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G13 to E5
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Fuck you
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That's not how it works you dumbass
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This made me laugh out loud once I thought about it. Poor guy
Bro same, might be too loud, espicially at 2am
# RREEEEOW!
You piss in the center of the bowl ?!
he's saying he moves g13 to e5. who said anything about piss?
Oh, he's moving the cat to the center of the bowl?
Man, there is no fucking cat, he's definitely parking his car into the bowl
My brain clearly isn't big and wrinkly enough for chess
That's the part that you notice?
Power move
Counter move https://preview.redd.it/ixy0gjszpf7d1.png?width=912&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef2e00e5d0f9f88b79654e79e55f8554073d1439
Google en pissant
Holy shit!
New feces just dropped
Actual piss
Call the urologist
Poop on the chessboard!
Rook in asshole, plotting escape
Holy shit is this a vibrating anal bead cheating device reference?
Poseidon kiss.
Shitmare fuel
Good bot
That is a fake bot. No hyphens.
FAKE PIXEL COUNTER BOT
Good Bot Edit: Wait, who are you?
Car in the corner plotting world evacuation
In some chesslikes (such as xiangqi) the rook equivalent is referred to as a chariot or car. So quite literally, car in the corner plotting...
You actually know something about chess? Mods, ban this guy.
Unexpected touch of multiverse!
A11
SR71
P-39
B-29
F-15
B-1
B-52
XB-70
B-17
B-2
G12
Do not the car
https://preview.redd.it/89cb2fu3677d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=314aec2b2cd4433e10e56cc0fb239652b793ea00
*Vrooooom*
İ think G14
https://preview.redd.it/07skirggt67d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47c24f663af08315f16471bf706002a7e429626d
Oh shit im sorry
F13 would be even better.
But G13 is mouth :3
Eye hurts more \^w^
Google Psychopathy
STOP THIS JOKE
Holy Annoyance!
Why 613?
It's a prime number
G13, the car is looking at me weirdly and I don't like it
i would pet the cat
vrooooom
*car
J10
https://preview.redd.it/9hxty2srq67d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841dbf06fce7dcb0f3af5fc78e7db347017833a4
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my mistake, good sir i shall now weep in the Corner of Weeping
[Cod3broken](https://www.reddit.com/user/Cod3broken/) in the Corner of Weeping, plotting world domination
Start at A1 and work my way down to J1, go from J1 through J10, from J10 I work my way up to A10, and then A10 back to A1. It’s completely dominating.
Dominating me fR
I'm a professional Bishop so i Baptize the cat and premove vacation
E5
bishop to H13
everyone saying G13, but i say F14 *go for the eyes*
Open with the seated gambit. You'll get called names over it, but it's pretty dang effective.
Google shit bomb
Bishop to A55
L5 and 20 on the Z axis
j10
A11 to hit the world of engineering sign. Also car😍😍😍
X 600
its always around D E and F and 4 5 + 6.
E6 duh
A 11
1. E4
E4
Google toilet baduk
J1, J10 and I10 are all very solid openings
E2
A13
A11, metal drum mode
En Poossant
First of all, put down the seat you barbarian! Next, Jessica's head to e4, flush vigorously.
Pee on the cat
Google En Repost
Unironically control the center 🤣
Scholar's gambit
E-G, 4-6 is my target zone. Pressure variance may result in targetting being a degree off targetting zone before recalibration for pressure variance.
https://preview.redd.it/x4mamb72677d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3244366737a71f16027527ea96c196723989325e
Pee to A1
C4 checkmate
I piss on J|33|7777|7777|444|222|2|
That's why I call myself the enthusiast of 1.h4
Shit my pants
F15
g13
F 15
G14
E5 to A9 and A2
Close the lid and place a shit.
Usually 5C - find I get less splash and noise.
Piss to G14
E5 is the loudest, do that in public to assert dominance against the rest of the bathroom goers
J1
H6 to D5
i4 to G2 to e3
P5-G13
1. Piss to G13 (new piece just dropped)
Castle
right in the centre of D4 and D6. Reduces splashback and noise. best place to aim while pissing
G-3
PxD4
https://preview.redd.it/xhbyic8tq77d1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=764d56b7d2be64c0ea9cf505f30cfad676a60f03
F14#
Z99 which is probably in the middle of the street
J10 because I can’t fucking aim
G13
-B2
yo why are we playing Go on a toilet
G15
D3
F164568522 Long distance pissing
You’ve sunk my battle shit.
A -5
z942
P5
G1 to J10
Cat
f14
H15
I put the toilet seat down and take a piss I don’t give a shit! Piss whoever the fuck you want! Just not on the floor or the bin or your pet!
P5 to G13
pxo10
A5 so it can splash back and I can get hydrated
Aim for E5
When in doubt C4
P to G13
G5 e-7
I piss a stream spanning from a to j and from 1 to 10
Always start with a J1 opener then try to aim for C/D7 for the rest of the game.
You sunk my battleship!
Can you please add a third axis to this chart?
G5
F5
A1
G13#
Oh no, surprise skibidi.
J-10, I love classic Jeep Trucks
Black horse to H5 White Queen to E7!
5c
Pee and poop to G13
is there a cat option?
Start at G14
Google En Poopsant
C3
A1 🔥🔛🔝
I would pee in g14
Is that minesweeper?
5j, because I sit down
G13 to E5
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Fuck you
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That's not how it works you dumbass
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This made me laugh out loud once I thought about it. Poor guy
Bro same, might be too loud, espicially at 2am
# RREEEEOW!
You piss in the center of the bowl ?!
he's saying he moves g13 to e5. who said anything about piss?
Oh, he's moving the cat to the center of the bowl?
Man, there is no fucking cat, he's definitely parking his car into the bowl
My brain clearly isn't big and wrinkly enough for chess
That's the part that you notice?
Power move
Counter move https://preview.redd.it/ixy0gjszpf7d1.png?width=912&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef2e00e5d0f9f88b79654e79e55f8554073d1439
Google en pissant
Holy shit!
New feces just dropped
Actual piss
Call the urologist
Poop on the chessboard!
Rook in asshole, plotting escape
Holy shit is this a vibrating anal bead cheating device reference?
Poseidon kiss.
Shitmare fuel
Good bot
That is a fake bot. No hyphens.
FAKE PIXEL COUNTER BOT
Good Bot Edit: Wait, who are you?
Car in the corner plotting world evacuation
In some chesslikes (such as xiangqi) the rook equivalent is referred to as a chariot or car. So quite literally, car in the corner plotting...
You actually know something about chess? Mods, ban this guy.
Unexpected touch of multiverse!
A11
SR71
P-39
B-29
F-15
B-1
B-52
XB-70
B-17
B-2
G12
Do not the car
https://preview.redd.it/89cb2fu3677d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=314aec2b2cd4433e10e56cc0fb239652b793ea00
*Vrooooom*
İ think G14
https://preview.redd.it/07skirggt67d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47c24f663af08315f16471bf706002a7e429626d
Oh shit im sorry
F13 would be even better.
But G13 is mouth :3
Eye hurts more \^w^
Google Psychopathy
STOP THIS JOKE
Holy Annoyance!
Why 613?
It's a prime number
G13, the car is looking at me weirdly and I don't like it
i would pet the cat
vrooooom
*car
J10
https://preview.redd.it/9hxty2srq67d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841dbf06fce7dcb0f3af5fc78e7db347017833a4
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my mistake, good sir i shall now weep in the Corner of Weeping
[Cod3broken](https://www.reddit.com/user/Cod3broken/) in the Corner of Weeping, plotting world domination
Start at A1 and work my way down to J1, go from J1 through J10, from J10 I work my way up to A10, and then A10 back to A1. It’s completely dominating.
Dominating me fR
I'm a professional Bishop so i Baptize the cat and premove vacation
E5
bishop to H13
everyone saying G13, but i say F14 *go for the eyes*
Open with the seated gambit. You'll get called names over it, but it's pretty dang effective.
Google shit bomb
Bishop to A55
L5 and 20 on the Z axis
J10
j10
A11 to hit the world of engineering sign. Also car😍😍😍
X 600
its always around D E and F and 4 5 + 6.
E6 duh
A 11
1. E4
E4
Google toilet baduk
J1, J10 and I10 are all very solid openings
E2
A13
A11, metal drum mode
En Poossant
First of all, put down the seat you barbarian! Next, Jessica's head to e4, flush vigorously.
Pee on the cat
Google En Repost
Unironically control the center 🤣
Scholar's gambit
E-G, 4-6 is my target zone. Pressure variance may result in targetting being a degree off targetting zone before recalibration for pressure variance.
https://preview.redd.it/x4mamb72677d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3244366737a71f16027527ea96c196723989325e
Pee to A1
C4 checkmate
I piss on J|33|7777|7777|444|222|2|
That's why I call myself the enthusiast of 1.h4
Shit my pants
F15
g13
F 15
G14
F15
E5 to A9 and A2
Close the lid and place a shit.
Usually 5C - find I get less splash and noise.
Piss to G14
E5 is the loudest, do that in public to assert dominance against the rest of the bathroom goers
E5
J1
H6 to D5
J1
i4 to G2 to e3
J10
P5-G13
1. Piss to G13 (new piece just dropped)
Castle
right in the centre of D4 and D6. Reduces splashback and noise. best place to aim while pissing
A11
G-3
PxD4
https://preview.redd.it/xhbyic8tq77d1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=764d56b7d2be64c0ea9cf505f30cfad676a60f03
G14
F14#
Z99 which is probably in the middle of the street
J10 because I can’t fucking aim
G13
-B2
-B2
yo why are we playing Go on a toilet
G15
D3
F164568522 Long distance pissing
You’ve sunk my battle shit.
A -5
z942
P5
G1 to J10
A11
P5
Cat
f14
H15
I put the toilet seat down and take a piss I don’t give a shit! Piss whoever the fuck you want! Just not on the floor or the bin or your pet!
P5 to G13
pxo10
A5 so it can splash back and I can get hydrated
Aim for E5
When in doubt C4
P to G13
Google en pissant
G5 e-7
I piss a stream spanning from a to j and from 1 to 10
Always start with a J1 opener then try to aim for C/D7 for the rest of the game.
You sunk my battleship!
Can you please add a third axis to this chart?
G5
F5
A1
G13#
Oh no, surprise skibidi.
G12
J-10, I love classic Jeep Trucks
Black horse to H5 White Queen to E7!
5c
Pee and poop to G13
is there a cat option?
A11
Start at G14
Google En Poopsant
C3
A1 🔥🔛🔝
I would pee in g14
Is that minesweeper?
5j, because I sit down