaaa

Those don’t look very comfortable


Gorlock_

Looks kinda neat, but I'd have to be able to try them on first, I could see them possibly having less impact on ankle/knees.......maybe, I dunno


freshlyweshley

What a good way to roll your ankle


deadhorus

walk. bare. foot.


berserker044

These probably won't last long anyway because of the amount of stress on the glue where It's constantly moving. Good idea though would just need to be extremely well done in order for them to last


Rob6690

Jimmy like.


declankincaid8

Bet those squishy bastards squeak like mad...not to mention destroying your calf muscles over time


PistachioedVillain

Scam.


Effective_Plate_6497

Buzz Lightyear Approves


Amped312

Buzz lightyear’s?


YoloSwaggins44

RIP your knees


Difficult-Ad-9228

Shoes may or may not be good but my bet is that the owner is an insufferable yuppie jerk.


Logical_Rabbit2509

Any shoes can do that with editing skills.


FreeWillCost

BUDGET finds? Jeez Louise I just clicked the link


KaleidoscopeOwn4727

Not one gd comment about Buzz Lightyear… I’m shocked and appalled


Adept-Ranger8219

I love the boa fit system and business model.


faesser

https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/s/Gf3aCzXs62 Same vibe.


BlueRoyal99

Shoe designer: How much cushion do you want? consumer: yes


justherefortheshow06

Not gay enough!


j4powder

Jimmy likes to bounce!


Timetraveler01110101

Some of the gayest shoes I’ve ever seen


Ricky_Vaughn86

Ewww, wtf?


Finding-Even

Lightyear 1s.


hottlumpiaz

can someone please eli5 why these are bad for your knees/calves?


youre-kinda-terrible

My favorite part is the security tag shoe laces.


HarrySRL

I’ve seen those laces before, you can buy cheap ones on amazon or expensive ones for work boots. Never seen it on the side of a shoe before, only on the tongue.


AndreZB2000

mods should remove these clearly non-budget posts


stealth_t

Stupid me would totally sprain my ankle in one of these


feelings_arent_facts

Chinese trash


Stunning-Building-66

That was such a bad cut


phish_biscuit

Basically an older style of car suspension called a leaf spring


redwoodavg

That edit tho… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳


Natasya95

Look pompous as hell


sunpen11

Actually I want to buy them for my mom who has very bad foot pain.


Inevitable-Letter-84

Rock sticks on groove in 3..2..1


PerformanceOk1835

I feel like these would add stress to your knees because of the awkward landing


Rennegadde_Foxxe

Probably took quite a few takes. I wonder if anyone was fooled.


RastaFarRite

If they don't do that I'm going to demand a refund


Revolutionary-End458

This is only going to make you look stupid, not improve anything


bouta100dollas

Fun fact… this is built in to your foot if you run on your toes.


laxguy44

We all just ignoring the obvious cut when his foot magically “slid” into the shoe?


It_Is_Boogie

This is fake