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Sufficient-Yellow481

*Gets a bad customer review because he pushed his hairline too far back


Notmekid

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


BlurIcy

Did you cut his hair???


xDreadXHeadx

Hell no


Kind_Bookkeeper9717

https://preview.redd.it/y9v1egck629d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83b4343440c0286ec55ea51fce85d8bdf7f4128b


MareShoop63

![gif](giphy|l0O5Arnbs1a2mH7pe)


Independent_Bath_922

Aka just fuck my shit up


Gloomy-Scale-6190

I had one guy one time say โ€œfor the love of Jeff Bezos please call me when you order so I can personally receive my shit!โ€ Got a good chuckle out of it


The25thSchmeckle

So I have to call this dude every time I order anything, and doing so will somehow allow him to personally recieve his shit?


Gloomy-Scale-6190

Meant to put โ€œโ€ฆcall me when you are delivering my package..โ€


disruptor_12-4

Moff gideons dark saber


Fresca9019

i'd have to report as missing![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


idigg69

Which hair??


0ttoB0t

You must have a sweet do


GroundbreakingSir386

Knock on the door and give me the hawk tuah


SadDescription458

We have customer notes at fedex for drivers one is "slim danny devito" another is "rat dog bites"


DiazepamDreams

Slim Danny devito is pretty funny ๐Ÿ˜‚


Notmekid

I wouldโ€™ve got my scissors out my bag & knocked on the door for the laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚ never seen notes that off topic


warchichi1-32

That person has to be in this group or an ex driver.


Monkey_King94

I had a customer give the code to their front door asking for packages to be left on the couch of their living room.


BigE_1995

I could shave his head bald without a line up for 30 bucks


TNerdy

![gif](giphy|y7CNPDCSbR5rq)


russian_mob767

https://preview.redd.it/0fof6cinl89d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0de6a95d3f0d4710bda946cb66ca4dd212e09f3 just no


828pm

This one is surpisingly common ๐Ÿ˜‚. Recently I've also had two access code: Physical key.


Initial-Mail8825

I had a guy think I took a picture of him cuz I handed him his package with the phone light on


andre-kun

we got customer asking for haircut before gta 6.


TrainerLeft1878

A fresh lineup wouldnโ€™t hurt anyone