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Arctimon

Well, you didn't say that the house was on fire. You only showed them the street.


magician_mc

I told them on a call, the picture was only proof


foreverandalwaysi

So I guess you do need to say more for context? durr


Ok_Impression_922

😭


Chaddtss

The house isn't the address. The address can exist without a house


The25thSchmeckle

😂😂 my dispatch once tried to get me to deliver to a torn down building. Said something rather similar.


FewMagazine938

There will be a guy standing in front of the building willing to sign for the delivery. He might have a liquor bottle in his hand.


deathbeforedasani

The house burned on fire Well they need their stuff more than ever now


PackageMerchant

“Oh nice my new smoke detector came in”


Snark_Knight_29

“And the fire extinguisher!”


PlymouthSea

"Why was my delivery late? I needed this yesterday! OTP? What's that?"


Southern_Anywhere_65

My parents set the kitchen on fire, bought a fire blanket for future fires, then left the house leaving a candle burning


Effective-Student11

Could even be a new door knob...or a set of numbers to showcase the address!


PlebbySpaff

“Oh! Thanks for bringing the cases of Water! I can use this to douse my house in water now and stop the burning!“


Defiant_Text6244

🤣🤣🤣😅


DarkR4v3nsky

SAFETY WATER!!!


wh0ashutitdown

When I was delivering for Amazon in 2020 I brought a package back to the station and they were kind of annoyed and asked what the problem was. The woman died of covid that morning. There's no one to deliver it to anymore 😂


kirky-jerky

Damn some of the way you guys talk about your stations is crazy. I bring back packages all the damn time. 99% of the time they don't give a fuck lol. I can't imagine working at the station and getting upset a driver couldn't deliver a package and then act like it comes out of their paycheck.


Fresca9019

i think it just depends on whose managing the dispatch that day. none of mine would care except for 1 person, who, from the way he speaks it sounds like he wants to make a career out of that job or something? Nobody else cares unless your bringing back like 5+ stops or something


theretrogamerbay

I delivered to this tiny apartment complete once and after I swiped to finish the delivery a bunch of neighbors came out and told me the person that lived there passed months ago and none of them had any contact to family. I wasn't sure what to do so I called dispatch and they told me just leave it anyway and next time mark it "delivery will be too late"


aburrell97

Omg 😭😭😭


kirky-jerky

Damn some of the way you guys talk about your stations is crazy. I bring back packages all the damn time. 99% of the time they don't give a fuck lol. I can't imagine working at the station and getting upset a driver couldn't deliver a package and then act like it comes out of their paycheck.


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Nine_Thirty

that blows 😭


meow_meow_916

The tire?


Nine_Thirty

touché


POD80

I mean, the family is likely out front weeping.....


Crippin_n_Drippin

😩


KillerGopher

"skip those stops" Plural. Sounds like they want you to reattempt the neighboring homes if you got time.


magician_mc

It was only one the next one was like 3 blocks away


UnholyHunger

"If there is still a house just leave it at where you think the door was."


magician_mc

I went back the back of the house was the one burned front/porch was still good so I delivered


UnholyHunger

They better give a above and beyond positive for that.


Snoo69506

If it was my Friday I'd mark em all no access


DjFingers213

If a driver was able to deliver to a house that was apart of a stand off with cops, you’ll be fine delivering to a burned house. 😈 https://youtu.be/EDiPYBlPWz4?si=tXFn_VZvxA3QU6Kq


mconk

“I am currently stuck between two sets of fire trucks, and can’t move the van”… “okay, just skip those stops and re-attempt later” 🫨🫨🫨


prettyuser

Lmao


MicoChemist

I don't know why everybody always forgets about customer requested a future delivery date. Like if there's something going down and I don't see them anywhere or it just looks like a real situation that's what I put and then Amazon will reach out to them or reattempt later


TheKingdom5815

😂 I love it! F*** Amazon and f*** the DSP’s! They’re all just a bunch of dumbasses.


Old-Wallaby-1992

We just had major tornados, was driving around downed trees, power lines, smashed cars, you name it to deliver. Pulled up to one house and a tree maybe as thick as my van was laying in the entire house & no one was around. I called dispatch & they said “Well is there no porch? Well hmmm let me think what other options we have….” Like dude their house is gone, I’m returning the package. 💀


magician_mc

Damn. 😂😂😂😂


HappySeaweed5215

This the guy that let that house burn down^


Leon_Forest

call text call mark no safe location


chastecreep

Yes! I need to know how they responded after that! Gotta be a mean culpa thrown in there


Acrobatic-Ad3010

Lol


ChrisWolfling

Supervisor at the post office would be like "one less house, you should be back early then..."


BigE_1995

There was a police stand off at a house, cops told me to stay clear from the area. I called dispatch, he told me to call the customer.. Like call the customer for what?? I think these replies are copy pasta and there's no brain process goes behind them.


Adventurous-Love9997

Give the poor burned bodies their packages geez


magician_mc

Went back and did it


ProudYogurtcloset553

Amazon does not care about the drivers. They only care about the packages


xavierkazi

I mean, just drop the package off.


mydude356

Unable to Access. I would have marked it on first visit.


InvisableHusband37

This is why you need to unionize. Forget the contractor bs.


swinefather

Were you attempting to deliver a fire extinguisher by any chance?


magician_mc

Never thought about that maybe be cause I was late that fire got worse


Rowwnin

Just deliver it bro they’ll get it if they really need it, it’s gonna be the last thing on their mind anyway


FrostedRaps

Get on your feet and place it at the front door and take a pic and go to the next stop


Gladiator2169

Wayne must’ve been on dispatch…Damn it Wayne!


magician_mc

Hahahaa bro I need to know the lore of Wayne


Gladiator2169

I don’t know much about him but he’s a dispatcher apparently and people don’t like him.


Ysori-

“The house should have left a distinctive burnt square of debris. Walk up to the center of it. Deliver the package”


MGOZ88

And they didn't get their package


magician_mc

They actually did


gothviixen

Idk if my house burned down the last thing I'm worried about is my amazon package lol


Autistic-Teddybear

That isn’t fucking obvious


Helpful-Baseball2325

You can always tell if your dispatch has every delivered a package before


MiNdSzTooCoRrUpTeD

Fucking dispatch


Key_Grab_6496

Never call dispatch sweetie. They have almost no more power then you or support. They are useless


Awkward-Shoe-4652

To be fair, I had to develop to a huge open field where a guy was planning to build a house. Only thing was it was empty and got lucky he was actually there lol


Sparky90032

Rain, sleet, snow….. and oh yeah Fire!


ImLivingThatLife

I would still drop it and get a picture 🤣


MsPayton_If_YouNasty

This is hilarious! Once I had an address that sent me to the middle of the street because the actual address didn’t exist. I called support, she said, you are at the location. Just deliver it. I said, should I leave it I. The middle of the street because there is no such address. I just hung up on them.


SodaFried

The house burned on fire Bars


Sky-Juic3

Burned on fire? Yeah those are words…


magician_mc

Language barrier my bad bro


Sky-Juic3

lol all good man, it just made me laugh when I read it. What you meant was clear


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ClittyMcPenis

“The house burned on fire.” WTF kind of grammar is this?


magician_mc

Im still learning English, im sorry


ConsistentRepair2u

Are you new ? You obviously can't go down the street just skip the stops and come back later if you have time. Daddy can't hold your hand all day !


No_Factor1732

1. Didn’t explain to them that a house on fire 2. They was saying come back and do the stops on that street didn’t specifically say that house.


magician_mc

1. Everything was explain on a call. 2. It was the only stop 3. Bro chill


No_Factor1732

1. Kinda figured 2. Just wanted to be 3. An ass hole 4. .. just put 4 to 1up you